The Gremlins are watching your every move???
Wake up Isora!!
You guys ever noticed how...
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 17:00
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 09:06
#2
"But seriously dude, stop spreading our super secret secrets."
The... Knights ha-BREAKING NEWS PLANS OF CRADLE DOMINATION FOUND IN GREMLIN ARMOUR EYE???? STAY TUNED FOR MORE
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 11:44
#4
Gremlins rule.
One job man, ONE JOB!!!!!!!!!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 14:20
#5
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Hi everyone!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 14:40
#6
...
What is that thing doing here?
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 18:59
#7
I am an being of nothing but
I am an being of nothing but yet something and I've come to out an end to this foolishness
http://funnymoncreations.deviantart.com/art/Spiral-Knights-no-save-haven...
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:04
#8
/smiles evilly
I'm sorry if I barged in, but lettuce forgive and forget
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:26
#9
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
*bursts through a wall firing dual miniguns, laughing maniacally* GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:28
#10
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
*Alien Candy Cane comes from behind and loads Sonosuke with dual minigun bullets and continues what Sonosukes was doing after they died* GAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:42
#11
Wh-
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
As soon as that blasted Mutt got in here the whole place has gone nuts! *glares at Pi*
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 04:53
#12
That "mutt" is my friend!
*Apocrean harvester breaks out of the box* FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!! *Kills all but Sono and Pie*
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 12:32
#13
...Gremlin revolution?
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 21:06
#14
No! SAP Disagrees with Mystigryx.
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 21:51
#15
gimme a cookie
H. have sent over 1000 stalkers to haven (cloaked) what do you expect?
Thu, 09/18/2014 - 11:49
#16
Herex watches you pee.
Thu, 09/18/2014 - 14:41
#17
*sigh* Not that kind of stalker, Mystigryx...
Thu, 09/18/2014 - 14:49
#18
lel
lel
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 07:57
#19
"*sigh* Not that kind of stalker, Mystigryx..."
Then why am I getting paid for doing that?
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 10:47
#20
.
You're not.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 10:50
#21
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
You can't just assume someone isn't getting paid for doing something. Then again, don't listen me. I'm just the idiot with two miniguns.
Speaking of which, *continues spraying bullets everywhere*
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 10:51
#22
...Who gives this guy bullets?
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 10:58
#23
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 14:05
#24
Those bullets are spiders.
Stop firing spiders.
Spiders are bad.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 15:57
#25
Mystigryx is confirmed Gremlin Stalker. In every sense of the word.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 15:59
#26
"Mystigryx is confirmed Gremlin Stalker. In every sense of the word."
I just joined a party that you happened to be in.
I swear.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 16:10
#27
Your pants are very crunchy...
Hush... Everyone knows that the Gremlins are part of the illuminati confirmed.
Uh oh.
I typed Illuminati without a capital "I." I think I'm going to be assassinated soon. I'd better go in hiding.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 16:06
#28
"Hush... Everyone knows that the Gremlins are part of the illuminati confirmed."
i am a mender and what is this
"I typed Illuminati without a capital "I." I think I'm going to be assassinated soon. I'd better go in hiding."
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
HERE AT ILLUMINATI HQ SIRENS ARE WAILING
YOUR NAME IS FLASHING ON EVERY MONITOR
GREMLIN STALKERS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO DESTROY YOU
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 16:11
#29
Your pants are very crunchy...
Uh.. uh....... It wasn't me! I swear! It was that man over there, perching on a chair like a bird! PLEASEEEE NOOOOO... It wasn't me.....
[Insert Frowny Face]
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:04
#30
Where are you Cryptian? Mr Flibbles wants to play with you...
Hah! You silly gremlins are way too unorganized to be able to invade anything. Do you even know that Herex is rather employing us than his own? You wouldn't even be able to invade us!
Because we will stop you. With PAPERWORK! And SPAMBOTS! Or just by throwing chairs at you.
You know, I really feel like getting a cup of coffee. I'll close this window so it looks like I'm working. Err...If anyone asks, tell them that I wrote this on my lunch break. And tell them that I'm handsome and recommend me for promotion too.
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 07:57
#31
im vohtarak
oh no we've been noticed!
good thing I joined the spiral order when I found an empty crash pod...
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 08:29
#32
@Ankung
Pah! Anyone who prioritises promotions over explosions is clearly doing something wrong.
Come to think of it, do you devilites actually do any work, or do you just pretend to look busy?
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 12:11
#33
....
Errrr....
Well um...
it is like this...
...
um...
I can't really say but...
...
err...well I doesn't always pretend to...
um...
to look busy, sometimes I look...
um...
...sometimes I don't look busy when I do...err...things I'm not supposed to do...but...
...but to tell you more you'll have to, ummm, fill out these forms th-ohvoglookatthetimegottagonowbye!
*Throws himself through closest office wall and gets funny looks from co-workers*
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:53
#34
im vohtarak
yeah even gremlins in the highly corrupt colony do stuff
like decon zones, they take some apart and put it somewhere else
u guys just stand around and attack to look busy when theres a boss
and unorganized? the gremlins of the colony have strict laws and always follow orders
(except for that 10th crimson order member who found that crash pod and tried to convince tinkezar the knights aren't invaders)(me)
and herex of course
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 12:44
#35
A gremlin In a knight's costume.
"Gremlins are part of the illuminati confirmed."
Oh you must have mistaken us for the emberlight gremlins. The ones who rebeled against US are the real- OH NO!!! I SAID TO MUCH!!!!!!!!
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 14:50
#36
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Has anyone seen Ankung? I've come here to fire him because I have been getting complaints about him crashing through the wall, but that's allowed in the office. What I'm here for is the fact that Ankung forgot to get me my morning coffee! And Ankung's excuse? "But I threw it at someone!"
/throws papers into the air
Useless I tell you, fired, fired, FIRED! I wish I could fire you Gremlins too.
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 15:06
#37
im vohtarak
if you fire the colonies gremlins they'll turn your offices into decon zones
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 15:15
#38
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
In order to do that, they need our totally official and legal deed to the colony, otherwise you have no right to invade our offices! If you do, I'll promote every I see to Overtimers and they'll destroy every one of you Gremlins who think they can just dump their robot parts into our offices. And don't think you can steal it!
If you don't dump your robot parts into our office then I'm ok with that. Smiley face sticker for you! (Smiley face stickers are how I reward my workers who did a good job but not good enough for a promotion, which is most of them)
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 15:49
#39
Mr Flibbles wish to have a smiley sticker too!
Please, don't dump your robotics here. It leaves so much paperwork to do. Firstly our cleaning order have to be approved by our manager. He (read:his employees) will then have to fill a form to send to our CEO who will request a headhunt on a cleaner. You get the idea...Then comes the interviews. And I'm busy enough as it is, I might have to shudder work Overtime...
I'm working way too much right now.
*Gazes into the office from a barricaded broom closet*
Well. Maybe I'm not really the workaholic I tell you about, but unlike those...errgh...gorgos...ick. Well, I'm at least actively trying to avoid it, so I won't end up like that...
Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:52
#40
im vohtarak
im not from the colony anymore, as previously stated, i joined the knights' cause when tinkezar wouldn't see the logic that they're not ill intentioned, but whatever
but tinkezar will probably just raid you and take the deed (it was corrupt when I left and it probably still is)
but good for you those shadow themed office supplies should keep them away quite well
Fri, 10/03/2014 - 06:08
#41
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.
*whirrrr* 01010000 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01000001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 01010011 01001001 01000100 01000101 00101110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000010 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 01000001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01011001 00100000 01000100 01000001 01001101 01000001 01000111 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000110 01010101 01010010 01001110 01001001 01010100 01010101 01010010 01000101 00101110 *shuffle shuffle*
Fri, 10/03/2014 - 07:31
#42
@Doctorspacebar
Damage the furniture?
What, you mean like this thing?
*nudges a filing cabinet over with my hammer*
Fri, 10/03/2014 - 21:39
#43
Herex doesn't watch you pee
I do
Fri, 10/03/2014 - 19:22
#44
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Bah, it's a defect. We should fire it.
/grabs the filing cabinet and throws it at Doctorspacebar
Sat, 10/04/2014 - 00:27
#45
Oh no! It's the Pointy Horned Boss!
Nooooo! That's where I hide my cookies!
*Grabs the cabinet and runs off, getting even more funny looks by his co-workers*
Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:51
#46
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
What? There's Ankung!
/walks over to Ankung
Ankung, you need to come to work on Sunday and Saturday this week because of the coffee incident, shame on you, no smiley face sticker for you!
/watches as Ankung becomes a Overtimer
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 03:57
#47
im vohtarak
hehe overtimers
pretty funny watching them bounce around not doing anything
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 11:06
#48
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, at least I saved my cookies.
*Some random Blarful puts the cookies in a garbage can and walks away with it, also giving me funny looks*
NOOOOO! WHY ME? %@#¤!
*Picks up an axe and runs after the evil little son of a polyp*
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:50
#49
what what
Daily reminder th- Mending!
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:50
#50
Mend-f*** that failed.
*tri
Mend-f*** that failed.
*tri minigun spray everywhere* HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!
OMG IF YOU LISTEN TO THE HAVEN THEME BACKWARDS IT SAYS "GREMLINS RULE THE WORLD" OMG.
But seriously dude, stop spreading our super secret secrets.