A wild MISTER TOASTER reappears, now with 0% more graphics!
Tue, 05/17/2016 - 09:43
#102
Old Matikclocker stolen by Quint. Damn.
I yell at Quint to get lost otherwise he will be the first person to get hit by the Hammer of Divinity.
Tue, 05/17/2016 - 10:15
#103
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Matik
You're confusing me. It's one part per turn and none of the parts are put on the battlefield until all parts are constructed.
Please don't attempt to drive away players for no good reason.
@Quint
3000 damage!
Pasta Sentry summoned!
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Mister Toaster shoots toast at the Pasta Sentry, dealing 5000 damage. The Pasta Sentry fights back by shooting pasta, dealing 750 damage.
Rubber Duck (HP: 10/10)
Pasta Sentry (HP: 12500/17500)
HP: ??? - 3750/???
Tue, 05/17/2016 - 11:44
#104
So, the second turn
So, the second turn constructing DriveSoftware, Hammer of Divinity and Main Armor has came. Sooooooo...
ClickDriver Mk2 has been deployed!
ClickDriver clicks the [REDACTED] out of Quint! Quint is annoyed! No damage.
((Guess I will put a weapon for every critical component set to prevent Mister Toaster from erasing every weapon))
Main Shield for Mechanolord arrived! Next up: Annihilaser! (3/9)
Divine Power Generator for Matikclocker Alpha arrived! Next up: Paladin Shield Module! (3/5)
Tue, 05/17/2016 - 18:03
#105
I boiled that.
> Quint: Select Tesla Magnum (1 turn)
I point at Mister Toaster and make some "DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA" noises for a bit. It isn't particularly effective, so I decide to just shoot him with my Tesla Magnum for 2500 Physical (+ 500 Energy) damage.
> Pasta Sentry: Select Flak Cannenlloni (Passive)
Pasta Sentry fires 3 airburst ravioli at Mister Toaster.
One explodes right above Mister Toaster and showers him with bad bad special effects for 50 Boredom damage.
Another explodes in front of Mister Toaster and gives him a faceful of boiling hot pesto for 50 Hot damage.
The last misses Mister Toaster completely and strikes a low-flying pizza delivery drone, which promptly crashes on him for 200 Physical damage.
Arbitrary Capslock: Recharging
Wed, 05/18/2016 - 04:07
#106
ill keep it simple
I fire my chpmselba mk IV at mister toaster (pretty much a laser sniper rifle, I'm not explaining the acronym)
Wed, 05/18/2016 - 19:22
#107
MISTER TOASTER
Team Rocket joins the fight on Mister Toaster's side!
"Ekans, Koffing, attack!"
Ekans: 300/300
Koffing: 555/650 (FASHIONED)
Meowth: 450/900 (POISONED)
"Koffing, beauty..... SLUDGE MAKEOVER!"
Koffing blinds all enemies. 5 dmg to enemies AND Poison!
Sun, 05/22/2016 - 10:20
#108
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Matikclocker
Before it can click Quint, Mister Toaster offers it toast!
ClickDriver converted to Mister Toaster's side!
@Quint
The Dakka's deal 2000 damage. Mister Toaster uses a shield making him only take 500 damage from the Tesla Magnum.
Mister Toaster takes 300 damage from the Pasta Sentry and begins attempting to eat the pizza from the pizza drone, somehow.
@Oohnorak
Mister Toaster takes 2000 damage.
@Monsterbrine
Team Rocket are unable to join the fight because they are too distracted by someone who entered their line of sight! Said someone manages to defeat Ekans and Meowth and burn Koffing before being defeated.
Koffing manages to hit the pasta sentry before it dies, dealing 5 damage and poisoning them, as you said.
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The Click Driver clicks and drags the Pasta Sentry into the recycle bin, but the Pasta Sentry jumps out before it can empty the recycle bin, but takes 2000 damage anyway.
Mister Toaster is too busy with his pizza to do anything this turn.
The Pasta Sentry takes 1 damage from the poison.
Mister Toaster (8550 damage taken) (DISTRACTED)
Click Driver (HP: 37500/37500)
Rubber Duck (HP: 10/10)
Pasta Sentry (HP: 10494/17500) (POISONED)
Sun, 05/22/2016 - 10:35
#109
Also, technically they, Meowth, Ekans, and Koffing all
fainted! Pokemon faint instead of dying. But then, Nurse Joy cannot de-faint them.
Sun, 05/22/2016 - 11:14
#110
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LCR (Leftwing Construction Line) begins building of ClickDriver Mk3!
- Driver Base Mk2
- DriveSoftware Mk2
- Utilities 2.0.0.2
- Anti-Conversion System v1 (ACS)
I then add ACS to Mechanolord's build queue.
Annihilaser arrived! (4/10) Coming next: ACS!
Paladin Shield Module arrived! (4/5) Coming next: Alpha Airstrike Module!
((Guess the Matikclocker Alpha won't be able to join the Toaster's side))
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QUINTINIUS-VERGNIX selected LENSFLARE CARBINE!
QUINTINIUS-VERGNIX fires 42 BRILLIANT WHITE LENSFLARES at MISTER TOASTER for ONE (1) TURN!
MISTER TOASTER is overwhelmed by the clicheness of the lensflares and takes 1500 BOREDOM! damage.
QUINTINIUS-VERGNIX constructs a PASTA SENTRY, but can't attack this turn.
PASTA SENTRY is standing by.
ARBITRARY CAPS LOCK : ACTIVE
DAMAGE REDUCTION against GRAMMAR-BASED ATTACKS: 15%