Before and After Game

The invitation spontaneously combusts in your hands.
I sob for not being able to do anything while i was asleep.

Holds and comforts you. Reminds you that you got to dream while sleeping.
Hopes you feel better.

I cant even remember my dream.
Feels worse about myself.

Then you sank into your own void.
I have a headache of wondering what was the outcome of Iam and me after we crashed into the canyon.

You fall into a coma only to suffer going through the crash over and over and over and over.
I suddenly realize my love for hating Iamnoone.

You get slapped in the head.
I think about kicking you out of the black hole.

my hill has a defense that blows up everyone.
I use a MAC Round.

It goes off in the wrong direction and kills a group of children who are on a class trip.
I get bored waiting for the rain to stop and look start making crank calls.

I starts hailing.
I reach for trobolta's hand again while holding a nail, a sandwich, and a hammer.

I sneak up behind you with a nail gun in hand. I fire it at the back of your head and drop you to the ground.
I find a child holding a candy bar and take it from her.

but you fail to, as she starts hitting you with the candy bar that reaches up to a 9999-hit combo. (I'd like to see that happen.)
Autofire rises back up, only for us to know that he/she turned into a zombie.

I turn around and shout "HI!" I look (and am) perfectly normal due to the fact that I have control over time.
I feel happy that I am not really a zombie.

But sad when you find out you are a walking decapitated corpse.
I get a shot gun and shoot your legs off.

He fell and his face landed into a pie.
I laugh my [STATIC] off at the sight.

the lightning added time to the clock.
Tries to find a time gem.

Gets lost whole looking.
I go horse back riding.

The satanic pony has a massive fork in it's hoof and it turned on you.
I've administered adrenaline into Iam.

Iam starts running around screaming in your ears making you deaf. Than he pokes both your eyes using forks. Finally, he jumps into the Grand Canyon and climes back up if 5 minutes.
I start chugging liquid energy in attempt to cause an energy revive.
it turns out to be liquid nitrogen and you freez on the inside.
i eat a magic cookie

Hundreds of cookies start flying out of every orifice making you look like a cookie fountain.
I bring home a stray pitbull.

He digs up a bull in a pit that was in your yard.
I use PSI Healing Omega on myself to cure deadness.

It doesn't work. You stay dead.
I save Trobolta from man-eating sharks.

You realize that there were no man eating sharks. That was a man eating Trobolta who was eating the sharks.
I pour Naked Juice on some random person.

That person loves it and drinks it all the time.
I watch Rainbow Ponies all day, everyday. All day, everyday. All day, everyday. All day everyday...

Your brain explodes killing lamoon and falcon instantly
I play world of Warcraft

you lose your life.
i craft a Leviathan Blade

It gets three UVs: a Max CTR reduction, a Max undead bonus, and a Max ASI. You dance in circles out of happiness.
I play minecraft.

An army of pigs take over your building trapping you inside for ever.
I get lost walking to the corner store.

The corner store falls on top of you.
Ponders what happened to a certain corner store i accidentally sent flying.

You start hearing voices in your head. "HELP ME HELP ME"
I wonder if anyone will help me.

Lifts the shelf off of Iamnoone.
....
Grabs a can of soup next to his head and places the shelf back onto him.
Hope this mangled store has all the ingredients for my soup.

Sadly, the store only owns ZERO of your ingredients.
I laugh at Trobolta for not being able to make his soup.

You miss your head but shot your mother who was bringing you a bowl of soup.
I smack you.

The Kool Aid pitcher breaks through a wall and comes to your rescue.
I get a riffle and start shooting people in the streets.

you miss every single person,I turn you gun on autofire and you shot Autofire with it
I torture Iamnoone(Kill tortue save thread rivalry)
¬ Sppw

Iamnoone comes up and eats your brains out cuz he's a zombie. (Steal cookie thread rivalry)
I laugh at Sppw for thinking a post like that is gonna set me off.

I laugh at Sppw too.
Cookie rivalry? You better not be thinking about stealing all my cookies cause...
Pokes you in the eye.

That "poke" got you 1 hour in time out.
I steal all of Iamnoone's cookies.

They were all bad from lack of preservation.
I laugh hardy at Artist.

I come up and whonk you on the nose.
I laugh at Trobolta's backward facing nose.

I smash in Artist's face.
I laugh at Art's caved in skull.

That skull sucks in your soul.
I cry cuz my face hurts.

I break Artistbma's leg leaving it bent towards his ear.
I laugh at Artistbma's broken leg.

I torture Iamnoone
I smugly squeeze his head so his eyeballs popout
I Grab his eye and sqeeze that
¬ Sppw

The Lord-of-Eyes comes and eats you.
I sit, thinking.

You go insane from being in a black abyss for too long.
I drop a manikin out of a window onto the street below.

It hits someone in the head and they get a concussion.
I smile widely because next post makes page 8.
You figure it out and realize you missed the trip.
Gives you a pre-invitation to the next one.