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Wed, 05/28/2014 - 15:59
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave

Hello there. You clicked on this forum probably because you didn't see my name, if you did, you wouldn't have clicked on it, because I am the buffoon of the Forums. The forums are inhabited by players who like the game, a lot, to go on the website instead of playing the actual game. Most wouldn't pay mind to this, except if you're reading this, chances are you do pay mind to this. And by, 'This" I mean the forums. Some people spend more time on the forums than the actual game, which is why a lot of my questions have been easily answered in a forum that was made a week ago.
One thing that happens in every forum in each section, if a designer or Game developer commented on your forum, people will actually give a darn about what it says, because if an admin read it, why shouldn't you?

General discussion, Used for general discussions in forums. Also, some really pointless stuff like this, but still relate to the game somehow. If you mention one thing that is not in spiral knights, it's off to the gremlin chatter for you.

New Recruits, If you're new, and don't feel like reading the guide, you ask questions here. However, the majority of people who use the forums aren't new, but this is so you don't harass admins at Tech support, or whatever it's called, for the very few who are new and use the forums.

Guild Recruitment, Self explanatory. It's where I practice creating portals into alternate dimensions where I rule the universe, or just SK.

The Arsenal, Heck if I bother to check, you probably don't care about what I have to say.

Gremlin Chatter, A wild monkey cage. We keep gremlins prisoner there, forcing them to listen to our constant blabbering that only exists in the alternate reality of which they were created and thought of in creating several worm holes!

I'll just skip to the parts that I actually have used.

Suggestions, sometimes a thought comes to mind, and you think it'll be nifty to have it in the game, so this is where that idea might get attention. However, all your ideas will be discredited, unless if you have to make a 10 paragraph essay about it.

Graveyard, Where dozens and dozens of easily solved solutions or my failed suggestions go. My goldfish went to one. I got him as a prize at a carnival. He lasted a week. Got two more, they lasted a week.

Due to court order, I've been forced to apologize for hurting your eyeballs by reading my.. "Unnecessary forum."

I also have no idea what you would comment on this. (This entire thing was a joke, a joke that does state a small amount of truth though.)

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 19:42
#1
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
Flappy Pancakes

As the first one to read this, it's safe to say, this will not end well for you.

-Your sub conscious

(This is my semi conscious saying I, he, we have multiple personality disorder.)

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 16:26
#2
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Why is this thread even???

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 16:28
#3
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

You forgot to say that Gremlin Chatter is a wild monkey cage, with less crazy wild monkeys now-a-days

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 16:29
#4
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
@Pi

Good point, I'll slide it in right now

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 16:43
#5
Skepticraven's picture
Skepticraven
↓

I still discredit 10 paragraph essays in the suggestions if it is worth discrediting.

Also, this thread belongs in gremlin chatter (where all forum meta threads belong).

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 16:48
#6
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
@Skept

This is a discussion about their website. It has every right to sit where in the warm couch known as the discussion forums.. /whisper The seat is warm already, so it won't want to move.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 17:13
#7
Skepticraven's picture
Skepticraven
@Captainshockwave

You missed the irony of that statement.
General discussion is a place where no one believes threads belong and often get comments about how they should be moved.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 17:13
#8
Pandafishie's picture
Pandafishie

@Fehzor
Basically...this.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 17:50
#9
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
@Skept

I will say it once, and I will say it again, if this is a general discussion about what the true purpose is, it should stay in the general discussion.

Also Skept, if you would kindly pay mind to the little message in parentheses at the bottom of the page.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:04
#10
Poomph's picture
Poomph
Bro you described Suggestions wrong.

Suggestions- You like this game. You want to support it. You think your ideas will be helpful. You don't know that this place rejects any idea that's been mentioned too often. Make a wall of text bigger than AKD's walls, go ahead, it won't matter. "Dual Wielding?" MENTIONED TOO OFTEN LOLNOPE. "Snarbolax gun?" How about you make an idea that's actually original. Post here, go ahead, your thoughts won't be heard.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:07
#11
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
@Poomph

I could explain everything about this thread, but then all the humor I tried to put into it would vanish.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:37
#12
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian

Captainshockwave post#0
"New Recruits, If you're new, and don't feel like reading the guide, you ask questions here."

New rec.: Likewise, if you are not new (created an alt) and want people to think "this person is fresh off the boat", ask questions (you already know the answer to) here. Or, if you just love spamming new rec. with "how can I get an avatar" threads post here. Go ahead spam 1 hundred billion threads, something magical will happen!

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:40
#13
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble wrap to be popped!

@Mystrian

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 02:42
#14
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian

New rec=this

Some are humorous like the link Pipi posted.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 04:19
#15
Bamzalot's picture
Bamzalot
@Pipipipipi

I didn't know that thread existed, I wish it didn't. I'm going to have so many nightmares of noobs running around begging me for the most simple answers to the most simple questions.

Anyways, what about this thread? I can't quite tell what you are trying to tell me. I kind of stoped paying serious attention to it after you said "You clicked on this forum probably because you didn't see my name, if you did, you wouldn't have clicked on it."

Everything else just seems about normal to me. Now, move this to Gwemlin Chitter while I show the noobs the way to the Tech Support.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 04:27
#16
Jenrim's picture
Jenrim
such hurt

Poomph and his burn.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 14:15
#17
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
@Bamzolat

I am insulted! You have displayed an up-most unforgivable act of rudeness, good sir! "Move to this to Gwemlin Chitter"?! My good sir, I am very sure your parents had taught you manners. You must always say, "Please."

Also, Gremlin Chatter is for non-SK stuff when this discusses the forums in General, so it's discussing about the website, which is part of SK

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 16:01
#18
Bamzalot's picture
Bamzalot
@Captainshockwave

"I could explain everything about this thread, but then all the humor I tried to put into it would vanish"

Well then, you are clearly not the only one. I think I'm trying too hard...

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 16:13
#19
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
@Bam

It's like a Rant-Guide to the forums. Since you've been a bit busy trying to figure it out

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 20:21
#20
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
Flappy Pancakes

I'm typing this late at night so pardon if I seem a bit.. off.

So, if anyone has something they thing would probably be good to slide into this forum, go right ahead and tell me.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 07:52
#21
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
Flappy Pancakes

Well due to a leg injury I'm going to be refreshing this page all day since I can't walk. Refreshing.. hoping for a comment...

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