Rules: All participants cannot, at any time during the bar fight, drink non-alchoholic beverages, cry after being hit, or try to settle everybody down. If somebody explodes someone else, they get extra badass points. The only way to reddem them is to insert them in a giant mechanical horse's butt without getting killed. Also, the mecha-horse might explode. I checked, this was perfectly legal.
Let's start a good old fashioned bar fight!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:24
Mon, 05/18/2015 - 04:19
#2
now give me a drinkkk!
aarrgha!
Mon, 05/18/2015 - 16:48
#3
wheres my drink!?
aaarrgh if i dont get my drink.then ill shoot ye all!
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 21:43
#4
Thats a pirate .-.
Thats a pirate .-.
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 21:44
#5
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
here is drank.
Fri, 06/05/2015 - 22:55
#6
...
Help!! there is a tortodrone pirate with a large drink!!!
Tue, 06/09/2015 - 20:14
#7
sorry.
i passed out.
Tue, 06/09/2015 - 20:18
#8
and dont question my accent or..
ill drive my flourish through ye heart.
Sat, 06/13/2015 - 21:29
#9
!!!
Halp!!! the Tortodrone has turned into a skeleton!! There is now a polymorphing, violent pirate with a large, empty drink.
Xteri hands Starskystrike a larger drink, then disarms them and impales their face.
Sun, 06/14/2015 - 00:54
#10
A disc was under Xteri's
A disc was under Xteri's chair. The disc raised upwards and threw Xteri and her chair! Matikclocker ambushed you!
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 20:22
#11
sorry
i passed out again.
And im not a torto
im skellebones.
Kk give me a ....... (passes out).
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 20:28
#12
(awaken)
@maticlocker who me?
@ xteri sorry im too drunk to listenn to any(hic)thing,
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:36
#13
Halp!
The disc succeeded in infecting me with the dreaded illness dubstep... I am now running around, break dancing and dancing with random people.
"Some one call 9-1-1 now!"
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:59
#14
Did I say that the disc has
Did I say that the disc has dubstep disease? Ok, it can be. Just like you said GJ 1214b is a Tickle Squid planet.
Robot waaaaaants DUBSTEP! More! More!
Matikclocker prepares Batterboot and hits Xteri each time she goes off rhythm.
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 08:27
#15
now;
give me another d(hix)rink.
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 08:31
#16
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
soz,dats my hourly (hic) rage.(which isnt(hic) hourly)now; where is my ship?
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 10:11
#17
I shipped it. I use your ship
I shipped it. I use your ship to hit you.
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:26
#18
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Yeaaaaaaaaar, did yooou (hic) hear it? That guy shiiiped thoz two (hic) tegether, theyr getin merrid. Hoooooraa(hic)aaay!
/passes out
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:08
#19
aharrgha(rage time)
im goin away.(to redeem dat points)(hic) #passes out
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 07:28
#20
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Ere ar you (hic) goin? I tought that guy shiiped you (hic) weth that Extari guy.
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 07:32
#21
I will blast you away! I use
I will blast you away! I use Batterboot to perform a home run using Crazee Pi and Starskystrike. I then bring a keg of drink and spill all of it on Starskystrike.
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 07:39
#22
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Loook at that guy, thenking e can (hic) get a hoome ruuun, I'll shuw (hic) him. Back in my dey I goot the most (hic) sttylesh home run, and (hic) stilll have it.
/grabs a bat and walks over to Matikclocker.
/falls onto Matikclocker due to being drunk.
Oooops (hic). Soomeone help mee upp!
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:39
#23
i forgot .
iiim a pirrate!(with a hood on now!) and i can hijack all ships!bye *hic* bye!
Ahahahahahahaha*cough cough*hahahaha!!1
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:43
#24
noww!
im back with da pts. Redeemed!but where is @fight beetle? Has he *hic* passed out?
And @matik give me dat disk NOW! Or i will drive my flurish thu ye hert.
And!
@thagx
i challenge u for a fencin' fight on my ship!
Come out wherever ye are!
Argahahhahaha!
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:44
#25
im back with da pts.
im back with da pts. Redeemed!but where is @fight beetle? Has he *hic* passed out?
And @matik give me dat disk NOW! Or i will drive my flurish thu ye hert.
And!
@thagx
i challenge u for a fencin' fight on my ship!
Come out wherever ye are!
Argahahhahaha!
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 19:00
#26
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, I used *hic* to bee an Pi-Raaaate, but den I *hic* toook an aroow tu da kneee.
I cen stil bee a *hic* Pi-Rate iif I wanted to!
Wed, 06/24/2015 - 22:01
#27
hahahahahaha*hic*hahahaha
so funny.
Wed, 06/24/2015 - 22:03
#28
hey u want some *hic*?
tell me.*hic*
Wed, 06/24/2015 - 23:00
#29
Kills drunk people.
Kills drunk people.
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 00:10
#30
I sneak up... HOMERUN! I
I sneak up... HOMERUN! I blasted Boneblinder with Batterboot then infect him with disc dubstep disease! Robot waaaants DUBSTEP!
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 18:56
#31
.
so do i.
@thag now ur here!lets do a flourish duel!
On MY ship! And i mean,
.
MY SHIP!
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 21:44
#32
Sneaks up on Matik and drives
Sneaks up on Matik and drives a Flourish through his butt.
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 22:44
#33
We need to set up a sentry.
((You should be banned for that.))
Unfortunately I am a robot, so nothing pierced through me.
I then walk to Boneblinder and self-destruct, damaging him and respawning.
During self-destruct, I said:
"I will be BACK! As a powerful and raving robot with ULTIMATE POWERS!" and then exploded.
RESPAWN {...}
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 21:17
#34
@Star why did you say
@Star why did you say "thag"?
@Matik you dont have to turn every thread into a RPG thread. SERIOUSLY.
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 00:32
#35
((I respawn normally. I
((I respawn normally. I respawn and I am normal and I don't turn threads into RPG battle.))
Please, please, please. Isn't it Thagx? That's because of YOU Boneblinder is arguing with ME! Better go to Overclock Time with Matikclocker and let the conversation (or another fight which I don't want to see) begin. We will talk about...umm...You will find out.
Sentry going up!
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 05:44
#36
@Matik
So basically your sentry goes up whenever a sensible human is near you.
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 05:59
#37
Maybe, sentry sets up when I
Maybe, sentry sets up when I am taking part in the thread. Logic.
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 03:12
#38
@thag
i said dat cuz im gpnna pass out
AGAIN.
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 03:15
#39
thag
i said dat cuz im gpnna pass out
AGAIN.
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 03:16
#40
opps dubble post.
opps dubble post.
Mon, 06/29/2015 - 10:54
#41
Herrrrrr...
/Enter the bar
/Immediatly get hit on the head by a thrown beer bottle.
/Go away
Sat, 07/18/2015 - 14:06
#42
GOO GLOBBER!!!
*walks in*
*tosses quadrillion goo globbers at thagx and boneblinder and everything is covered in slime now*
Sat, 07/18/2015 - 15:37
#43
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Yaaaaaaaaaar, Im aa *hic* Pi-Rate agin.
/Pi-Rate ship suddenly crashes into the forth wall of the bar.
Yaaaaaaar, I bee levin ye matey.
/boards the Pi-Rate ship and sails away.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 00:42
#44
I am still in good
I am still in good condition.
*fires Rocket Multilauncher at Pi-Rate*
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 07:24
#45
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
/watches Matikclocker attempt to fire at me but just falls onto the ground.
Yaaaaaaaaaar, yeeeee cant eveen *hic* atack yeee laandlubar, i'l fiire da canons at *hic* yew if yeeeeeeeeee kep dat up!
/falls over.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 08:43
#46
I am not noobish enough, you
I am not noobish enough, you know?
I use stabilisators and fire Rocketboots from Rocket Multilauncher at Pipipipipi.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 10:11
#47
GOO GLOBBER!!!!!!!!
*falls on pi and crushes that scallywag to death*
"How dare you try and shoot cannons at him!"
*explodes pi*
*inserts point in mech horses butt with success*
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 12:39
#48
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
/watches as Kian-Slime-Master stumbles onto me doing no damage to me before attempting to blow me up without any explosives.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, stap it yeeee *hic* lend-lubarz or il make yeeeeeeeeee waalk da *hic* plennk.
/watches as Matikclocker attempts to fire rockets at me but only succeeds in adding to the pile of me and Kian.
YAAAAAAAAAAAR, THETYS IT *hic*, I BEE GOIN AWEY!
/crawls out of the pile, goes to the steering wheel, and does what many people advise you don't do.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 23:30
#49
I never fall. I am not a
I never fall. I am not a statue.
I fire rockets for the last time.
Subatomic Machine Cannon is the last resort to blast him away.
Mon, 07/20/2015 - 18:54
#50
...
Matikclocker is BANNED from this thread.
ok