Spiral Knights - A new kind of roleplaying game

A new kind of roleplaying game

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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:38

#1301

Blizzardknightt

Artist Studio

"You guys can do that, meet me there" Kirby said. "Im going too" Said Link and they left.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:29

#1302

Zhaver

Glarp

--Exile--

Messorem sat back down folding his legs and letting out a deep sigh.

"Its finally time."

He then held out his arms in front of him and a portal similar to the one in the Mushroom kingdom appeared. From behind Messorem, from the darkness grew a second Messorem.

"You are to go into the portal and survey where you are, understood?" The Messorem behind him nodded and went into the portal

--Random high school--
((Maybe i shall name it later))

Rantos was a normal kid just going to a normal high school. Little did he know his life was about to change.

It was between first and second period and Rantos was walking through the halls. He saw his friends walking further down the hallway and wanted to catch up to them. Just before he started running he felt a piercing pain in his stomach that quickly traveled up his body. Soon his body started to glow.

Out of his body came a portal to Exile ripping Rantos apart. Out of the portal comes the Messorem clone. He looks at the blood covered ground.

"Note to self. Beacons die once portal opens, needs fixing."

((Just though that a new location would help with the slump. Its probably not))

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:17

#1303

Zhaver

--Burlington, Vermont-- There

--Burlington, Vermont--

There sat a boy at his computer, his name was Kwawe. Everyday he would check the Spiral Knights forums to see if his role play buddies had posted. They haven't been posting for a little while and Kwawe was worried. Not about the forums, but about if his new role play buddies are all right IRL. Im sure there fine Kwawe thought to himself. Its not like this forum is there life. But it was to Kwawe.

((How are you guys doing? Just wondering if stuff is happening IRL))

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:59

#1304

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

--Manor de Fieghan--

"Robot pain...?" The android held his hand to his chin once again. "Is it that odd feeling of several nanomachines crawling inside your endoskeleton on a daily basis? If so, I'd love to know how I can feel more."

He then made something similar to a pouting face. "And how are you gonna stop these walls? Dark clouds? Do you even know where the sources are?"

--Floralia--

((Waiting on Pi))

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 19:52

#1305

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

((Don't worry. I'm here, at least.

If Pi doesn't show up within a week, I'll look for ways we can go on without him. Right now, I'm waiting on him everywhere, including the Kurduhm Vault.))

--Random high school--

"...Someone just died for no reason."

A figure hidden by an invisibility field surveyed the area from atop a locker. "This mess is worse than I thought... Old Fig's help would be just a bit blasted useful at the moment!"

"Baron di Fieghan is dead, sir..."

"I know... and a sodding terrible time for it, too. Another Sylfinaut would be rather useful right now... have any of that Phoenix Down?"

"Afraid not, sir."

Sir Barnaby Creavan Rossenbach III sighed as a crowd began forming around the site of Rantos's death. "A shame. That bleeding world-merge has brought about enough unnecessary death already... I'll stay here, in case one of these idiot kids needs rescuing."

--Mushroom Kingdom, Airship--

"FREE BOAT!"

During that time, Plague Knight had cleared the airship, at least enough to get at the helm. "WHEE HEE HEEEEEE! I'm FLYING AN AIRSHIP! And it's gonna be the BEST AIRSHIP IN THE MULTIVERSE... heheheheheh, heeeeeee... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHEW ON THAT, PROPELLER KNIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHuh? Was that the Death Portal Guy?"

Yes, Plague Knight had managed to hear Messorem's voice in the King of Thieves' head. Somehow. Some way. "Right, you want us to come over there? LOUD AND CLEAR! ...Wonder if that tactics guy is still on board? Maybe he might not like the death portal. OH WELL! He can deal with it. Or he can drink slime flu. OR MAYBE BOTH! I GOTTA ASK HIM ABOUT THAT SLIME FLU!"

Plague Knight turned the Airship in the direction of Messorem's portal, trying not to scratch it on the buildings.

--Manor di Fieghan, Northwest Annex--

"HAHAHAHAHA! PREPARE TO FEEL THE PAIN..."

The clouds completely engulfed the trio.

"...OF DECEPTION!"

The clouds dispersed, revealing... nothing. Because that spell hadn't been an offensive spell, but a group teleport.

((And I had this planned from the beginning of the cast. Them Warlocks, man. They're tricky.))

--Manor di Fieghan, Reception Hall--

"Group Home Teleport. Nice one." The Marksman lowered his weapon. "We held him for as long as you wanted, boss."

"Of course. The plunder's all loaded, as well." Desmond cracked what could only be described as a quarter-smile. "Perhaps you'll receive a promotion. Now, RIFT CRYSTAL!"

Immediately, crewmen began firing up a large mechanism within the main mast of the ship. The ship began to float in the air, above the previously wrecked ceiling, as a large hole opened up above them...

--Kurduhm, Sewers--

"THIS IS THE TELEPORTER I USED TO ARRIVE IN KURDUHM. WITH AUTHORIZATION CODES PROPERLY APPLIED, IT WILL RETURN US TO THE MANOR." E-1 pointed toward a small machine in the corner; this was an emergency teleporter. But why was it in Kurduhm...

No matter. It was just what they needed. Zack stepped into the teleporter "All right. Sarah, I think we can both fit... Alf, can you stay on this end?"

"Ya sure? There might be somethin' dangerous in there."

"If there is..." Sarah pointed to a small red light bulb on the side of the machine. "We can signal to the other end. Then you can come through after us."

"Got it. Just watch yaselves in there, hear?"

"Hear!" Sarah stepped aboard. "All right, let's get this thing working."

"SETTING COORDINATES..."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 20:01

#1306

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

--Manor de Fieghan--

The android merely stood there, before sighing and lowering the light walls. "I never was much guard. Never had that programmed into me. Wait... was I programmed with anything?" He suddenly came to a realization. "Oh geez, what am I gonna tell E-1 when he comes back." Beat. "If he comes back, anyways."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 21:37

#1307

Hexlash

... AND WITH WILD ABANDON, DISREGARD TO EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN PREVIOUSLY, AND IN ALL CAPS, everyone got a cupcake. I lied about the all caps. I apologize.

(OOC(?):If this ruins anything, ignore it, I only read the OP and felt I should contribute.)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 21:43

#1308

Not-Argljing

Only one may give out cupcakes, and that would be me. *Gives out more cupcakes then Hexlash.*

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 21:50

#1309

Hexlash

I'm utterly flabbergasted. I-I-I kneel before the greater cupcake giver.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 03:57

#1310

Sonosuke

Holy Scrap! *bows to Cupcake-God* The One has arrived.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 08:10

#1311

Zhaver

((Doc i need a full

((Doc i need a full explanation on what the fuck just happened in your post STAT. Also who just began school?))

--Random high school--

Messorem looked over at the crowd, reached into his pocket and pulled out a key. He then tossed it into the portal and out of his other pocket he pulled a similar key throwing it on the ground before him. He looks over at the locker that Sir Barnaby Creavan Rossenbach III is atop.

"Get a invisibility field that hides your existence not just your body. People of high school I ask this at you! How meaningful was this boys life to you?"

Messorem then points down at Rantos's body (what's left of it that is)

"You still have a chance to safe him if you please. Grab that key and enter the portal save yourself and your friend. Others shall wait here and receive judgment. This as well as many worlds are facing a dire problem. I would know. My world was consumed by it. So here I stand offering you safty! Within this portal is a temporary fix to the on going problem. But a fix none the less. So I ask you, what are you going to do?"

Some of the kids just stood there confused about whats going on. A hushed murmur broke out in the crowed and some of them started going towards the portal.

--Exile--

"Park the dam ship and THEN come in before you break anything!"

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 08:33

#1312

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

((Actually, I love the cupcake idea.

EDIT: Ninjaaa'd. Ooooops. I'll get right on updating this post.

EDIT AGAIN: So, basically, in my previous post:
-Sir Barnaby Rossenbach III was introduced in the middle of the school
-Zack and Sarah went to their manor where Sonosuke's Android is
-Desmond's henchmen escaped the manor where Sonosuke's Android is
-Plague Knight took his airship, since I got a bit sick of waiting on Pi there))

--Random High School--

"Drat." Rossenbach faded his cloak; might as well leave the Sylfite Bracer in prime fighting condition. "You, there. Just what manner of power did you kill him with? And what manner of power do you propose to bring him back with? I've seen many strange things since the world-merge..."

--Mushroom Kingdom, Airship--

"Hey, King! And tactics guy!" Plague looked out the window. "You get one of these, too? They're DELIGHTFUL! HEEE HEEEEE!" Then Plague Knight got Messorem's message. "Oh. Okay." Plague Knight, slightly dejected, parked the airship next to the portal. "Hmm... where's the keys? Oh, hey, there's the keys!"

Plague Knight took the keys out of the airship, jumped out, and ran through the portal.

--Manor di Fieghan, Reception Hall--

The airship rose through the rift, and it quickly closed behind them. As it closed, a short conversation could be heard.

"CUPCAKES? I despise cupcakes."

"I'll take yours, then." Desmond began eating his own cupcake, taking the Warlock's with the other hand. "A perfect dessert to go with plunder, am I wrong?"

"I prefer pies, but..." The Marksman bit into his own chocolate cupcake. "This is delicious as well."

"I ATE MINE IN ONE BITE! WE NEED A CAKE!"

--Manor di Fieghan, Secret Room--

"SCANNING. PRESENT: ONE ANDROID, NORTHWEST ANNEX. HEY, THAT'S ONE OF THE NEW GUYS!"

E-1 turned to Zack, who was easing himself out of the teleporter. Sarah already climbed out. "THERE MAY BE THIEVES OR WILD ANIMALS. BE WARY."

"Of course." Zack looked once more at his Sylfite Gauntlet. "I'll wager the lower chambers haven't been touched, though..."

"Hey, Zack, how about these cupcake?" Sarah was munching on a vanilla cupcake. "Delicious!"

"Wait, what?" Zack looked at his hand. "A cupcake... Sarah, are you sure it's not poisoned?"

"Oh, please. If it is, we just bought like twenty Antidotes. I love how Antidotes are so... available!"

"Well... you have a point..." Zack bit into his own cupcake, then cracked open the hidden door, gazing into an empty Dining Hall...

--Kurduhm, Capitol Building Interior--

"I do wonder how the fight goes..." The Regent looked outside, then back to his men, who were... eating cupcakes?

"Man, Regent, these are good! Here, eat yours!"

"How did these... get in here?" The Regent shrugged. "No matter. It's not poisoned." The Regent began wolfing down the cupcake.

--Kurduhm, Capitol Building Exterior--

"That was... a close call."

Cecilia looked at her Blink Drive. "You said it, Walt. Turns out dark forces make my Blink Drive unstable... that explains the extreme heat when I pulled those kids out of time."

"Curious. Is this an effect of the rifts..." Helena held a cupcake in her hand. "Or is it simply divine providence? Or something else entirely... I MUST study this cupcake."

"Mmmmm! This is so sweet and tasty!" Amy wolfed her cupcake down. "Why don't we get any of these?"

"You desired cupcakes all this time? Why, Amy, you needed only ask, and I could have retrieved a dozen! Nay, two dozen!"

"All right, all right, you two. Remember, we've got to stay healthy... so two dozen is out of the question." Walton smiled. "But that fight warranted at least two cupcakes. To the worker goes the wages, after all."

"A mere TWO? Walton, fair Cecilia's exhausted herself, fighting to her limits in the name of JUSTICE! I propose that she should have access to five-"

"Two's fine, Dan. Thank you, though."

--Kurduhm, Qada's Hideout--

"Urgh! How did I mess that up?!" Qada shook his head. "No, no, nothing for it. I'll just figure out how those two got time residue all over them... what is this CUPCAKE doing here?!" Qada hurled it against the wall, enraged. "I DON'T WANT A CUPCAKE!"

--Kurduhm, Residential District--

"Did they... escape?"

"I think so." Serra looked at their pods. "Why would they land here, though? In the middle of a city with a huge army? Something doesn't feel right..."

"Serra... do you know where these pastries came from?" Erk stared at the cupcake in his hand. "Because... I can't possibly fathom... no sort of magic I've ever heard of..."

"What? Oh, what's this?" Cupcakes hadn't been invented in Elibe, and so Serra stared, curious, at the strange chocolate bready mass before her. "I... oh!" Serra pulled off the wrapper and bit into the cupcake. "Mmmm! Err, thiph iph deliphuph!"

Erk, shocked that Serra would talk with her mouth full, opened his own cupcake, staring in what could only be fascination. "What manner of confection is this?"

--Ashwood Forest--

Eta's cupcake fell on her head, serving as an impromptu hat as she went to investigate the screaming.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 09:40

#1313

Zhaver

--Random High School--As

--Random High School--

As Plague knight came through the portal Messorem closelined his and knocked him back into Exile. Messorem then held out his hand and a cupcake fell into it. He then proceeded to eat it. Once he was finished he began to speak to Sir Barnaby Creavan Rossenbach III.

"Good sir must you always be so rude to your guest. I am Messorem and I did not mean to kill him. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time ((Lie)) But he is still alive. Within this portal is a realm where the dead lie. He is simply in there waiting for us. And what is this about the world merge?"

--Exile--

"Green masked one. Do not be so hasty. Sit, I need you to do something for me. But first. I must tell you that you have become the second of my seven kings."

Messorem then passed Plague Knight a key.

"Use this to return to this dimension at anytime. Now then." Messorem then tosses a cupcake to Plague Knight.

"Sit down for a sec and enjoy."

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 11:32

#1314

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Random High School--

"Phew... you're gonna have to excuse me." Sir Rossenbach III shook his head. "It's been... a long day, to say the least."

"So. World merge, right. A while back, someone called... don't laugh... the Swag God merged multiple realms. Yes, that means there's multiple rifts between realms just floating around. And no, I didn't make that name up. I truly wish I did."

"Now, a portal... to a realm where the dead are? Just... what kind of dead? The damned? I'd hope it isn't the damned, because, well... you know what kind of people would end up in there..."

CRASH!

A massive stone fist crashed through lockers, sending shards of brick flying. Small dark-blue fire began licking through the walls.

"Crikey, he picked a lousy time to show up!" Rossenbach armed his Sylfite Bracer, causing it to begin humming, as a twelve-foot-tall man of stone knocked down more of the walls. "That's the Tollhaulauf I've been chasing down. Leave this one to me."

Massive humanoid statues with glowing blue crystal veins running down their bodies, Tollhaulaufen were Faerie-made constructs with one purpose: the destruction of just about everything in sight. In addition to their obviously deadly stone fists and feet, Tollhaulaufen could launch stones out of their arms, and commanded Doomfire, which would seek and slowly incinerate targets. Once, a single Tollhaulauf could almost assuredly level an entire city, and even in this age, the Tollhaulauf that had just broken the school's wall was a dangerous threat.

And Rossenbach had all its attention. "All right, you great rocky brute. Come at me!" Rossenbach quickly aimed his arm at the four dark-blue fireballs- the Doomfire- that had already come through the hole in the wall, and shot a beam of cyan light at each one, cooling the Doomfire before it could harm anyone.

"I said come at me, you overfed lawn ornament!"

--Exile--

"King? OH YEAH! Now I'm gonna one-up King Knight, too! He's not a real king, but GUESS WHO IS?! OHHH YEAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEE!"

Plague Knight stowed his key, then began eating his second cupcake. "Mmmmmmm... DELICIOUS."

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 12:00

#1315

Zhaver

--Random High School-- "Swag

--Random High School--

"Swag god? So I see..." Messorem looked over at the Tollhaulauf and chuckled. "Good sir you take me for a weakling? Allow me to show you the power of a god!"

Messorem then ran over to the Tollhaulauf warping behind it and launching a huge explosive full power at his back hoping to finish this in one blow.

--Exile--

Messorem looked over at Plague Knight. "I can see your very happy my son."

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 15:11

#1316

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((I've abandon Aurora, maybe she'll make a comeback in the future, but until then...

I feel this post is a bit lazy.))

--Mushroom Kingdom--

KoT got off, and went through the portal to Exile

Once Robin gets off, the Ship will say, “Error, Key to silently implode if removed was removed, bye bye,” then would silently imploded and left no evidence of it being there ever.

--Bowser's Castle--

"What the, it's Mario!" yelled the Shy Guy, wait, why was Mario here? Bowser hadn't stolen the Princess recently, which left one thing; Mario must be here to go Kart Racing with Bowser, or maybe play Golf or Tennis with him, that could be it. He would just have to check with Bowser first, so he ran off to check with Bowser.

--Random Highschool--

In all of a sudden, some sort of strange electronic net resistant to Doomfire and stuff was sent at the Tollhaulauf from behind, and if it gets the Tollhaulauf, it will do a complete scan of it before detaching and teleporting away afterwards.

--Kurduhm, Underground Vault--

“SCANNING COMPLETE,” said Scanbot, “AFTER HEARING FROM A DOCTOR, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT GILTITAN (IT’S THE ROBOT BY THE WAY, I GOT THAT INFO BY SCANNING IT IN CASE YOUR IQ IS LESS THEN 50, IN WHICH CASE YOU’RE EITHER INCREADIBLY STUPID AND YOU SHOULD KNOW IT OR REALLY YOUNG.) IS APPARENTLY HIGHLY RESISTANT TO FIRE DAMAGE BUT WEAK TO ICE DAMAGE. (AND JUST THROWING THIS OUT THERE THIS FOLLOWING INFO WAS NOT TOLD APON, BUT I WOULD ASSUME AND YOU SHOULD TOO THAT HE’S ALSO WEAK TO WATER DAMAGE AND VERY WEAK TO ELECTRIC DAMAGE, (Because of how conductible gold is) AND IMMUNE TO POISON DAMAGE. (Because it’s a robot) AS FOR OTHER DAMAGE TYPES, WHO KNOWS? DEFINITLY NOT YOU!) IN CASE YOUR IQ IS STILL LESS THEN 50, YOU CAN NOW LOOK BACK ON THAT INFO AT ANY TIME BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE CURSOR ONTO THE QUESTION MARK NEAR GILTITAN’S SPRITE, OH WAIT, YOU DON’T HAVE ONE, NERDS! NOW I HAVE NO ENEMIES LEFT TO SCAN, SO…” Scanbot turned towards DeRosa and started scanning him.

“Is that thing always like that?” asked the Inkling, spraying some more Ink at Giltitan.

“FOR YOUR INFROMATION, YES,” said Scanbot.

Cynthia used Arcwind while Lance used Giga Drill, which although armored units that take more damage from certain weapons that do extra damage to armored units don’t exist in the game Lance is in, Giga Drill would do extra damage because that Giltitan was an armored unit

--Kurduhm, Southern Wall--

Fancy Pants came running in chasing a slime minion who had stolen his ice cream cone. The slime minion jumped into the big slime causing his ice cream cone to go into the big slime, so Fancy Pants slashed the big slime with his pencil and the slime exploded into pieces, which went into the ground.

--Kurduhm, Library Wreckage--

Haisae ((I kind of forgot his name, I think that’s it)) looked at Luna with a scared face, a mumble was heard behind him near the ground.

--Ashwood Forest--

Red Mage looked at the Mighty Oak. He hadn’t planned to stay, but he guessed he would for that boss battle, so he used a quick confuse on it. As for Alex, he got out of the Tardis and said, “Hey, umm, whoever you are, why are you attacking us?”

--Completely Towerless Terrain--

"Wild Encounter?" Ailill said as he got up. He wasn't familiar with this term, what sort of thing was a wild encounter?

--Floralia, Artist’s Studio--

“I think there’s some stuff I should stay to see so I’ll stay behind,” said Samantha, really the reason she was staying behind was because she had once been on a warp star before and it wasn’t the most pleasant experience for her, plus she still didn’t trust pink Kirby.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 16:23

#1317

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Ashwood Forest, Place that has the Great Oak in it--

Theta was locked on to the Great Oak. Ignoring the sound of a cupcake landing somewhere next to her, Theta aimed the bullet right at its eye.

Then she responded to Alex: "Idon'tknowwhyallIknowisthatbigsisisrelyingonmetofightthisbigscarytreeshewentovertheretoinvestigatesomething." Theta's eyes darted between each of the adventurers (and Red Mage) in turn.

--Ashwood Forest, place that Eta and Upsilon were investigating the scream at--

"Okay, here we are..." Eta could hear something going on underground. "Is there a way to get underground?"

"Yeah, you take a shovel and dig up dirt with it."

"Very funny, Upsilon."

"Okay, okay, let's see..." Upsilon flew low around the area, searching for a cave entrance, or the source of the scream.

--Random Highschool--

The Tollhaulauf doubled over from the severe damage Messorem caused, then whirled about, swinging its fist and whiffing the air in front of Messorem.

As the net from nowhere took it by surprise, Rossenbach spotted something inside... "Good gravy, he blew open a hole to the core!" Rossenbach aimed his Sylfite Bracer at the Tollhaulauf's core, then used Gravitate to pull out the large navy-blue gem- the Tollhaulauf's Sylfite Power Core.

With its power source gone, the Tollhaulauf's veins and eyes stopped glowing, and the Doomfire seeping up its arms faded to nothing as its stone bulk crashed against the ground with a loud THUD.

Rossenbach tossed the core in the air. "Excellent. Geneve, would you be interested in a little jewelry?"

"You got the Tollhaulauf's core?" A voice echoed through a tiny metal device in Rossenbach's ear.

"I got the Tollhaulauf's core. Apparently the new guy really did feel like helping. Or maybe like showing off. Either way..."

"Okay, but don't let your guard down. He claimed to open a portal to a 'land of the dead', correct?"

Rossenbach nodded. "He did. I'll ask him about it- maybe, at least, we can save the kid."

"All right. In the meantime, I'll research what I can do with the extra Navy Sylfite..."

--Exile--

"Happy, for sure! Think about it. I've got an AIRSHIP! And I'm a KING! And I GOT TO BLOW THINGS UP! HEE HEE HEE! Also, this thing is delicious. SOOOO, what's the plan, boss man?"

--Kurduhm, Underground Vault--

((PSA: Borderlands 2's Corrosive weapons are not poison-based, but acid-based. There is no poison at all. Furthermore, within Borderlands 2, Corrosive weapons are the best choice against robots. Just clearing that up.))

"Mouse... cursor?" Wes shook his head. "What, you think you're in some kind of computer game?"

The Giltitan's red ball of energy formed into a large blob of magma. Its foot promptly stomped the magma, sending it flying everywhere.

"Gaah!" Wes ducked, while Skarmory and Jumpluff flew out of the way. Severa raised her shield, Claptrap hid behind Wes, and the Spy rolled behind a pile of gold, but they all got hit with a few searing droplets.

"Imagine if I could feel pain, minion!"

"Urgh!" Spy took cover behind a pile of gold, waiting for his arm to stop sizzling.

"Of course..." DeRosa took a brief look at the gold piles. They weren't being harmed. So the magma was enchanted...

"Skarmory, hit him with Steel Wing! Jumpluff, use Leech Seed!"

Skarmory flew straight at Giltitan, cutting it with his wings, while Jumpluff shot seeds onto its body that immediately began to sprout. Severa drew her hammer and charged, and Claptrap fired at the Giltitan's arm, causing some damage. Finally, DeRosa aimed Blizzaga at the Giltitan, blasting its leg with severe cold.

The spy began creeping back up on top of a gold pile. He'd get that shot in yet.

--Kurduhm, Southern Wall--

"A fine blow, sir! Now, let us be RID of this pest!"

Uther raised his hammer, then struck the ground where the slime fell, sending shockwaves down into the ground.

--Kurduhm, Library Wreckage--

"It's going to be all right. I'm right here. I'm your friend. Okay?" Luna squatted down, getting her eyes on Haisae's level. Then she heard something behind him.

"Hmm?" Luna looked behind Haisae for the source of the mumble.

--Completely Towerless Terrain--

"Random Encounters. Monster attacks, bandit attacks, monster bandit attacks..." The Princess stared at the sky. "They appear without warning, sometimes before anyone can act."

Lei Tency pointed toward the horizon. "To reach Rulze Loyere's palace, we must cross the Generic Plains."

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 17:53

#1318

Zhaver

--Random High

--Random High School--

Messorem looked back at Rossenbach. "Its a realm for heros who lost there life in the battlefield. God bless there soul. But before you can enter tell me who you are." He slowly walked over to Rossenbach. "And whos your little friend in the ear piece?" ((Just thought I would explain this, Messorem has the powers of all the Deus's))

--Exile--

"Show our guests a good time and try not to kill anyone got it?" Just as he said that some people started to enter.

--Kurduhm, Underground Vault--

Sonus landed on the ground, arms covered in the magma. "AHHHHHG! SHIT!

Desdia came up behind him and carried him to behind a pile of gold.

"This is why you dont get close dumass!"

"Shut up!"

Sonus then ran up to the Giltitan. Extending his leg and rapidly spinning around trying to land a hit on the Giltitan.

"My legs still work fine!"

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 21:00

#1319

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Random Highschool--

"He can hear me. Great, a stalker."

"Well, it seems he means well."

"Right. I'm Geneve Logan, assistant and spotter for Sir Rossenbach."

"Who, of course, is me!" Rossenbach extended his hand for a handshake. "Sir Barnaby Creavan Rossenbach III, son of Barnaby Creavan Rossenbach II and Lady Alexandra Hubbert, Sylfite Arm Wielder, and heir to absolutely nothing else of importance! Pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir."

"Now I know you can hear me, so hurry up and get that kid out of the portal! Honestly, am I the only one who cares about people?"

"I assume that it'll be done shortly. Bringing back a fellow from the dead takes time, and we'd rather he not make a hash of it, eh?"

"You have a point." Geneve sighed over the Harmonic Resonator (which was much more commonly referred to as 'the earpiece'). "And it is him that made the claim in the first place."

"Of course. Any more Tollhaulauves?"

"The term's 'Tollhaulaufen'. And no. That was the only one that leaked into that world."

"Jolly good. Now, we watch and wait." Rossenbach gestured towards the portal. "Go on, get him out."

(('Make a hash of it' essentially means 'screw it up'. In absolutely related news, I now know more British slang than I will likely ever need to.

...yes, I know, Rossenbach sounds Germanic in origin. Well, he IS Rossenbach III, so there's plenty of time for accents to have passed down from Rossenbach I.))

--Exile--

"Understood! Just let me know when you want somethin' blown up! KING STYLE! HEE HEEEE!"

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 21:10

#1320

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

--Random Highschool--

A net came from the same place the other net came from, wrapped around the deactivated Tollhaulauf, and took it away

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 06:05

#1321

Zhaver

--Random High

--Random High School--

Messorem raised his brow and slowly walked over to Rossenbach taking his hand and bringing him close.

"Forgive me if im wrong but I'm not sure you have the authority to give me orders. I must commend you for your abilities, what I saw back there did look like something. And you in the ear piece, I really dont like your attitude."

Messorem slowly walks over to the portal but stops right before he enters.

"Sorry about that it... just kind of came out. I will get Rantos as fast as I can."

Then out of the corner of his eye he saw a net drag the Tollhaulauf away. Messorem then started to pursue it. Just as he left Rantos came back out of the portal. (OR DID HE! BUM BUM BWAAAAAA!)

--Exile--

Messorem couldn't help but to laugh at Plague Knight.

"Your funny, you know that right? I will let you know. As a matter of fact."

Messorem then held out his hand and another portal appeared.

"Enter that realm and if you find anyone weaker than you but stronger than the average human then bring them in here. Just so long as you get them in here alive im fine with whatever else you do. Thank you."

Messorem stood back up.

"Now then where are you in all the dimensions? Phonum?"

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:43

#1322

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Random High School--

"'Twas not an order, sir. Merely a request!"

"Hmm. Are you going to investigate the one who fired the net?"

Rossenbach shook his head. "That fellow's already going off after him."

"Guess my 'attitude' drove him away. Huh."

Rossenbach shrugged. "I suppose we'll be seeing his like again... in the meantime!" Rossenbach turned to Rantos((?)) and asked, "Are you all right, sir? The one who killed you claims to have done so by accident, and he brought you back."

--Exile--

"Oohoohoohoohooo, sounds like FUN." Plague Knight practically skipped through the portal, wondering what manner of things he'd find on the other side.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 22:34

#1323

Zhaver

--Random High School--

Rantos looked down at his shoes. "Yes im fine."

((I literally could not think of anything else to post other then that))

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:52

#1324

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

--Floralia--

Orange let out a sigh of relief as a cupcake appeared on his head. "Thank goodness he's gone."
Joe shrugged, eating his. "I dunno, I was starting to take a liking to the green guy."
"No, not him." Orange popped his into his mouth. "I meant Kirby."

Joe turned to him, surprised. "What? You don't like him?"

--Manor de Fieghan, Kitchen--

The android went down to the Kitchen and found a cupcake. "And when did you get here?" He picked it up, examining the frosting and composition. "I don't remember the Manor being abandoned with cupcakes left here." He then overheard Zack and Sarah from past the Dining Hall, and peered inside.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:19

#1325

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((Hey Zhaver, are you going to say where the portal Plague Knight went through leads, if not, can I decide? I have a place in mind I want to send him to))

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:54

#1326

Zhaver

((Naw man, go ahead. I never

((Naw man, go ahead. I never said where it went cos I thought someone would want to but in and say where it lead.))

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:07

#1327

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((Ok, be ready Doctorspacebar, because I'm going to send Plague Knight to the deepest darkest place in the multiverse, it's so scary, that ghosts don't dare go near it. The land is monstrous, deadly, and most importantly, monstrous...))

--Candyland--

The land lie in somewhat ruin, tops of some lollipop trees were cut off, ashes covered the ground in very little places. Really the land really wasn't all that destroyed, but destroyed enough to the point that you could see something went through there. A tiny marshmallow creature lie shivering in fear of what happened watching as the portal from Exile apeared.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:02

#1328

Zhaver

((Oh ma god yes))

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:14

#1329

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((I'm sure Doctorspacebar is quivering in fear right now at the sound of the name of that demonic place.))

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:34

#1330

Zhaver

Flarp

((I know i am. Not even Messorem would go there #shamelesscharacterpromotion))

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 18:06

#1331

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Random High School--

"Excellent." Rossenbach turned toward where Messorem headed. "Geneve, any more of these overfed bogeys?"

"Nope. All clear."

"Excellent. I'll see to chasing the source of that net!

--Candy Land--

Plague Knight stepped out of the portal. HEEHEEHEEHEE! Bet the warriors here aren't PREPARED for the... level... of... weird... ness? Oh."

Even Plague Knight thought a world made of candy was some kind of crazy. But not for long. "Heeheeee! If I RULED this world, why, I'd be RICH. And think of the SCIENCE I can accomplish if I'M RICH!"

Plague Knight immediately hushed up and started plotting. "Hmmmmmmmmm. Can't use poison too much, 'cause nobody buys POISON CANDY. So that rules out EXPLODING anyone I'm not getting for Big Mess. MAYBE I'LL JUST BE MAYOR INSTEAD..."

--Manor di Fieghan--

Zack wandered into the dining hall. No corpses left... but hadn't some soldiers created a diversion here?

"Zack!" Sarah pointed at a strange android. "It's one of the automatons!"

"GREETINGS." E-1 moved toward the android. "ZACK, PLEASE LOWER YOUR SYLFITE GAUNTLET."

Slightly embarrassed, Zack lowered his Gauntlet. "Sorry. I'm a bit on edge..."

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 18:37

#1332

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

--Candy Land--

The Marshmallow creature looked up and saw Plague Knight, immediately, he yelled, "LOOK EVERYONE, A NEW FRIEND! YAY!" A bunch of Marshmallow creatures ran up to Plague Knight, one of them said, "Yay new friend, now we can have hugs together and eat candy together and enjoy a bath in hot chocolate together, foreeeeeever! Wee he he, I love new friends! Let me just go over the only 1 rule of Candy Land, new friend. You may never ever EVER leave, there's no reason to leave anyway! Now give us a hug new friend! Yaaaaaay!" the crowd of Marshmallow creatures proceeded to hug Plague Knight, "Just ignore the destruction around, it was caused by a not-a-friend. The citizens of Candy Land are working on catching this not-a-friend so she can't spread any not-friendliness and turn her into a friend!"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 19:45

#1333

Zhaver

Flarp

((I can already see where this is going XD))

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 04:59

#1334

Blizzardknightt

ETC ETC

-Bowsers Castle-

Mario and Luigi approached Bowser "Unhand the princess you!" Luigi yelled. "If you don't have her, your also 5 hours late to our Mario Kart game!" Mario said.

-Big Oak Boss Fight Ashwood Forest-

(Warning, rated T for a sexual reference that is actually in the EBF games. Viewer discretion is ad- WHO CARES NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE)
Natalia (Or was it Natalie? i forgot) Used a healing move, a magical cursor clicked on her #### and it jiggled. "Screw you" Natalia said to the cursor being held by Matt

-Investigation Scream Place-

While Matt and Natalia weren't looking, Anna ran over to the rest investigating the scream. "I have a shovel..." She said

-Sky-
(I forgot if i called it Tower Of dreams or something else, So this will do)
"Link i think i'll head back, i sense they have cupcakes" Kirby said dropping Link off at the Tower Of dreams and flying back

-Where The Rest Are-

"Hey guys I'm back!" Kirby said to Orange and Joe.

-Tower Of Dreams-

Link jumped off, the place was empty...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 07:36

#1335

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

--Ashwood Forest, where the scream was--

"Hey everybody," said Alex, slamming into a tree, "Sorry, I'm used to those being background objects. Anyway, why need a shovel or entrance to a cave, when you have THIS!" Alex pulled out a Picksaw which he randomly got between posts, "Now we don't need your shovel or cave entrance over there. NOW LETS DIG!" Alex began digging a 2x2 hole directly down.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 10:20

#1336

Blizzardknightt

Ashwood ForesT where The Scream Was

Anna pulled out dynamite and threw it in the hole Alex was digging "I was gonna dig a hole to throw these in but ok"

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 11:42

#1337

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Ashwood Forest, where the scream was-- (Can I have a location name other than this?)

"Are you... sure that's a good idea?"

Upsilon looked down into the hole. "That's some pretty fast digging. Hopefully he doesn't dig into anything hazardous, like some kind of underground poison sludge, or magma, or radioactive fallout or something."

"Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Upsilon, could you follow him down there?"

"Sure, why not?" Upsilon began flying down in case Alex needed to get back up quickly.

"WAIT, WATCH OUT, DYNAMITE!"

Upsilon flew to the side to avoid falling dynamite. "Hey, watch where you're throwing that!"

--Ashwood Forest, Great Oak area--

Theta nervously looked at the cursor through her scope. What was it?! And why was it being perverted?!

Keeping the weird cursor in the targets array, Theta locked on to the Great Oak again, then fired another shot from her Precision Cannon directly at its eye.

--Candy Land--

"EEEHEEEEE!" Plague Knight quickly adopted the cheery demeanor of the Marshmallow. "I'm just passing through, looking for a great place to take my MAD SCIEN- ahem, MAYORING skills. You see, I'm a King and a Captain already! But I also would like to be a MAYOR. Then, I'll be CAPTAIN KING MAYOR PLAGUE KNIGHT!"

Plague Knight looked down the road. "So, friend! Where does the Mayor go to GET ELECTED?"

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:55

#1338

Blizzardknightt

Ashwood ForesT

-Giant Tree Thing Boss-

Matt pulled out his sword and slashed at the Tree while natalia attacked the cursor.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 11:24

#1339

Sonosuke

((Frosty, everyone got a cupcake, including Pink Kirby. Send him back before I make Orange do something he's gonna regret.

Pi, did Samantha combust or something?))

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 14:28

#1340

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((No, she stayed behind with Orange and Knuckle Joe, why?))

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 16:21

#1341

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

((Oh, okay. Just making sure, since she hasn't said anything since Pink and Link (huehuehue) left.))

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 16:38

#1342

Zhaver

Hello

((Am I needed anywhere? Just wondering if anyones waiting for me.))

--Exile--

Messorem cringed to himself as he realised how much of a self-centered jerk his clone is making him seem like.

"Messorem clone one."

--Random High School--

"Dont call me that."

--Exile--

"I dont care what you dont want to be called. Your being a dick to someone you just met. He shows no signs of resisting yet so make friends."

--Random High School--

"Ok, ok fine, ill try to be nicer." Messorem waited till Rosenbach caught up with him. "Im sorry for being a dick to you, now lets go."

Messorem then darted off not wanting to face the man he just apologized to. ((Hes just too damn proud about himself.))

--Exile--

"Why are all my clones always dicks?"

((This spam was brought to you by my boredom))

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 07:39

#1343

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

((My apologies for the late response.))

--Random High School--

"'Tis quite all right, sir. We all have our bad days."

"Looks like he's having one of his days, too." Geneve sighed. "Well, guess that's that. Now we should get back to looking for the freak."

"Quintezzento?"

Geneve's voice grew cold. "Don't say his name. That sack of scum doesn't deserve a name."

"Ah... as you wish! 'Scumsack' shall be our term for him, then. I'll bring you this Sylfite. Then... off to locate Scumsack!"

Rossenbach headed toward the rift to his home world.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 17:20

#1344

Zhaver

--Random High School--

Messorem turned and ran towards Rossenbach. "Wait! Before you go allow me to wish you good luck." Messorem then extended his hand for a handshake and waited.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:26

#1345

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

--Random High School--

"Ah, yes, thank you." Rossenbach gladly accepts Messorem's handshake. "And to you, sir!"

Rossenbach continues on his way...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 19:47

#1346

Zhaver

Flarp

--Exile--

Back in Exile Messorem is now joined by Rantos. Rantos sat down beside Messorem and looked at him without saying a word to him.

"You need something Rantos?"

"Your clone gave him the genesis virus didn't he."

"Oh, did he now? How lovely."

Messorem then continued to eat his bowl of ramen that he got somewhere in between posts, then makes a shooing motion at Rantos.

"Whats going to happen to Rossenbach? Will he..." The words had a hard time leaving Rantos's mouth. "Die?..."

"No, not at all. Rossenbach will be fine. The genesis virus only infects those who come anywhere near the host body, it infects the weak of mind and makes them mindlessly follow only one name."

Messorem paused for a moment to eat some more of his ramen. As he gulped down the last of it he lied down and took a second to think.

"My clone seems to be acting on its own. The plan was to release the genesis virus on anyone who resisted me. Hes just using it for attack purposes. Mindless..."

Messorem stopped and quickly turned his head to Rantos.

"I don't remember giving you your emotions back. So why are you worried for Rossenbach?"

Rantos was unable to say anything. He just stood there silently, motionless.

"Thought so." With a snap of his fingers two almost human monstrosities came shambling out of the darkness. Rantos looked at both in horror. They were two of his classmates ((Oh nooooo. You probably didnt care about them anyways) They lunged at Rantos with the intent to kill. Rantos dodged them both and jumped out of the portal.

"Oh me oh my. Now I have two troubles to take care of."

((If anyone wants to add on to the Random high school place then nows the chance cos im thinking about doing like some kind of "time jump" there. Ya now just like cut a few years into the future or does anyone want to add something to that location?))

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 19:55

#1347

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((Forgot about this

Yeah, I'm going to do something there if the Messereom clone is still following the net))

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 19:59

#1348

Zhaver

Flarp

((He is indeed))

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 20:25

#1349

Crazee-Pi-Forum

--Random Highschool, Behind

--Random Highschool, Behind the Walls--

"A WINNER IS YOU!" shouted a totally mysterious figure in a cloak, "You win a piece of advice on how to rule the world a spoiled pig. You win because you are a sandwich who will be half aten and thrown in the trash, but with the advice you can be a full naughty sandwich. ((You probably don't know what he is saying right now so I will translate, he is basically saying that once Messorem's clone serves his purpose, Messorem will probably just destroy his clone and it will never live up to it's potential, of course that's just a prediction.)) With this advice you can have the world, universe, fury," a robotic hand extended from the ceiling, hand open, "Do you accept?"

Sat, 09/06/2014 - 05:45

#1350

Zhaver

...

((Pi, its almost scary how well this works out, yes I was going to have the original Messorem kill the clone but for different reasons. Its still going to happen but dang, nice prediction.))

Messorem looked at the hand extending from the ceiling.

"Hmmmm... your offer sounds interesting but I dont serve under others. Before I accept lets get one thing straight. I will be the one to become god. Not you or anyone else, explicitly not that copy back in Exile." ((He is referring to the real Messorem as a copy just in case you were confused.))

Messorem then extended his arm and took the robots hand.

((Hey are we waiting for anyone back in da vault? Or are you all waiting for me?))

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