Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

"Hey, hey, hey, did you see that? What is that?"

YES I DID! IT IS 2,000 FREAKING POSTS IN ONE THREAD!!!!
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Hey, Kuger, can you make another thread where we, the question answerers, vote on the best answers that we have seen to any random question ever in the entire history of this thread?

That would be awesome! If you are ok with someone else making it if you don't have the time cause I understand it can be a hassle managing one popular thread, then you can have like a guildy / friend make the thread for you and manage it. Just an idea.

"Hey, hey, hey, did you see that? What is that?"

Well, it's kinda obvious. It's George Washinton back from the dead, eating pizza-n-crap with his new dentures doing the waltz with Pow*6 farting everywhere, gassing people to death, and then getting handcuffed by the police, and sent to jail, where he is sent to Hell, and he is forced to play poker with Satan while siting in a pot of boiling oil while listening to opera, and then falling through the pot, landing in Vanaduke's toilet (didn't you know? FSC is Hell!) and getting flushed to oblivion where some geese fly around his head while a few cattle slowly eat him, and recycle him into nature the old-fashioned way (hint: its brown, and stinky) and then returns to the world as we know it thousands of years later as crap man and spends the rest of his life on Cradle, grieving over his two dead pet gorillas. DUH.

"Hey, Hey, Hey, Did you see that? What is that?"

'It's me, buying a ticket to the Mega Millions, probably got a better chance winning that than this.'

I see my buddy opening a danger door and the rest of the team ditching him and finishing the level. Then he tells me we can solo it and I go: "forget you, I'm too noob." Walking away for a while, I then see him standing all along on top of the team start button. I feel bad about making him waste the energy to open the door. Renewing our friendship, I go back and help lets, screaming a fierce, "let's go this"
.....2 seconds later......
Oh snap, I died but ONLY have to pay 2 energy to revive? Y don't ppl pay more often?
...4 seconds later (ha, I'm improving)....
Pfft, 8 energy revive what a joke....
.....9 seconds later (cleared out half the mob).....
WTF, are you @$#%ing me!!!!!!! ARRGGGG, I spend like 20 mins doing a dungeon and then have to quit for the day cuz I'm out of reserve energy!!!!!!! Y am I so nice and like helping my friends. Well, time to go post in forums and try to get free stuff :)

Hey, Hey, Hey, Did you see that? What is that?

I can't quite tell... let's see what's he is doing... Oh he's asking for crowns and CE? Lol it's just some beggar... oh wait now he's bragging about his gear! I quote, "Look at my firecracker! It has a CTR UV on it!!" (Not like we all got one from the first few missions, cough cough) Oh now he's asking how to level up his character. LOL he just said "WTB Heat 10 cr each," lemme inspect this noob haha- HOLY COW HE'S A VANGUARD?!? AND IS WIELDING 4 FOV's??!! Ah i get it, he's actually a troll.

Previous Winners 3/29/12

Shadownox
Hakumenhuku

New question 3/30/12

"Is it just me, or did that spatula just move...."
Apparently, spatulas are sentiment organisms that we kill to make tools for flipping food...
It wants revenge for its slain family, and it wants to flip something (or someone) on the grill...
*throws Kuger onto the spatula*
...but Kuger patties sound delicious :P

I'm sorry but what was the question of the day? I lost track. *sniffs like a hound, looking for meat*

...it contained "Is it just me or did that spatula just move..."

My answer: Well, I agree with Noodlebrain. "Apparently, spatulas are sentiment organisms that we kill to make tools for flipping food...
It wants revenge for its slain family, and it wants to flip something (or someone) on the grill..." It does want to cook. That's why Spongebob Squarepants takes care of his spatula so it wouldn't turn over him. =P

"Is it just me, or did that spatula just move...."

YOU DON'T KNOW? O.o
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A SPATULA MOVE?
what is this i don't even- OF COURSE THEY MOVE!!!!
DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK???!!!
THEY'RE LIVING THINGS TOO YOU KNOW!

''OMG! is it just me or did that camping spatula just move!" Said spiral knight No.1 "i think you are going crazy!" said spiral knight No.2 "no really its jumping around the tent now! i have to stop it!" Said No.1 "omg! augh!!! help its eating me!!!" said no.1 '' oh sure it is! said no.2 '' no really! ACK! my throat... ahhhh...''said no.1 in his last cry for help. ''wait you cant die! i thought you were just joking around!.. Oh great how am i gona tell Spiral HQ about this!'' said no.2. A few moments later in the distance he hears a strange nose that sounds like metal clinking. "hooray! backup!" said no.2. but when he went to greet what he thought was backup it turned out to be more spatulas on there way to kill him."dear God! i must hury and get reinforcements!" said no.2 but it was to late by the time they got there the knights were dead.

Oh dont worry, thats just Spongebob. he lost his own spatula this morning, cried for a while, then turned himself into 1 and got back to work. Its wierd... how does he turn himself into all those things anyway...

Umm, you knows what spatulas are living beings with tiny cilia attached to their bodies right? Through their contact with the convection currents brought on by the open windows of your house and the slight opening under your door, they are able to move throughout the room

"Is it just me, or did that spatula just move?"

"Just you," I say smugly. A moment later I cry "Ouch!" as the spatula smacks me on the head before I realise that it was the spatula talking.
Help me, please.

Is it me or did that spatula just move...

.......WTF!!!!! Hurry get some paranormal experts over here!
a few days later....

Paranormal expert: um yeah that spatula is possessed by the demonic souls of 20 cookies
me: oh.....(guess i shouldn't have eaten kuger's cookies then)
paranormal expert 2: dude we need to bio-bomb this residence so you need to get out, NOW.
me: ok man. pushy arn't you. let me just get some things and.....

*runs off*

Paranormal expert 3: ok. lets bio-bomb this place!\
expert 1: you idiot we need to use a spectral bomb not a bio bomb!
expert 2: oh...ok let me just defuse the bio-bomb then
*expert 3 starts the bio-bomb*
expert 11: YOU FOOL!
*house blows up and kills the 3 experts. explosion activates the spectral bomb and kills the spatula*

well, there goes my house and my stuff......
P.S. this is Weld, but to be clear just send the CE to the character named in the post (Burstwolf)

"Is it me, or did that spatula just move..."

No, the spatula did not move. In fact, if you are seeing things such as spatulas moving or talking, you should be rushed to a mental facility right now. Im sorry but at least you will meet old friends....-whispers- like the loony toons.....

"Is it me ,or did that spatula just move..."

oh the spatula is moving!
...after 5 minutes...
think: " the spatula is on fire... "
...after another 5 minutes...
Oh no the spatula have problems.
Dont worry spatula ,I am goin' to save you!
("Tananana nananana tananana nananana BATMAAAAN!!!!!)
"hush hush"(going to get the extinguisher ) "hush hush"
"hush hush"(going back to the spatula) "hush hush"
oh a new movie on the TV....
...after 1 hour...
think:"I am missing something..."
Oh no the spatula...
"hush hush " go back to the spatula " hush hush"
(the spatula lay on the floor)
Oh no spatula!?!
speak to me spatula speak to me!!
spatula: "..."
oh nooooooooooooooo........
...5 minutes later...
ooooooooooooooooo.....
...another 5 minutes...
ooooo...wait a minute!?!
The spatula is not moving anymore D:

D:<
PROBLEM SOLVED!
XD

Question 03/30/12

Is it just me, or did that spatula just move....

In fact it did move! The spatula was slowly levatating off the table to the outside world. Once outside, it finds the closest magnet and propells itself to the source as fast a bullet. The magnet will then be stuck to the spatula is the spatula suddenly cut a hole through the fabric of the dimensions. So the spatula jumped right in and landed in an ocean world. Then a sponge appeared and yelled "Oh yippie! I better tell Patrick!" The socially awkward sponge ran into his pineapple house and yelled his friend named Patrick. After the conversation, you learned that the spatula's bearer is Spongebob! The Spatula then spoke in spatulaian and Spongebob nodded and allowed the spatula to do something sinister. The spatula travelled back to this dimension and killed everyone that has a spatula for so called "spatullanapping" and the human population dropped from 7 billion (I think) to 3.4 billion and Kuger did survive barely.....
So to sum it all up, the spatula is deadly and belongs to a socially awkward and isolated from society sponge called Spongebob which you see on tv and though that is impossible because he is stupid and belongs in the sea and it is obviously on the TV.

Previous Winners 3/30/12

Burstwolf
Nickle

New question 3/31/12

"If our swords are powered by energy... What is our spaceship (skylark) powered by?"
(theory is not energy as we have more energy than most can imagine)

Our spaceship is powered by jet fuel. But, because jet fuel is so rare in cradle, Feron just tells the recruits that energy powers the Skylark. But in reality the energy is traded with gremlins, the only ones who own jet fuel. The gremlins are secretly friends to the spiral knights. But they are very daft. They pretend to be enemies to train the knights. But that doesn't work out to well. Thousands of them have died and some have broken off from the group of those friendly to the knights like Tinkinzar, Seerus etc. If knights could speak the gremlin language, Feron believes we could make friends with Seerus and the others. And the worst part; Tinkinzar and Seerus have the most jet fuel in all of cradle. When knight get the fragments of Seerus' mask, they actually get fragments of dried up jet fuel. So when they craft the helmets, it creates a helmet of dried up jet fuel. In your sleep, Feron drains the jet fuel from the helmet so you don't know.

"If our swords are powered by energy... what is our spaceship (skylark) powered by?"

Crowns?
Ouch, made an Impostocube mad there.
The SL materials?
Man, those SL bosses can hurt. What upset them?
Anyone have the feeling I'm guessing?
I made Tinkinzar angry now.
Wait... wut? o.o

Question 03/31/12

If our swords are powered by energy.... What's our spaceship (skylark) powered by?
(theory is not energy as we have more energy than most can imagine)

Well if swords are powered by energy which is the heat found in the clockworks. People thoerize that the core has the same matter that the Skylark is powered by. Once you dig really deep into investigation, now there are rumors that it is in fact alive. So that means that the original power source involves something alive. After I thoroughly inspect the gas fueling centers of the broken Skylark, I can determine 5 power sources: Running power, Waste power (involves pee and poo, disgusting isn't it?), electricity matter that moves rapidly, fire power from a fire breathing creature, or that simple fact that it is remote controlled. Obviously if anyone can remember, we did not in fact bring a fire breathing creature so that is out. There is no way this ship is remote controlled so that is out. Yet how can a bunch of knights power up a complex spaceship? So the 2 options left are the most likely source. Although the waste power is gross, it is in fact a power source believe or not. Since the gas source was equipped with a powerful turbine with a tube that smells horrible. Now I can determine (in theory) that the Skylark was unfortunately and actually powered by our own waste.

The delicious tears of players.

3/31/12
Okay so I know this is kinda a creative thread, but what do you guys actually think the skylark is powered by? Personally I think its the minerals that we deposits into the machines at the arcade. The player-friendly cpu's alway say its to change the settings of the levels, but there's rally no realistic point to paying out money to players who change the arcade dungeon elemental settings to their own preference (it's just not good business). That's also y they tell you not to fight over the crystals in one of the missions at the beginning of the game. They say it is "plot between all of us" in first person plural if i remember correctly, invoking pathos (compassion and stuff towards other ppl) and hinting that everyone in the game probably someone how benefits from it. Plus, you ever realize that the game isn't rally about killing enemies but actually just getting crystals? There aren't masses of enemies on every rank mission, and even when your objective is to kill a huge boss monster, almost every level except for the very end ones have a crystal room inside them. That's also y the game tell you to explore everywhere, except near the end when they are just rewarding your hard efforts with some fun bosses (cuz i'm betting you that all the bosses are created by spiral knights central, cuz the "ruler of ________(insert some level here) shouldn't just look exactly the game every single time players kill the previous one. Regular monsters can mate and create offering, but if there is only one boss monster, it means that once it get killed someone NEW has to come and replace him. Y would the new previously 2nd in command monster of the lair look exactly the same? This is because spiral knights central creates the bosses themselves to make you want to do level runs more. Players can actually buy energy with in-game currency or even real money, but once you deposit the minerals you can't ever get the back, suspicious ain't it. You also can't do anything with minerals but sell them, so what are they REALLY for?????????

If our swords are powered by energy.... What's our spaceship (skylark) powered by?
(theory is not energy as we have more energy than most can imagine)

so the skylark not powered by energy, huh.... this is my theory:

One of the knights favorite food is cheese. so, The Skylark runs on cheese. As you all very well know, there is a significant decrease in the number of cows on Cradle (have you seen any?)So the Spiral order somehow got to the conclusion that the core is full of cows (don't ask). SO, basically, the Skylark needs cows. It needs CHEESE.

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA CHEESE!!!

(this answer sucks)

It's powered on teh magical element pf Owlite, the element that Owlite Mages use. Nobody knows where they are and some people say that you feel a magical presence in the Core (the magical prsesnce to me is lagging, but who knows? :P) So yes, Owlite element!

Previous winners 3/31/12

Bigfootm
Fallenhope

New question 4/1/12

So now that you're wondering where the question went...

APRIL FOOLS!

The question of the day today is: What was your favorite april fools prank? (could be past, or present)

No end of the month lottery? D:

There hasn't been for 2 months now, See people stopped showing up to the events so I stopped putting the effort to have them. We do have a celebration coming up though so stay tuned :) its a big one!

(As a side note, you did not fool me!
MUAHAHAHA....
Wait a second. I did not do anything either.)
"What was your favourite april fools prank?"
Well, I kinda... don't do any, so this is the dialogue between an early pranker and me yesterday:
Pranker: "Hi!"
Me: "Um, hello?"
P: "I'm stronger than you!"
M: "?"
P gets out Gunslinger-whatever-it-is and Demo Suit.
P: "See?"
(Now at this point I was in my proto set, don't ask.)
I get out my Green Rose Set with Mil. Mech'tennas, Dragon Wings, and Pumpkin Bandolier.
Me: Yay /win.
(The rest of the dialogue was barely funny, ending with him friending me and another friend of mine who was nearby and going off to prank more.)

I didn't wonder where it went, I just thought we could say whatever!

Which I still can.

POISSON D'AVRIL!

Not really a prank in the normal sense but I printed out a ton of little paper fishies and stuck them on everyone and everything :D

edit: now that I'm more awake, I want to add one from today to my answer:
http://www.swtor.com/news/news-article/20120401

T___T I WISH IT WERE TRUE

I remember the time I pranked a Kleptolisk... I was in the treasure Valut adn I was getting ready to Jelly King adn picked up already 1 Poison Vial, I let the Kleptolisk eat the Vial, and you should have SEEN the look on its face :PP HILARIOUS He was chocking, hacking, and he was in serious pain. (Call me what you will but if you saw that you yould have laughed your head off :P)

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.................none..
.............i never pulled one off.........
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...someone get me the april fools Pranks For Dummies book

you go to peoples comps and put a sticky note on the bottom of their mouses with april fools written on the bottom so that the mouse doesnt work and most people will mess with it for hours and not realize what the problem is.

I would make a virus that dont let you click on SK(or steam).
the icon should "run" (literaly) from cursor out of the screen.
PS: i did that to a friend with skype icon....he had 2 screens...so the icon get out from both...it was so funny XD.

"What is my favorite April Fools prank?"

My favorite April Fools prank is when I ate all the rest of a cereal box and then someone woke up. They asked me where the box was and i said it was there...then there...then there.....

I literally just made this prank up...i couldn't think of one.....

Whats wrong with my life?

4/1/12
My favorite april fools day prank was to a good friend of mine she loves stealing my oreos

So I decided to give her a treat.

I mixed up a nasty concoction of white pepper and wasabi powder.

After doing this I opened up the oreos leaving a select five for myself (I know only 5 WTF what a waste of oreos not gonna lie a fatboy might cry over this)

I started to take them apart removing the cream and mixing it in with the wasabi powder and white pepper. After doing this I spread some cream on each enough to reattach the oreos tasted some at first started making all sorts of nasty faces.

So the first oreo in each row was good.

I placed two good in the last row i took the right most oreo leaving the rest of them as wasabi oreos.

she takes the wasabi oreo after mine eats it before she realizes how nasty it is she swallows and makes all sorts of nasty faces and starts gagging.

i tell her the next row is fine she has one good one and off she goes for a second one and let the fireworks begin.

i than tell her they are disributed in the middle rows

and i take on of the good ones from the last row she takes the third oreo cause she doesnt trust me after i took the second one. 3 wasabi oreos in her system priceless faces :)

[tart] knows better than to steal my oreos.

And if not next in line is substituting spoiled cream cheese into her hand lotion making her reeek

4/1/12

"What is my favorite April Fools prank?"

This.

A telephone marketer phones my house, like so many others, and spams with ads. I pick up the phone to spam him back.

Telephone Marketer: ...And buy this for 100 dollars!
Me *In a manly voice*: Excuse me, who is this?
TM: My name is Bob and I'm selling rocks! Is this LoN speaking?
Me: LoN was murdered a few hours ago.
TM: Oh! Uh, well-
Me: He was found in his house... next to a large rock. Apparently he was bludgened by it.
TM: I-
Me: What is your connection with LoN?
TM: I'm just a telephone marketer! He was the next guy on my selling list!
Me: You said you were selling rocks, didn't you?
TM: Uh, yeah, but-
Me: And he was killed by a rock.
TM: I-
Me: I'd like you to come over to the California State Police Station for questioning, please.
TM: I told you! I'm just a telephone marketer! I don't-
Me: You sell rocks. LoN was killed by a rock. You called the scene of the crime. That makes you a suspect.
TM: But-
Me: I'll see you there in an hour. If you're not there, I'll assume you're the murderer and on the run.*Hangs up, giggling madly at my evil prank*

And it turns out the guy lives all the way on the east side of the US (I live on the West) and he buys a private jet for $12389491 and flys super speed to the police station in 1 hour and then

Polie officer: How can I help you?
TM: Whatever he said, I didn't kill LoN! I'm innocent, I tell you! I'm just a telephone marketer.
Police officer: Kill who? This seems suspicious. Lock him up until we can investigate further!
TM: /cry

Not that I'd really do that... But it'd be really funny. XD

Hmmmm.... Now that I think of it, I really haven't thought of doing pranks but one time I think I did. But I think I prank called my friend with a different voice. I just used a cardboard and rolled it and talked through it.

Me: Hello, who is this?
Friend: *starts to talk*

Then I put down the phone.

The next day he called and told me the story. I kept laughing after I said bye.

Previous winners 4/1/12

Knightandday
Remiliaoftheearth

New question 4/2/12

You have a million toothpicks. What do you plan to do with them?

A flourish and a toothpick are the same, Running to the Auction house and selling a MILLION toothpicks for a hundred crowns each or maybe even stabbing a Slag with a million reusable toothpicks.>:)

You have a million toothpicks. What do you plan to do with them?

Load them up in my blitz and go terminator on Vanaduke making him into a cute little pincushion

Sorry about the end of the month event thingies. I'd turn up if I could, but I'm never/cannot be online at the specified times.

Either that or I always convert the times wrong.

Q: You have a million toothpicks. What do you plan to do with them?

A: Create a very intricate and detailed piece of artwork of my Knight character, using the toothpicks and a million carefully-planned holes in one of the walls of my house.

I have one million toothpicks , and what do i plan to do with them?

i plan to equip an army of emberlight gremlin knockers with them, invade the forums and win question of the day !!

4/02/12
You have a million toothpicks. What do you plan to do with them?

I walked around haven nonchalantly and all of the sudden, I ran into a huge shipment of toothpicks. I checked the sign and it said it was 1,000,000 toothpicks and it was absolutely free! I laugh in giddy and decided to bring it to my house and build something amazing. I was carefully setting out the base and making sure no toothpick was left out, slowly the structure was building. I was planning to build a very very very very detailed verison of the Statue of Liberty, and the left overs of mini armies of penguins (which is my favorite animals). Finally after 3 days, I made the awesome statue of liberty. My toothpick count is 21,316 so I decided to build an army of penguins. One by one, the penguins are coming together. Armed with the most awesome of weapons in the clockworks. Finally I made about 1,324 toothpick penguins. The commander was called General Sardine Caser. And most of the troops' names has the name Wabb in it. As I walked away and grabbed the camera, I've forgotten a toothpick! The toothpick was softly screaming, don't leave me behind! I decided to place the toothpick on the general's head to make it a fancy hat. Finally I took a snapshot and also took a picture of it on a special paper. The special paper allows me to copy it on a special printer and it will be construct my masterpiece. As I was walking around, I slipped on glue and fell on the sculpture of the Statue of Liberty! I was crying because A. I was in pain, and B. The masterpiece was broken! At least I have the picture. Uh oh, I couldn't tell which is which. The printer breaks immediately and costs about 34,311,000 crowns and if I break it, there goes my chance of retrieving my sculture! I was running and then I remembered that the texture was different. Luckily I identified the paper and placed it in the printer and my Statue of Liberty came out well! I was so happy I accidently fell on the penguin army. Unfortunately, that landed me a trip to the hospital because 20% of the penguins stabbed my back and I was bleeding like a murder had just taken place. Oh why I bring home 1 million toothpicks.

That is the most likely even if I brought home 1 million toothpicks. A very strange yet painful experience for me to remember.

"You have a million toothpicks. What do you plan to do with them?"

"What are toothpicks?"
After this personage explains to me, I nod and say
"Ah, but how did I get one million of them?"
Then the personage, who is, by the way, a Trojan, tells me he gave them to me. He's a bit annoyed.
"So what are you going to do with them?" he asks peevishly.
"I dunno," I say anxiously. Furious, he charges at me. I sidestep and plunge all of those piercey toothpicks into his back.
A waste, I suppose, but man those crowns tasted good. <3

pfft, forget scale models, ima make a full-sized, in-detail replica of the Eiffel Tower. then maybe ill wait for my next big break of another million and do Basil's Cathedral, curved rooves and everything