Stories By Eos (Echo of Silence):

Well myself and a lot of members of Echo of Silence felt we should share some of our stories to the public, so you guys can just lol irl or just look at us and be like wow these guys are total idiots I want to kill them in real.

So, I will open up with how Echo of Silence got made:

Dogrock and myself were in a guild called Shneaky Knights. It was a great guild, but ubber inactive only myself and Dogrock were really active in the guild. During Beta, I got bored of this, and asked Dogrock I really want to make our own guild, but I don’t want a bunch of random kids in the guild I want to be apart of a guild which is pretty much a great community filled with players on similar boat of playing skills as well. So, we decided to make Echo of Silence the name was just well it was hard too pick took us about 2 hours just to figure out a name, but we ended up with Eos, and never regret it at all. (So, I wont be getting into the people who joined after since that’s just boring).

Random Stories in Echo of Silence: Playing With Your Feet:

Well when the game was launched we had some great UK players join Echo of Silence. Soltanis, and his friend Shoeshine (Yes his name was not shoeshine or even Shushi, but that’s what we called him) joined Echo of Silence they quickly became T3 players, and got bored I mean lets be honest doing runs with myself Dogrock and others we just make the game go faster with our bromance.. So myself, Shoeshine, and two other players got on mumble and decided to do some runs, but we kept getting bored since well Sk gets boring unless you spice it up. We made up stupid rules such as these:

1. We did a map with guns only Problem was only one person had a gun in our party, so the rest of us kept just shield bumping monsters (jellies) into the only gunner to make it hard.
2. We decided to have fun with Arena’s we made a rule which was pretty STUPID, but in the last room of the arena all of us must stay in the middle, excluding one person who must take care of the gun puppies. The three people in the middle at this point cant shield at all we must BE ATTACKING. So we did this whole room without shielding, and the four of us stayed in the middle call about getting our rear kicked around.
3. Shoeshine the one of the greatest players ever in Sk history attempted to play Spiral Knights with his feet, and as usual me being myself joined him. So the other two kids in our party helped us out by telling us over mumble if we were killing stuff or not. We did about 2 to 3 maps like this, but well let me be honest playing Spiral Knights with your feet is pretty dam hard.

The Money SUIT:

Well a few of us were chilling on mumble and moaning about the cash we waste in this game, and well we wanted to get something special for this money suit, so we decided to make up the official Spiral Knights Money Suit: Black Top Hat with Money Sign with a green suit and a cane (golden cane with a money emblem on it) Now this idea was made up while Moon was drinking I think I was eating pickles and Dogrock was making fun of us….we did post a suggestion (I think we actually e-mail the staff about this), but to this day it hasn’t happen yet.

Tantarian:
Wow Stories about Tantarian is just Omg. This guy is easily the quietest player in our guild, but boy does he have so many stories. Most players don’t really know the real Tantarian like we do in Eos. We all know Tan is talented smart and just a greek god in this game, but we don’t know his hidden troll. So, let me fill you in on stories about Tantarian:

The Mic:

This is easily the best story in Eos. Tantarian has been using mumble ever since we got it, but he just too dam lazy to plug in his dam mic. He keeps telling Rep and I he broke it or he just lazy to move the back of his desktop to plug it in etc. Now, Rep and I we are not allowed to be together in Eos there some unwritten rule when Rep and myself team up all hell breaks loose in Eos. Rep is the reason I get in trouble in Eos he such a bad influence. So, going on poor Tantarian was searching for a Ironmight Shield Recipe, and ask the guild if anyone had one laying around we said no. So, I say in guild chat Tan I will get you one free of charge if you just talk on your mic he like no. So Rep and myself tell Tan we will buy all the Ironmight shield recipes from the Ah, and Tantarian laughs at us lol you guys wouldn’t do that. Poor naïve Tantarian was so wrong, Rep left our run went and bought out all the Ironmight shield recipes that day, and Tantarian says in guild chat Dam someone outbid me. Tan checks the Ah, and to his surprise all the recipes are GONE. Rep and myself are like hey Tan if you want a recipe you need to plug-in your mic and talk. Tantarian finally, talked on mumble with us, and cursed at us for doing that.

The Muppet Dance:

Well boys and girls reading this I hope your enjoying these small short stories this story is called the Muppet Dance it takes place in Shadow Lair Snarby: Now, lets be honest Shadow Lair Snarby is pretty easy, but when you have a Mup Mup in your party well your basically F’ded. So it was Redsg, Muppet, Repartee, and Myself if I am not mistaken doing this run. Now, Rep had a little boo boo on his thumb, and hasn’t done a run in ages Red was pretty new to SL, and well myself I am just a noob, and Muppet likes to troll. So, throughout the run I was just making fun of Muppet on Mumble everytime she died, and Rep would join in, but Red was always nice to Muppet saying guys stop it (He such a sweet heart). So, we end up in this one room in the run, and all 3 of us die, but Red cant be reved since he has blocks covering his body or something. Muppet is the only one alive, and she just starts dancing around our bodies trolling us laughing hahaha you guys died and I didn’t. So we are begging muppet to rev us, but she like nope I don’t know how 2 teach me etc. Finally, after Muppet is dancing around and wolvers are attacking her she kills them off, and I tell Muppet don’t touch the key rev us before, and she like nope you don’t tell me what to do, and she dies. So, Rep and myself are like Muppet your rev what is her reply? Nope I got 9 minutes to waste do you? LOL then I ended up rev’ing myself and we cleared the run. Welcome to Eos with Muppet.

Snarby = Evil:

So one day we are all just chilling in guildhall about 8 of us, and I see Muppet wearing her ugly snarby set, so I yell at her take that crap off Muppet its ugly just like you <3. All of the sudden Rep yells everyone wear snarby suits now (funny part is I helped rep get his snarby suit dam me)…Suddendly about 5 or 6 of them are wearing full snarby and chasing me all around the guild hall…I was so scared. Thus snarby = ugly and evil.

The Story about Sketti aka Skeet Skeet:

Sketti is no longer active in this game, and it is all due to one evil person Cootiecakes. Cootiecakes told Sketti that she loves her, and will one day be apart of Eos just for her. Sketti was so happy to hear this since Sketti trusted Cooteicakes she never understood why Cootiecakes broke her heart, and due to that she quit this game, but before I get too ahead of myself. Cootie and Sketti were a cute couple even though all of us warned Sketti about Cootiecakes. Sketti was all nice, and said no guys this is different Cootie loves me she even makes out with me while I am killing Vanna for laughs. Skeet skeet did not know that the end of this relationship was coming soon, but when she found out her poor little heart was crushed. One day Cootie tells Sketti and all of Eos guys I will join you if I ever leave Active (her guild at that time), and suddenly two weeks later she left Active for this guild called Unity. Poor Sketti went up to Cootie and asked “Cootie my sexy sexy cootie why aren’t you Eos?” Cootie replied because I am Unity now, and poor skeet skeet said, but you promised you be Eos once your not active, and cootie turned to her and said I lied to you and laughed. Poor Sketti was so sad, she ran to the Eos guild hall and was crying so many tears were running down her face, and two boxes of tissues were gone along with some ice cream. I asked Sketti what was wrong, and she said Nj she lied I asked Sketti who? What? She replied Cootiecakes she lied to me she not Eos she not even Active. I looked to Sketti and try to calm her down, and explained to her Cootie is just a liar, but she didn’t want to hear it she said Nj no…she said she loved me she touched me in the no no parts…..I turned to Sketti, and said this is how my parents taught me about people, and Sketti looked up teach me nj. I said Sketti there are two types of people in this world good people and bad people. You and I are good people we don’t lie, and we don’t break peoples heart, but Sketti that Cootiecakes lied to all of us, and broke your heart she a bad person. Sketti looked up with tears and said, but Nj she use to be good, I looked at Sketti and said she changed into a bad person nothing we can do about that. Sketti cry some more, and said nj my heart still hurts what can fix it? I replied time will heal all wounds, and till this very day Sketti has not logged into Spiral Knights since her heart is still broken.

Kiwi Kiwi Kiwi:

Now, most kids in Echo of Silence never knew what a Kiwi was until we meet Fallout and Milkman these two taught us the ways of the Kiwi’s, and this is why Eos loves them. Fallout actually manages a whole sweater company in Australia, and Milkman provides Fallout with the labor and wool from his sheep farm back in NZ. From this day we all look at Milkman and feel sorry for him being a kiwi =(.

Static Flash:

So a few of us got bored playing Spiral Knights, and decided to try a t3 run with only a static Flash I have to be honest this is one of the best runs you can ever try in the game builds great endurance for sure.

Bring a Noob to Fsc:

So, Aedium, Ahly, and myself were doing FSC with an anti-social person, but luckly that person Dc’ed now, Aedium was like Nj how can we make this run HARD, I was sitting there wondering I mean FSC and Vanna is just a joke, but why don’t we bring a NOOB in our party. It wont make the run as hard (Ahly was lagging bad), we had 1 blitz, and well 1 shiver, but the person who had the blitz also had the shiver lol. So, this guy joins our party none of us know him I asked my guildies to give us random names of people in proto gear , so they did. He joined the party and asked why me? We replied you’re the chosen one, and took him into the last depth before vanna, and he died a bit, but was epic with his vials of pain he also killed a skele with his proto sword. After, we decided to do vanna with him we headed down, and Vanna did take awhile for us to beat not going to lie. I got bored mid-way since the first two stages took us about 3 minutes to beat I started making vanna charge into people in my party, but ended up dying like 2 times due to that, but got some nice kills as well Ahly and Aedium got owned <3. So, I think we will ruin endgame material for new players on and off when we are bored. We told him to take screenies so he can brag to all his friends as well.

Vanna Dodgeball?

Dodgeball class is so much fun when you’re a little kid, but since Three Rings cant provide us with mini-games I guess we need to get creative and make our own mini-games up right? So, Mup Mup and myself created Vanna dodgeball while Xerox (I think it was Xerox) poorly was that unfit guy who cant dodge at all. We would make vanna target us and do his charge attack and point him over in Xerox’s direction for giggles. You can also do this with Trojans, but its not as fun since Trojans are pretty easy to dodge (Even though Aedium almost killed me with two Trojans dam him).

Boswick Kidnap:

Boswick is such a fine specimen Eos wanted to kidnap him for our own amusement. So, Tantarian and I found Boswick with his cool minner hat on with a giant B on it, so we wanted his hat for ourselves, and Boswick to be our pet. So, my logic was if I tell Boswick in public we are going to kidnap him he will be ready for it, but wont be certain when it will happen (its kinda like a slap bet you don’t know when you will get slapped, but you know it can happen anytime). So, we end up taking Boswick to a corner in the arcade and beat him up, but sadly he owned Tantarian and myself with his god-dam charm…The next day we found rocks in the corner we attempted to kidnap Boswick in….forever those boulders in the arcade will be a spot of mourning our failure to steal Boswick.

Eos Presents Peta:

(Peta thread has been removed from the forums due to flames)

Peta has been around in Spiral Knights for ages, we did make a thread about it. Eos is a proud supporter of PETA we do not support Sega or Three Rings with there cruel nature to allow Npc’s to have snipe shoes on, to allow us to kill the poor defenseless wolvers, fiends, chroma’s, and most importantly MAKE ARMORS and weapons out of them. This is disgusting, and I blame this all on Three Rings to not care about these poor defenseless creatures they did nothing but live on this planet in peace, but us being the horrible knights we are enter this planet, and caused havoc to this peaceful place. So shame on us, PETA is the only protest that has been doing well in this game, and will live on forever.

Changing-Rooms:

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/10487 ← Thread

Now this whole thing happened when Dogrock and myself were changing infront of each other in Spiral Knights getting ready for our run together. All of the sudden a Saphy appeared and laugh at our man parts (by man parts I mean our legs). She was like omg guys your legs are so gross you need to shave them. I was like Saphy go away, and stop looking at our man-parts (this story might of never happened, but might of happened in beta so we will never know).

The Adventures of Njthug and Repartee:

The adventures of Repartee and Njthug or Njthug and Repartee started when Repartee joined Echo of Silence this young knight was such a nice player, but eventually we realized both of us together causes heinous amount of trouble. With that in mind, we got bored one night and decided that we have way too much Ce, and have to make an account for the ultimate troll, so we created Heinous the official Eos mascot. He is the best account ever has an ancient set with uv’s and a Fov and argent peacemaker with uv’s as well. He just chills and rescue camp because he has no clue how to get out of there.

The next adventure or shenanigan Rep and I did is called Operation Cootiecakes:

This plan was one of the best plans ever. In the world today we have walks to cure breast cancer and much more which is well lets be honest a horrible disease, and I hope one day a cure is found, but in Spiral Knights we have an evil virus which kills, brainwashes, and attacks the heart called the Cootie Virus. Rep, and myself run laps all the time in Spiral Knights around the fountain just to raise money to find a cure for the Cootie Virus. Whenever we do see Cootiecakes (the reason most knights are infected with this virus) we chase her until she goes down and does a run, and harass her until she feels the pain she causes to poor naïve knights in Spiral Knights. Repartee and myself sworn to each other we will remove the Cootie Virus from Spiral Knights we fight hard by making fun of the cootie cakes, running laps, chasing her until she gives up, and most importantly by trolling her. To any fellow knight who suffers from the Cootie or wishes to stop the cooties from spreading join this mighty cause.

Christina Love <3:

Rep logged on one day I haven’t seen him in about a month now, so I wanted to well cause havoc and heinous amount of destruction with him, so we started doing what we do best making fun of Xerox, recruiting only 7’s on the hotness scale in Eos (must be girls), and ridding the world of Spiral Knights from Cootiecakes, but we found our biggest fan Christina sleeping in the middle of the AH. Now, boys and girls Christina is a great person, and an amazing lovemaker, but you always have to watch out what you say in public. I have a tendency to type up song lyrics and stand behind someone while doing that, so I paid the price that day by getting the BEST WARNING EVER. Rep and I started standing behind Christina while she was sleeping and well made love to her like no other man has ever made. Milkman joined in later, and rubbed his rear on Christina’s face since he kinky like that. All and all its was a fun time since people joined in we had a giant group of people (idk if I can say the real word) making love to each other and the center piece of this whole lovefest was Christina.

Oh due to this lovefest I got my first ever warning in this game which well I have to admit might be the best warning ever:

http://imgur.com/41H2M

Rep cures Njthug of his OCD:

So guys sadly, I have OCD in Spiral Knights before whenever I saw a ironlock box (prize wheel gave me one) I would have to open it up. So, this got me to waste bit of ce in this game, but what Repartee would do for fun was collect a bunch of those iron lockboxes and then mail them 2 me, and LAUGH. Since he knew I would have to open them all up due to my OCD. Due to rep I wasted over 20k Ce since he a mean friend to have, and would laugh every time I would rage and be like dam you Rep. Eventually he sent me so many I just gave up.

Random Convo’s in Eos:

Ret joins Eos and walks in on this convo:

Njthug: So Aedium don’t you hate when you got to shave?

Aedium: Yes, man especially manscaping.

Njthug, and a few others: Dude manscaping is brutal at times so scared I will hurt something down there.

Ret: Dude I remember one time my gf waxed my legs painful.

Njthug: Use nair its good its foamy and dosent hurt I use it on my chest.

Muppet Presents why we don’t have pets in Sk:

Noobowns: I want a pet in spiral Knights

Muppet: Why?

Noobowns: I really want like a wolver or something

Muppet: ….

Noobowns: Omg having a fiend will be so cool…

Muppet: Do you really want pets in sk?

Njthug: We shouldn’t have pets in sk be useless

Noobowns: Yes muppet I really want a pet..

Muppet: Go get a dog irl stop complaining

Njthug: Lmao <3 Mup Mup

Moonsoon is my hero (Takes place in officer chat):

Moonsoon: Dam nj I am broke again

Njthug: Didn’t you have like 80k ce yesterday?

Moonsoon: Ya…

Njthug: Wtf did you waste it on you don’t even have any max uv’s or anything…

Moonsoon: I wanted to buy ancient plate sets for all my noob accounts

Njthug: Lmao wow you so would do that…

Moonsoon: I regret nothing

Provi and Rep Love:

Providence: Wtf I cant kick or demote Repartee wtf nj

Njthug: Yes you been abusing him so much

Provi: Fu Nj now I have no reason to be in Eos.

Rep: Lmao

Provi: Nj demote Rep or I hurt you

Nj: Crap got the provi mad demotes rep.

Provi: Demotes Rep to recruit =)

We need a noob to join us in Vanna:

Njthug: Guys I need a noob to join us in vanna proto gear plz

Retro: Robthedestroyer

Retro: Some other names I cant remember

Ahly: Xerox

Xerox: Hey….

Nj: This is why you’re an officer Ahly.

Well I will be adding more stories to come honestly, there so many stories about Eos I can go on and on about, but I rather have the rest of Eos tell you stories as well so if your Eos feel free to post your little adventures or as we call them in Eos shenanigans.