Spiral Knights - Joke Comp, over 1000 CE in prizes.

Joke Comp, over 1000 CE in prizes.

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Fri, 06/03/2011 - 01:59

#51

Pwnzord

Legacy Username

Q: Why do all teenage jellies

Q: Why do all teenage jellies hate their parents?
A: They can't get any piercings.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 03:53

#52

lance54

Legacy Username

how to defeat Lord Vanaduke

Lord Vanaduke: I am Lord Vanaduke Who dares come in to my citadel
knight: that will be me [says player name] woah youre not lord vanduke
Lord Vanduke: yes i am
knight: no youre not
Lord Vanaduke: YES I AM!!!
knight: sorry the real vanduke has orange flame not yellow orange
Lord Vanaduke: this is orange! you fool!
knight: how about we have a deal?!
Lord Vanaduke: sure what is it!!??
knight: i will stab you in the face if my sword's heat level wont increase youre a fake ok??
Lord Vanaduke: sure throw anything at me
[player stabs sword at face and boom!]
[Lord Vanaduke defeated]
knight: woah you are Lord Vanaduke sorry about the defeat but thnx for the very high heat level got my sword's heat level to 10 already

IGN is Rattletrap

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 08:02

#53

Spikerfeesh

joke?

Whats one thing a nerd-rager cant ever get into?.......
The core!

so there was some creepy stuff going on in d7 of this gate so who did i call?
Alpha team!...jk i called the ghost busters

have a nice day
IGN:spikerfeesh

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:07

#54

time4dan

Legacy Username

ryven

Brilliant ryven. Keep em coming guys! There's always some gems out there waiting to be told!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:42

#55

Euphonous

Legacy Username

Triple Rings used to have a

Triple Rings used to have a pharmacy in the original game, but they closed it.
Too many knights were buying cough syrup to make into crystal energy.

EDIT:
Came up with another one!
Along a similar vein of jokes.

A knight named Cris and a knight named Joe are talking to one another
Joe tells Cris he has crystal energy, but not enough.
Cris says to Joe, "If you let me into your account for one day, when you come back, you'll find crystal energy."
Joe responds, "How much?"
Cris assures, "A lot."
Joe considers it, and, being trustworthy, allows Cris into his account.
The next day, Joe comes back.
Sure enough...
He finds Cris-stole energy.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:09

#56

nottheanswer

Legacy Username

Q: What do you call a bomb that causes pimples?

A: Ash of Acne!

Q: What gun doubles as a phone to the Millennium Falcon?

A: Call-a-Han!

Q: What helmet did Jack wear after he went up the hill with Jill to fetch a pail of water?

A: Crown of the Fallen!

Q: What sword do you use to flatten minivans?

A: Cold Iron Van-squisher!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:42

#57

Guardianknight

@ Nick's joke...

He must have been wearing his
icebreaker armor.

IGN Guardianknight.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 14:49

#58

Pwnzord

Legacy Username

Doctor: I'm sorry, Basil, but

Doctor: I'm sorry, Basil, but you've got a serious illness.
Basil: Serious? How serious?
Doctor: I'm afraid it's terminal!

My IGN is the same btw :)

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:21

#59

Zeveross

Legacy Username

The core is a lie!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:27

#60

Eurydice

Community Manager

The core is a lie! This begs

The core is a lie!

This begs a Spiral Knights version of "Still Alive."

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:57

#61

Zeveross

Legacy Username

Another one

Can't delete posts apparently. Saved for later.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:58

#62

sawa0122

Legacy Username

the blackened crest is a lie

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 17:13

#63

Guardianknight

Thought bubble...

Knight #1. Hey could I have some crowns? I'm a new guy.
Knight #2. sure no problem. I'm here to help.
Knight #1. /Think (yes it worked. He doesn't even know i'm scamming him. HAHA).
Knight #2. Dude? You know I can read your thought bubbles right?
Knight #1. What? Ohhh. Uhhh.........
Knight #2. .........Complain.........
Knight #1. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO..............Banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IGN Guardianknight.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 17:12

#64

Guardianknight

Token Trader...

Knight #1. Hey, i'm kind of worried about the Token Trader.
Knight #2. Why? What's wrong?
Knight #1. I don't know. I just think he's on the "Brinks" of losing it.

IGN Guardianknight.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 17:21

#65

Guardianknight

How do you...

Joke.
How do you make a Wolver cry?

Answer.
Shoot it with a Cry-otech Alchemer.

IGN Guardianknight.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 21:20

#66

Teerian

Legacy Username

Lame jokes incoming...

It hurts just posting these, so I apologize to those of you who actually read them. I blame boredom and short notice.

Q: How many knights does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to change the bulb, and three to chain shock status to the outlet.

***

Q: What do you get when you cross a flock of Snipes with Lord Vanaduke?

A: Hot wings.

***

Q: What do you call a rare, heart-shooting gunpuppy doused in poison?

A: One Love Sick Puppy.

***

Q: What do you call a cross between a really angry wolver and a small, orange citrus fruit?

A: Wolver-rine.

***

Q: What did Lord Vanaduke say when his minions asked how to defend the entrance to his citadel?

A: "Do a barrel roll!"

***

Q: What do you call a crafting-crazed spiral knight?

A: A Full-Metal Alchemist.

Sat, 06/04/2011 - 03:30

#67

Pwnzord

Legacy Username

Dad: You and Shiver have

Dad: You and Shiver have enjoyed this camping trip haven't you?

Mum: Yes, but I think we should bring the dog with us next time.

Dad: Why do you say that?

Mum: Because Shiver missed Buster!

Sat, 06/04/2011 - 15:21

#68

Pwnzord

Legacy Username

I hope time4dan can still

I hope time4dan can still afford his prizes! :P

Sat, 06/04/2011 - 19:21

#69

Shue-Donnym

As if nobody watched inception.

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:02

#70

Arihshira

Legacy Username

O-o

Did anyone win? Forgot to comment earlier that I liked the 'Grunt' joke. I think everyone did a nice job. :]

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:22

#71

Leafy101

Legacy Username

This joke should be the

pwnzord's joke 3 posts above this one joke should be the winner.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 09:08

#72

Guardianknight

Regarding Joke competition....

Did somebody win already?
I thought it ended on June 3?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:30

#73

Euphonous

Legacy Username

I guess the contest was just....a joke.
:O

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 19:17

#74

Guardianknight

Regarding joke competition...

I don't know...
1.3k CE is a lot to give away now.
Maybe he is just taking time to pick the one he feels truly
deserves it. Or he has been really busy.
I'm still curious to know who won.

The one and only, Guardianknight.

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 04:31

#75

Guardianknight

You mind telling us...

You mind telling us if somebody won.
And if so, who?

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:38

#76

elementah

Legacy Username

lmao

@Euphonous
lmao

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 13:02

#77

JTH023

Legacy Username

Rapid Weight Loss

A man recently lost 35 pounds in the span of 2 weeks. When asked by a reporter how he managed his rapid weight loss, he replied, "I started taking the stairs." The reporter then asked him his reason for the sudden change in vertical transportation with the man replying, "I couldn't afford the energy cost of the elevators anymore."

P.S. I know I'm late just wanted to throw that out there haha

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 14:41

#78

Guardianknight

@JTH023 haha...

@JTH023
Haha that's a good one.

IGN The one and only, Guardianknight.

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