It's an invader! Kill it, before it lay eggs! And before we have bullet holes everywhere. Those are a pain to clean up.
You guys ever noticed how...
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 23:12
#52
Flibbles CHAAAARGE!
Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:14
#53
Lolno
(First of all, RPing as Ergir the spiral knight.)
*Ankung is seen on ground. I turn around, you see triangle. Illuminati confirmed.*
Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:19
#54
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
What? How did you know I was secretly working for the Illuminati? Blasted Knights, I'll get my employees to handle you.
/runs into office building
/tons of overtimers come out and attack Ergir
/walks out surrounded by Yesmen
Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:23
#55
what what
*Is swamped by Yesmen*
I'M DROWNING IN ALL THIS BROWN-NOSING!
*Slowly sinks to the floor*
Fri, 10/10/2014 - 17:27
#56
Ergir is loomi-nati knight
Oh, Crazee-Pi. I thought I killed you.
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 01:24
#57
I don't think the laws of nature apply in this thread Ergir...
Waitwaitwait....
You...
killed...
my boss???
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!
*Turns back into a regular devilite*
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 08:18
#58
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
What? No, you didn't. What kind of monster kills me? I need to go back inside right now to do some office work, if you excuse me. Whoever kills Ergir gets the rest of the day off! As for Ankung...
/turns Ankung into an Overtimer
/walks back inside
/Overtimers kill Ergir
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 09:26
#59
Settle it IN SMASH!
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Sat, 10/11/2014 - 16:13
#60
what what
*Runs away because things are being thrown around*
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:23
#61
@Doctorspacebar
No, Shufflebots aren't programmed to Tornado uppercut things. Something's clearly wrong with your programming. Perhaps a forced reassembly is in order...
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:32
#62
@Atlas-Snowcap
I TOLD the management to not use Mecha Knights to build robots.
And you know what they did?
They ignored me and blew up the desk.
How demos get promotions I'll never know.
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:33
#63
Don't know.
.
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:38
#64
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
No no no, Atlas, the Shufflebot can't understand you. You'd make a terrible manager. Let ME do it
/runs towards a computer and makes a starts typing stuff in
/prints it out and hands it to Doctorspacebar which says...
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Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:40
#65
@Mystigryx
Heck, the bigger the explosion, the better the promotion.
(Which is why it takes so long to actually fix anything around here...)
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:45
#66
@Atlas-Snowcap
You ever worked the night shift on a deconstruction zone?
I always get penned up with those guys.
Seriously, as soon as a Knight runs past those guys lose it and throw bombs everywhere.
Not even a wrench wand can cure these migraines.
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:47
#67
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
@Mystigryx Do what I would do; fire them. If you can't fire them, then get them fired
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:51
#68
@Crazee-Pi
Easy for you to say, you've got a nice high-up job and an endless supply of coffee.
While I've spent the past month living off jelly ramen, because SOME PEOPLE spend all the budget on explosives.
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 17:57
#69
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Sat, 10/11/2014 - 18:10
#70
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 20:27
#71
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Sat, 10/11/2014 - 20:58
#72
Wait, Pit Boss guy! Do you know how to summon Undead? Why? No reason, just... no reason.
@DoctorShufflebot
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Sat, 10/11/2014 - 21:25
#73
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Sun, 10/12/2014 - 03:00
#74
AAAARGH!
THAT'S IT! I'M OFF!
I'll take out my vacation now! Oh wait, I don't have any...
*Que flashback*
"Whoever kills Ergir gets the rest of the day off! As for you Ankung..."
"NOOO! PLEASE! I'VE GOT A WIFE AND FAMILY AND A CUTE LITTLE PUPPIE NAMED SCRUFFLES! Ok, most of that was a lie, BUT SCRUFFLES NEEDS ME!"
*rewind*
"Whoever kills Ergir gets the rest of the day off!"
*rewind*
"Kills Ergir gets the rest of the day off!"
*rewind*
"The rest of the day off!"
*rewind*
"Day off!"
...
..
.
"I MIGHT STILL HAVE A CHANCE!"
*Hunts Ergir down, only to find his dead body on the floor outside the broom closet*
"WHY CRUEL WORLD!!!"
Sun, 10/12/2014 - 06:59
#75
SHOCKING EVIDENCE DISCOVERED BY SPIRAL HQ
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
97% OF PEOPLE THINK THIS IMAGE IS FAKE
Sun, 10/12/2014 - 10:30
#76
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
@Sonosukes The undead are working for a rival corporation, so no.
/tosses the coffee at Doctorspacebar
Well, this scuttlebot seems to be trying to dip into our profits. Did I say our? I meant mine. Telling my employees that if they killed the last menace they get a day off. Speaking of which...
/points at my employee that killed Ergir.
YOU! YOU GET THE REST OF THE DAY OFF!
/watches as my employee turns back into a regular devilite and runs off
The rest of you, work harder!
Now, whoever kills the scuttlebot too gets the rest of the day off
/watches as all the devilites instantly go after Doctorspacebar
Sun, 10/12/2014 - 11:12
#77
what what
Oh, no you don't.
If that Scuttlebot gets smashed then it's coming out my paycheck.
Sun, 10/12/2014 - 19:09
#78
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Sun, 10/12/2014 - 19:29
#79
I'm done being serious. Time to revel in insanity.
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Sun, 10/12/2014 - 21:34
#80
!
So you are saying they put there own eyes in the shields? Ewwwww. Now I know why they wear goggles!
Tue, 10/14/2014 - 01:17
#81
But what if....
The Almirians evolved into Gremlins! It would completely change the way I view the world! It woul-Oh, wait... I'm getting a call...
...
Pi?
...
I'm publishing a theory on the evolution on cradle!
..
No, I'm not revealing the Almirian incident.
...
Why? I can say what I want! I have rights you know!
...
I don't?
...
Aurgh! I hate working overtime! Why me?
...
...
..
No, I want to keep my job
...
Sigh, fine
...
Well, I guess it's back to filing work orders for me...
Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:06
#82
what what
Psst.
Guys.
Don't tell anyone this but...
We hire Tenderfoot Thwackers to dress up and pretend to be Lord Vanaduke.
...Did you really think he'd be alive after thousands of years?
It's a Gremlin insider secret!
Keep it quiet.
Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:24
#83
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
@Ironclaw-Mender I guess I should tell you that we actually hired the Snarbolax, it makes a surprisingly better and more organized worker then, someones...
/glares at whole office of employees
I mean, why else is there a fancy Snarbolax forum icon available? Because we hired him! I think that was a weekend party they had a long long time ago when they took a picture of him in that suit. I wasn't there of course, but that doesn't mean I don't know about it.
Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:30
#84
@Crazee-Pi
So, uhh...
How does Snarby contribute to the work environment?
The management tried to give it an interview, but SOMEBODY dropped their wrench, made it freak out, and bury its way underground.
Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:55
#85
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
@Ironclaw-Mender We mainly use it to get employees to stop complaining, and it doesn't ask for much pay. All it wants is a steak for it's paycheck! Can't complain. We're actually working on hiring the Royal Jelly too.
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:17
#86
im vohtarak
better stock up on celestial ore for that fat jello cube
royal slimes always wasting good crafting materials on looks
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 07:47
#87
Ok, I've sorted out the A-128 forms...Just 1572 forms to go!
Money is not our problem.
Some of you might wonder if we will have enough money to support our projects.
Some of us wonders why we don't get any pay for our work.
Some of us have seen Pi's yacht.
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:19
#88
Hey guys, Herex and Razwog, huh?
What's up with that?
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:54
#89
im vohtarak, call me by that name
maybe when you join herex you need an ear cut off for initiation or something
seerus also has earrings
herex has some relation to razwog if you look at crossing the chasm recently
so it makes sense for both to have fire/poison color schemes
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:23
#90
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
@Ankung I thought not turning into a Gorgo was enough pay
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 23:42
#91
what what
"seerus also has earrings"
ok but what you haven't taken into account is that SEERUS ISN'T REAL
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 04:26
#92
im vohtarak, call me by that name
yes he is, the knights killed him (or he escaped im not sure)
can't believe I used to work with that psycho
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 05:26
#93
what what
The Gremlin you call Seerus was somebody pretending to be him.
I mean, what kind of idiot carries around a live rocket?
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 08:10
#94
I've figured it out!
Herex and Razwog were working together to reach the core, because the Artifact is actually a k- *Gets shot and dragged away by a Ghostmane Stalker*
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 11:42
#95
im vohtarak, call me by that name
yeah duh its a key
and guess what, he was INSANE, of course he would carry a rocket
Sat, 10/18/2014 - 21:19
#96
:|
Herex and Razwog either are working together or are THE SAME PERSON. YES THE ARTIFACT WAS A KEY!!!!! And they are trying to keep something Inside.... Something that they don't want the knights to find.....
Sun, 10/19/2014 - 01:31
#97
The core contains an embarrassing Christmas photo of the Crimson Order.
CONFIRMED
Sun, 10/19/2014 - 08:35
#98
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
No, the core is just my dumpster where I dump all the trash the Blarfuls make, the Gremlins and Knights are silly running around and thinking my popcorn popper can open my core and that there is amazing stuff in there.
Sun, 10/19/2014 - 10:47
#99
im vohtarak, call me by that name
that trash would probably become radioactive waste with all that energy
NUCLEAR POWERED SKYLARK
finally the knights would leave and i could kill that corrupt order stealthily
(seerusly they just run in and attack what are they thinking?)
Sun, 10/19/2014 - 12:41
#100
I agree with Vohtarak
Wait a second now...
So. We've been sending out silkwings and trojans to a fallen king WHO ACTUALLY IS AN IMPOSTER?
This breaks at least a hundred of our rules! And probably a few laws too! I even breaks all of the few ethical guidelines we have! Wait, did we have ethical guidelines to begin with?
And how would a gremlin fit in a so big suit?
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
*Turns into an "Upset Overtimer", something so angry that not even those silly little iron knights have seen them before*
Hmm...I'll never become a gorgo if I continue like this...
Oh, Cradle's not going anywhere. It's all thanks to- us 9001.
*9000 minigun spread everywhere* This is more like it.