Mutation! (Game)

Here's how to play.
player 1:
Mutation: Having knives for fingers.
player 2:
pro: No need real knife.
con: Tries to get your nose.
List your mutation/ability we can't do in Real life next, after the pros and cons.
I'll go first:
The ability to fly.

pro: no more problems!
con: good times came back and you shouldn't have died.
mutation: left arm for lumber's arm

Pro: you are now resistant to almost every status
Con: you stun your own fellow knights
Mutation: having pipipipi as a siamese twin

Pro: Two heads are better than one
Con: Two heads are more clumsy than one
Mutation: You can see through any clothing

Pro: You can be a pervert without anyone having a clue
Con: You can be a pervert
(Just gonna do Red Galaxy)
Pro: Sorry, there is none
Con: Will soon die by hammer
Mutation: The ability to fry

pro: survive
con: it accidently fried yourself
telekinis.

Pro: You can do anything
Con: You can do anything without wanting to by thinking of it
The ability to sky

mutation: ability to to punch someone over the internet.

Pro: you can hit haters
Con: your arms might get attacked by the hater on the other side of the internet
The ability to switch genders

Pro: Double fun
Con: I don't see one ...
The ability to summon Apocrea

Pro : I can own Haven with my Apocreas
Con : Will get owned by my own Apocreas
Mut : Ability to disguise as a gremlin
*If your talking about the enemy Gremlin, Then Here*
Pro: I can be evil
Con: I will most likely die
Mutation: You can turn into a potato

Pro: POTATO
Con: People might go "Die potato," and step on you
The ability to eat my waffles without getting murdered, but instead, tortured. It was worth getting my waffles, wasn't it?

You can't use ability that u can do.
You have to do say something that is impossible.
example: like to fly, or to have wings. left arm for a cannon.
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I'll start again
mutation: The ability to summon a retro bot

Pro: good range support if you are a swordie
Con: may get caught in the cross fire
Mutation: the ability to draw money so real that they can be used to buy potatoes.

Pro: POTATO
Con: Can get too carried away
The ability to get Hot-Side to stop claiming that getting tortured by eating my waffles isn't impossible, when it is. I would rather smash them anytime.
Pro: He will be quiet
Con: He will most likely eat your waffles.
Mut: The ability to turn into a dancing banana IN THE MARKET

pro: peanut butter jelly time!
con: THIS SONG IS DRIVING ME NUTS (pun not intended).
ability to charge a weapon in real life.
Pro: You can make explosions fly from a sword
Con: The police will come.
Mut: TO be Isaac Clarke from Dead Space 1-3

Pro: You are Isaac Clarke, the best engineer in the universe and beyond
Con: Dem Necromorphs are gonna rip you a new one
Mut: have eyes that can deflect bullets.

Pro: No one can damage your eyes with bullets
Con: Nobody really ever aims for the eyes, plus eyes are small
To dance like nobody has ever danced before
Pro: You may get famous
Con: Girls be jealous and kill u
Mut: To have your stomach expand like 200000000 pounds and meters whenever you eat Candy
P.S: I got the idea from a role-play i did once, Yea don't ask...

pro: a long hunger.
con: u can't move/fit through door so easily.
3 on your forehead
pro: Your forehead has a 3
Con: Your forehead has a 3
Mut: Whenever you lie, You get shot in the head

pro: thats what happens
con: thats what happens
mutation: third eye on my forehead

Pro: You can tell your friends you can see everything
Con: You can't actually see everything
The ability to never finish your sente
Pro: You Ca
Con: Cant Ty
Mut: Whenever you say Hi. You turn into a potato for 30 days

Pro: I always wanted to be a potato!
Con: Potatos may have eyes, but they have no ears
The ability to do absolutly nothing
Mut: The ability to punch Pipipipipi in the face

Pro:
Con: Will die, with no pro
*Ahem,* The ability to do absolutly nothing

You need to do the ability to do absolutly nothing
1 problem, I can't do something if my ability is to do nothing, So if i can't do anything i can't type the pros and cons, Because there are no pros or cons, Because i can't do anything

...Just make up something anyway

'turn into a pokemon'
Pros:I'll most likely become the most amazing thing the world has ever seen
cons:People are going to be throwing balls at me :<
The ability to make things vanish and appear whenever you want
Pro: I can rob a bank
Con: I may accidentally teleport my wife into lava
Mut: the ability to become a PINGAS

Pro: ...
Con: That's nasty!
The ability to be Sonic

Pro: you can run very fast
Con: there are a lot of Mario fans that are trying to kill you
Mutation: the ability to make people watch what I want to watch on TV
Pro: Everyone will watch Justin Beiber
Con: You will make a million kids commit suicide

mutation: you can kill EVERYONE in LD, ( contri, ezho and co.) without taking any dmg

Pro: I will be OP at LD
Con: I will be very infamous
The ability to kill people by jumping on them
Pro: Taking Mario Style
Con: You can't play leap frog without killing someone
Mut: You could become The richest Man in the world

pro: you will be the richest man in the world.
con: you will go to vegas and soon become the poorest man in the world.
Mutation: be able to go around and attract girls by just walking past them :)

pro: hello!
con: you start to go T_T get off of me.
ability to use your hand as the magical mirror

What... What did I do?
Pro: Can deflect lasers
Con: Can break easily
The ability to understand why Hot-Side thinks I'm trolling, and to eat thousands of Chilis without feeling any of the spice. Hopefully you can breath fire

Never mind, it's fine. Some of your mutations don't make sense.
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pro: wooooo!!!
con: heart burn. your insides melt.
mutation: 4 arms for my 2 arms

Pro: Lot of arm !
Con: To many arm !
Mut: Become a devellite just like me.

Pro: I'lll rage other knights
Con: I'll be popoixd' relative
Mutation:
you can walk in fire without getting burnt
Pro: safest way to travel
Con: you will get hit by a plane
Mutation: the ability to die