Chain of Events Game.

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Massive-Lag-Spikes

I still start with a noun. Next person picks another noun and write sentence about how their thing interacts with mine. The person after that writes a sentence about a new noun that interacts with the previous on.
Only include two nouns, one that you pick and one that previous guy picked. Only include one action, but it can be whatever action you want. After a long chain someone can restart the game. Just write a single word to start a new one.
Example:
Me - apple.
Person 1 - My unicorn ate Extreme-Boredom's apple.
Person 2 - My hunter shot Person 1's unicorn.
Person 3 - My frying pan hit Person 2's hunter on the head.
Person 4 - My maple syrup covered Person 3's frying pan.

Starting word: head

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I smashed Extreme-Boredom's head with my hammer

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Sonosuke
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

My thief stole Sir-Crazee-Pi's hammer.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I smashed Sonosuke's Thief with my HAMmer, then took back my hammer

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Sonosuke
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

I slice Sir-Crazee-Pi's HAMmer with my katana.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I trip Sonosukes with my leg, grab the katana, and run off

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
I send my pet rat to gnaw on

I send my pet rat to gnaw on Sir-Crazee-Pi's leg.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I throw a cookie which the rat goes after and use the distraction to get away from the rat

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
I drop an aircraft carrier on

I drop an aircraft carrier on Sir-Crazee-Pi's cookie.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I get on the Aircraft Carrier using a pogo stick and (somehow) drive it away

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Flame-Shinobi
Otay :3

I nuke Pi's pogo stick and ride my cloud to FREEDOM!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Your cloud gets too heavy and falls straight into a factory

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
A single gumball rolls out of

A single gumball rolls out of the factory.

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Doctorspacebar
Shovel justice!

The gumball is struck by a heavy dose of ACME Movie Radiation, turning it into a cyborg gumball with dual rocket launchers.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

An alien candy cane with dual mini-guns comes and has a epic battle with the cyborg gumball

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
A sandworm bursts out of the

A sandworm bursts out of the ground and swallows the candy cane.

Blizzardknightt
Well

A baby worm bursts out of the ground and eats Extreme-Boredom's Sandworm

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
A laughing human baby bursts

A laughing human baby bursts out of the baby worm.

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Dinosaurvista
The laughing human baby barfs

The laughing human baby barfs up an Orb of Suffering

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
Orb of suffering lands on the

Orb of suffering lands on the Snarbolax's head.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

The Snarbolax's Head is chopped off by an executioner

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
A kraken appears out of

A kraken appears out of nowhere and hugs the executioner with all it tentacles.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

One o' me Pi-Rate ships shoots cannon balls at t' Kracken in hopes o' sendin' them to Davy Jones Locker (Pi-Rate Ship is the noun)

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Doctorspacebar
Shovel justice!

The cyborg gumball from earlier, out of work after its ultimate foe was defeated, boards the Pi-Rate Ship and asks about a career in privateering.

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Massive-Lag-Spikes
Jack Sparrow greets the

Jack Sparrow greets the gumball and asks about its past experience with piracy.

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Flame-Shinobi
Acme means pinnacle (ironic).

A giant Eldritch Abomination rises from the ocean, and incinerates the gumball entirely.

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Egpnd

I use my Overdrive to overkill the Eldritch Abomination and wait out the last few seconds of extra slow-mo of overdrive.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

The evil alien Candy Cane comes back and destroys Egpnd's Overdrive with it's miniguns

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Iamnoone
Nasty little children fight

Nasty little children fight over the candy cane. One of the children hit another over the head with it, smashing the candy cane into many pieces.

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Flame-Shinobi
Heheheheh

The Children all grow up into really boring adults with briefcases. (The word is Briefcases)

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Doctorspacebar
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

The briefcases are made into one massive briefcase... except it's not just a briefcase, it's actually a Transformer with dual flamethrowers and laser eyes.

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Ankung
THEY SOAR THROUGH THE SKIES!

Eagles on pogo sticks snatches the transformer and then use the flamethrowers to rob bank.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

The alien candy cane comes back and loads the Eagles with bullets then proceeds to slap the Transformer briefcase with dual flamethrowers with a magical dolphin that dual wields Buster Swords and a diamond skeleton that increases defense by 80% (Word is the Dolphin)

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Drax-Infinire
I pirece them all

A mysterious humanoid figure comes up, takes out a ban grenade, takes off the pin, and throws it on the ground, therefore blowing up the dolphin, the alien candy cane, the Eagles, the transformer, the cyborg gumball, and another ban grenade, therefore blowing the mysterious humanoid up. Suddenly, a ban grenade is seen spinning on the ground. (Word is ban grenade (I made that up but who cares))

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Deleted-Knight
This is a really weird story

Me, myself, and I come along and pop the ban grenade into my mouth. Mmmm...Delicious. (word is "my mouth")

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Drax-Infinire
Mr jelly?

Mysterious humanoid is back (uberadmin lol) and smashes your head repeatedly with a Hammer of Head-smashing +10 until the ban grenade pops out. Mysterious humanoid then unpins the ban grenade and puts down the Hammer of Head-smashing +10. (word is Hammer of Head-smashing +10. (that was an indirect reference to another thread))

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Ankung
I keelhaul that filthy landlubber

Ninja tornadoes stole Ergir's Hammer of Head-smashing +10 and then proceeded to swirl towards closest sea.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

I use my magical boots of jumping to jump on the Ninja tornadoes and kill them, except it doesn't work because it's real life. Silly video games, telling us we can kill people by jumping on them. I get really mad and throw the magical boots of jumping then steal the hammer because it's a hammer (Word is magical boots of jumping)

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Drax-Infinire
ERGIR

Ergir comes back, and kicks a cyborg gumball with Magical Boots of Jumping +9001. Ergir then takes his 9000 miniguns from another thread and shoots everywhere. Word is Minigun

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

The Cyborg Gumball (Dual Rocket Launchers) gets really angry at you for kicking it, so it takes your all your miniguns and teams up with the alien Candy Cane (Dual Miniguns), the Transformer Briefcase (Dual Flamethrowers), and the Magical Dolphin (Dual Buster Swords), who all beat you into submission. They then all Limit Break and use all your miniguns to kill you 20 times. All that's left is Ergir's dead body (Word is Ergir's dead body)

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Ankung
NO! He can't be dead! I know CPR!

Ergir's dead body vanishes in thin air. (Word: Thin air)

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Ironclaw-Mender
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The thin air starts to visibly vibrate, and just as the air starts to warm up, the body of Ergir shoots out, hits the ground at the speed of sound, and vomits up a pair of nail clippers from its crumpled wreck of a face.
(Word: Nail clippers)

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Sir-Henry-Cooldown

A very handsome man picks up the nail clippers and quickly drops it out of pure disgust.
YOWZA!

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Spring-At-Peace
I am a penguin. quack. :>

A very bulky penguin with a bowtie taps the handsome man on the shoulder and offers a sanitation wipe to keep germs and viruses away from his hands. The penguin adjusts his bowtie to see if the man will thank him or to be shocked from seeing this creature when he turns around to face him.

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Ankung
A relative of mr Flibbles?

The King of the Potato People orders the penguin to hug the handsome man before his relative, an awesome man, enters the room.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
No, a relative, of MUFFINS!

Muffins the bunny rushes over to the King of the Potato People and eats him and his Potato People

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Spring-At-Peace
:>

After hugging the handsome man, the penguin turns to see where the Potato People king was and instead, his cousin muffins with a giant stomach. standing in the same place. He then walks up to his cousin, wipes away the crumbs on his face, and says "How 'ya doin', cousin?" In a voice similar to Niko Bellic's voice and shaking his fuzzy hand with his cold flipper.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

Muffins smiles for a second. What dastardly evil is it thinking of doing now to that poor poor penguin who thinks that he's his cousin? Absolutely nothing, so he runs out and a moment later Niko Bellic runs in

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Spring-At-Peace
>:>

Niko Bellic runs to the penguin, due to getting a phone call from him. The penguin reveals himself as Roman with his Cell phone out from the old messages he has on his history. Then he says to Niko, "Let's go play some video games, ah?" while he cleans up the blood splatters from the 2 men he had stabbed while hugging. Then they play Super Smash Bros. for the Wii U, which Niko stole from nintendo one night, and then they go to their own homes later that night to sleep. Then the next day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6bv85hoQBM

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Iamnoone
...a trojan drives a tiny

...a trojan drives a tiny hybrid car around Haven yelling, "You dare slice me with your swords!" He comes upon the penguin. "Dinner!", he yells. He zigs to the right and dashes to the left trying to catch him. Knights bounce and flip in all directions as he runs into them. He cackles in delight when he sees the knights laying on the ground. He drives past the penguin and corners my by the fountain. He gets out and holds his Volcanic Pepperbox to him. "Cooked and seasoned at the same time." He aims and...

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

Meanwhile, in space. The alien Candy Cane has some evil plans to destroy Cradle. It eventually decides on a plan to fire a giant laser at it. It pushes the red button and the cannon charges, electricity crackles as it is about to destroy Cradle, except the laser isn't big enough. Because of this all the laser obliterates is the Trojan threatening the penguin. The Candy Cane shrugs and walks off now that it killed the Trojan