Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

Could someone please explain to me,why that Elephant is in the middle of the road?

You see, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, lived a herd of elephants. These particular elephants were known as the "Jelephants" because they

helped the jedi with their work. They were trained to use the force with their trunks; they could weild a lightsaber with their trunks; jedi could ride them

to battle; but most importantly, they could crush their enemies with their gigantic feet.

One day, the Sith thought that they were too much trouble, so they decided to get rid of them. they tried to blow them up, but they just used the force

to blow them away. This continued, until, one day, when Obi-Wan and Anakin was sitting on this particular jelepahnt, they fell into a iceberg. They froze

for a million years, and now, present day, they melted onto the street. But then a Sith guy used a galaxy transeferer thingamabob and sent them to

Earth on a different street. Obi-Wan and Anakin were immediatly hit by a bus, but the jelepahnt used to force to blow it away. And then the jelephant

got tired and decided to take a nap, thus, staying on the street.

That's no elephant- that's a space station

Previous Winners 2/7/12

Embodien (question used)
Shadownox
Jmtheawesome

New question 2/8/12

Question 02/08/12

Why is there so many Ostriches?

See, once upon a time, there was an ostrich. It had evolved from a cross-breed of a chicken and penguin.

However, it was the only one of its kind. And so it set forth on an epic journey to find a way to create more ostriches!

It braved many dangers during its trials, such as trolls, beggers, and noobs waving their proto swords around and saying "i 1Z d@ NuMB@ 0nz!!!!111!!!234!!!@#$!!!" Eventually, he stubled upon an ancient city hidden in the trees. And inside it was a cloning device.

He quickly activated it, but it blew up. But now he knew a way to create more ostriches.

So he went to the local library and checked out "Cloning for Dummies." He learned how to build a cloning machine. And he build one.

He quickly set the numbers and calculations as to how many ostriches to create, but being an ostrich, he totally messed up, and instead of typing "10000" into the # of cloned ostriches, he typed "I LIKE PIE" (Don't ask how he mixed up 10000 with I LIKE PIE.)

So he cloned himself. But since he typed the wrong numbers, the machine began to shake and rumble and sputter until it exploded in a giant piey gooey mess of ostrich feathers and metal.

When the smoke and dust cleared, the ostrich was standing in front of an army of ostriches, about 37491823740971290418234032757238798407128659712804712864780249377237081487844 of them.

But god thought that was way to much, and smited a bunch of them into ostrich pies. Now there was only 2342937490237402038409384027424823 of them. But that was still alot. And that's why there are so many ostriches. :)

Why is there so many Ostriches?

[Incoming grammar Nazi] NEIN! Is ARE! Why ARE there so many Ostriches?

/exit grammar Nazi.

Answer: There aren't. Those are flamingos.

Prognosis: Kuger needs to brush up on her Bio class.

There are so many ostriches because God made them that way.....and they are crazy lol :)

Why is there so many Ostriches?

Probably because you stole the eggs!!!

First, I wholeheartedly reinforce Psychodestroyer's Grammar-Nazi claim.

Second, because ostriches are freaking viscous, so no creature and nobody is willing to sacrifice their well-being to try hunting them.
I mean, look at these monsters.

Man I love these birds. I mean, they're so badass they only have one currently non-extinct order: Struthioforms. They didn't have a need to have evolved other orders or genera, they have nothing to adapt to. They don't take any [bullcrap], they just peck and scratch until they get what they want.

the reason why there are so many is cause the ostrich was a intergalatic traveler whom had crashed on earth during ancient times in order to crete a successful fast food chain but instead genetically modified hamsters which ended up mutating into more ostriches.

then, at the time of the Great Flood, two of the ostriches went on the arc and where brought to salvation where they overpopulated the area which is now Africa.

Then when the cow was brought to Afrca one of the ostriches choose to genetically modifie it thus creating a lion which humans hioped would htin them out but it fail and became lazy.

Thus the ostrich is a plauge to the world.... wait was this question about why there are so many? well you got the answer to that question here too XD.

Because 1 + 1 = 10­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­000­00
Ostriches of course.
COUNT THE ZEROS

Why are there so many ostriches?

First of all I had to laugh a little when I read the question.

There are two reasons: First, they are spawning on the moon and the sun and coming from the sky and second, they just have way too much free time.

Why are there so many ostriches?

You see, a long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away, lived an evil little man called Farty McBarfy. He was evil, as you can see from my previous sentence. He wanted to create a species that would reflect himslef; a speices that farts, barfs, and most of all, is evil. You can see that Farty McBarfy was evil in my last 2 sentecnes. anyway, he used a lot of fart and barf and borrowed a book from the library "pie for fart and barf" and created them. Remember, he was evil, so u cant blame him for making lots of fart'n'barf. evil people tend to do that(dont ask me why) and then they became great friends and since there was two of them, they farted and barfed a lot more, and created more, and more, until there was too many, and farty died of the horrible smell(cant blame him, even for a guy like him) and this is why our world today is dominated by barf and fart. :)and also why there is so much ostriches.

Previous Winners 2/8/12

Psychodestroyer
Weld

New question 2/9/12

Where does King Krogmo hide?

/looks to left
/looks to right
/motions you to lean in real close

In plain sight... the coliseum rewards director... yep... king krogmo himself. You know how those devilites keep changing shape right? Well he managed to focus himself to look just like a manager. Told me so himself. And the reason he never actually attacks or anything is because he's too amused by the fact we'll fight ourselves for a measley 2 coins.

True story.

Where does King Krogmo hide?

/looks at Kuger like she's crazy.

Dude, what COULDN'T you hide under all those flab-folds!? Kroggy's so fat, he hides in his OWN FLAB-FOLDS.

DUH.

"Where does King Krogmo hide?"

He floats above us in a private viewing box that he can move around the arena if he wants!

Where does King Krogmo hide?
Who said he was hiding?
What do you think haven is made out of?
And has no one yet wondered why the arena is belly button shaped? hmmm?

He actually chills with the Snarbolax in the Gloaming Wildwoods. He and Snarby are old college buds. They're still friends even though they aren't on the same side- they understand each others choices.

Where does King Krogmo hide?

When he's not in the arena, he's waiting at the core to crush knights with his belly!

"where does KK hide?" - by Kaesa reru

Where does he hide
the king of all krogmos he
is always in sight.

inspired by the fact that what you cant see is always in plain sight (snipers, kitties, girlfriends(mostly))

btw this way of the poëm is called haiku and is japanese.

where does king krogmo hide?

king krogmo hides in a very special place here ill give out directions

when you go to emberlight go to the door at the north eastern edge of the place and use a gold key. then walk down the secret stairs.(the password is choicolate chip fish) then crawl through the vents, cause the hallway with flowerpots is full of super acid. then jump on the descending lift and hang on to the bottom. when it stops on the next floor crawl through the pipe and turn right. going left will lead you into a cage with a hungry snarbolax in it. then go down the firepole. use the hydrosteam vent to go upstairs and you will find the "king" drunk on a couch watching reruns of last nights football game with a bag on his face saying " is this truely my life?". poor king krogmo....

Good question, Where does he hide? Under your bed? In his secret castle? OOH! Speaking of castles...

What if he hides in Firestorm Citadel? It is a "Long forgotten empire" (airquotes) but it isn't a "Long forgotten empire" it's just a ploy to get people to play this game :P But what if King Krogmo over run Almire, and he just kept it in ruins and kept out of Vanadukey's way (I like calling him "Vanadukey" :P) because that would be his secret base! IT makes sense doesn't it? No, you're right. I think hiding under your bed is defenetly the answer.

(Oh, and btw I am new here at the Fourms [Hi everyone! :P] I want to change my picture, not the blank pic, so on the winners page can you tell me how [even if I don't win] {THough I probably will :P})

Update: lol, sorry forgot to put the date 2/9/12

Where Does King Krogmo Hide?

See, i could tell you approximitley how large the universe was.

i could tell u all the numbers in pie.

i could tell u everyones secret crushes.

i could tell u that the snarbolax eats his own children

i could tell u that vanaduke likes to eat the sprites.

i could tell u that the jelly king watches a lot of extremely disturbing videos.

i could tell u why chris is so wierdly serious about LD and how he must beat everyone at everthing especially Magnus.

i could tell u everyoes deepest, and darkest secrets.

i could tell u how noobs and trolls were created.

i could tell u why vanaduke is so, very, fat.

i could tell u the true intentions of the strangers ever since the skylark crashed.

i could tell u what snipes really are.

i could tell u how to defeat the swarm.

i could tell u all the cheatcodes in all the video games in the world.

i could tell u punches and the other gremlins true intentions are in haven.

i could tell u why the meteor carrying all the jellies crashed on cradle.

i could tell u how the roarmuus twins were created, and how i stole the blueprints.

i could tell u how to open the core.

i could tell u many, many, MANY, other things.

but, alas...

i cannot tell u where king krogmo hides. D:

Well obviously in that little box we see before we start one of his games.

Well obviously in that little box we see before we start one of his games.

2/9/12

where does king krogmo hide?

In an underground lab, where he creates new pvp stuff. he also has a bunch of rock jellies down there, which is why rock jellies spawn in LD. I wonder why they don't spawn in BN though...

omg. impostocubes could spawn in LD of BN instead of rock jellies. king krogmo is wierd that way, kidnapping rock jellies and impostocubes.

Question 02/09/12

Where does King Krogmo hide?
(as we don't ever actually see him)

King Krogmo hides under his bed covers; he's afraid of monsters. I'm just kidding. He actually hides in his throne room on top of his very large massage chair which he calls his throne. It's full of servants, Pit Bosses, HD TVs, and tasty snacks. He never really needs to leave. He can just watch the Knights duke it out on one of his flat screen monitors.

Where does King Krogmo hide?

He's not really hiding, but he's back at the Devilites Co. Headquarters making Ultra Blast Cube Grape Jelly for all his devilite workers, while watching knights blow each other up via the Coliseum.
http://wiki.spiralknights.com/File:King_Krogmo%27s_Kitchen.png
(Creds to Celebren for the pic)

Question:
Where does King Krogmo hide?

Answer:
He hides in a shoe, in the land of shantoon, where the sky is purple and pink,
the grass is red, and someone once said, the waters are made of orange ink.
There are clouds made of cotton, and every tree is rotten, with apples the size of the moon,
the sun is bright blue, and all the cats moo, as the king sings his songs out of tune.
Stars shine many colors, while all of the mothers, rake up all the dead porcupines,
and once in a while, a bird begins to spiral, and crashes into a big sign.
The king left this land, full of chunky white sand, to start his life somewhere new,
he discovered on cradle, we have no cable, only jellies and vanaduke.
He now spends his life, in the darkness of the night, under an oatmeal tree,
Crying in pain, as he slowly goes insane, watching knights play games of LD. <---------(Lockdown).

I hope you enjoyed it:)

The one and only, Guardianknight

2/9/12

Where does King Krogmo hide?

WELL DUHHHH

King krogmo hides in his underground flying Krogmo blimp :P pfft

Previous winners 2/9/12

Guardianknight
Skold-The-Drac

new question 2/10/12

As you pull random junk out from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... whats inside?

.............................You need to ask?

A shoebox. Which, when opened, reveals yet another shoebox, which itself contains another shoebox. Inside that shoebox is another shoebox which caontains yet another shoebox.

Having caught on by now, you light the box, hoping to burn away all the other boxes.

But the next shoebox is made of a metal/cardboard compound, so is doesn't burn.

Full of false hope, you this new box, only to find ANOTHER shoebox. Predictable, but you could hope.

This cycle continues, and only ends when you ragequit, your fury shredding the box to shreds, leaving no trace.

You cry. You never got to see what was in that box, even if it was another box.

As you pull random junk from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... What's inside?

You open up the box to reveal a bunch of pictures of your beloved memories and treasured times. You rename we all of them like it was yesterday, and you smile with the satisfaction of finding these pictures again.

As you pull random junk from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... What's inside?

Hamburgers from one year ago.

2/10/12 As you pull random junk from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... What's inside?

Yugioh cards, pictures from my childhood, pokemon red version, gameboy, and an old 2" thick cell phone... the cell phone rings but I'm too busy reuniting with Charizard and Pidgeot to care. XD

"As you pull random junk out from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... what's inside?"

Haha... this could actually happen to me. The shoebox under my bed has a bunch of the things that used to be sitting on our dresser, but we had to move when we got a bigger TV. And there's probably also another shoebox that actually still has the shoes in it.

Shoes my friends, only shoes.
But inside those shoes, unknown to all but a choice few, are memories.

And those things are worthless.

Well, there was no shoe box and no, shoe, or junk. Considering the fact of we knights wear boots, not shoes, but I suppose if it was a BOOTbox and not shoe box then, I could answer your question.

Update: I found where I can change my avatar (No thanks to any of you guys ;P)

well, i had no more toilet paper so i stuffed it inside of it when i was 5. All i see is poop.

As you pull random junk out from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... whats inside?

Well you ask.. Theres something inside it...

Magical Thing...

Special Things...

Personal Things...

Epic Things...

Unimaginable things....

Horrible Things...

Deadly Things...

Well... Its someTHING... That I cannot tell you... BUT I can tell u this....

its...

its....!

its!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! something.

Question:
As you pull random junk out from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... whats inside?

Answer:
Upon pulling out the shoebox and removing the lid, I find a portal to a distant, long forgotten world.
I enter into the world and fall onto a great big marshmallow creature who speaks to me in french.
He says something along the lines of "be where of the evil giant pineapple"...............I think.
I say "where is this giant pineapple?" and he says "under the green cheese grader."
After searching for the green cheese grader, the world starts to go black. All of a sudden, I'm back on
my bed, and sitting in front of me is another shoebox. I decide to open the shoebox and I discover another
portal. I jump through the portal and fall onto the green cheese grader. I look beneath it to find the evil
giant pineapple who is currently raking up all of his dead porcupines (see my previous post).
He then says to me, in greek I believe, "Oh my, are you the magical banana?" Upon hearing this, the green
cheese grader falls on both of us and we die.............Then I wake up...........and see another shoebox :)

Again, I hope you enjoyed my story:)

The one and only, Guardianknight.

2/10/12
Question:
As you pull random junk out from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... whats inside?

I don't have random junk under my bed. Unlike the average teenager, I am neat. Amazing, I know.

But if I did... inside would be oneof those dead-man's bombs, or whatever they're called. ANyways, once I lift the cap off, the boxexploes, and peels my face off, burns my hair, and turns my eye-browns and eye-lashes into ashes. Now, wasn't that fun?

Question 02/10/12

As you pull random junk out from under your bed, you notice a mysterious shoebox long forgotten... whats inside?
(keep it child friendly)

Well, it's long forgotten. You ask what's inside? Well I don't remember its contents either; they were long forgotten and still are. Do you want to know what else was long forgotten and still is? I was pulling random junk out from under my bed when I noticed a mysterious shoeb... What was it again? Well, whatever it was... It's long forgotten.

In the shoebox, there is a shoebox. In that shoebox, there is a shoe. In that shoe, there is a walrus. In that walrus, there is Spongebob. In Spongbob, there is Santa. In Santa, there is cookies. In those cookies, there is salt. In that salt, there is sodium. In that sodium, there is matter. In that matter, there are atoms. In those atoms, there is celery. In that celery, there is a hornen's nest. In that hornet nest, there is 1 ton of paper. And so on.

as i was cleaning out from under my bed as i move to college i find a shoe box inside that shoe box i found:
a corn dog with i bite out of it that i thought i lost in the 5th grade i look at it and try to remember what this mouldy corn dog tasted like so long ago, i can't remember so i pop it in my mouth. when i finish eating it i remember what they taste like and continue packing and thats how corn dogs got extinct. so i found the worlds last corn dog, thats what was in the shoe box

Previous Winners 2/10/12

Faronel
Spyash

New question 2/11/12

Repeat: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Is this a blonde quiz?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? There, I said it.

Now, whats a klondike bar? :3

Well, first I'd find out what it is, then if I liked it I'd jump out of the window for it.
If I didn't, I'd sit all day on the computer for it - wait, I mean the seat next to the computer D: - and as we all know, doing that won't get me anything.
But first I must know what it is.
Can someone tell me?
No, that disgusting thing over there? It can't be! It has to be that lovely thing over there- NOT THAT! It must be that... nevermind. >.<

Well, that depends, if someone else had it I would ask them for it. If they said no, I would threaten them with the worst possible death ever: Bieng suffocated by Barney while he is singing the Teletubies Theme Song. If they still will not I will go home pull out my magical BOOTbox stalk him home and then relinquish Barney out of the magical portal of CHEESE! After the Knight who had it is dead I will eat his Klondike Bar *Epic Face* . Now If there was an auction on it I would mount a full-scale assault on the Auction House and steal the Klondike Bar, after that I would go into hiding with my Klondike Bar and BOOTbox and go where King Krogmo hides in Firestorm Citadel and watch stupid Knights beat each other up in Lockdown and Blast Network. If we were in Lockdown playing for a Klondike Bar here is a step by step instruction guide on how to do it:

1. Mug the Auction house (get weapon, armour set, and sheild of choice. (Try piercing defence cause that is the main damage that will be dealt there)
2.Sign up for LD
3. Dominate whoever is in LD and DO NOT die.
4. If you win, take the Klondike Bar and RUN! If you lose take the Klondike Bar and RUN, FASTER!
5. Eat the Klondike Bar in the Core or FSC where there practically no Knights.
6. RUB IT IN EVERYONE ELSE'S FACES!

right after the guys says something ridiculous to do, and says, "would u do it for a klondike bar?" as he holds it up, id jump on his back, snatch it away, maybe bite a finger, and run away screaming, "MY PRECIOUS, MY PRECIOUS, OH I HAVE YOU AGAIN MY PRECIOUS!"