Introducing , the gun to end the new rants.

Credit to: Mephisto-Philus , and Holy-Nightmare
"The mixer line"
Yes , it's a Mixmaster , and it'll be for the next Cupcake Epidemic update.
A stun status based shadow dealing gun , sure to give you a full stomach of Creep Cake.
It's stun based since there's already shadow dealing poison weapons , and it would make the Carbine a bit ignored for it's uniqueness.
It'll be a line starting from 2* , up until 5* Also the charge would either stay as the same charge as the Mixmaster we currently have or be changed to shooting out the ends and reloading. There may be more types of mixers , as their is a Mixer that refers to being able to react differently to different ingredients.
2* Bland/Tasteless Mixer
A mixer that has been newly made by Spiral HQ's very own tech experts who handle Biscotti's equipment for testing , And seems to react differently with a variety of ingredients .
3* Bitter Mixer
One of the many mixers to make one of the many chocolate cakes made for Recon Ranger Desna , and her fellow rangers.
4*Dark Couverture
A mixer that seemed to be ignored by a lazy amatuer chef, and has been left with chocolate fermenting in a cabinet for quite a time. Thanks to his ignorance, Spiral HQ utilized the mixers power into a deadly feeder.
5* Black Couverture
After a bit of refining, it had been cleaned, used, and yet again used to fill monsters with both bullets and deliciously potent chocolate, many knights have been sent to the infirmary for licking off the chocolate, coming down with a bad case of the "Creep Ache" ; though there have been accidents , and many knights knew of them. They are still tempted to licking off just a drop.
~Mephisto-Philus

Why would they add the mixer line to the gunner update when this is an event and or promo item?
It's highly irrelevant to make a gun like this; unless it has the same attacks but a different design, Like a scatter shooting weapon that looks nothing like the mixer, and resembles a weapon with similar attack patterns in real life, and in the game. Besides, there's already enough guns for balancing , and such; they wouldn't add this to the gunner update, so i proposed the next Cupcake event with Biscotti for this line, sorta like the Torto update , collect mats for it, make it at the alchemy machine (mysterious).

@ Mephisto-Philus
Pfft! Your idea? I suggested Mix guns as an event weapon 35 minutes before you!
Post #78 of http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/104228

It's not an actual thread, just a comment ;/ I take ownership of the idea for now on.

Considering the fact that post #2 of this thread is a comment (like mine) you can't really back that up.
Since my comment came before your comment (by 35 minutes) I claim ownership.

You have to start the thread first, I simply made it from my own idea, I honestly never read your comment.

Rather than fighting back just say you didn't read mine and be glad there is someone else who thinks like you.
Anyway, yes we need more shadow type guns and a shadow stun gun would be very helpful with gremlins.

Read down a bit about what i explained, rahter then reading my gun line first. I stated that " There may be more types of mixers , as their is a Mixer that refers to being able to react differently to different ingredients." and also in the first line of the thread "Yes , it's a Mixmaster , and it'll be for the next Cupcake Epidemic update."
Cut your losses.

How do you know about the Cupcake Epidemic anyway? I thought I kept that a secret.

They're on to us! /e jumps out into the clockworks

Oh no, I realized I might have just made a terrible mistake in that last post, take me with you before they get on to me too!

I prefer the term "Psychotic flying quicksilver" and I would hope that the update has a nice spread like the tortodrone event weapons/shields.
All of those items were really good (except maybe the Grand Tortoise who only trumps the Ancient plate shield with it's shield bash damage).
Gunner Update tho. My guess is this is already planned.