Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR

You settled at $0.85, which the skrub eagerly purchases. He opens the wrapper, only to find out that it's a Raisin cookie! He demands a refund.

What 2 do
-Knock him out, then steal all of his money.
-Give him a refund for the cookie.
-Give him the middle finger.
-Tell him No Refunds.

Tell him that he should be happy because he won't be hungry. And to check out the Orange Juice stall on the way.

Regarding refunds, he will only get refunded 50% the price. I must to talk with Inquisitive and Crazee Pi about the refund policy.

You refunded him 40¢. You now have $6.70.
He walks away, nibbling the cookie; obviously avoiding the raisins.

Timmy wants to buy a Vanilla Slice for $6.00.
You have 0 Generic Slices.
You have 0 Vanilla Slices.
You have 0 Cookies.
You do however, have one bag of cake mix.
Use it on Cupcakes or Cakes.

@Matik
For further reference, if prefer Ego as a nickname. Other than that the refund policy is fine by me.

I make a slice, sell it to him, then go and buy some more cake mix.
How much is Orange Juice btw? I'm thirsty

You scammed Timmy. Your balance is now $12.70 and you have 2 Generic Slices plus 1 Chocolate Slice.
You bought Cake Mix for $1.50 (25% off). Your balance is now $11.20.

Orange juice is sold for $1.00 each.

I'll buy a bunch of orange juice (I'll save a little bit, but otherwise buy as much as I can) then remove the sign to the orange juice store.

OK GUYS STOP DIRECTING CUSTOMERS OVER THERE I'VE TAKEN OVER MANAGEMENT OF THIS CAKE STALL.

We scammed Timmy?! He wanted to pay $6 by his own will kappa.

I buy 2 more Cake Mix in case of need of baking cookies and cupcakes. And muffins if possible. Then I make the sign into a big arrow sign writing "Cake Stall [insert brand name here]"

Possible suggestions:
- Cake Stall
- TopCake's
- Cakemporium
- Cake4Days

I slap Inquistitive and make him put the sign back.

(I have a plan for them that will result in us getting their orange juice stand and other possessions in a less suspicious way, but we have to get friendliness up so that we can make them sign a contract.)

You bought 2 Orange Juices and 2 Cake Mixes. Your balance is now $6.20.
After arguing about the sign you decide to leave the sign and buy a poster board for $0.50.
Your balance is now $5.70.

What should you write on it? The poster should likely include:
1 Big Fat Title
1-3 Illustrations or Paper Cutout Pictures
1 Phrase thingy
1 Something that makes the poster look better

A giant smiley face on it along with a knife next to a cake that has a slice cut out of it.

When it's truly a wonderful day we can erase the cake and replace it with a dead body.

Day End
Inventory
Cake Mix x2
Daily Cake Mix
Generic Slice x3
Cupcake x2
Chocolate Cupcake
Tin Foil
Orange Juice x2
Money - $5.70

You leveled up. Learn a frign skil
Early Bird - All of your cake mix is cooked at the start of every day. If you have 0 Cupcakes, make a batch of Cupcakes.
Tip Jar - Haggle is increased to Level 2.

I think I will go with Early Bird cuz why not.

Your Money - $6.95 (+$1.25 from Pawn Shop)
Shop
NOTE: Unflavored Prices are in effect!
Cake Mix - $1.50
Chocolate - $5.50
Vanilla - $8.25
Raisin Cookie - $0.75
Perks
Comb - $2.00
Increases Attack and Charisma.

Buy the comb and some raisin cookies.

Where did the cupcakes from earlier go?

cough

@Crazee-Pi
As I keep saying, I prefer Ego as a nickname

I paint "Now under new management, jobs available" On the sign

I go out and hire some Skrubs to work for me.

Hello? I hear you're hiring.

Inventory
Generic Slice x12
Mediocre Cupcake x2
Chocolate Cupcake
Tin Foil
Orange Juice x2
Raisin Cookies x2
Money - $3.45
Skills
Charisma - 72/70 (Actually has a max of 70 now. Stats have no benefit from going over max.)
Dark Magik I - Catastrophic spell that deals up to 9999 damage.
Haggle I - Battles your opponent with your Charisma stat. The customer can be charged for up 50% more.
Counter - Intimidate anyone that tries to attack you.
Early Bird - All cake mixes are cooked at the start of the day. If you have 0 Cupcakes then you make 1 batch of those.
Speechcraft - You sound smarter. Charisma raised by 10.
Moustache - A good chef has a good moustache. Charisma raised by 10. Cooking raised by 1.
Comb - Looking good. Charisma raised by 10. Attack raised by ??.

I attempt to forge a hat from the Tin Foil. Your alien mind waves won't touch me now! HA!

You turned an entire sword made of tin into a hat.
You received the Tin Foil Hat perk! Defense and Anti-Mind Control raised by ??.

Stranger wants to buy a Cupcake of any kind.
Your Intellect is a little higher. You'll now be notified of price differences.
Mediocre - $2.65 (100%)
Chocolate - $4.00 (100%)
Their Intellect - 55
Your Charisma - 72/70

Not sure if to haggle this skrub or to sell him the chocolate slice.
I am leaving it up to ya guys. Blaze, pls don't post until someone has decided.

I talk with Delecated about the job offer.

A survey for Delecated to answer

Have you, at any point in your life, made a cake/cupcake? (Y/N)

Have you ever sold an item of food? (Y/N)

Do you own a copy of the local health&safety regulations? (Y/N)

What is your opinion on the subject of Orange Juice politics? ___________

Matik or Crazee-Pi or someone can decide then based on Delecated's answers

As for the cupcake's. I'll sell him the chocolate for the price of the Mediocre if he throws in that positively dashing bowler hat.

Have you, at any point in your life, made a cake/cupcake? (Y/N)
Yes.
Have you ever sold an item of food? (Y/N)
No.
Do you own a copy of the local health&safety regulations? (Y/N)
No.
What is your opinion on the subject of Orange Juice politics? ___________
w/ Pulp.

I express interest in starting a delivery service.

@Delecated
Welcome to the Circle friend (and no I don't mean Circle of Magic the guild)

@Doctorspacebar
Why not? Hey Blaze, do we have the cash on hand to throw up a website for convenience in ordering? I think going online would be a huge boost for the business

@Ego - That'll be a perk.
@Delecated - gud job

He ain't buying. $4.00 for Chocolate or no deal.

Wait! They can't be hired, they haven't answered the most important question yet?

Are you good at getting away with murder? (Y/N)

Hey, Delecated! Crazee Pi's question is optional, it won't affect your job.

Attempt to haggle that guy.

He doesn't approve of your double haggle and leaves.

Timmy wants to buy a Generic Slice for... $16.00?
Their Smartness - 41
Your Intellect - 55/200

He doesn't approve of your double haggle and leaves.

Timmy wants to buy a Generic Slice for... $16.00?
Their Smartness - 41
Your Intellect - 55/200

(It seems like a good deal, but I'm too much of a cake-selling n00b to make decisions. So I'll leave this choice to you.)

Ask him to prove to us that he has $16 first.

Prepare my Grabarm. (1. I am a robot, 2. Grabarm is one of my arms which can grab others)
And sell the Generic Slice to him. In case he tries to escape/gives insufficient funds then catch him and force him to pay otherwise he will face the Dark Magik. Unless he doesn't have any money left, in that case let him free and tell him sorry.

By the way, I registered the stranger who left because of double haggle on my watchlist, should he return then Dark Magik him instantly.

I walk into the streets with a big placard (or a scribbled note on A4) to advertise.
I take Matik with me, just in case I get mugged. Crazee-Pi stay here and keep Delecated under control (sorry, Delecated but you're new)

Whoops forgot about you Doc, you...uh...run some numbers?

Matik, that probably isn't a very good idea to kill someone just because we didn't sell anything to them.

Also I doubt you have one of those arms in this world.

Have you noticed that Timmy has been our only returning customer? If that kid dies, it's very likely that we'd go bankrupt.

Timmy's muny
$3$3$3$3$3$1

Sell the cake to this skrub and after that I go with Ego.

*Walks into the stall*

Hey guys! Sorry I've been away awhile! whats shaking?..............................................................................................................................................................................Oh....No one's here except for Matik. Welp, come My robotic companion! I, the Morellomancer (Morello=mushroom, mancer=suffix for wizard) shall guide us through the maze of streets! Oh btw...Blaze, how big is this town?

@Matik - You got scammed...
@Inquisitive - You are in a crappy neighborhood of craziness on Cripple St.

Erm...So New Orleans? Right, I cover the sign in plastic gold chain necklaces THEN go out and advertise.

We scammed 6.00
Timmy scammed 16.00
Aggro sum: 10.00

Scam evaluation: 10.00

I am not wrecking people on the aggro sum, only beyond the sum.
I shrug it off.
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I look around the neighborhood.

How did we get scammed? Timmy had the money.

Brilliant Idea! I find a photocopier and make as many copies of the sign as possible, then use them to board up people's windows...

GENIUS

Three dollar bills don't exist. Well, they're not really around...
You now have $4.45. You weren't scammed that much...

Reynold wants to buy a Chocolate Slice for $4.20.

So Timmy scammed 15 dollars.
Aggro Cap: $9.00
Neh.

I observe everything around Ego to see if anyone is gonna attack.

I take a break to stop by the orange juice store and discuss a promotion that involves cake+free drink and vice versa.

Reynold is still buying.

You need names. From now on, I dub you three as Matik, Earl, and Pickles.
You learned the names of the orange stand owner and assistant. They are Katie and Sarah respectively.

Katie talks about random advertising crap to Earl.
Matik noticed Sarah winking at Earl.

clarification pls! I'm aware who Matik is, but erm

@Ego - You r erl, unles u want to chanhge naem
@Pipipipipipipipipipipipi - you are pickles