Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR

Timmy walks up to your stall. He wants to buy a tasteless cake for $1.95.
You have $0.05.

What do you do?
Sell - Sell the cake like a skrub.
Dark Magik - Catastrophic evil spell that does up to 9999 damage.
Attack - Locked.
Haggle - Locked.
Kidnap - Locked.
Refuse - Tell your customer that their price sucks and to get lost.

I tell cheapstake to get lost before I use my Dark Magik because I'm not selling a whole cake for the price of a slice.

Oh right...
You got 1 new letter today.
if u kil thr nehborhud buly I giv u 20 bux

The neighborhood bully, Steve.
"Hey punk, give me that cake slice or I'll beat you up!"
Give - Wuss.
Dark Magik
Refuse

Tell him that if he values his life then he should pay me instead.

Steve laughs and eats the Tasteless Slice. Without paying!

I use Dark Magik on Steve.

Dark Magik chooses a random Dark Spell. Black Dragonfire was used on Steve.
Steve took 3756 damage.
Steve took 3339 damage.
Steve took 4071 damage.
Steve took 9561 damage. (Critical)
Steve died.
Loot
Money - $1
Poking Stick - Enables Attacking people.

Day End
You leveled up. You can select a cool skill.
Haggle - Increase the buyer's price by up to 50%. Might not work.
Analyze - Determine the richness of a person and decide if you want to kill them.

I vote for Haggle. Not really a fan of going willy nilly killy spree-ly.

Probably going to go for haggle too.

You got 2 new mail.
thanx 4 kilig stev bt I don have enuf mony
Obtained $0.20.
I bought groceries today, and I heard you were selling cakes so I bought you some cake mix!
Obtained Cake Mix.
Inventory
Cake Mix
Poking Stick
Money $1.25
Abilities
Dark Magik Lv 2
Haggle Lv 1
Cooking Lv 1
TIP: You're an amateur, so Cake Mix will only yield two cake slices.
--Day 2--
No customers yet. The girls on the other side of the street decided to open an Orange Juice stand.
You can either
Cook Cake or Intimidate Girls for Opening a Business Near Yours

Cook some cake.

I imagine they won't be too much of a problem as long as they don't start selling cake.

Congratulations. You gained 1 cooking level!
You obtained 2 Tasteless Slices.

Timmy walked up to your stall. He wants to buy a Tasteless Slice for $1.90.
Their Smartness - 15/100
Your Charisma - 40/100
What to do?
Sell
Haggle
Refuse
Attack
Dark Magik (Cooldown)

Haggle.

You tell Timmy that the price for an entire cake is $30, and that each slice is an eighth of the cake. He doesn't know what you're saying, so you just tell him that it costs $3.50. He believes you.
Sold Tasteless Slice for $3.50. Your current balance is now $4.75.

A policeman comes by and asks you about a missing boy named Steve. Little does he know that you dragged his burnt corpse into your dusty attic.
What is your response?
Snarky
Innocent
Are-You-Serious
Confused

Confused

You tell him that you don't know anyone named Steve, because you just stay inside or operate your business.
He just tells you to go outside more.
You asked him if he wanted to buy some cake, but he said he's not gonna eat Tasteless pastries.
"Kid, go get some Vanilla or nobody is gonna buy that stuff."
You received $3.00. Your balance is now $7.75.

The Lemonade shop assistant wants to buy a Tasteless Slice for $1.80.
Their Sass - 50/100
Your Charisma - 41/100
What will you do?

I try for $2.50 but if she gets up in my grill (do kids still say that?) I'll back down because she looks dangerous, even if all she does is sell beverages

She thinks that you're a complete jerk and walks away. Your Friendliness Level has been changed to 4/10 (-1).
A cloaked stranger comes to your stall (4 feet away). He tells you that if you give him your last cake slice, he'll teach you the secrets of haggling.
Their Charisma - ??/100
Your Charisma - 41/100
Accept - What could go wrong? You have your poking stick.
Modify - Advice first, Cake second.
Refuse
Attack

Modify.

If he says no to the modification then change to accept, as we can always buy more cake mix.

^^^^^^^^

What could go wrong?

Still keeping my stick at the ready (nothing too obvious you understand)

P.S. Are we supposed to be keeping track of our stats, or are you doing it Blaze? because I have no idea how much cake we have left

@Inquisitive-Ego I'll show you your inventory at the end of every day, and I'll show you your current money whenever lose or gain money.

The stranger accepts with a slight chuckle. He tells you a bunch of convincing tones that make you sound smarter. Then he crams the cake into his mouth. Your Charisma is now 52 (+11).

Day End
You leveled up. Now you can select a cooler skill.
Control - You have a 25% chance to save an ingredient when combining it with a cake.
Counter - Intimidate anyone that tries to attack you.
Inventory
Money - $7.75
Poking Stick
Daily Cake Mix
Shop
NOTE: Prices will temporarily change to 'Unflavored Prices' for 2 days tomorrow.
Cake Mix - $3.00
Chocolate - $5.00
Vanilla - $7.00
TinFoil - $7.50
Suspicious Chocolate Cookie - $1.00

Buy some chocolate and spend the rest on cookies. Mix the daily cake mix and the chocolate together to make chocolate cake.

Counter.

Inventory
Money - $0.75
Cake Mix
Chocolate Flavoring x4
Poking Stick
Raisin Cookie (Disguised) x2

Mick wants to buy a Chocolate Cookie for $1.20.
Their Intellect - 30/100
Your Charisma - 52/100
Sell
Haggle
Delay - Tell him to come back later, because you want to cook cake, and you are too sluggish to instantly sell the cookie to him.

Haggle.

As soon as we get the opportunity, make chocolate cake.

You settled on $1.35. You sold the cookie. You now have a balance of $2.15.
You had some free time, so you cooked 3 slices, making 3 Mostly Tasteless Slices.
You combined chocolate flavoring with a the slices, making 3 Chocolate Slices.
Chocolate Slices sell for around $4.00 each.

The Lemonade Stand Owner wants to buy a Chocolate Slice for $4.00.
Their Sass - 75/100
Your Charisma - 52/100

Sell.

Where is said lemonade stand because I don't remember you ever mentioning one.

3 minutes ago...
"I literally just-"
1 minute ago...
"...sigh. I keep forgetting that its orange juice."

*cough cough* You sold the cake. Friendliness level raised to 5/10. Your balance is now $6.15.
You received one letter.
Yo punk, we are coming for you.

A guy asks you for Lemonade. What is your response?

You hear a voice coming from the heavens.

"Hello there mortals.
I have noticed you were selling these so called "cakes" to customers. Such a disgrace that is, selling such inferior desserts. I, however, can use my powers to give you the ability to bake the tastier of desserts, CUPCAKES. Unfortunately though, it might take me a while to get it ready, and I have to get permission from your mortal lord, Blazecat, before I can give you this ability, which, by the way, is a completely ridiculous rule considering the fact that I'm technically a god. If everything goes well it should be ready by the end of today."

Tell him that there isn't any lemonade here, though there is a orange juice stand across the street, and if he gets orange juice he should also get some cake to go with it.

Hey Cupcake-God, is it sacrilege to say that I'm a muffin kinda guy?

He doesn't care about either. What a waste of time.

Day End
You didn't level up.
Inventory
Money - $6.15
Chocolate Slice
Poking Stick
Chocolate Flavoring
Daily Cake Mix
Shop
NOTE: Unflavored Prices are in effect!
Cake Mix - $1.50
Chocolate - $5.50
Vanilla - $way2much4you
Tin Foil - $8.00
Raisin Cookie - $0.75

Yo guys, how does it all work?

I clean the bakery up.

You clean the bakery up (a crappy street stall) and kill anyone that tries to steal.

EVENT: While you were thinking about your business plan in your room you hear a ruckus outside. Two hooligans are trashing your stall and the Orange Juice stall too! Those no good *bleeeeeeeeeep*!

What do you want to do?
Dark Magik - Catastrophic evil spell that casts a random Dark Elemental Spell.
Talk - Assume that they'll listen to basic manners.

But I cleaned it a while ago!
Dark Magik?

Talk.

If they attack us we have counter.

They're not interested in talking, and they think that you killed Steve. One of the Thugs tries to attack you, but you dodge and punch his Butterfly Knife out of his hand.

Fight
Thug 1 - 100% HP
Thug 2 - 95% HP, Intimidated, Disarmed
You - 100% HP

Evilmancy
Dark Magik
Stickomancy
Whap - lol
Channel - Cannot be used yet.

If it fails or not charged then whap. what? whap?

Dark Magik randomly casts Scythe.
Thug 1 takes 0 damage.
Thug 1 died.
Thug 2 attacks you, dealing 14% damage.
What now?
Whap
Channel - Dark elemental attack, weaker than Dark Magik.

Grab the knife Thug 2 dropped and stab him.

Thug 2 took 124% damage.
Thug 2 died.
You win!
Day End
You leveled up. You can now select a pretty cool perk.
Chef Hat - Increases Cooking and Charisma.
Fake Moustache - Increases Charisma and Cooking.
Inventory
Dangerous Objects are given to your older brother at the end of the day. He'll sell them at the pawn shop overnight and give you a small cut. But it's too late, so he'll sell them tomorrow.
Money - $10.15 (+$4.00)
Poking Stick
Chocolate Slice
Chocolate Flavoring
Raisin Cookie (Disguised)
Switchblade
Butterfly Knife
Shop
NOTE: Unflavored Prices are in effect!
Cake Mix - $1.50
Chocolate - $5.50
Vanilla - $8.25
Tin Foil - $8.00
Raisin Cookie - $0.75

I will pick the fake moustache. Gentlemen.

Then I try to find a stove to bake more cakes. Do we have a stove though?

Not anymore, I'ma try and sell it and use the money to help buy a better one.

@Matik - You use your parents' stove because it's the best one. That you have.
Moustache has increased Charisma and Cooking.
You also learned Cupcakeomancy, which can be cooked in sets of 3 from 1 Cake Mix!

Cooking Lv3 - Cake Mix will now yield 4 slices. All Generic cakes will also become Mediocre Cakes, which cost more than Tasteless.

Unnamed Person wants to buy a Chocolate Slice for $4.15.
Their Intellect - ??/100
Your Charisma - 62/100

Sell the chocolate slice before buying tin foil and cake mix, then make the cake mix into cupcakes and use the chocolate flavoring on them.

In the time that you cooked 2 Mediocre Cupcakes and 1 Chocolate Cupcake, you ignored Timmy's pleading for a cookie.
You bought the Tin Foil. New weapon acquired. Your balance is now $6.30.

The Orange Juice stall manager asks you what happened last night, she seems to be pissed about something.
What is your response?

Tell the manager that the thugs were throwing trash at our stalls, but we managed to stop them from throwing more of the trash.

The manager notices a slight amount of blood near your stall and decides to excuse herself.

Unnamed stranger wants to buy a Chocolate Chip Cookie for $1.00. He looks hungry.
Their Intellect - 50/100
Your Charisma - 62/100

I'm in a giving mood, I sell it to him for $0.90

Bah!

Sell it for $0.80 because why not.

Bah!

Use a poking stick on myself because double post.