Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:08
#1
Plasma aliens... Referencin'
Plasma aliens... Referencin' to Plasmanator and O.P.Lasma...
My random stories!
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Im tired so for awhilr this will be work in progress, but still these thkngs can be very silly! Like the shadow dragon being instant killed to Moola being turned into a chicken! Anything can happen in these random stories! if i make typos i am very sorry about that, but lets move to seasons and chapters
Season 1:The lost lands
1. The islands of chaos (meet Kian Slime Master and his 2 members to help defeat enemies)
2. An attack preparation (Kian starts an attack on the Dragonfire Peaks)
3. The WAR! (Attack on the ancient shadowdragon, name refers to Matikclockers game named The WAR!)
4. Whats up at the lunar lands?
5. PLASMA ALIEN INVASION!!!!!
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1. The islands of chaos
Meet Kian Slime Master, Kian-Slime-Lord and Titanium Destroyer
They are some people who love destroying their antagonists, Kian Slime Lord and Kian Slime Master are slimes but UVs dont work on them, whole Titanium Destroyer is a VERY destructive robot
The story
They were in there fortress, planning on something to do to destroy the ancient shadow dragon, but they needed some powerful weapons amd more destructive battle bots, who would they find? We wont know yet! Just wait and see, anyway tgey started a conversation
Kian Slime Lord:i think i remember some one i heard in my VERY cold hall
Kian Slime Master:Who is it?
Kian Slime Lord:Hmm...... Matikclocker
Titanium Destroyer:I remember that battle bot!
Kian Slime Lord: we should call him when we have the chance
Kian Slime Master:DO IT NOW
Kian Slime Lord:dude, we need to wait
Kian Slime Master:NOOOOOOOOW, you know what? Would you like to see the new system?
Kian Slime Lord:yes
Kian Slime Master:PLASMA IN THE SKY! *Mortars plasma onto Kian Slime Lord*
END OF CHAPTER 1 CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:15
#2
"Kian Slime Lord and Kian
"Kian Slime Lord and Kian Slime Master are slimes"
/Grabs Ach - ...Wait...
/Runs off to buy a shadow damage weapon
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 05:50
#3
WHA! PARTY ENDED!?
Vana destroyer i already said me and my steam account knight are IMMUNE to UVs and i forgot to mention shadow damage sadly HEALS them
@Matik well...... sort of..... there more like the Storm Drivers from Vortex Pillar from Terraria
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 05:42
#4
We call Lichens DYNAMITES because they are together.
'The party ended?!' is not the only Matik2002 quote.
Here are others...
'Gun them!', 'Do NOT let them capture our base!', 'If fighting should result in a win then FIGHT!', 'Who wants to rocket the flames?' and 'When a bunch of people are close together then we call them a DYNAMITE!' (Alt): 'Unless it's an atom!'
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:23
#5
@Kian
Did I ever say I was using a UV?
And, if shadow damage heals you/them, then
*Grabs my actually-in-game Volcanic Pepperbox*
*Rapid-fires charges in his face*
Don't try saying you're immune/healed by that. VPs deal normal damage. The entire point of normal damage is that nothing AT ALL is resistant/immune/healed by (or weak to) it.
*Blows up Kian*
*Crafts Mercurial set using drops*
And if you run away,
*Fires forum-game-only Machine-Epicannon*
*Fires charge attacks while Kian is distracted by the Epicannon*
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 18:50
#6
lol, just lol
Yes i know volcanic pepperbox is normal danage but my 56 trillion health makes anything you try not really work on me, only one weapon can defeat me and you dont have what it takes to possess it, I AM MASTER, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:52
#7
CHAPTER 2. An attack
CHAPTER 2. An attack preparation
Meet Skipper, an Ultimate knight who has destroyed even the strongest enemies and was employed by Spiral HQ to investigate the apocrea lands, onto our story now!
THE STORY
Skipper:we need someone stronger for this encounter....
Kian Slime Lord:We need Matikclocker! *KSL calls Matikclocker*
Kian Slime Master:FINALLY
Matikclocker:i received your request, an assault on the shadow dragon, eh...
KSL:yep
Matikclocker:what are we waiting for?
CHAPTER 3. The WAR!
KSM:LETS GO!
Matikclocker:woah, that thing is HUGE
The Shadow Dragon notices the Trio
Shadow Dragon:you cannot defeat me.......
The Shadow Dragon flies high up in the air and dives toward Matikclocker, but..... Matikclocker used subatomic machine cannon and very quickly destroyed the shadow dragon
--30 minutes later--
KSL:Phew.......
KSM:that was almost our end!
Matikclocker:relax, guys, he's dead
KSL:*heavy breathing*
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 23:26
#8
Peh.
Things get boring when the slimes are immune to everything with Godzilla health. It makes people lose interest, so at least give an actual comeback. =|
Oh, but here's a wild attempt.
(Teddysmacker hits the forum slimes with a normal damage banstick 999,999,999,999,999,999 times.)
I actually have the patience to do that considering I did straight Vanaduke for a week. #NoLife.
Sun, 08/23/2015 - 02:47
#9
Terrible.
This cannot be redeemed. Terrible.
Sun, 08/23/2015 - 09:17
#10
WHA! PARTY ENDED!?
@Fight-Beetle as Matikclocker stated, you are no longer aloud in my threads
@Teddsmacker please dont make me move this to the arcade and make it a battle, these are stories, not fights
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:43
#11
@Teddysmacker but....... i use my SUHDB on you to insta kill you before you can even twitch, we are still friends, but please dont be trying to kill me in a stories thread
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:40
#12
@Kian
Because he's a trojan that did nothing, you need to distract him first.
(What does SUHDB mean?)
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:50
#13
(SUHDB is short for Super Ultra Horror Death Blade)
Also, i teleported behind Teddysmacker for a kill, so... yeah, and he had no chance to turn around
Fri, 08/28/2015 - 13:33
#14
Phone call from
Matik2002
(Accept) (Deny)
Matik2002: I AM HUNGRY! GIVE ME STORIES OR NERFHAMMER!
*Deeeeeeemaa...*
*Nerfhammer sounds play*
NOW!
[Matik2002 hangs up]
{Conversation time 5 seconds}
Fri, 08/28/2015 - 13:58
#15
KSM:Dont worry Matik2002, i will eventually continue the stories *hang up*
Sat, 08/29/2015 - 04:23
#16
...
here's a story of my own:
once upon a time i do not like you THE END
Thu, 09/03/2015 - 05:22
#17
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@Fight-Beetle you are now banned from my threads, any of my or Matiks threads you post on will result in me ignoring the post
@Matik the NerFhamMeR is useless on me.
Thu, 09/03/2015 - 14:51
#18
I whack the Nerfhammer with the BuFf HaMmEr, making it able to work on you. I then take the Nerfhammer and whack you with it.
I also made my own story, too: Once upon a time, I don't like you. The End.
Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:34
#19
You do realize that if you
You do realize that if you hit NerF hAMmEr with a BuFf HaMmEr then an implosion will be created unbalancing everything?
Also, looks like all your stories are troll stories to insult Kian.
Well, I also made a troll story: Once upon a time, Fight-Beetle and Vanaduke-Destroyer were burnt. END!
Fri, 09/04/2015 - 16:27
#20
Once upon a time, Matikclocker accidentally said "Plasma in my face!" instead of "Plasma in your face!". His face blew up. The End
Fri, 09/04/2015 - 22:09
#21
Nanonizer was right, Vanadude-Controller!
Get out of this thread before you will pollute this thread with shame stories.
Sat, 09/05/2015 - 06:14
#22
Remember, don't shoot food.
This thread was honestly already polluted with bad stories before they came in.
Sat, 09/05/2015 - 09:10
#23
ERROR, Nanonizer never posted in this thread. Please try again later
Sat, 09/05/2015 - 14:08
#24
A new Nanonizer version is avaliable!
Version 1.255 brings Nanonizer an ability to:
- Create threads
- Create stories
- Less bugged repair
- Leeching
- RHD (Remote Heal Detonator, AKA Heal Destroyer)
To see post by Nanonizer update your firmware inside your system drives to version 1.1.
Yeah Vanadude, I didn't post, but now your system is outdated.
Please update to talk to me, otherwise your face will be corrupted by the Swarm.
Sat, 09/05/2015 - 14:17
#25
I deflect the Swarm.
The Swarm bounces to a Lord Vanaduke, turning it into a Darkfire Vanaduke.
*Updates Nanonizer version*
Sat, 09/05/2015 - 14:20
#26
Thank you for updating
Thank you for updating Nanonizer!
Also one of short stories.
Once upon a time, Nanonizer was deconstructing a ship.
Shadowdragon accidentally spawned inside and was deconstructed.
The end. Gotcha?
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 23:29
#27
Time to NANOROCK this thread!
When next part?
Fri, 09/11/2015 - 05:39
#28
speaking of that.
Chapter 4, whats up at the lunar lands?
Kians Nemesis will be seen here, The Shadowboss himself!
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THE STORY
Shabowboss:The D.E.B will be ready any second.............
KSM:oh no.......
KSL:HES GONNA DESTROY THE LUNAR REACTOR!!!!!
Titanium Destroyer:PREPARE REACTOR DEFENSES!
Titanium Destroyer activates the Fusion Shield which has several turrets around it
The Shadowboss arives
Shadowboss:PREPARE TO SAY BUH BYE TO YOUR HOUSE.....
Shadowboss fires but..... The Fusion Shield deflected his D.E.B and once more banished him!
Chapter 5, PLASMA ALIEN INVASION!!!!!!! Coming Soon
Sun, 09/13/2015 - 19:56
#29
I could write better.
Challenge me.
Mon, 09/21/2015 - 16:45
#30
...
@Fight-Beetle NO. You better leave. If you dont. I'll have to mail you with my in-game character (Kian-Slime-Lord)
Mon, 09/21/2015 - 18:24
#31
It's already begun
Tue, 09/22/2015 - 01:40
#32
Megabot...MEGABOT!!!
@Fight-Beetle your Spec Ops have been dismantled!
@Kian Next chapter? Plasma Launchers won't detonate itself!
Tue, 09/22/2015 - 22:35
#33
@Nano
Your Bombhead Mask has been dismantled!
Or do you call it a Nanohead Mask?
Just Nanohead?
...Never mind.
Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:23
#34
@Nanonizer Chapter 5 Wont be out for awhile because it will take alot of thinking....
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wed, 09/23/2015 - 17:18
#35
@kian
>will take thinking
yeah right it takes a lot of thinking to write a half made excuse of a CHAT LOG.