But suddenly the penguin stopped and the car disappears as Professor Oak's words echoed, "There's a time and place for everything, but not now."
Chain of Events Game.
Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:27
#52
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:57
#53
Shovel justice!
I pull a hand grenade out of my mouth and throw it in the air, and the sound of it exploding in mid-air drowns out Professor Oak's echoing words.
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 15:21
#54
Poor Professor Oak.
Professor Oak was hang gliding over head when you threw that grenade. You didn't hear his words of, "NO!", "Don't" and "STOP!".
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:43
#55
Remember, don't shoot food.
Professor Oak was hit by the gernade and fell to the ground, crashing right next to me. In a panic I started necroing random forum games.
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:54
#56
I never even killed Vanaduke before.
I used my new account to post in all the necroed forum games.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 02:16
#57
A Base Bomb fell and created
A Base Bomb fell and created a base with a refinery, fabricator, trade station and power source.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 07:16
#58
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, "Base Bombs" aren't actually a thing and it was really a regular bomb. The regular bomb made everybody die.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:16
#59
I revived because I still had my Emergency Revive.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:41
#60
I forced Vanaduke-Destroyer
I forced Vanaduke-Destroyer to play this: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/MatikCo/discussions/7/517142892064647395/
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 09:23
#61
I never even killed Vanaduke before.
Spirare, my main account, runs around doing random stuff unrelated to that.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 09:27
#62
I force Spirare to play
I force Spirare to play TechPlay too.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 09:31
#63
Remember, don't shoot food.
Spirare refuses to play, and instead eats a donut.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:00
#64
999 Cabbies with Machine Guns
999 Cabbies with Machine Guns surrounded Crazee Pi. They don't look friendly...
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:04
#65
Remember, don't shoot food.
The cyborg gumball with dual rocket launchers and the alien candy cane with dual mini-guns from before kill all the Cabbies.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:09
#66
FIERCE AND FIERY BATTLE!
Then a weather machine was damaged, a Cabbie was inserted and it was raining Cabbies.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:15
#67
Remember, don't shoot food.
The cyborg gumball with dual rocket launchers and the alien candy cane with dual mini-guns proceeded to insert themselves into the machine, causing cyborg gumballs with dual rocket launchers and alien candy canes with dual mini-guns to start raining down as well.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:36
#68
Some random guy over there drops a nuke there.
Spirare teleports to a tier 1 Mecha Knight factory before the nuke explodes.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 07:40
#69
Nanonizer sabotaged Spirare's
Nanonizer sabotaged Spirare's teleport, causing him to be teleported to hostile Cabbie Factory. The Cabbies fire at Spirare.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 10:23
#70
Remember, don't shoot food.
A magical narwhal comes and eats the factory whole.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 10:57
#71
Nothing can stop Cabbies!
The narwhal gets killed due to Cabbies attacking it from inside.
The Cabbies start taking over the world.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 13:46
#72
Remember, don't shoot food.
A giant meteor strikes the Earth, killing every Cabbie there is but for some reason nothing else is damaged by it.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 15:43
#73
Spirare walks to a tier 1 Mecha Knight factory.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 20:29
#74
Remember, don't shoot food.
That factory in particular happens to be run by tier 3 gremlins, who proceed to pound Spirare.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 20:53
#75
Fortunately Spirare brought his heat lvl 10 Grim Repeater and Acheron.
He proceeds to pound the Gremlins.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 21:39
#76
Nothing can stop Cabbies!
The moon sent a beam with another Cabbie at Spirare. I facepalmed. The Cabbie was rather friendly, as it was removed from the planet it was - the moon.
Wed, 09/30/2015 - 06:05
#77
Remember, don't shoot food.
The shots are blocked by random Trojans, who are there for absolutely no reason. One of them proceeded to kill the Cabbie.
Wed, 09/30/2015 - 07:00
#78
But this Cabbie was friendly!
Another Cabbie appears on top of the Trojans. This Cabbie has even no hostilities.
Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:39
#79
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! That's my program.
A Clocker-Unstable factory lands on everybody inside the Mecha Knight Factory.
The factory produces prototypes of Matikclocker to be put in R&D Test Chamber.
Aperture Science will be attacked on sight.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 17:45
#80
Remember, don't shoot food.
GLaDOs appears and somehow sends the entire factory underground before using all the prototypes for tests that isn't the R&D Test Chamber.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 18:07
#81
GLaDOs falls into the tentacles.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 18:18
#82
Remember, don't shoot food.
GLaDOS can't fall into the tentacles because she's on the ceiling.
GLaDOS proceeds to put the tentacles in the Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 21:25
#83
The ceiling and GLaDOs fall into the tentacles.
Because she put them in the Emergency Intelligence Incinerator, GLaDOs and the ceiling fall into the Emergency Intelligence Incinerator as well.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 23:34
#84
Noooo don't die Timmy!
The tentacles magically disappear as this is now considered trolling, and in their place Timmy from Fortunately but Unfortunately game appears, waiting for his very own home.
Fri, 10/02/2015 - 11:43
#85
Nothing can stop Cabbies!
The Emergency Intelligence Incinerator changes into a pile of Cabbies. They started to fire at GLaDOS.
Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:38
#86
Remember, don't shoot food.
A Tem appears. "h0I!!! im temmie!!!! u cabies?? u such a CUTE!!!" says Temmie.
All the cabbies are confused by the Tem and explode.
Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:13
#87
The Shroud of the Apocrea event triggers early.
Nano and Matik fell into the tentacles of the Apocrea and their souls got harvested.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:39
#88
Destroy- oh wait, did I say nothing can stop Cabbies?
I use Nanograpple before falling and I take Matik with me, causing Vanaduke-Destroyer to fall into the tentacles.
The tentacles after that explode and releases all Cabbies, nanobots, robots and Vanadukes suck inside to be released.
Cabbies teamwork with Vanadukes to take over the world.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:17
#89
However, the world fell into
However, the world fell into the tentacles, so it doesn't matter that they took it over.
Also, nothing except Matik and Nano fell into the Apocrea's tentacles. The tentacles I was talking about before were different tentacles.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:21
#90
An Electro-Disturbance
An Electro-Disturbance Machine falls on the Vanaduke-Destroyer. It turns on after a short while and programs itself.
The machine triggers when Vanaduke-Destroyer will say the word "tentacles", causing Vanaduke-Destroyer's post to be ignored.
Really, do something that doesn't involve the thing you are pointed at (tentacles), itsead of TENTACLES THIS, TENTACLES THAT, TENTACLES LOLOLOLOLOL TENTACLES ALL WORLD MUST FALL INTO TENTACLES LALALALALA, because it is boring and at this point considered as trolling.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:09
#91
Remember, don't shoot food.
Another Tem appears. This one shakes a lot.
@Matik I could say the same exact thing about your cabbies.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 10:21
#92
Electro-Disturbance Machines fall on the Nanonizer and the Matikclocker. It turns on after a short while and programs itself.
The machine triggers when Nanonizer or Matikclocker will say the word "cabbie" or the word "cabbies", causing Nanonizer's/Matikclocker's post to be ignored.
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Nanonizer and Matikclocker fell into the tentacle.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:25
#93
Singular or plural,
Singular or plural, electro-disturbance triggers anyways.
Vanaduke-Destroyer's post gets ignored.
A heavy weight falls on Crazee Pi. It comes with a voice that says, "I am not Matikclocker's alt"
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:36
#94
Remember, don't shoot food.
Of course the weight isn't Matik's alt, you're Matik's alt.
Now be a good boy and eat your vegetables.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 13:53
#95
However, it never mentioned that. Because of this, the electro-disturbance machine explodes.
My post is not ignored.
Nanonizer falls into the tent-a-cel-s.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 15:41
#96
/stare
I pop in out of nowhere and bring a marker board with me in front of Vanaduke-Destroyer. Points out with a red light pointer, "T-E-N-T-A-C-L-E-S" written on the board. Then suddenly, A bulldozer pushes Crazee-Pi and Vanaduke-Destroyer with Nanonizer and Matikclocker into the tentacles. With hot water and a pinch of salt, all together they start to get stirred for future Takoyaki in a humongous pot.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 17:37
#97
Remember, don't shoot food.
I walk out of the tentacles.
A Lesser Dog appears! The tentacles pets the dog, causing it's neck to lengthen slightly. It does this until the dog's head is touching the clouds.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 18:56
#98
The dog eats the clouds.
The penguin sitting on the steps near the fountain stares @ the trojan, who is nothing but a mere pile of crumbled concrete. He then shrugs it off, takes the volcanic pepperbox and drives the tiny hybrid car, which fits him just perfectly! Then before he drove off into the depths of Cradle, he drives next to Roman, who was still wearing the fake disguise of himself to get away with such crimes of annoying Niko for the past week and having a free pound of swedish fish candy every day, standing next to the AH bidding. Then he takes out the Volcanic Pepperbox and shoots up Roman, who then turns into a large seasoned and fully cooked turkey. Then he says in a voice similar to Gary Oak's voice, "Looks like you've been toasted by an Arcanine. You probably should've seen it coming rather than to stick your head in the ground like a Doduo, loser!", and then drives off, followed by GassyMexican chanting,"Praise the Lord!".