Echo of Silence 2012 Troll Awards:

Well since last year we created this thread when it was not a full year either I figure I might as well do it again lol. We added a new addition to the panel of me, myself, and Njthug this year our new judge is the infamous Bjthug.

So the categories for this year are the following:

1. Best Female Troll
2. Best Male Troll
3. Overall Best Troll by Eos as a guild
4. Rising Troll
5. Most improved troll
6. Best Duo in Trolling
7. Best troll forum post
8. Silent but deadly Troll
9. Overall Best Troll of Echo of Silence for 2012

The best Female Troll:

Now I have to be honest this year has been pretty slow with the females taking over and trolling all of Echo of Silence. Our southern bell Yuka is way too nice and well Muppet has to get back her edge…but I think I will have to go with hmm honestly I have no clue…All you ladies need to stop being so nice lol <69, but sadly I am forced to pick a winner =0…..So the winner is:

Spookeasy --- Even though she is a Spook she tends to troll us all with her amazing cooking skills. She was all happy and told us well guys I made three sandwiches for you guys, now all you men in Eos I know I was expecting something so yummy. A nice turkey samwich or some old school PB&J, but no with Spookeasy we do not know what to expect at all…take a look at her samwiches http://i.imgur.com/9n7Br.jpg Now keep in mind she wanted to show us how much she loves us and appreciates having us in Eos…I personally do not want to know what type of samwiches she will create if she hated us to be honest! *The heart in the samwich picture is for Yuka not Hadn <69*

Honorable Mentions:

1. Miabot --- For honestly finding a way to troll me every second of my life =(

2. Mooopet --- Curse vials….gosh darnit this lady and her curse vial love is amazing if she knows you have a curse vial and you wont give it to her you will get kicked from the party even if you are the party leader.

The best Male Troll:

Now since it is a sausage fest in Eos 70% all male we have a lot of competition in this category for sure. I honestly can not pick the very very best troll for this since it is very much open to discussion….God so many great trolls…

Honorable Mentions:

Ret --- For always leaving Eos no matter what you cant kick him he will leave before you try.

Moon --- Prismatic Maid Headband….Hey Moon I got you this maid headband preview it I still haven’t, but give it back to me when your done I want to check it out. Okay says Moon, and silly Nj trusts him 5 minutes later the prismatic maid-headband is equipped and silly Nj is like why did I trust him with that maid-headband.

Hadn – Honestly everything you do even though you are such a sweet heart it must be a troll!! <69

Repartee --- Toasty Candles….Nj: Hey guys I am bidding on toasty birthday candles Rep: Oh wow they ugly… 10 minutes later Nj: Dude who keeps out bidding me….I will so beat them I must…. Rep: Laughing over audio chat…. Nj: You son of a _____!!! Rep: Laughing more Nj: Why do I tell you anything Rep? Rep: Lol sucker made you pay 80k more crowns…. Nj: I never learn =(

Dogrock --- Texting Nj the word of a male body part constantly so he does not get laid irl….Way to cockadoodledo block some one!!

But the winner of this category will be:

Cobalt --- I have to admit this guys trolling level went from I am god at this to please get on your knees and make love 2 me… Anyways Cobalt constantly trolls people in Sk and everyone in Eos. If it is by allowing a weaponless Njthug into his party finishing a danger room, and kicking him so he cant open all of the boxes due to having no vials….or just drawing amazing artwork of players in their real spiral knights form. I have to admit this guy out trolls all of us we should build a statue of him in the Guild Hall!!!

Overall best Troll by Echo of Silence:

Oh boy oh boy…..We did a lot of crazy stuff this year (which is not really a year, but oh well LOL) I mean honestly looking back at all we accomplished it is truly amazing. We gained a bunch of new members which I have to admit I love them all Hoodn with his cute outfits and amazing troll guilds and Fury with his constant trolling of everyone….I cant forget about Hopod and his constant trolling of me =(….I can go on and on, but as a guild as far as trolling goes…We have taken trolling to a whole new level.

Honorable Mentions:

1. Creating a lot of pointless, but cool guilds just to troll others or just to have a very sexy name. I would list them all, but that is against the Eos code of conduct, which well we don’t have, but for these purposes we will.

2. Trolling players that “quit” Spiral Knights --- I have to say we came together on this topic pretty well having fun with those players who quit spiral knights forever since they truly never do.

3. Sending players who wish to join Echo of Silence to many of our friends who may not be Echo of Silence. Telling players that they have to contact certain game masters and dev’s to gain entry to Echo of Silence. Forcing players to run laps and race Repartee to get into Echo of Silence. …. Oh and telling them that they have to give me items to join this guild I have been receiving such nice items I never accept in my mailbox so thank you guys for well making it just a lot harder to join Eos <69 I love you all for being such good trolls.

The winner of this category will have to be Echo of Silence Presents Love!!

This is the time when Echo of Silence apparently “took over the Spiral Knights Forums” and made a lot of threads showing the community why they love this game. I have to admit this very unplanned action lead to a small army of players fully disliking Echo of Silence and even attempting to get us banned which honestly made the whole situation a bit more hilarious, but on a more serious note good job for the amazing unplanned trolling event!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ojne7WqA1rv5ezyo1_1280.png

Rising Troll:

Well Eos has picked up many trolls so far who are honestly rising in power you have certain trio’s of trolls such as:

Opod, Unco, and Njthug --- Which means Opod and Nj fight with each other and Unco ends up being the one getting punished due to our trolling. Poor Unco we found out the other day he cant even read =(.

Scone + Opod --- So Opod started telling our sweet Scone about how you must call everyone a ho-ho especially Njthug….=( She been trolling me forever. I have to admit she is defiantly a silent troll for sure.

Now the best Rising Troll in Echo of Silence is (Drum Roll Please)

STOLI --- I know you guys are probably thinking omg Nj wtf she a sweet cute innocent Australian lady, but no she is such a TROLL…..Holy Batman this lady loves to troll and she has all of us doing silly things against each other if it is forcing Unco to do something he doesn’t want to do or making me make love to Opod while she is on vacation. I always wonder why Opod n myself hate each other and I realized it is due to Stoli always trolling me, so I have to take it out on Opod and well vice-versa…. God she trolls all of us way 2 much if it is not in Lockdown it has to be in design mode……I honestly hope she does not read this since she will oi me to death!

Most Improved:

Sadly we had a tie and the winners are:
Redsg and Gweny

Well the two most improved trolls in Echo of Silence have to be Redsg and Gwenyvier. I have to admit when these two first joined Eos I was thinking oh wow we are so lucky to have such nice people in our guild to even out the trolling. One year later I am thinking to myself why did I let these two into Eos? Dogrock why did we agree on them….Omg…this is horrible!!

I think one day these two just woke up and were all like: I want to be the very best like no one ever was to troll them is my real test to make them cry is my cause…. I can go on and on….with this song but I wont lol.

Some short simple stories about Gweny n Redsg trolling:

The Blast Blocks/Random Trolls in the Clockworks:

Anytime you are in a run with these guys stay away from blast blocks they will snipe a blast block from halfway across the room just to see you die. Oh is that a giant Trojan running away from you do not worry Redsg or Gweny will push them into you!! I honestly never get hit by those howlitzers, but when either one of these guys are in my party they always manage to well make sure a flying head hits either myself or any other party member =(

What Does Sg Stand for?:

Redsg refuses to tell us what the SG in his in-game name stands for, but if you are a drunk lady on mumble willing to pay him 10k ce you can find out =(

Gweny:

So Gweny is pretty much known in Lockdown for being an AT (AA) hammer noob her comebacks to these accusations are great =0.

Best Duo Trolls:

Well this award is only for the players in Eos who can work together as a pair and manage to troll the F out of one person or multiple people!!

Honorable Mentions:

Golza + Muppet --- Well all of this was really unplanned I have to admit I think Golza started this by just wanting to look just like Ruby to troll him and little that knew our mooopet followed in his foot-steps and created Turkey-Bacon-Strip which is 24253253x’s cooler than the original MORE PROTEIN!! But these two well they trolled some of the more “infamous Lockdown outfits” and one of them went beyond and made it possible to make Skolver a lot more uglier than it already is!!

Repartee + Provi --- So these two were lucky enough to meet the developers of this sexy game down in San Fransico (No this is not because it is rumored that I am Eury since lets be honest I can’t pull of the sexiness of Eury!). So these two lovebirds got a bunch of presents from Three Rings which they then decided to troll us all with, but to make it WORSE!!! Repartee told me Nick told him all this super-secret information about Spiral Knights, but they made a deal that they are not allowed to tell anyone in Sk especially me. Now….this was before the Guild Hall updates were out so I kept believing this troll like a silly-panda and lets just say I hate REP!!!

Breaking the mail-system --- So Nick was such a great guy for putting up the trick or treat confetti on the auction house for all the players to buy, but I guess he not warned about Moonsoon and myself. Both of us kept buying confetti from the auction house I ended up with about 17k Trick or treat confetti Moonsoon with about 11k Trick or Treat Confetti….but the issue was we could not accept our confetti since Spiral Knights would have to kick us every time we logged into Sk. Moon and myself decided the smart idea was just to well accept all the mail all at once, but apparently when you have over 2k+ mails in your inbox it will lag out sk/your computer so it just automatically logs you off. Moon and myself had to create support tickets and with the helps of the great game masters in this game they helped find a solution to our problem.
@Nick --- Thank you for learning packs of 50 or 100 will avoid any mail breaking in spiral knights <69 Such a fast learner always keeping an eye on the players and quickly finding solutions to most of our problems.

Becca + Nj ---- Well Becca and I convinced Avenged that he has no real friends in our guild (He says he does not believe us, but lol)….So We kept telling Avenged that I pay Becca to go on runs with him and talk to him etc. Becca is a very talented teacher and due to this she has great teaching skills and patience which helps her deal with Avenged. Anyways this was pretty nice teamwork oh that Becca such a good babysister/friend if you pay her well <69.

So since you guys just saw who did not win this award it is time to reveal the best duo troll in Echo of Silence:

Spookeasy + Njthug = Credit Card Fraud …. So this troll was a pretty hilarious troll the background story was that Spook’s computer was being lame so she was buying a new one, but due to this she could not play Sk etc. She would just log-onto mumble (Audio Chat). Our victim poor little gullible Jade-Rabbit came onto mumble and kept asking us why Spook is not playing on Sk with us, and well I told her that Spook’s account got banned for possible credit-card-fraud. Spook replied saying yes Nj is right apparently she got a few letters sent to her home and she has to appear in court about this. I told Jade that it is not Three Rings which she pee’d off it was the credit card company Visa. Apparently Spook stole about 2k+ from Visa since one of her friends gave her all these credit card #’s and Spook did not know that they contained stolen money, and she kept using them…Spook went to tell Jade what new clothes she got and all this other stuff…..This troll basically lasted about a week or so until Spook got a new computer… Poor little Jade we love her still for being her cute naïve self <69

Best Troll Forum Post:

Now we have many great troll posts created by the members of Echo of Silence. Changing rooms, raising the price of Ce, love threads, demanding Boswick’s bush in Eos, and well lets be honest the list goes on and on, but this category was honestly just created due to this 1 topic created by 1 of the BEST trolls in Eos Tantarian:

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/62320

Thank you Tantarian <69

Silent but deadly:

Aww Hoodn Won =(

Hadn --- Hoodn is a very cute looking knight all you want to do to him is either hug him till his head explodes, or well rub his mustache and tail!! But the appearance is just a dam lie he such a troll for sure… If you ever see his comments in guild chat and mumble it is like WTF does this cute little hoodn really say this!!! Oh he loves to troll in the guild hall as well he blocked off our guild hall training room and was just waiting to see how long it would take anyone to notice….

Best Troll:

This award is given to well the one single player who went above and beyond their duties as members of spiral knights. They have to make sure when they troll others cry!! Honestly we do not have one single player in Echo of Silence who deserves this award since sadly all of you guys this year set the bar so beaver dam high!!! That each troll just tends to be EPIC…So the winner of this award I have to say is All of Echo of Silence all the players who been with Eos for a long-time almost 2 years, and a lot of the new players who joined us recently who honestly are a great part of this community with out you guys most likely some troll like Tantarian would have won this award so thank you for being such a good group of trolls <69

Oh side-note: I did not proof read any of this just typed it up on the fly!!!