The plan is easy: Attack the Robocactus to attack anybody!!!
Clock Drive trap Robocactus 2000.
A wild MISTER TOASTER reappears, now with 0% more graphics!
Mon, 05/18/2015 - 22:08
#52
The plan is easy: Attack the
Tue, 05/19/2015 - 03:50
#53
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
Vohtarak gives up trying to leave and goes to stand ominously in the shadows
Tue, 05/19/2015 - 04:25
#54
I will cancel the CD Trap to
I will cancel the CD Trap to shield Vohtarak. Even if my primary shield will break down, I will act as a "meat shield"!
By the way, I accidentally started summoning Click Drive...
Shielding Vohtarakkkkkk SYSTEM LAGGED. PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE TRY TO GET BACK ON... Well, what I-MALFUNCTION! SYSTEM STARTED BUILDING A MINION... Click Drive version 4 AI TouchOS 11.3 (CDV4 TOS 11.3)
In case of what, I will summon him for 3 turns, to avoid the game breakdown by Pipipipipi, as he did with Energyload. ((@Pipipipipi don't you know about Matikclocker? Look at Machinauts - Far side of Cradle for more info...))
Tue, 05/19/2015 - 14:35
#55
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((Although this is just meant to be silly, I might turn this into an actual game at some point instead of pointless shenanigans. Maybe I'll put it in the treasure vault if I do that, except replace Mister Toaster with the core.))
G.B.O.T V3 hits the NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER for 107 damage.
MISTER TOASTER and ROBOCACTUS 2000 team up to kill G.B.O.T V3. G.B.O.T V3 has been defeated!
Zombieload continues to smack Matikclocker X
NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER revives G.B.O.T V3 as a zombie!
ROBOCACTUS 2000: 203/300
NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 300/500
Zombieload: 50/50
G.B.O.T Z3: 250/250
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 07:40
#56
Stomp Zombieload. I have
Stomp Zombieload. I have blueprints for Energyload, you know? But because of the system malfunction, I must to finish summoning Click Driver.
Place a rustbucket (S.O.U.R.C.E, Steampunk Online Utility Reliable Clicking Electronics OVC base) with Overclocked Hail Drivers. Rustbucket attacks Robocactus, while I will do the Flat Blame (Smashing the whole battlefield. Everyone takes damage, and even if Robocactus will do the defense dance, he will dont take enough damage to defend everyone and he will be defeated!
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:51
#57
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
@Matikclocker You can't do two attacks in the same turn. Either remove the Stomp or the Flat Blame.
Also, just to let you know, for attacks that hit multiple targets the damage is a normal attack divided between the targets, meaning if you don't remove the Flat Blame it will do one-fifth of a regular attack to everyone, and considering that a player usually does about 20 damage (without any attack modifications) to enemies with a normal attack then it will do about 4 damage to all enemies, which also means that if Robocactus 2000 does a defensive dance and happens to attract every attack (which is unlikely considering it has a 50% chance to attract damage), then it'll take about 10 damage.
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 22:12
#58
I will remove the Flat Blame
I will remove the Flat Blame and stomp Zombieload.
Mon, 05/25/2015 - 12:42
#59
Matik, Summon another person and attack Zload+GbotZ3+craft wep!
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GALAX GOT CORRUPTED BY T̶H̶E̶ ̶S̶W̶A̶R̶M̶!̶ ZALGO!
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GALAX ATTACKS NECRO!
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:58
#60
AIRSTRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I radio the Isoran Royal Star Navy Sparrowhawk, which finally arrived (it took a while to arrive at Cradle to pick us up. We forgot to submit a flight plan when we went on a wild goose chase for a all-powerful source of energy to save Isora, remember?) for air support.
It blasts Mister Toaster with a barrage of plasma and laser fire.
Mister Toaster takes 1029409404958018350239409230495823820395 damage.
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:02
#61
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
A MAGICAL SHIELD surrounds Mister Toaster, blocking 1029409404958018350239409230495823820376 damage from the plasma and lasers before dissipating. Mister Toaster took 19 damage!
Mister Toaster continues to summon grinder...
The NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER takes 20 damage from Galax!
Zombieload took 20 damage from Matikclocker!
Zombieload and G.B.O.T Z3 smack Matikclocker for 60 damage!
Mister Toaster and Robocactus 2000 smack Galax for a total of 120 damage!
NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER enjoys some coffee.
ROBOCACTUS 2000: 203/300
NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 280/500
Zombieload: 30/50
G.B.O.T Z3: 250/250
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:08
#62
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galax heals Quint and Galax!
Wed, 05/27/2015 - 07:29
#63
How many health I have?
Matikclocker summons Click Driver! Is 350HP ok?
Oh, and I execute RepaX.exe, healing 100 HP.
Wed, 05/27/2015 - 07:52
#64
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Galax strikes down Necro!
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:35
#65
ATTACK
I use lightning bolt on mister toaster... cancelling it's summon and doing 5 damage
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:45
#66
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Galax strikes down Necro!
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:16
#67
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((I forgot the rustbucket last turn, oops. To make up for that I'll have it do 2 actions this turn.
NEW RULE AFTER THIS POST: When attempting to do multiple actions in a turn (aside from doing both attacking/healing and summoning in the same turn), you will trip and fall losing some health instead of doing the action.))
Galax attempts to do 3 actions in one turn, but is not fast enough and only manages to heal Quint and himself for 50 health each before being smacked by Mister Toaster for 63 damage.
Xteri attempts to cancel Mister Toaster's summon, but has not charged it for a sufficient amount of turns to do so. Instead the lightning bolt does 22 damage.
Matikclocker summons a 350 health thing, but suddenly a random meteor crashes into it causing it to lose 50 max health. Also they healed for 100 health.
Zombieload chews on the click driver.
Click Driver clicks on Zombieload, defeating them.
The Rustbucket surprise attacks G.B.O.T Z3 and Robocactus 2000 for 20 and 23 damage. They both then team up to kill the Rustbucket.
The NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER revives Rustbucket as a zombie!
ROBOCACTUS 2000: 203/300
NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 280/500
Zombieload: 30/50
G.B.O.T Z3: 250/250
Lustbucket: 50/50
Click Driver: 290/300
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:22
#68
MDJ JOIN THIS FIGHT PLX!
lustbucket? That enemy should be played by MDJ! Zalgo(new) emerges! Galax is defeated!
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:39
#69
LOL Lustbucket.
((Who is MDJ? By the way, Respawn uses my factory and rebuilds a fallen ally (from scratch) for 3 turns to ensure it's good for fight.))
Zombie counter part of blueprint named Energyload was destroyed.
Click Drive defeated Zombieload.
Rustbucket destroyed and zombified by Necroconquerer.
CLCKD 290/300
M-OVC-2002X 1130/1250
MALFUNCTION ENDED.
Start program: Respawn Energyload (re-summon an dead ally with upgraded stats.). If unavaliable, then use Respawn on THUMAZ DA TENK ANGANE. Otherwise start charging program Overdrive.exe (bigger attack, attack rises as it is charged)
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 13:49
#70
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Who is MDJ?
Midnight DJ! http://midnightdj-sk.deviantart.com/gallery/
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:47
#71
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
ZALGO ATTACKS NECRO!
EDIT: You know, Matik can attack as well since you are separate characters?
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:43
#72
Returning to Click Driver...
Click attacks Necro!
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:48
#73
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 13:32
#74
Respawn Energyload. If
Respawn Energyload. If impossible respawn THUMAZ. Otherwise start charging Overdrive.exe.
Mon, 06/01/2015 - 21:40
#75
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Hey Pi, I made this for you! http://gifmaker.cc/PlayFrameAnimation.php?folder=2015060115fwvEsyUwTHFrP...
Wed, 06/03/2015 - 22:36
#76
<Speak or be silent> Wise words of wisdom...
Xteri begins to charge her Wildfire.
Sun, 09/06/2015 - 01:32
#77
I chant to ancient thread gods to REVIVE this!
I enter the battle on Nanopod with 1980 Nanotech Disruptors.
I fire all of them at Necronominomiconquerer.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 05:35
#78
A bottle full of an unknown
A bottle full of an unknown liquid thst writes "Necromancer!" falls on MISTER TOASTER and necros this thread.
Nobody was harmed except MISTER TOASTER.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 05:52
#79
Remember, don't shoot food.
Mister Toaster seems to have left several months ago out of boredom.
He may come back though.
Mon, 05/09/2016 - 11:35
#80
Uh
*runs to a random crop circle and drops a toaster in the center*
*runs off*
Mon, 05/09/2016 - 12:51
#81
I am kinda tempted to make my
I am kinda tempted to make my own version of Mister Toaster, only calmer, but OP when ultimately angered.
Tue, 05/10/2016 - 03:52
#82
idk about that
This seemed pretty calm before you guys started making up overly complicated attack sequences
Tue, 05/10/2016 - 22:45
#83
Remember, don't shoot food.
Mister Toaster comes back! It seems the laws of the universe have changed a bit since it left...
Mister Toaster sits there and does nothing.
Wed, 05/11/2016 - 03:57
#84
ok, so
Will he let me leave the arena this time?
Wed, 05/11/2016 - 07:10
#85
I apologise to Mister Toaster
I apologise to Mister Toaster for assaulting him many months ago.
Wed, 05/11/2016 - 19:03
#86
Remember, don't shoot food.
Mister Toaster does not seem to forgive you!
He seems fine with Oohnorak leaving though.
Wed, 05/11/2016 - 21:29
#87
I tell Mister Toaster why he
I tell Mister Toaster why he can't forgive me.
Wed, 05/11/2016 - 22:03
#88
Remember, don't shoot food.
Mister Toaaster is fine with you confessing everything that you did wrong, but it doesn't make him forgive you. Mister Toaster doesn't understand why you (possibly) thought it would.
Mister Toaster prepares to attack...
Thu, 05/12/2016 - 03:56
#89
hm, I might not leave because you got my name wrong, again
I guess ill stay and watch for now
Thu, 05/12/2016 - 06:53
#90
I tell Mister Toaster that
I tell Mister Toaster that nothing can be achieved by killing people and to holster his weapon he's going to use.
Thu, 05/12/2016 - 10:04
#91
Remember, don't shoot food.
He doesn't believe you and slaps you across the face.
Thu, 05/12/2016 - 11:57
#92
Round 2 has begun.
But I thought...we could do lots of good things...
I must to help...I must to...
I...
...must...
...ANNIHILATE! YOU WANT FIGHT? YOU GET FIGHT!
Matikclocker is beamed back to base to recruit additional units.
If the beam is blocked, then I pull out the Click Driver from previous battle and start summoning the Mechanolord.
Thu, 05/12/2016 - 18:07
#93
Remember, don't shoot food.
Mister Toaster doesn't seem to care...
He awaits your return so he can slap you more.
Also I asked you a question in the RPG Battle Thread.
Thu, 05/12/2016 - 22:42
#94
If it's too OP I will limit to 2 or 1 construction line.
The leftwing construction line builds the Click Driver Mk2...
> Driver Base
> DriveSoftware
> Utilities
The main construction line builds the Mechanolord...
> Main Chassis
> Main Armor
> Main Shield
> Secondary Armor
> Secondary Shield
> Tertiary Shield
> Annihilaser
> Halley Blaster
> Nuke Strike Module
> Build Beam
The rightwing construction line upgrades Matikclocker to Alpha...
> Hammer of Divinity
> Divine Power
> Alpha Airstrike Module
> Paladin Shield Module
> Alpha Chassis
((Every turn a new part for all lines comes up. If 1 part a turn is too OP I will reduce it to 1 part/2 turns for every line or just a single one. Too advanced? I can choose to upgrade Matikclocker Alpha alone then.))
Fri, 05/13/2016 - 07:11
#95
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Autofire would like to battle!
Autofire attempts to summon RUBBER DUCK.
Sat, 05/14/2016 - 08:07
#96
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Matik
Uhh, ok?
@Autofire
Rubber duck summoned!
The Rubber Duck sits there and does nothing because it's a rubber duck
Mister Toaster fires a toast laser at the main construction line, removing the build beam, but it still has to be built anyway.
Mister Toaster seems to be preparing for something...
Rubber Duck (HP: 10/10)
Mister Toaster (HP: ???/???)
Sat, 05/14/2016 - 08:41
#97
(Removing the Build Beam
(Removing the Build Beam means that Mechanolord won't be able to summon stuff, repair others etc.)
Guess I will put Alpha Chassis as the first part for Matikclocker Alpha.
Driver Base arrived! But Click Driver is unoperational...
Alpha Chassis arrived! Matikclocker's max health raised to 2000 and he got a 500SP shield!
Build Beam erased from part queue! But it is an optional part, Mechanolord is unaffected.
Main Chassis arrived! But Mechanolord is unoperational...
Sun, 05/15/2016 - 06:40
#98
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Autofire discusses the situation with rubber duck...
Autofire gets a great idea!
Autofire's {random stat} has doubled. (Or whatever. Roll some dice.)
Autofire equips second shield. Autofire defends!
Sun, 05/15/2016 - 08:11
#99
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Matikclocker
I'm fine with the repairing part. I just removed it because of the summoning thing. It's ok for units to summon other units though if it's their main gimmick.
Alpha Chassis, Driver Base, and Main Chassis were sent back to the construction line as they have to be fully constructed before they're sent out.
@Autofire
Next attack boosted!
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Mister Toaster punches the second shield so hard that it flies off of Autofire.
Rubber Duck (HP: 10/10)
Mister Toaster (HP: ???/???)
Sun, 05/15/2016 - 09:58
#100
Sent back to Construction
Sent back to Construction Line? So that means 3 parts/2 turns, right? Or you don't allow for instant delivery thus 3 parts/3 turns? Or 4 turns for installing? If you will say 3 or 4 turns then I will have to decrease part amount in exchange for longer installation based on type of item.
The Deli'Courier brings the 3 mentioned parts!
Are they installed instantly or delayed?
Zombieload is a mindless zombie who cannot be reconfigured. They use the fact that you got them close to you to smack you for 10 damage.
MISTER TOASTER uses a radar to see and stop Vohtarak from escaping. MISTER TOASTER is hit by Xteri while doing this and takes 21 damage.
MISTER TOASTER smacks G.B.O.T V3 for 76 damage!
ROBOCACTUS 2000 uses defensive dance!
/rolls dice
G.B.O.T V3 and Matikclocker X's attacks hit ROBOCACTUS 2000 instead. ROBOCACTUS 2000 takes a total of 60 damage. G.B.O.T V3 takes 24 counter damage and Matikclocker X takes 10 counter damage.
Galax and G.B.O.T V3 are healed for 50 damage!
ROBOCACTUS 2000: 203/300
NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 407/500
Zombieload: 50/50
G.B.O.T V3: 82/500