King of the Hill

I push you off, now i am the second KotH!

I come up and throw you down the hill in a sack of rocks.

EXECUTING P.I.S.T.O.N... PUSHING INTER SPACE TOMB ON NEBULA...
P.i.s.t.o.n pushed you out. Now I am the king.

I push Matik off of the Hill.

IM THE KING OF THE HILL!

I take my Hammah which I took from Pipipipi way back when and Hammah you off the hill.

I then set up a KotH FORT: Fortress Of Redoubtable Tenacity.

I use my other HAMmer to destroy the fort and take the hill.

@Karpinsky I'm sorry, who are you?

I kick you off! IM KING OF THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DP AGAIN!GWguyerrgrtuh890tg

I smack Galax, then I cover my self in really heavy stuff that's so heavy it will prevent me from moving, so I physically can't get off the hill.

I get a rocket launcher and blast Pi off the hill. Then I get on the hill. MY HILL!

The weight prevents me from being blasted off the hill.

You attempt to get on the hill but there is no room for you. I light you on fire and blow your ashes away.

Pi, read the rules. Since lighting me on fire= killing me, your post did not happen so i am still king of the hill.

It seems perfectly fine that you can fire a rocket at me.

Also, technically I am still king.

but the rocket didn't kill you since you had the armor on. But wutevr, be like that...
I push you off the hill, you slide and hit the ground hard because of your armor, but you do not die.

I AM KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Pipipipi I'm an alt of someone else who posted a while back.

Anyway, I exile you (Gbot) to the Apocrean Void via Dark Ritual.

You fail the Dark Ritual because I Push you in the void instead. Then I remain king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Galax I specifically mentioned you cannot push me because I am too heavy, so technically I am still king.

no permanent kingship. This is a rule.

I'm not being a permanent king, I'm point out that I specifically said that it would be physically impossible for you to push me from my spot, meaning you have to find some way other way to get me off the hill.

I use a tractor and push you off.

I used the same ritual to get myself back. I now use a tranquilizer, knock you both out, and take you to the Valley on the Other Side of the World. I am now KotH

I go into rage mode because you put your disgusting ugly HILL in my beautiful, valley where I raise nice snarbolax and wolver cubs as well as snipes. I proceed to move the HILL back to its original location with the aforementioned tractor.
(yes I realize that you moved Galax and Crazee-Pi-forums to the valley)

So I'm still KotH.

I throw propane tanks at Karpinsky until he is forced off the hill by the sheer amount of propane.

I am now King of the Hill, as well as King of propane and propane accessories.

I use a flame thrower on the hill, causing all the propane to burn Doctorspacebar up. I then blow his ashes away to Pyroland.

I am king now.

I skydive onto the top of the hill. When you turn to see what happened, I throw you into a pod which then takes you into the depths of space.

I am KotH

I used Big Crunch as Matikclocker X to splat you, then I threw you like frisbee. I AM THE KotH

I stand up, sneak up onto the hill, nail you into a barrel, and roll you into the river.

I am the KotH.

I jump out of the pod and land on the moon. I then use explosives to cause the moon to start moving towards the Earth. The moon hits the hill, destroying Karpinsky and burying the hill under the moon.

I am king.

You didn't kill me because killing me is against the rules (lol). I use my CarJack, Heavy Duty to lift the moon up. I then encase you in a Vault of Diamond which I hide on the moon. I then throw the moon into a WormHole, Heavy Duty which takes you to the Limbo of Limbo.

I am KotH.

I shoot you at long range with a sniper rifle. I then get on a heavily armed space ship and use a tractor beam to pull the hill into space. If one was to come near my space ship or the hill now then my space ship will start shooting at them.

I am king.

I sit back and relax, watching your foolish antics. why do you want to be king of an asteroid?
"NO NO NO GET DOWN GET OFF ME silly wolver."

It's not an asteroid silly, it's a hill.

I brought it into space with a tractor beam.

I use an experimental teleporter to teleport into your station. I KO you, set the hill back down, then jump off the station and onto the hill after sending the station into a black hole.

Not knowing what you are talking about by "my station," I use my ship to destroy everything on the hill before bringing it back into space via tractor beam.

Incase you try the same thing as you did with "my station," I set an anti-teleportation field in my ship and around my ship so you can't teleport to my ship or to anywhere near my ship, and I set my ship to detect anybody who isn't me and automatically kills them via turrets. You cannot just take my dead body and put it so that it's always blocking the detection, that does not work.

3rr0r y0u h4v3 br0ken rule 2.

In this case there's no difference between a space station and a space ship.

If it happened, I throw Dust Zombies at the detectors and quietly slip through. I then put the hill back and blow up your spaceship, escaping before it goes boom.

I am KotH

Cmon guyz I'M da KotH now

SPECTRE DETECTED!
We don't know how did you take over the hill. My Kablaser used when someone breaks the rules hits and you fly to the other side of Cradle. I am the KotH.

Everyone gets their legs removed by a robot, I capture the hill, and matikclocker picks his nose.

Fight-Beetle decides to give me the hill. Meanwhile I break every bone in the next poster's body permanently preventing them from doing anything.

I am king.

@Matikclocker there's no rule against doing that.

It's an unspoken rule that you shalt say how you take over the hill.

After my bones heal and I get some new legs, I shoot you into space and surround the hill with the Swarm. I am KotH and Lord of the Swarm.

LOL U BROKE 2ND RULE U CANT HEAL BONES THAT ARE PERMANENTLY BROKEN LOLOLOLOL.

U ALSO BROKE UNSPOKEN RULE BY NOT SAYING YOU YOU SHOT ME INTO SPACE LOLOLOL.

You are so disgraced by this that you give the hill and all the swarm to me.

I am king.

Ipushuoffhillbyek,urgawn.

You then pull me back onto the hill and leave.

icomebackpushuoffagainbye.

You then pull me back onto the hill and leave.

I spray you and don't give you treats until you stop pushing and pulling me.

I eat you. Now we are both king.

You spit me back up.

I continue to spray you and not give you treats. You start whining but I ignore you. You hate the spraying so much that you run to the other side of the world where I cannot reach you.

I coem backandeatsprayandpushuoffjhdrgfgfff