Petition: Get Bluebrawler to leave the Forums or at least quit being so annoying

As we all know, the forums have been plagued by useless, stupid, wanna-be troll threads. Many of which were started by Bluebrawler. He posts on other threads as well, he never adds to the discussion at hand. He only replies with a manifestation of his stupidity, also known as "Forum Weapons" or mentally [special] memes that could never make it as a real meme. I suggest we do something about this crisis
Ways to Stop Him
We need to ban together to stop his evil forces . We need a lot of noob spray, a bucket of ignoring, and a banhammer. I am sure the GM's could provide us with such materials.
Helping the Ones Affected
Intelligence, Creativity, and The Spiral Knights Forums have been hospitalized because Bluebrawler has fatally wounded them, it will take a while for them to recover. You can send 9.99 a month to help these dying concepts
Please Sign Your name on the line. _____________

You made the thread insisting we should be able to play as gremlins but never gave reasons for it to be implemented, so you sent the thread to the graveyard. I still have a link to that thread.
I support having an admin to monitor this forum but not to specifically ban Bluebrawler, though I admit his presence amongst us is unnecessarily wasting resources and time.
"Effected" should be "affected" as it is an action.
Effort: 6/10
Creativity: 4/10
Detail: 3/10
Mechanical applicability: 0/10
Profits Three Rings: 0/10

I tried my best to explain why I wanted the gremlin idea implemented. I graveyarded the thread because it was going nowhere. Oh and Sorry about the affected/effected thing, I'm not good at remember that rule
...Effected...
Your petition sucks.