Mutation! (Game)

I guess I'll do it for him...
Mutation: The ability to pee standing up

pro: you can pee on your enemies
con: its just pee
The ability to teleport into any videogame you want

PRO: You can play Spiral Knight :D VRMMORPG !
CON: You might teleport in Silent Hill by eror...
MUT: Be able able to jump 20 time your heigh.

Pro: Awesome Firefighter
Con: What about clothes?
The ability to turn into a wolver

PRO: Can transform into and epic and OP wolf.
CON: Getting killed by knight all the time.
MUT: Being able to lift ANYTHING.

Pro: When people ask "Do you even lift?" you can always say yes technically
Con: Always asked to do the lifting
Ability to find out what Popoixd tastes like, I bet it's grape

PRO: You know what I taste like AWSOME !
CON: If you try by bitting/drinking/eating me you will die :D
Oh and by the way my flavour is orange not grape.
MUT: Your fart make music :D

pro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z10Rfww1X5o
con: doesn't do for very long.
(watch it! 4 seconds only)
mutation: to become into a turret

PRO: You can shoot people !
CON: Shell might portal box on your head.
MUT: Half your body is very hot the other half very cold.

pro: you feel warm!
con: you make things cool. Or you make someone cant tolerate the heat.
talking hand

Pro: You can walk into fire without getting burnt
Con: The effect doesn't work for your clothes
Mut: I can transform into a nacho cheese dispenser

pro: yummy!
con: a lot people want nachos from u.
be an ice cream man! (that doesn't melt from sun)

Pro: um..... the girls will think you're sweet?
Con: Those girls... and everyone will LITERALLY EAT YOU UP!!!!!!
The ability to morph into anything anytime I want.
Pro: You can become Mario
Con: You might scare your friends and parents
Mut: Whenever you turn on the tv, Your friend comes to kill you.
pro:you are a human rubberband!
con:some one will most likely use you for some rubber band needing thing (idk what)
mutation:the ability to be a human-dragon hybrid!for evah!

pro: your so badass
con: everyone is scared of you and you have to hide forever
The ability to have any ability

pro: fly!
con: you wish you can do all at once
ability to be a wolver. can be back human at will

Pro: Be so cute, then surprise unwary humans by biting them when they go aww!
Con: Already a wolver, so can't turn back human. As a matter of fact, the power is useless for me
Ability to eat hot dogs incredibly fast

con: u explode for eating to much
shape shift

Pro: You can do anything you want! Become a movie star! Rob a bank!
Con: Identity crisis
The ability to manipulate software with your mind.
Pro: "I was just about to pwn him, and suddenly my game crashed!"
Con: Accidentally wipe your credit card.
Mutation: The ability to lick my elbows

That doesn't even involve software manipulation...
Yes it does! Credit cards and video games are both software!

PRO: You can LICK your ELBOWS. People will pay big money to see that!
CON: There's a con?
MUT: You can see people's relative abilities in terms of video-game stats just by looking at them.

You changed your post, you don't fool me
Pro: Can always have the advantage
Con: Have to use an ability that lets me see their stats first, and will probably get killed while doing so
The ability to breath in space, but not in water
Pro: You can explore space
Con: You will drown
Mut: The ability to have unlimited cash moneys

Pro: Solve world hunger! Clear up the national debt! Make lousy politicians sit down and shut up! Finance your own personal robot suit!
Con: Power corrupts... you may end up just like the lousy politicians you tell to sit down and shut up, and all of the money in the world won't save your PR or stop the bullet headed for your brain.
Mut: You can create INVISIBLE FIRE.

con: you dont know where it spread.
transform into a vehicle, can be back into a human at will.

Pro: you are the new kind of transformers!
Con: everyone will be jealous and try to kill you
the ability to be human

Pro: you get to be on the top of the food chain, on Earth at least
Con: only human
Mut: the ability to do infinite barrle rolls

Pro: Peppy can't tell me to do a barrel roll anymore
Con: Not actual barrel rolls
The ability to think of a mutation, I can't

Pro: so many options
Con: you don't have the mutations
Mutation: you can read minds

Pro: You can READ FREAKING MINDS
Con: You might hear/see some less than savory things
Mutation: The ability to enter and exit video games as I wish.

pro: finally! a video game to play in real life!
con: if theres a glitch. that you can't exit. (from SAO = sword art online)
ability to control my knight with my mind

Pro: your finger won't get tired
Con: you will feel the same pain as your knight will experience (matrix)
the ability to destroy anything with one punch

Pro:You can kill anything
Con:Every fist fight turns deadly and you end up in prison
Mutation:Your eye turns into a snipe at will.

pro: cute birds!
con: they fight. and it will be hard to see!
idk
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pro: boom!
con: when u ran out of bullets, u can't see!
idk
ability the have all of the abilitys that were requested on this fourm so far

Pro: SO MUSH POWAAAR
Con: TO MUSH POWAAAR
Mutation: Lazor-Face Eyes

Pro: kill everyone you see!
Con: you burn your feet if you look at the ground
Mutation: To have a home
pro: no need water!
con: you still can't tol the heat