Spiral Knights - The Weapons Game

The Weapons Game

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Sat, 08/01/2015 - 11:40

#51

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember: Don't shoot food.

The BaN hAMmEr doesn't care for silly Anti-Ban security and can ban through any Anti Ban devices, although it didn't ban Kian anyway, just their immortality, duplicates, statis, and all other random overpowered stuff they have. The lasers from the satelites hit it but nothing happens due to the fact that the BaN hAMmEr bans them on hit.

You know, you wouldn't really have to worry about the BaN hAMmEr that much if you stopped attacking it (unless you're being like Kian was).

I grab I machine gun and begin shooting everywhere.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 13:36

#52

Matikclocker

END.

The BaN hAMmEr suddenly changes into a message for Crazee Pi.
This is what it writes...

Weapon Violation
BaN hAMmEr stands for a Critipowered weapon which is strictly prohibited.
This weapon has been removed from existence as it's power is OVER ANY COMPREHENSION.
Even with every weapon here combined it is too hard to destroy.
Please pick a new weapon other than BaN hAMmEr.
This message is indestructible and has every power as BaN hAMmEr.
Except banning. This is only a message.
And this message enforces NO SUPER WEAPONS rule.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 13:45

#53

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember: Don't shoot food.

The BaN hAMmEr cannot be banned.

It falls out of the sky and hits the message, banning it.

Ignore the BaN hAMmEr and it'll mostly ignore you.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 13:58

#54

Matikclocker

My mainframe pressure

My mainframe pressure increases like crazy.
Waiting in A New Kind of Roleplaying Game.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 15:13

#55

Kian-Slime-Master

i did post a weapon

I have the remover and i use it to remove vana destroyer and the ban hammer before i can be harmed, and any attacks that hit my stasis will be consumed before they can harm the stasis meaning nothing can reach me, SORRY

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 16:23

#56

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember: Don't shoot food.

I grab a shotgun, run up to Matikclocker, and shoot it right at their head to blow it off.

(I'm waiting for Sonosukes to post there first.)

@Kian the BaN hAMmEr cannot be removed, destroyed, or consumed. It bans the stasis anyway.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 17:50

#57

Kian-Slime-Master

wow

I already said nothing can ban nor harm me nor the stasis, meaning thr BaN haMmEr is useless against me

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 17:55

#58

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember: don't shoot food.

As said before, the BaN hAMmEr can ban the unbannable.

Gawd I feel like we're all being a bunch of 5 year olds right now.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 18:02

#59

Kian-Slime-Master

WELL!!

The remover can remove the unremoveable, and just like the ban hammer, cannot be harmed, transformed, or banned in anyway unless i give you the scroll that tells you that you are responsible to engage me in battle, kill me (as even things that can ban the unbannable wont work on me) and get the remover, also pi this is for me craziness, i WILL call matikclocker and matik co. Enforcer squad for assistance if you dont STOP right now

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 18:10

#60

Falminar

I teleport in the scroll, then use the Acheron mentioned earlier to cut you in half and kill you.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 18:19

#61

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember: don't shoot food.

Bans from the BaN hAMmEr take priority over everything else, including the remover weapon, so meaning if you use the remover weapon on it it will just result in the remover weapon being banned while the BaN hAMmEr stays. It's very clear right now that you are more out of control then anybody is, considering you put yourself in a stasis which you say is completely invincible.

How old are you anyway?

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:18

#62

Kian-Slime-Master

wow

I do not give away my age, and no, nobody will, also, the scroll needs to be given by me, you cannot simply take it to kill me and use or ban or destroy the remover, also, since the remover removes even the unremoveable, the ban hammer and the remover would destroy eachother if one attacked the other, so.......... yeah.......... leave the remover alone and i wont jump behind you and immediately remove you

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:26

#63

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Are you afraid you'll get banned for real for being underaged if you do?

As I said, the BaN hAMmEr's bans have higher priority than everything, including the remover weapon, so if they attacked each other the BaN hAMmEr would ban the remover weapon before it can remove it.

It doesn't matter anyway because the remover weapon was already banned some time ago.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 21:38

#64

Falminar

I spawn in a ban hammer, then realize that my ban hammer is weaker than Crazee's, so I clone his BaN hAMmEr instead and use it to ban Kian. Then I teleport in Crazee's real hAMmEr, smash the clone on it, then take the one that wasn't banned (probably the original, but I'm not completely sure) and teleport it back to Crazee before he notices it was gone.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 22:45

#65

Quintinius-Vergnix

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

I detonate a False Vacuum Collaspe Bomb on the BaN hAMmEr, causing the laws of physics around it to change.

It becomes incompatible with the rest of the universe and ceases to exist.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 23:06

#66

Matikclocker

RESPAWN READY! Matik Co.

RESPAWN READY!

Matik Co. Enforcer Squad comes and attacks Vanaduke-Destroyer.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 23:30

#67

Falminar

I use my Sequioa +Death +Fire

I use my Sequioa +Death +Fire +Freeze +Toxic +Drain +Shock +Gust +Explosive +Sharp +Ghost +Unbreakable from that game and blow up the Matik Co. Enforcer Squad for not playing along with the rules and mentioning a weapon.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 23:43

#68

Matikclocker

Enforcer Squad cannot be

Enforcer Squad cannot be blown up and they didn't mention a weapon.
Enf. Squad calls for assistance.
Suddenly an army with Alchemers (aka Alchewings) come and overwhelm you.

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 05:54

#69

Kian-Slime-Master

great

Respawning............ in 3.......... 2......... 1........ RESPAWNED! Also i am sorry, but you cannot ban me even with stuff of higher priority, the same goes for the remover weapon, you know what, i WILL leave the ban hammer alone IF you leave the remover alone

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 09:22

#70

Kian-Slime-Master

and pi

Of course not, i would even not be in this game if i were underaged, alright? Once, i thought my greatest enemy was novaster, but it is YOU pi, and vana, if there is ghost on that wep you cant get us with it because it wont collide

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 06:03

#71

Kian-Slime-Master

and...

I spawned in a new remover with the same priority of the ban hammer, meaning if one attacked the other now they would destroy eachother

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 08:38

#72

Falminar

@Kian and Matik

@Kian - (The Sequoia is a gun, bullets from a ghost weapon from that game aren't ghost.)

@Matik - I meant to say they didn't mention a weapon, meaning they aren't playing along with the rules. Also, even if they can't be blown up, my weapon has +Death, +Fire, +Shock, +Gust, and +Toxic, meaning I'd still kill them.

I spawn in several hundred tanks on top of them, then spawn in several more around them which start shooting them, just to make sure they're dead.

Then I go steal a wrench wand -6 heal speed from a Tenderfoot Mender.

Tue, 08/04/2015 - 13:12

#73

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Tenderfoot-Mender (the forumer) comes and smacks you with a wand of +10 smacking.

The BaN hAMmEr turns into the BaN hAmMEr before the bomb explodes, before turning back into the BaN hAMmEr ans continuing to exist.

I use a nuke of +9 damage to tanks to destroy all of Vanaduke's tanks.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:28

#74

Hershey-Kiss

I am the central control

I am the central control system with hack proof +infinity. I reprogram the ban hammer a destroy its existence. I also destroy all the crafting recipes for it. And erase it from knights memory.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 05:07

#75

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

The tools you use to program are instantly banned when you try to use them on the BaN hAMmEr, making it continue to exist.

Also their are no recipes for it anyway.

I toss several bombs of +99 explosions into the central control system be for remotly detonating them, completely destroying it.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 05:31

#76

Matikclocker

I use mind control to control

I use mind control to control Crazee Pi, then I force him to facepalm and say ARG! every time he does facepalm.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 06:20

#77

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I put on a tin-foil hat, making me immune to mind control.

I throw a combustable lemon at Matik.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 02:38

#78

Matikclocker

I throw the lemon back at

I throw the lemon back at you.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 09:44

#79

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

We play hot potato with the lemon until it finally explodes in Matik's hands.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 09:57

#80

Matikclocker

My hands restore as I have Nano Disruptors inside.
Then I use Auto-Saddlinator to ride Crazee Pi.
Watch out - I am very heavy!

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 10:27

#81

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Unfortunately for you, it is stated in rule 198 of the book of 3814 rules of the office building for Devilites that if you ever attempt to ride a Greaver you will instantly be blown up by the Greaver through magic.

/magics Matik to explode.

/flys away out of range of any attempts to explode me back.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 10:39

#82

Matikclocker

I am immune to magic. I use a

I am immune to magic.
I use a grappler and I throw you into volcano.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 10:54

#83

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

/holds onto the grappler, causing Matik to come with me.

/flys above the volcano before letting go of the grappler, causing Matik to fall in.

/drops in several combustable lemons to make sure he's dead.

/flys away before Matik can suddenly come back to life and attack me.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 19:48

#84

Kian-Slime-Master

*grabs matik before he falls in volcano and brings goth of us to the ethereal realm where i control everything and any suoer weapons in the ethereal realm will do nothing*

"How do you throw him in there!" *takes me and matik to ethereal world*

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 23:26

#85

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Hey lookie here, I got myself a magic wand!

/travels to the Ethereal Realm.

YOU get a super weapon!

/turns a nearby rock into a super weapon.

YOU get a super weapon!

/turns a nearby tree into a super weapon.

EVERYBODY gets a super weapon.

/turns everything into a super weapon.

Seeing as Kian has almost no way of defending himself now that everything except my magic wand is a super weapon, which according to him are all useless.

/whacks Kian several hundred times on the head to annoy him before running off and dropping 20 nukes on him, none of which explode.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 22:27

#86

Matikclocker

ARF! Ability Rated Five.

/pushes Kian before crushed by 20 unexploded nukes
/makes Kian immune to magic/items created by magic
/makes for Kian possible to wield magic created items even with immunity
/shoots everything what he has at Crazee Pi
/turns into a plane and takes Kian away

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 23:33

#87

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

/magics my wand to make it able to magic immune people.

/turns all of Matik's weapon's into super weapons.

/turns the plane transformation into a super weapon.

Also note that you could already wield magic created weapons (aside from my wand), you just couldn't use them as they're now super weapons (except for my wand of course).

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 00:01

#88

Matikclocker

Super weapon = Unable to use?

I have no idea why weapons augmented with magic (AKA "Super" Weapons) cannot be used.
And you cannot pierce through immunity unless you do an "Update". Updates refresh the wand and makes for it again possible to attack people immune to magic as their defenses are Outdated.

I attempt to use "Super" Weapons (I quote them because they are rubbish) to attack Crazee Pi then transform into a plane again to rescue Kian from "Super" Ethereal Lands.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 07:34

#89

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((You seem to have no idea how magic works.))

Because Kian says they can't. (Also they aren't augmented with magic.)

And what?

Unfortunately for you, I had turned your plane transformation into a super weapon, so when you try to use it all that happens is a doomsday device comes out of you.

I use my magic wand to magic up a magic ray and fire it at Matik and Kian. (And don't say that you're immune to it or I'll start bringing out the BaN hAMmEr, and the BaN hAMmEr works anywhere no matter what.)

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 18:43

#90

Kian-Slime-Master

I can still use super weapons as i am the OWNER of the ethereal world so i instant kill pi and remove his corpse

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 18:49

#91

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Well if you can use super weapons...

/loads a mini nuke launcher.

Then I am allowed to as well.

/dodges the instant kill and fires 12 orbital lasers at Kian.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 18:52

#92

Kian-Slime-Master

Pi only i can use super weapons and in the ethereal realm i am completely invulnerable, so since im the owner i can instant kill you..... so........ Plasma in your face!

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:04

#93

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry, it's all or nothing, that applies to the invulnerability too.

/watches as my new invulnerability completely protects me from all that.

/sits around waiting for Kian to turn the invulnerability off for everyone (including himself) because nobody in the ethereal realm can do anything until then.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:13

#94

Kian-Slime-Master

Pi dont you understand i own the ethereal lands so i get specialties? I turn off the invulnerabillity and then say "Plasma in your face!" To explode you before you can get away, and i then make me the only one who gets buffs, because you should understand my enemies dont get any of my super buffs, since i control everything in the ethereal world, i can remove your buffs, i will give you one last chance before i remove you from the ethereal world and return you to the corporeal world

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:29

#95

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I put a mini-dimension around me, and since I'm technically no longer in the ethereal realm, you can't remove me or my buffs.

I launch a mini nuke at Kian with my mini nuke launcher.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:03

#96

Kian-Slime-Master

I give me my invulnerability back before the nuke hits me, and my powers are so strong in the ethereal dimension i can use them In OTHER DIMENSIONS so i have put you back in the corporeal realm and banned you from the ethereal realm

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:00

#97

Falminar

If you get special bonuses for owning that dimension/realm, shouldn't he get similar bonuses for owning/creating his dimension/realm? If you can use these powers in other dimensions, he should be able to as well. So I'm guessing he'll remove Kian's buffs and use his mini nuke launcher on him. (He can post otherwise if he has other plans)

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 05:36

#98

Kian-Slime-Master

@vana you have a good point, i am still immune to EVERYTHING in the ethereal realm and he can have implosion and explowion immunity but i cant let him use any removal powers, i can let him add immunity to people but he cant put immunity on himself

Edit:Pi you can make a dimension that you own and if i come to it you can knock me up, but you need a transdimnsionalizer to make a dimension

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 05:46

#99

Matikclocker

ERROR, please try again after Plasma In Your Face.

I load SupaPlasmaLazaAtomRailNanoElecRaveWreckNukeizer, use Trans-something-izer to get to the Crazee Pi dimension and charge it. One...two..three...PLASMA IN YOUR FACE!

The explosion was so strong so the dimension was deleted from existence and caused me and Pi to return to Ethereal Lands.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 06:18

#100

Kian-Slime-Master

@Matik i banned pi from ethereal realm, you are still allowed in it but crazee pi is in the corporeal (material) world

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