Mutation! (Game)

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Supercoolguy

Here's how to play.

player 1:

Mutation: Having knives for fingers.

player 2:

pro: No need real knife.

con: Tries to get your nose.

List your mutation/ability we can't do in Real life next, after the pros and cons.

I'll go first:

The ability to fly.

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Red-Galaxy
Pro: safest way to

Pro: safest way to travel

Con: you will get hit by a plane

Mutation: the ability to die

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
that was fast o.o

pro: no more problems!

con: good times came back and you shouldn't have died.

mutation: left arm for lumber's arm

Red-Galaxy's picture
Red-Galaxy
Pro: you are now resistant to

Pro: you are now resistant to almost every status

Con: you stun your own fellow knights

Mutation: having pipipipi as a siamese twin

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Deleted-Knight

Pro: Two heads are better than one

Con: Two heads are more clumsy than one

Mutation: You can see through any clothing

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: You can be a pervert without anyone having a clue

Con: You can be a pervert

(Just gonna do Red Galaxy)

Pro: Sorry, there is none

Con: Will soon die by hammer

Mutation: The ability to fry

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
o.o

pro: survive

con: it accidently fried yourself

telekinis.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: You can do anything

Con: You can do anything without wanting to by thinking of it

The ability to sky

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
not a mutation

mutation: ability to to punch someone over the internet.

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Midnight-Dj
:/

Pro: you can hit haters

Con: your arms might get attacked by the hater on the other side of the internet

The ability to switch genders

Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
Pro: Double fun Con: I don't

Pro: Double fun

Con: I don't see one ...

The ability to summon Apocrea

Pixlator's picture
Pixlator
Havin' a normal day everyday

Pro : I can own Haven with my Apocreas
Con : Will get owned by my own Apocreas
Mut : Ability to disguise as a gremlin

Blizzardknightt
Gremlin Time

*If your talking about the enemy Gremlin, Then Here*

Pro: I can be evil

Con: I will most likely die

Mutation: You can turn into a potato

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: POTATO

Con: People might go "Die potato," and step on you

The ability to eat my waffles without getting murdered, but instead, tortured. It was worth getting my waffles, wasn't it?

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
Pipipipipi. ~o.o

You can't use ability that u can do.
You have to do say something that is impossible.

example: like to fly, or to have wings. left arm for a cannon.
____________________\

I'll start again

mutation: The ability to summon a retro bot

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Midnight-Dj
:/

Pro: good range support if you are a swordie
Con: may get caught in the cross fire

Mutation: the ability to draw money so real that they can be used to buy potatoes.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: POTATO

Con: Can get too carried away

The ability to get Hot-Side to stop claiming that getting tortured by eating my waffles isn't impossible, when it is. I would rather smash them anytime.

Blizzardknightt
Wait What?

Pro: He will be quiet

Con: He will most likely eat your waffles.

Mut: The ability to turn into a dancing banana IN THE MARKET

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
haha

pro: peanut butter jelly time!

con: THIS SONG IS DRIVING ME NUTS (pun not intended).

ability to charge a weapon in real life.

Blizzardknightt
Uhhh

Pro: You can make explosions fly from a sword

Con: The police will come.

Mut: TO be Isaac Clarke from Dead Space 1-3

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Midnight-Dj
:/

Pro: You are Isaac Clarke, the best engineer in the universe and beyond

Con: Dem Necromorphs are gonna rip you a new one

Mut: have eyes that can deflect bullets.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: No one can damage your eyes with bullets

Con: Nobody really ever aims for the eyes, plus eyes are small

To dance like nobody has ever danced before

Blizzardknightt
Stuff

Pro: You may get famous

Con: Girls be jealous and kill u

Mut: To have your stomach expand like 200000000 pounds and meters whenever you eat Candy

P.S: I got the idea from a role-play i did once, Yea don't ask...

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Supercoolguy
o.o

pro: a long hunger.

con: u can't move/fit through door so easily.

3 on your forehead

Blizzardknightt
uhh ok

pro: Your forehead has a 3

Con: Your forehead has a 3

Mut: Whenever you lie, You get shot in the head

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Supercoolguy
o.o

pro: thats what happens

con: thats what happens

mutation: third eye on my forehead

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: You can tell your friends you can see everything

Con: You can't actually see everything

The ability to never finish your sente

Blizzardknightt
Well

Pro: You Ca

Con: Cant Ty

Mut: Whenever you say Hi. You turn into a potato for 30 days

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Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: I always wanted to be a potato!

Con: Potatos may have eyes, but they have no ears

The ability to do absolutly nothing

Blizzardknightt
Awesome

Mut: The ability to punch Pipipipipi in the face

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Pipipipipi
Pro: Con: Will die, with no

Pro:

Con: Will die, with no pro

*Ahem,* The ability to do absolutly nothing

Blizzardknightt
Well

Mut: The ability to Turn into a POKEMON

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

You need to do the ability to do absolutly nothing

Blizzardknightt
Well

1 problem, I can't do something if my ability is to do nothing, So if i can't do anything i can't type the pros and cons, Because there are no pros or cons, Because i can't do anything

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

...Just make up something anyway

Blizzardknightt
ok

Pro: Nothing

Con: Nothing

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Stormguardia
'turn into a

'turn into a pokemon'

Pros:I'll most likely become the most amazing thing the world has ever seen

cons:People are going to be throwing balls at me :<

The ability to make things vanish and appear whenever you want

Blizzardknightt
Thats Hard

Pro: I can rob a bank

Con: I may accidentally teleport my wife into lava

Mut: the ability to become a PINGAS

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: ...

Con: That's nasty!

The ability to be Sonic

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Red-Galaxy
Pro: you can run very

Pro: you can run very fast

Con: there are a lot of Mario fans that are trying to kill you

Mutation: the ability to make people watch what I want to watch on TV

Blizzardknightt
Well..

Pro: Everyone will watch Justin Beiber

Con: You will make a million kids commit suicide

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Jungle-Sword
you forgot a mumtation!

mutation: you can kill EVERYONE in LD, ( contri, ezho and co.) without taking any dmg

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Pro: I will be OP at LD

Con: I will be very infamous

The ability to kill people by jumping on them

Blizzardknightt
Mario Style

Pro: Taking Mario Style

Con: You can't play leap frog without killing someone

Mut: You could become The richest Man in the world

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Red-Galaxy
pro: you will be the richest

pro: you will be the richest man in the world.

con: you will go to vegas and soon become the poorest man in the world.

Mutation: be able to go around and attract girls by just walking past them :)

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
./sigh

pro: hello!

con: you start to go T_T get off of me.

ability to use your hand as the magical mirror

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
@pipipi

Please stop trolling my thread.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

What... What did I do?

Pro: Can deflect lasers

Con: Can break easily

The ability to understand why Hot-Side thinks I'm trolling, and to eat thousands of Chilis without feeling any of the spice. Hopefully you can breath fire

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Supercoolguy
@pipipi

Never mind, it's fine. Some of your mutations don't make sense.
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pro: wooooo!!!

con: heart burn. your insides melt.

mutation: 4 arms for my 2 arms

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Popoixd
All hail the cookie !

Pro: Lot of arm !
Con: To many arm !
Mut: Become a devellite just like me.

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Jungle-Sword
Pro: I'lll rage other

Pro: I'lll rage other knights
Con: I'll be popoixd' relative

Mutation:
you can walk in fire without getting burnt