Spiral Knights - Before and After Game

Before and After Game

1150 Antworten [Letzter Beitrag]

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 17:12

#251

Egpnd

He he

A new page bomb blows you up,

I LOL'd

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 17:39

#252

Trobolta

The librarian smacks and

The librarian smacks and hushes you.

Flips pancakes.

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 18:12

#253

Iamnoone

Sticks my plate under them as

Sticks my plate under them as they fall. Thanks. :)

Puts maple syrup on my pancakes.

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 18:19

#254

Trobolta

You missed and spattered your

You missed and spattered your pants with the syrup.

Makes french toast.

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 18:30

#255

Iamnoone

~double post~

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 18:29

#256

Iamnoone

The french get made at you

The french get made at you because they were holding their best stemware and a few got broken.

Watches the french people beat you up.

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 18:53

#257

Artistbma

They shout ANCHOVIES! and

They shout ANCHOVIES! and starting ripping your face off.

I thank Iamnoone for giving me a free post on my thread, because once I have 11 pages, people won't be able to resist the urge to post on my thread. WMAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Fr, 06/01/2012 - 19:33

#258

Trobolta

You didnt get to 11 pages as

You didnt get to 11 pages as it died off at the post before it reached the next page.

Just eats ramen noodles after several foiled attempt to eat a normal breakfast.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 06:59

#259

Artistbma

Ramen noodles were made from

Ramen noodles were made from horse meat. You exploded.

I said, BLOOP!

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 07:03

#260

Trobolta

a squid falls on top of your

a squid falls on top of your head and starts sucking the living crap out of you.

Cleans up after my vomit that i "exploded" with everywhere.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 07:28

#261

Artistbma

A cleaning god comes and yells at you for doing his job!

I screech, BLEEP!

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 07:42

#262

Trobolta

Censors comes and smacks you

Censors comes and smacks you for swearing.

Berates the Cleaning God for not doing his job faster.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 08:38

#263

Kuro-Hoshi

The Cleaning God sucks you

The Cleaning God sucks you into a vacuum cleaner.

I store the vacuum cleaner away into the basement.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 15:31

#264

Trobolta

Breaks out of the vac. Tries

Breaks out of the vac.

Tries to steal a cookie.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 22:09

#265

Autofire

You hit your face on a meme

You hit your face on a meme with a cookie in it.

I do something.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 22:17

#266

Iamnoone

and you got in trouble for

and you got in trouble for it. You just didn't know what it was.

I steal a rocket ship and go for a joy ride.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 22:39

#267

Trobolta

You accidentally flew it into

You accidentally flew it into the sun.

I had my face fixed.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 22:50

#268

Iamnoone

The doctor was a vet and you

The doctor was a vet and you now look like an orangutan.

I built a sailboat.

Sa, 06/02/2012 - 22:52

#269

Trobolta

It sank like the titanic. I

It sank like the titanic.

I had my face fixed again.

So, 06/03/2012 - 03:45

#270

Kuro-Hoshi

and you turned into a

and you turned into a cyborg.

I switched on my laptop.

So, 06/03/2012 - 03:59

#271

Trobolta

It explodes with fireworks. I

It explodes with fireworks.

I have my cybernetics removed.

So, 06/03/2012 - 04:42

#272

Artistbma

You shout, "I'm a REAL

You shout, "I'm a REAL BOY!"

I fall down a well.

So, 06/03/2012 - 04:59

#273

Trobolta

You die .......... of child

You die .......... of child obesity.

I try to enjoy the rest of my day without being stalked by Iamnoone and or Kuro-Hoshi.

So, 06/03/2012 - 05:54

#274

Kuro-Hoshi

and you ended up being

and you ended up being stalked by Takaseme for the rest of your life :D

I accidentally slashed my face with a highlighter.

So, 06/03/2012 - 06:21

#275

Trobolta

You adorn it as facepaint

You adorn it as facepaint forever and ever.

Tries to get away from Kuro and Iam.

So, 06/03/2012 - 06:40

#276

Kuro-Hoshi

But you ran into the wrong

But you ran into the wrong direction and got closer to us :D

I did and still am doing nothing.

So, 06/03/2012 - 06:45

#277

Trobolta

You and Iam start fighting

You and Iam start fighting over whose getting first night with me.

I run away as you both fight.

So, 06/03/2012 - 09:35

#278

Autofire

You smack your face against a

You smack your face against a tree.

I laugh as it all goes on.

So, 06/03/2012 - 11:05

#279

Kuro-Hoshi

But time stopped. You still

But time stopped. You still laughing there?

I set the world on fire.

So, 06/03/2012 - 12:56

#280

Iamnoone

Aliens try to put the fire

Aliens try to put the fire out with their pee.

I steal a cop car.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:14

#281

Kuro-Hoshi

No one remembers you because

No one remembers you because they thought you are a cop.

I tripped over Iam.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:19

#282

Iamnoone

You feel on your face and

You feel on your face and broke your nose.

I rush you to the hospital in my cop car with lights and siren wailing.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:34

#283

Kuro-Hoshi

I fainted on the way because

I fainted on the way because I could smell donuts in the car.

You turned to look at me.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:52

#284

Iamnoone

I wondered if you were alive

I wondered if you were alive and waved a donut in your face to see if it would wake you.

When you didn't move I panicked and drove through the hospital doors.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:56

#285

Kuro-Hoshi

But you found out that the

But you found out that the hospital was actually a camouflage and it leads to a highway to heaven.

You started to look for a U-turn.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:10

#286

Iamnoone

I can't find one so I take

I can't find one so I take heaven on a full speed.

We fly forward and start to see angels.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:14

#287

Kuro-Hoshi

My nose eventually healed

My nose eventually healed without the both of us noticing.
Angels came bashing you for not turning off the lights and sirens.

I took binoculars out.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:19

#288

Takaseme

(wow... this is some

(wow... this is some story...)
you took out binoculars and try to spot people you know from heaven while Iam is being bashed, and then you spotted me

i was about to be robbed

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:21

#289

Kuro-Hoshi

Instead you got kidnapped. I

Instead you got kidnapped.

I wondered who kidnapped you.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:32

#290

Iamnoone

It was the angels who went

It was the angels who went mad from heavenly boredom and were looking to get into mischief.

God started to get mad at us for upsetting the peace.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:38

#291

Takaseme

he asked his angles to save

he asked his angels to save me from the kidnapper, and i was yay~ i thank god for saving me, and also the angels..... a little....

when i said that, the angels kidnapped me

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:40

#292

Kuro-Hoshi

I replied him by giving him a

I replied him by giving him a peace sign. (Peace to you, God! >.<")

I had the urge to play rock-paper-scissors with God and Iamnoone.

EDIT:

Then the angels gave a peace sign to God.

I had the idea to play rock-paper-scissors with God and Iamnoone.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:49

#293

Takaseme

(what about me?)kidnapped my

(what about me?)
kidnapped by the angels, not knowing my fate that lies ahead, i grab my last chip in my bag, and... and... AND..... T_T *sob* I ATE IT!
then the angels came to me, i was so scared i pee-ed in my pants, and fainted

the angels then took me to a place i don't know because i was still unconscious

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:58

#294

Kuro-Hoshi

In the meantime, the three of

In the meantime, the three of us started to play rock-paper-scissors.

Suddenly, I remembered watching Takaseme disappear.

EDIT :-ignore this comment-

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:52

#295

Iamnoone

They stripped you of your

They stripped you of your pants while God, Kuro-Hoshi and I played rock-paper-scissors.

I snacked God's rock with my paper.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:58

#296

Kuro-Hoshi

Out of nowhere, a screen

Out of nowhere, a screen appears and shows an example of Pac-man.

I took a game console out. (In heaven. I wonder how?)

EDIT: for my previous post. it's okay to ignore it, due to Iam's post.

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:01

#297

Takaseme

(=_= oh sure..... i

(=_= oh sure..... i disappered....)
you started playing the console, and god suddently saw you playing it, he was angry........ not at you playing it, but at how good you can play it

he challenged you into a pac-man competition
(i'll be back, just you wait)

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:09

#298

Kuro-Hoshi

But I fell asleep during the

But I fell asleep during the competition.

I woke up back on earth with Iamnoone's police car out of my house.

(I gotta sleep, so I'll have to pull this back so it'll be much possible for others to post)

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:16

#299

Iamnoone

But you were still in the

But you were still in the back seat with handcuffs on.

I was driving at top speed with lights on and siren wailing.

So, 06/03/2012 - 16:00

#300

Trobolta

You drive over a banana peel

You drive over a banana peel and the car flips over and into a canyon.

I'm trying to make context out of what happened.

Suche

Before and After Game