The Weapons Game

You doomed us! Eating the Megaengine spelled the extinction of the whole world! Earth will be destroyed if someone finds the crack and fires at it! I believe it will happen in ETA T-1 year (in game)!
I slap you with the Wrencher.

I grab the Wrencher with my hands, and ducked under your next swing. I grab my Unicornz Blaster-Ray, and Narwhal Blast your face. When you fall to the ground I pick you up, throw you, go under you, and Strawberry Blast your back and the whole laser cuts a hole through you. You die.
****FATALITY****

I get awakened by Chara. I use the knife to cut your body in half. We both laugh and make creepy faces at your direction.

Chara stabs you and I remove all Undertale from this thread, then I smack you.

Some nice lady feeds me a herb, which revives me. I take my Unicornz Blaster-Ray and Ultra Mega Super Deluxe Rainbow Blast you.

The nice lady actually gave you a herb that revives you...for a while.
I remove all rainbow from this thread to prevent unexpected diseases, then I smack you with a Hammer of Pi

The hammer only deals 3.14159265359 damage.
I add rainbows back into the thread as they're scientifically proven to be healthy before stabbing you with a cheeseburger.

I point out that cheeseburgers are too blunt to stab with before shooting it out of your hand with Chinggis Khaan's personal recurve bow!

I use my Flankbuster to destroy your sides. You won't ever laugh, again.

I foomble the Flankbuster with my loogly-choogle before using it to doogle everyone into a smoogle.
I smash crazee with a table.

I flip the table back onto Alexandren using my gloves of table flipping.
I move you to the Megaengine exhaust with a Grabarm of +9001 Grip.