Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?

Fight it knowing I couldn't win of course!

There is no dishonor in losing I say! Better to lose with honor than to never accept the challenge, and lose your honor! What fate could could be worse than experiencing a loss? Losing your honor, and there is no dishonor in losing!

...

What's that?

...There was a bet?

What is the victor's prize?

...

I was asked to do WHAT?

...

Call me in sick.

If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?

Accept my loss. Well, I don't (often) dwell on my mistakes, but at least I learn from them. The first way to gain strength is to know your weakness.

And... it also depends whoever's the opponent, too...

"If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?"

I would just first try to win.

Then a zombie pops up from the ground.(I hate those zombies especially on depth 18)

-What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......

It hits me.

Half life remaining.

Quick press Esc then quit.

-Yay I didn't lost.

-But you didn't win.

-Wha.. what ?

-You didn't win

-Oh shiiiiii........

-Just calm down and try again.

-No way I know that I will not win.

-Hey I didn't notice that I'm speaking with my self !

.......................................................................

What would you do

I would do it like a boss and win then look at the corpses of my enemys and laugh saying you aint got nothin on me cause I AM DA BOSS then leave the room

Edit: fixed some spelling

I'll call the Powerpuff girls and let them save the day then suddenly...
Vanaduke Appeared!

It was a pokebattle in the clockworks!
Let's go Powerpuff!

Duh, its 3v3 battle.
Vanaduke is with 2 slag guards...
They used Flamethrower at the same time
I was like, "FUUUU!"
But Blossom just freeze'd the heck out of them, and soon they turned into delicious pudding since their made of ash and turned to lava then PUDDING!!

Then the Roarmulus twins, Snarbolax, and Jelly King appeared and I said
"You must be the elite four!, I WILL WINNNN!"

I did win, just by using the laser eyes of the PPG...

Then a mysterious professor approached me and said,"congratulations"
then he cut me off in the head!

As I see him... He evil laughed and it was a mask! HE IS TOM CRUISE!
No... He removed it again... TROLL FAIC!!!
No!!! He removed it again... CHUCK NORRIS...
I fell to a deep sleep, or I'm dead... Atleast I fought with some girly glory! wait where's the PPG?! their in a pokeball??! >:O

what would i do?

i would try to talk it out.

if that failed i would just say: "yeah, welll, i have an appointment at 2:30 and its 2;00 right now so, yeah gtg, see ya'

-I would run in the opposite direction while screaming "Too strong! Way too strong!!!" Then I'd try (only try) to call in some boss friends who wouldn't show up. Then I'd put up my shield which would break after a lot of hits, then it'd hit me. 3 pips of health left. Then I'd take off running around the room until some friends showed up.

-Or I'd just call in some Mecha Knights.

Or just run to another room. Unless its a danger room. Then I'm dead.

4/16/12

"If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?"

I'd run into me enemies guns a blazing Rambo style, mowing them down with quick efficiency. Jumping and leaping, I'd give out headshots and death. When I run out of ammo, I'd use my guns and smash them repeatedly over my enemies' heads until they break. Once the guns snap, I bring out my swords and spin around in circles, cutting even more of them down. I'd knock any of their attacks away, slicing and cutting and hacking. Then I'd bring out my bombs and explode them dramatically, throwing them into the air and having them tick away, about blowing my enemies everywhere. I'd run through the crowd of monsters as they run from the bombs, running away from the first explosions that engulf my enemies behind me. Once I reach the edge of the crowd, I put on some sunglasses and walk away really epiclly from the final explosion, flames and shrapel and enemies being blown everywhere exactly behind me. And then I'd be victorious.

But as I'm doing my victory dance and walking away from the flames and the dead bodies of my enemies, one of them, still alive, sneezes, which blows me over and I fall and break my face and die.

4/16/12

"If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?"

I would probably watch WWE and envision myself looking like the guys who lose...OR...i would run around asking random ppl(and my mom)

"If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?"

Freezelock the enemy with a Shivermist 8uster and A8SCOND THE F*** outta there.

"If you had to fight a fight you knew you couldn't win, What would you do?"

Biostriker: Oh no, I can't win this battle against 2 opponents and a foe! What will I do?
Biostriker: ...
Biostriker: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!

>Fight
Run
Item
Pokemon

>Thunder Shock
Growl
Tackle
Electro Ball

Pikachu uses Thunder Shock! It's super effective!

Opponent uses Punch. It's super effective!

Pikachu has fainted.

Fight
Run
Item
>Pokemon

>Dialga
Palkia
Reshiram
Pichu

Go, Dialga!

>Roar of Time
Iron Tail
Flash Cannon
Metal Claw

Dialga uses Roar of Time!

It's super effective! Opponent has fainted.

Foe sends out Opponent!

Dialga uses Metal Claw!

It's super effective! Opponent has fainted.

Foe flees!

Biostriker: Ha! I won the battle!
Biostriker: ...
Biostriker: Unfortunately, Pokemon don't exist.
Biostriker: ...
Biostriker: Yeah... it's a sad truth...
Biostriker: ...
Biostriker: Why am I talking to myself?

/end

What would I do?

I won't let my opponent have victory I cannot let him taste victory
COMMIT SUICIDE!

Previous Winners 4/16/12

Biostriker
Lordofnecromancers

New question 4/17/12

If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?

The only sensible thing to do...

EDIT: Lol, my link failed, I typed it wrong.

/Checks current ce balance
Wait what? Somethings wrong with my ce...

I NEVER HAD THIS MUCH! WTF!?

-ADAMANTIUM RAEGE
-throw some stuff around
-send support ticket
-send another ticket
-SEND ALL THE TICKETS
-get replies from annoyed GMs
-proceed to act all oblivious as they grumblingly restore my lost wealth
-act all happy like and dance around haven
-blow all my CE on progressing towards my dream costume
-die

"If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?"

I first try to calm down and report this......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG ! I can't calm down after this.

Throw all my stuff around (except my computer).

Then report this 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times.

And start playing to restore my lost ce.

: Γ

"If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?"

1. Inhale, exhale.
2. Go Sherlock Holmes Style.
3. Find the culprit.
4. Talk it out.
5. If I deem him... honest, I let him go and I give him the ce. If deemed unhonest... report to authorities.
6. Go to Memebase.com.
7. Troll about anything.
8. Realize my mistake.
9. After mistake realization and facepalming: ..........................................................................Walk it off.

If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?
(I know the typical answer and method to solving this, Please be creative with your answers)

...
Run in circles screaming "OMG OMG WTFBBQ WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO OH MAI CHEESE!!!"

i would be like
1: why does that number in my ce look the same as usual I could of sworn I had ce weird
2: relies I had been cheated of my 5 ce
3: report to gms
4: go on rampage killing people
5: people say what's your problem
6: /yell ce ce is my problem I lost my ce
7: how much did you lose
8: /yell I lost a whole 5 ce
9: make a mad dash for the people fleeing heaven
10: kill them all and watch 5 ce fall out of some ones pocket
11: /yell you you are the theif >:(
12: theif theif of wh..
13: /yell you stole my ce
14: calm down angry man
15: put sword through theifs' head and take my 5 ce back
16: nick finds out and bans me for life
17: but was too slow I mail my stuff to a steam account and live on

"If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?"

I would play Spiral Knights. As long as I have my mist energy, I know I can always grind up more crowns to buy CE from people. Sure I'd be surprised for a bit, but it would be pretty much impossible to figure out who used/stole my CE, so I'd give up before even trying.

TL;DR: Whatever, man.

/hippie

4/17/12

If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?

ok well obviously someone hacked my account so...

Mewtwo, plz hack my spiral knights game
*starts hacking*
and Arceus, plz blow up whoeven wins this QOTD if it is not me, but do not kill the guy named Kuger.
*Arceus flies into orbit*

yeah my Mewtwo is a epic hacker, and my Arceus has anger issues

I would rampage all over the game. I would spam, yell, curse, and start arguments. I would get annoyed so much i would RAGEQUIT the game. Then I woulld remember, "Didnt i craft that divine avenger yesterday? maybe thats why I dont have....oops.

4/17/12

If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5P1XBq6_tc

If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?

Staring at the screen, i look in disbelief. Yesterday, i had jsut bought 500CE. Now, it was all gone. Trembling in rage, i shout at the top of my lungs. "Oh !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&!@#$%^!@#$%^&!@#$%^!!!!!!111@@23!D!!!" I run out into the streets, and scream my head off. Citizens run away and scream in terror, adding to to pandemoniom. Breathing ragged, i climb up a 20 story building, and jump off the roof, screaming the entire way. I land on a truck, and it explodes, blasting me into the ocean. A whale eats me, and i die. :D

If I logged on and found a portion of my ce missing... what would I do?

Stare at my screen and think to myself wait I had no ce in the first place. The amouunt of ce I have now is -1990. I guess some1 logged on and found an IOU note D: my alt is richer than me this cannot be. Call the police and win the competition for poorest guy in the world. Then beg people by sayin "plz I have no job" get rich from beggin :D pass out more IOU notes to get rich ill only have -29999k in a couple months

"If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh wait, I only had 20 CE in the first place.
But still, ohmygodsomeonehackedontomyaccountineedtochangemysteampasswordnowwhatifhedeletedallofmytwohundredthirtyoneteamfortresstwoitems asdfghjkl
/me changes his Steam password.

Now time to pursue the person who took my CE...!
You! You took my CE!
"... ... ... ... ... ..."
NICK POPOVICH wants to fight!
NICK POPOVICH sent out CORIOLIS! (Lv. 100)
Go! Tyranitar! (Lv. 100)
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The foe's CORIOLIS used Close Combat!
It's super effective!
The foe's CORIOLIS's Defense fell!
The foe's CORIOLIS's Special Defense fell!
Tyranitar fainted!
The foe's CORIOLIS was buffeted by the sandstorm!
Go! Aron! (Lv. 1)
The foe's CORIOLIS used Mach Punch!
It's super effective!
[Aron's Sturdy] Aron endured the hit!
Aron used Endeavor!
Aron restored a little HP using its Shell Bell!
The foe's CORIOLIS was buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's CORIOLIS fainted!
NICK POPOVICH sent out EURYDICE! (Lv. 100)
The foe's EURYDICE used Frustration!
It's not very effective...
[Aron's Sturdy] Aron endured the hit!
Aron used Endeavor!
Aron restored a little HP using its Shell Bell!
The foe's EURYDICE was buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's EURYDICE fainted!
NICK POPOVICH sent out OCEANUS! (Lv. 100)
The foe's OCEANUS used Waterfall!
It's super effective!
[Aron's Sturdy] Aron endured the hit!
Aron used Endeavor!
Aron restored a little HP using its Shell Bell!
The foe's OCEANUS was buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's OCEANUS fainted!
NICK POPOVICH sent out CHERUB! (Lv. 100)
The foe's CHERUB used Sketch!
The foe's CHERUB sketched Endeavor!
Aron used Endeavor!
Aron restored a little HP using its Shell Bell!
The foe's CHERUB was buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's CHERUB fainted!
NICK POPOVICH sent out EQUINOX! (Lv. 100)
The foe's EQUINOX used Judgement!
It's not very effective...
[Aron's Sturdy] Aron endured the hit!
Aron used Endeavor!
Aron restored a little HP using its Shell Bell!
The foe's EQUINOX was buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's EQUINOX fainted!
NICK POPOVICH sent out APHRODITE!
The foe's APHRODITE used Heal Pulse!
But it failed!
Aron used Endeavor!
Noodlebrain: asdf Aphrodite is immune to sandstorm
The foe's APHRODITE used Flash Cannon!
[Aron's Sturdy] Aron endured the hit!
Aron used Metal Burst!
The foe's APHRODITE fainted!
Player defeated NICK POPOVICH!
NICK POPOVICH: ...
Noodlebrain got 20,000 CE for winning!

...now only if that could happen on Cradle :(

I would start off with rage. Screaming at my computer, /shouting over Guild Chat, and cry a little on the inside.

1. Take deep breaths.
2. Accuse multiple people who obviously didn't do it.
3. Blame guildees who obviously didn't do it.
4. Search over guild chat.
5. Search over trade chat.
6. Think logically for a minute. JUST 1 MINUTE!
7. Think what I did last night on Spiral Knights.
8. Only remember Vanaduke and dying a lot of time. A LOT OF TIMES.
9. Blame more innocent people.
10. Remember what I did last night on Spiral Knights. (Accidently revived a person who costed around 1000 CE.)
11. Die a little on the inside.
12. Destroy Vanaduke until I can buy 1000 more CE.

ALTERNATIVE 12. Accept failure and learn from my mistake.)

"If you logged in to find a portion of your ce missing, What would you do?"

The name's Bullet. Tracer Bullet. I'm a private eye. I keep two magnums on my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle, and it keeps me loaded.

Being a private eye's a tough job, but then, I'm a tough guy.

Some people don't like audiences when they work. Enough of them have told me with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologist's dream come true.

Snooping pays the bills though, especially Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my probation officer.

So when a dame opened my door with a case for me, my heart did a few calisthenics. The dame said she had a case. She sounded like a case herself, but I can't choose my clients. A portion of CE had mysteriously gone missing from an acquaintance's living room vault. Sounded mysterious.

She was a pushy type, the kind who'd break your heart, or maybe your arms. I hurried over to the scene.

Either the friend had a psychotic decorator, or the place had been ransacked by somebody in a big hurry. They dame was hysterical. Most dames are.

"Don't touch anything," I said. "I'm looking for clues."

The click of a hammer being cocked behind my head focused my thoughts like only a loaded .38 can. The dame had set me up! She didn't want me to solve the case at all! She just wanted a patsy to pin the crime on!

I didn't like the way this story was shaping up. So I decided to write a new ending with my .45 automatic as co-author.

I introduced the dame to a friend who's very close to my heart. A little down and left, to be specific. I pulled the M1911A1 out and let out four shots.

My friend is an eloquent speaker. He made four profound arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philosophical.

I'd just finished putting the puzzle pieces together and the dame's brain apart when her hired goon jumped out of nowhere and practiced for his chiropractic degree.

When he was done, an all percussion symphony was playing in my head, and the acoustics were incredible. The orchestra went on a ten-city tour, and I had a season pass with front row seats.

I had figured out who had actually trashed the acquaintance's living room, but since the dame wasn't my client anymore, I felt no need to divulge the information.

Besides, the culprit was a buddy of mine. I closed the case.

~Tracer Bullet

/end

Previous Winners 4/17/12

Noodlebrain
Hijadestone

New question 4/18/12

What is your favorite sammich?

Krabby Patties. I have just tasted 1 and Spongebob was right! I took 300 Crowns(50 Dollars) and bought 20 Krabby Patties. While I ate, I watched Spongebob Squarepants Fus Ro Dah.

"What is your favorite sammich?"

This one:

http://www.google.gr/imgres?q=sammich&um=1&hl=el&safe=off&client=opera&…

:P :B :d

Popcorn. The answers always popcorn.

a vanaduke burger toped with soggy drake scales with a side of fried wolver tails and the drink freshly squeezed ecto juice

When you eat this you think: I died and went to haven (with a dreamy look)

brown suger ham with american cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion, with mayo on a grinder roll

eh never mind that, my fav sammich is barbeque grilled pikachu with ham and chedder, plus vacon and mustard

"What is your favorite sammich?"

I have a variety of favorite sandwiches. I eat them depending on the situation.

If I need a wake-up call:
http://fun-gallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Snake-Sandwich.jpg
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1143/1212435355_c38a6840c6_z.jpg?zz=1
http://photofind.com/wp-content/main/2010_09/Funny-Sandwiches-007.jpg

If I'm in a musical mood:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/SoOwFIu7dTI/AAAAAAAAgz4/dLpRALTRb…
http://photofind.com/wp-content/origin/2010_09/Funny-Sandwiches-010.jpg

If I need to work out:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rfhWeksfw5A/TmSo5-28bvI/AAAAAAAAADI/PkyJ-T7R-…

Solving a hard puzzle:
http://www.foodiebuddha.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rubiks_cubewich1…

Playing chess:
http://visboo.com/img/new/Funny-Sandwiches-005.jpg

Watching a show about a familiar sponge:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQq2R3i7BEwGfi49XqM2sXFhcsE4Wqm…

Going into battle:
http://www.lolgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sandwichman.jpg

If I'm dead:
http://photofind.com/wp-content/origin/2010_09/Funny-Sandwiches-006.jpg

/end

"What is your favorite sammich?"

Alright, really? There is no question in this question. Everyone knows that the best (and therefore automatic favorite) sammich you can make is a Nutella sammich. Hands down. What, ya don't know how to make a proper Nutella sammich? Can't imagine why it could be so good? Lemme tell ya.

1) Grab two slices of bread.
2) Grab a jar o' Nutella.
3) By whatever means, apply the entire contents of the jar onto the slices of bread.
4) Smush the two slices together, Nutella sides in the middle.
5) Remove the bread.
6) Enjoy.

There ya have it, folks. The perfect sammich. Anytime, anywhere, there is no question - Nutella is the favorite sammich.

Iah luvs Peanoot Booter and Shelly

"What is your favorite sammich?"

A Buffalo Steak Sandvich.

What is ur fav sammich

What's a sammich?

What is ya fav sammich?

Sammich? Don't you mean sandvich(TF2 Reference)The one that gives you your health back when a sniper try's to head shot you but fails and shoots your arm and makes you drop your minigun? But then! Da da duuuuuuh!!
/me equips sandvich
/me eats
Heavy: Om Nom nom nom, That was delicious!
Half eaten sandvich: Another job well done.
*Heavy owns some Blu teamz*

Bread sandwich. On occassion, I forget to cut it, though.

Previous Winners 4/18/12

Schattentag
Biostriker

New question 4/19/12

Ask him what's wrong, send him for counselling (my treat), get some psychiatrists to look him over, make sure he's sane, send him for gremlin re-training and when he comes back, fully prepped for battle....

Ownzor his butt all over the depth.

That, or just take off the groundbreaker armour I borrowed from a friend ^^

I pick him up and carry him under my arm.

I proceed to own the rest of the level whilst carrying him.

Then I take him to Haven and put him on my head.

[[hat acquired]]

"While playing a level, you find a gremlin who refuses to fight. What would you do?"

This has happened to me many a time, particularly in Deconstruction Zones. I take out a good portion of some gremlin's health and then he decides to run away. Forever.

I mean, some gremlins are courageous enough to use a health capsule and continue fighting. Those guys die a glorious, honorable death - they know that they were strong until the end, that they died defending what they believed in. The gremlins that run away? I hunt them to the ends of the...level. In any given Deconstruction Zone, I will leave no corner untouched. I will scour what land is available to me and ravage anyone in my path. If anyone should decide to flee from the might of my Umbra Driver, I will follow. I will kill them. Some gremlins will simply continue trying to run away, even when I've cornered them. I show them no mercy. They are cowards - a disgrace to their kind. Why should I allow them to exist, tarnishing the reputation of the opponent I seek to eliminate? If I let them go, I will eventually take out all of their more courageous brethren, leaving only cowards. Why should I lower myself to fighting such a worthless enemy at that point? Instead, I find it more appropriate to simply take them out when I meet them, to root out the weaklings first so that I know I'm going to be going up against the best and brightest gremlins in the end.

...Aw heck, who am I kidding? The only reason I go beat them up is so I can get as much money and heat out of the level as I can. Gotta make a living somehow, you know?

Ask him whats up and if he refuses to talk give him whatever ammo love puppys use, which should make him talk.
Gremlin guy: King whatsit name kicked me out of his army *sad face*
Afroken: You worked for king whatsit *Beats up gremlin*
*Gremlin works up courage to fight*
*Afroken shoots with antigua*
Gremlin: GRROOOOOOAN *Rage face*
*Afroken punches him in face*
*Afroken realises hes bullying defenseless gremlins and crys*
Gremlin: You should be ashamed
Afroken: WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
*Afroken blows up in sadness killing the gremlin as well(
Gremlin: SCREAM!
Afroken: SCREAM!
Everybody blows up and lives happily ever after.
Did yall like my dramatic comedy?
Moral is don't beat up defenseless gremlins!

If I found a gremlin who refuses to fight....

I would notice he is a Mender.

...then kill him.

I vill heet heem wiv mah sword

If a gremlin would not fight I would take him back to camp and yell WE'RE EATING WELL TONIGHT Skin him alive cook him over the fire eat him take his skin reinforce it with some materials in my bag and make a costume the next day sneak in to the gremlin fort there defenses go down and my team storms the fort and kills all the gremlins there (we also whistled the who time and that was a really llllllooooooonnnnnnggggggg whistle )

Started page 48!!!!!

"While playing a level, you find a gremlin who refuses to fight. What would you do?"

Me: He he only one remains !

grem:Noooo! I refuse to fight !

Me: huh...?

grem:I don't want to be killed I prefer peace between gremlins and hum.. I mean knights !

Me: then give me your crowns,heat and materials and I 'll leave.

grem: no I dont have !

I pick up a sword and SLASH ! I kill the gremlin and get his crowns,heat and materials and then I 'll leave.