Joke Comp, over 1000 CE in prizes.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 03:53
#52
how to defeat Lord Vanaduke
Lord Vanaduke: I am Lord Vanaduke Who dares come in to my citadel
knight: that will be me [says player name] woah youre not lord vanduke
Lord Vanduke: yes i am
knight: no youre not
Lord Vanaduke: YES I AM!!!
knight: sorry the real vanduke has orange flame not yellow orange
Lord Vanaduke: this is orange! you fool!
knight: how about we have a deal?!
Lord Vanaduke: sure what is it!!??
knight: i will stab you in the face if my sword's heat level wont increase youre a fake ok??
Lord Vanaduke: sure throw anything at me
[player stabs sword at face and boom!]
[Lord Vanaduke defeated]
knight: woah you are Lord Vanaduke sorry about the defeat but thnx for the very high heat level got my sword's heat level to 10 already
IGN is Rattletrap
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 08:02
#53
joke?
Whats one thing a nerd-rager cant ever get into?.......
The core!
so there was some creepy stuff going on in d7 of this gate so who did i call?
Alpha team!...jk i called the ghost busters
have a nice day
IGN:spikerfeesh
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:07
#54
ryven
Brilliant ryven. Keep em coming guys! There's always some gems out there waiting to be told!
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:42
#55
Triple Rings used to have a
Triple Rings used to have a pharmacy in the original game, but they closed it.
Too many knights were buying cough syrup to make into crystal energy.
EDIT:
Came up with another one!
Along a similar vein of jokes.
A knight named Cris and a knight named Joe are talking to one another
Joe tells Cris he has crystal energy, but not enough.
Cris says to Joe, "If you let me into your account for one day, when you come back, you'll find crystal energy."
Joe responds, "How much?"
Cris assures, "A lot."
Joe considers it, and, being trustworthy, allows Cris into his account.
The next day, Joe comes back.
Sure enough...
He finds Cris-stole energy.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:09
#56
~
Q: What do you call a bomb that causes pimples?
A: Ash of Acne!
Q: What gun doubles as a phone to the Millennium Falcon?
A: Call-a-Han!
Q: What helmet did Jack wear after he went up the hill with Jill to fetch a pail of water?
A: Crown of the Fallen!
Q: What sword do you use to flatten minivans?
A: Cold Iron Van-squisher!
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:42
#57
@ Nick's joke...
@ Nick's joke...
He must have been wearing his
icebreaker armor.
IGN Guardianknight.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 14:49
#58
Doctor: I'm sorry, Basil, but
Doctor: I'm sorry, Basil, but you've got a serious illness.
Basil: Serious? How serious?
Doctor: I'm afraid it's terminal!
My IGN is the same btw :)
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:21
#59
The core is a lie!
The core is a lie!
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:27
#60
The core is a lie!
This begs
The core is a lie!
This begs a Spiral Knights version of "Still Alive."
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:57
#61
Another one
Can't delete posts apparently. Saved for later.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:58
#62
the blackened crest is a lie
the blackened crest is a lie
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 17:13
#63
Thought bubble...
Knight #1. Hey could I have some crowns? I'm a new guy.
Knight #2. sure no problem. I'm here to help.
Knight #1. /Think (yes it worked. He doesn't even know i'm scamming him. HAHA).
Knight #2. Dude? You know I can read your thought bubbles right?
Knight #1. What? Ohhh. Uhhh.........
Knight #2. .........Complain.........
Knight #1. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO..............Banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IGN Guardianknight.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 17:12
#64
Token Trader...
Knight #1. Hey, i'm kind of worried about the Token Trader.
Knight #2. Why? What's wrong?
Knight #1. I don't know. I just think he's on the "Brinks" of losing it.
IGN Guardianknight.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 17:21
#65
How do you...
Joke.
How do you make a Wolver cry?
Answer.
Shoot it with a Cry-otech Alchemer.
IGN Guardianknight.
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 21:20
#66
Lame jokes incoming...
It hurts just posting these, so I apologize to those of you who actually read them. I blame boredom and short notice.
Q: How many knights does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb, and three to chain shock status to the outlet.
***
Q: What do you get when you cross a flock of Snipes with Lord Vanaduke?
A: Hot wings.
***
Q: What do you call a rare, heart-shooting gunpuppy doused in poison?
A: One Love Sick Puppy.
***
Q: What do you call a cross between a really angry wolver and a small, orange citrus fruit?
A: Wolver-rine.
***
Q: What did Lord Vanaduke say when his minions asked how to defend the entrance to his citadel?
A: "Do a barrel roll!"
***
Q: What do you call a crafting-crazed spiral knight?
A: A Full-Metal Alchemist.
Sat, 06/04/2011 - 03:30
#67
Dad: You and Shiver have
Dad: You and Shiver have enjoyed this camping trip haven't you?
Mum: Yes, but I think we should bring the dog with us next time.
Dad: Why do you say that?
Mum: Because Shiver missed Buster!
Sat, 06/04/2011 - 15:21
#68
I hope time4dan can still
I hope time4dan can still afford his prizes! :P
Sat, 06/04/2011 - 19:21
#69
As if nobody watched inception.
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.
Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:02
#70
O-o
Did anyone win? Forgot to comment earlier that I liked the 'Grunt' joke. I think everyone did a nice job. :]
Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:22
#71
This joke should be the
pwnzord's joke 3 posts above this one joke should be the winner.
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 09:08
#72
Regarding Joke competition....
Did somebody win already?
I thought it ended on June 3?
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:30
#73
:[
I guess the contest was just....a joke.
:O
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 19:17
#74
Regarding joke competition...
I don't know...
1.3k CE is a lot to give away now.
Maybe he is just taking time to pick the one he feels truly
deserves it. Or he has been really busy.
I'm still curious to know who won.
The one and only, Guardianknight.
Fri, 06/10/2011 - 04:31
#75
You mind telling us...
You mind telling us if somebody won.
And if so, who?
Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:38
#76
lmao
@Euphonous
lmao
Fri, 06/10/2011 - 13:02
#77
Rapid Weight Loss
A man recently lost 35 pounds in the span of 2 weeks. When asked by a reporter how he managed his rapid weight loss, he replied, "I started taking the stairs." The reporter then asked him his reason for the sudden change in vertical transportation with the man replying, "I couldn't afford the energy cost of the elevators anymore."
P.S. I know I'm late just wanted to throw that out there haha
Fri, 06/10/2011 - 14:41
#78
@JTH023 haha...
@JTH023
Haha that's a good one.
IGN The one and only, Guardianknight.
Q: Why do all teenage jellies hate their parents?
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