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Id go to the Valley of the Kings. I hear Baal is hidden inside one of the tombs. Id rush in and ask him to make mes ome pizza. He would probably try to kill me, but I would hug him and we would become friends. He'd make me my pizza. Yadayadayada...Happily forever after....The end.
Question 07/09/12
Where would you go for a pizza in the middle of the desert?
Which desert? You said 'the' desert. That means that you are specifiying 1 specific desert, or saying that there is only one desert.
But anyway...
I suppose This pizza place. Actually, I'd get them to deliver it to me. Delivered in 30 minutes or no pay. And since I'm in the middle of a/the desert, they won't be able to find me under 30 minutes, due to lots of sand, quicksand, hot sun, sand, sand, sand, sand cobras, sand, cacti, sand, sand, sand, etc. SO I get a free pizza! :D Which is good considering I don't got enough mmoney to pay for it anyway. :/
Definitely not THIS pizza place though. ._.
Although if I'm in the middle of a desert, I suppose I can't be picky. So really, any pizza place would do.
Where would i go for pizza in the middle of the desert?
uhhhhhh, i would prbly be too lazy to order and just rob necro of his pizza. That or i google search "deserts in Italy" and find a joint near by
Whree would you go for pizza in the desert?
hmm.... I'd say an oasis. it would have wheat, water, shade, and firewood. the perfect climate to make any type of pizza with that small patch of grass and water.
So in essance. if you find an oasis you find food, water and shelter... or you could just head over to that pizza place behind me :|
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Previous Winners 7/9/12
Artistbma
Abyssal-Flamberge
New question 7/10/12
Or, Seven/Ten/Two Thousand And Twelve.
Omaigawd I Can TELEPORTS? ASWDGTEBNRNXBDECFR
1) Teleport all over the place and making partys of 5 in FSC making profit and killing vanaduke without him or anything touching me.
2) Steal Bushwicks Bush.
3) Set Eet on FIAR (by teleporting to cradles Sun for matchsticks)
4) Steal a hammer so i can Troll people in LD.
5) Teleport to every love puppy and mewkat and teleport them to nonna for profit and saving them from being crushed in arenas or places like them or from stoopid noobs.
6) Find where the Slumes and Turtoedrownes Went C:
7) Save a few partys from being consumed by the swarm.
8) Troll Vanaduke by teleporting out of the way just as hes one millimeter from my head behind him, and seeing how much stamina the big lump of fat has.
9) Watch how the sprites get captured again even after we knights save them. They be useless.
10) Teleport to King Tinkerbell and say hi, steal a few hammers to sell on AH. Soo much profit from other F2Ps :D
11) Try to convince Arkus to come back to the Spiral order by talking to him while teleporting around.
12)Teleport into the core, rescue teh Alpha Squid and Destroy the swarm.
13) Almost get banned by an admin for telepor-haxing and ruinuing the game, but steal his banhammar and ban heem. Supar Speed is no match for Teleportating-nization :D
14) Get banned by another admin who surprises me.
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"If you could teleport, what would you do in Spiral Knights with said ability?"
Bypass load screens, jump over CE gates, and join floating wolvers. Mostly the last one.
"If you could teleport, what would you do in Spiral Knights with said ability?"
well... first i would go to the source of all CE and steal some,
then i would teleport inside the auction house and take more stuff,
and then i would telepot over to FSC and teleport straight to the gate on each level and once i get to vanaduke i will just teleport to the other side of the rear gate and leave.
finnaly, i would teleport to the inside of the core and see whats inside.
If you could teleport, what would you do in Spiral Knights with said ability?
Everyone is saying that they would troll this person or that admin, but i think that, though it would be so fun to do that, it would be very mean. And besides, my mind is a little more on the curious side than the ass-y hole-y side.
I would probably just teleport around pointlessly (thus probably freaking a couple players out), while paying super close attention to the character model in hopes that whoever developed the teleport ability did not just make the character model disappear, but instead did something more fun. Like have each individual pixel disappear at a time or have a "poof" of energy (not like the energy used to do missions, transmute, etc.) show up around where the model was for a few seconds like it does around Nightcrawler and Azazel in the X-Men movies. :3
I'm not a cheater; I don't hack the game. If I had these powers, I wouldn't automatically teleport to The Sanctuary whenever I needed to craft. I would not teleport inside the Energy Depot, AH, or in the Stranger's packs and steal stuff.
The last two sentances are totally untrue.
I would totally pillage everything. Muahahaha!
In and out. 5 seconds tops. >:D
But then this would be posted on walls everywhere:
Wanted: Isekuube. Dead or Alive.
Accused of Armed Robbery. Over 10,000,000,000 Crowns and 1000k CE has been stolen.
Typically wears:
~Snarbolax Coat with Crest of Winter, Shadow Valkyrie Wings and Twilight Aura with Fire Max, Elemental Max, Shock Max.
~Ice Queen Crown with Cool Scarf, Cool Glasses, and Crown of Winter with Elemental Max, Shadow Max, and Fire Max.
~Crest of Almire with Elemental Max, Piercing Max, and Shock Max.
His weapons include, but are not limited to:
~Glacius with CTR VH, ASI Max, and Dmg Bonus VS Undead Max.
~Gran Faust with ASI Max, CTR VH, and Dmg Bonus VS Gremlin Max.
~Final Flourish with CTR VH, ASI Max, and Dmg Bonus VS Fiend Max.
~Blitz Needle with CTR VH, ASI Max, and Dmg Bonus VS Undead Max.
~Divine Avenger with ASI Max, CTR VH, and Dmg Bonus VS Undead Max.
~Acheron with ASI Max, CTR VH, and Damage Bonus VS Slime Max.
~Argent Peacemaker with CTR Max, Damage Bonus VS Construct Max, and Damage Bonus VS Undead VH.
~Hail Driver with CTR VH, ASI Max, and Damage Bonus VS Undead.
His Bombs and Trinkets are unknown.
Proceed with Caution when appoaching this dangerous villain.
BUT. This poster would never exist because I'd bribe the Wanted Poster Maker.
So I would never get caught. ;D
If you could teleport, What would you do in Spiral Knights with said ability?
Oh how I wish we did. That would be so sweet. I would stalk Artistbma and Dammasta. Oh wait, I already do stalk them using join. :D
7/10/12
If you could teleport, What would you do in Spiral Knights with said ability?
If I could teleport... I would teleport. Not much else you can do with teleportation ablilities except to use it. :P
Where I would teleport? Well... I always wanted to be able to enter other guild's guildhalls... ._.
I bet the GMs have their own special GM Hall. I'd teleport there and troll around with the GMs. XD
Previous winners 7/10/12
Isekuube
Incineron
New question 7/11/12
If a Retrode became merged with a Gremlin, How would you imagine it attacks?
Very... Mechanical and Squeaky.
1st attack: The Retrodelin raises its wrench-sword and attacks 2 times.
Charge: The Retrodelin charges and becomes a mechanized version of Tinkinzar for 30 seconds, maximizing it's attacks.
Hey Kuger How you win in this O.o
I would imagine it would be called a Gremrode, it would be very agile and would have five major attacks:
~Ax Swing
~Ax Toss
~Beam
~Swipe
~Use Health Capsule
It would be weak to Shadow and would be resistant to Pierce.
The reasons for this are:
A Construct is weak to Pierce and a Gremlin is weak to Shadow so they cancel each other out. So the only possible thing that it could be weak to is Shadow because the Construct part of it is normal against it and the Gremlin part of it is weak to it. It would be weak to Pierce because even though Pierce is fine against Gremlin it is bad against Construct, the reason it isn't Elemental is because Construct is weak to Elemental.
TL;DR: Science. ;P
(@Above Just think of a humouros answer to the question she asks. )
retrode plus gremlin, eh...
well let's see. a retrode is a construct and a gremlin is a tinkerer/builder, so the remlim... gretrode... the abomination would probably be able to upgrade and improve itself, so... *thinks*
O.O
oh, oh god, oh GOD no! EVERY KNIGHT FOR HIMSELF! SAVE THE CHILDREN! ABANDON THE CLOCKWORKS AND RUN FROM THE ENTRANCES TO THE SURFACE OF HAVEN! WERE DOOMED! ITS ALL OVER!...
so, uh... yeah lets not think about how they would attack... *shudders*
please?
7/11/12
If a Retrode became merged with a Gremlin, How would you imagine it attacks?
Savagely.
I suppose it could fire lasers out of its eyes, which now have gremlin goggles over them, so they look cooler. Beams of purple enrgy shoot out and kill stuff. A slash attack with a clawed metal hand, and the other hand has a thwack hammer and GAH WTF am i saying...
If a Retrode became merged with a Gremlin, How would you imagine it attacks?
I would use my trusty sword and quickly knock the snot out of it.
Previous Winners 7/11/12
Lordofnecromancers
Mayuri-Kurotsuchi
New question 7/12/12
What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?
Well, to be honest, I hadn't really thought about how Royal Jelly looked. I only killed him for the goods that came with it. But then, I guess he looks pretty royal when I fought him with his tippy crown.
Holy [scrap].......O.o
I'm so dead.......
I.... Require.... MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?
My face was all kinds of different colors. I was red, then orange, coming up with yellow, then green, blue and last is purple! I was flashing in different colors on my face. Then I acted wierd and made wierd sounds. So I said to myself "Eh, this monster sounds like a big idiot. I can handle him" I kept spamming my sword and he killed me so I was like "WTF I lost to an idiotic jelly"
My face was this: :O
"What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?"
"HOLEY COW THAT'S A BIG PIECE OF JELL-O."
"What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?"
I threw a fire vial and watched it STOP,DROP,and ROLL.
Question: "What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?"
A: ...Do we eat him?
What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?
I can't really remember, but I do know that I was like, WOAH DATS BIIIIG, PURPLLLLLEEEE AND WEEEIIIRRD Very jelly, the DEath animation is pure lol
What was your first reaction to seeing Royal Jelly?
Instant death and I was like wtf.
Uh oh.
Oh. Em. Gee. Where is my spoon?
Previous Winners 7/12/12
Benightz
Hexlash
New question 7/13/12
How would you react to a yellow spookat?
Get a medical kit and see if it has sickness. Then I'd see if it's a Mew Kat. Then I'd Pet it. I just luv Kats... No, really. I luv Cats.
I would assume it is the rare yellow-breasted pollywolly kat. I would give it to the government and they can do whatever they want with it.
Well, first, like Abyssal, I'd check if it was a Mew Kat. If so I would pet, play, etc with it. If it was a regular Kat. I would pound it 'till its dead and more after that.
I hate Kats.
Aren't you supposed to be pink?
I bet you painted yourself.......
OMG.
PIKACHU, I CHOOSE U :D
How would you react to a yellow spookat?
OMG Pikachu transformed into a spookat!! Alright yellow spookat go marry a pink spookat. Yellow Spookat marries a Pink Spookat. Ok Spookats you can stop kissing.
*Thunderbolt from both spookats and continues kissing*
Blarrrgh. I need to vomet because Im being KISSING TORCHERED.
Spam Divine Avenger on it. Nuff said.
Previous Winners 7/13/12
Benightz
Isekuube
New question 7/14/12
How would you react if every monster in Clockworks broke out into song?
I would genuinely feel freaked out by the spectacle. Then i'd start asking questions in rhyme and rhythm. I would eventually pull out my chair and watch silently as they entertained me. Then i'd start calling them out for being out of tune. Then I'd start singing myself, leading the cast, taking over of Cradle Broadway.
I wouldnt mind, It'll sound even better when i kill all of them.
I would definetly start singing along with them!
Somewhere over the Rainbow!
I would start tap-dancing. They'd be singing the monsters mash and I would go through the motions with them.
Soon, we would be famous dancers and get some gigs.
Finally, the monsters would go rabbid, I would kill them. Then I would die old with many regrets.
How would you react if every monster in Clockworks broke out into song?
For sure i'll start singing & dancing with the monsters, celebrating an endless party!!!!
How would you react if every monster in Clockworks broke out into song?
I'D START OUT WITH SOME JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there
You want my love
You want my heart
And we would never, ever, ever be apart
Are we an item?
Girl quit playin'
We're just friends,
What are you sayin'?
Said there's another as you look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Oh oh For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool
But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
Cause I'm in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around
And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
(Luda)
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us, no one could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck,
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks(Woo! )
She made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground, but I really wanna see her on the weekend
She knows she got me dazing cuz she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I though you'd always be mine (mine)
I'm gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I'm all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I'm all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone
How would you react if every monster in Clockworks broke out into song?
I'd gasp; say: "The..... What???", re-check that I'm not hallucinating, send a major bug report, then scour through the entire Wiki, then if they were STILL singing, then I would contact OOO's. Then I would watch them for awhile then invite some players, then kill them. But if this occurred to me if I existed in the that world, I'd have become rich. :3
How would you react if every monster in Clockworks broke out into song?
I will start taping the whole thing, then post it on youtube :)
I just gonna join the fun and sing the Nyan Cat song.
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