Spiral Knights - King of the Hill

King of the Hill

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Sat, 05/16/2015 - 13:50

Karpinsky

In the grand tradition of King of the Hill games on this forum, I will now create the latest (and apparently only) KotH game currently in existence.

Objective: Be the King of the Hill

Rules:
1. No double posts
2. The post happens the way the poster said it unless it breaks rule 3, in which case it did not happen.
3. No unstoppable powers, no permanent kingship, no killing people, the hill must stay existing.

I think that covers it.

Edit: You cannot control other people's actions and thought processes. Example of breaking this rule: Poster X gives the hill to me.
You can't do that. Currently existing posts will not be changed.

I am the first KotH.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 14:01

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!

I push you off, now i am the second KotH!

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 14:43

Karpinsky

I come up and throw you down

I come up and throw you down the hill in a sack of rocks.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 14:51

Matikclocker

EXECUTING P.I.S.T.O.N...

EXECUTING P.I.S.T.O.N... PUSHING INTER SPACE TOMB ON NEBULA...
P.i.s.t.o.n pushed you out. Now I am the king.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:05

Gbot-Vtwo

is it Silent?

I push Matik off of the Hill.

IM THE KING OF THE HILL!

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:14

Karpinsky

I take my Hammah which I took

I take my Hammah which I took from Pipipipi way back when and Hammah you off the hill.

I then set up a KotH FORT: Fortress Of Redoubtable Tenacity.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:28

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I use my other HAMmer to destroy the fort and take the hill.

@Karpinsky I'm sorry, who are you?

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:47

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kick you off! IM KING OF THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:47

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DP AGAIN!GWguyerrgrtuh890tg

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 16:10

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I smack Galax, then I cover my self in really heavy stuff that's so heavy it will prevent me from moving, so I physically can't get off the hill.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 17:29

#10

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get a rocket launcher and blast Pi off the hill. Then I get on the hill. MY HILL!

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 18:16

#11

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

The weight prevents me from being blasted off the hill.

You attempt to get on the hill but there is no room for you. I light you on fire and blow your ashes away.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 18:35

#12

Gbot-Vtwo

Pi, read the rules. Since lighting me on fire= killing me, your post did not happen so i am still king of the hill.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 18:37

#13

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

It seems perfectly fine that you can fire a rocket at me.

Also, technically I am still king.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 21:40

#14

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but the rocket didn't kill you since you had the armor on. But wutevr, be like that...
I push you off the hill, you slide and hit the ground hard because of your armor, but you do not die.

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 21:40

#15

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 03:46

#16

Karpinsky

@Pipipipi I'm an alt of

@Pipipipi I'm an alt of someone else who posted a while back.

Anyway, I exile you (Gbot) to the Apocrean Void via Dark Ritual.

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 10:46

#17

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fail the Dark Ritual because I Push you in the void instead. Then I remain king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 11:12

#18

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

@Galax I specifically mentioned you cannot push me because I am too heavy, so technically I am still king.

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 11:36

#19

Gbot-Vtwo

|:/

no permanent kingship. This is a rule.

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 11:43

#20

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I'm not being a permanent king, I'm point out that I specifically said that it would be physically impossible for you to push me from my spot, meaning you have to find some way other way to get me off the hill.

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 11:57

#21

Gbot-Vtwo

I use a tractor and push you off.

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 04:14

#22

Karpinsky

I used the same ritual to get

I used the same ritual to get myself back. I now use a tranquilizer, knock you both out, and take you to the Valley on the Other Side of the World. I am now KotH

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 15:58

#23

Xteri

I go into rage mode because you put your disgusting ugly HILL in my beautiful, valley where I raise nice snarbolax and wolver cubs as well as snipes. I proceed to move the HILL back to its original location with the aforementioned tractor.
(yes I realize that you moved Galax and Crazee-Pi-forums to the valley)

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 16:44

#24

Karpinsky

So I'm still KotH.

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 18:31

#25

Doctorspacebar

I throw propane tanks at Karpinsky until he is forced off the hill by the sheer amount of propane.

I am now King of the Hill, as well as King of propane and propane accessories.

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 19:04

#26

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I use a flame thrower on the hill, causing all the propane to burn Doctorspacebar up. I then blow his ashes away to Pyroland.

I am king now.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 03:53

#27

Karpinsky

I skydive onto the top of the

I skydive onto the top of the hill. When you turn to see what happened, I throw you into a pod which then takes you into the depths of space.

I am KotH

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 04:13

#28

Matikclocker

I used Big Crunch as

I used Big Crunch as Matikclocker X to splat you, then I threw you like frisbee. I AM THE KotH

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 06:59

#29

Karpinsky

I stand up, sneak up onto the

I stand up, sneak up onto the hill, nail you into a barrel, and roll you into the river.

I am the KotH.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 14:28

#30

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I jump out of the pod and land on the moon. I then use explosives to cause the moon to start moving towards the Earth. The moon hits the hill, destroying Karpinsky and burying the hill under the moon.

I am king.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 16:51

#31

Karpinsky

I use my CarJack, Heavy Duty

You didn't kill me because killing me is against the rules (lol). I use my CarJack, Heavy Duty to lift the moon up. I then encase you in a Vault of Diamond which I hide on the moon. I then throw the moon into a WormHole, Heavy Duty which takes you to the Limbo of Limbo.

I am KotH.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 17:03

#32

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I shoot you at long range with a sniper rifle. I then get on a heavily armed space ship and use a tractor beam to pull the hill into space. If one was to come near my space ship or the hill now then my space ship will start shooting at them.

I am king.

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 19:43

#33

Xteri

...

I sit back and relax, watching your foolish antics. why do you want to be king of an asteroid?
"NO NO NO GET DOWN GET OFF ME silly wolver."

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 21:38

#34

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

It's not an asteroid silly, it's a hill.

I brought it into space with a tractor beam.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 05:48

#35

Karpinsky

I use an experimental

I use an experimental teleporter to teleport into your station. I KO you, set the hill back down, then jump off the station and onto the hill after sending the station into a black hole.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 06:13

#36

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

Not knowing what you are talking about by "my station," I use my ship to destroy everything on the hill before bringing it back into space via tractor beam.

Incase you try the same thing as you did with "my station," I set an anti-teleportation field in my ship and around my ship so you can't teleport to my ship or to anywhere near my ship, and I set my ship to detect anybody who isn't me and automatically kills them via turrets. You cannot just take my dead body and put it so that it's always blocking the detection, that does not work.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 07:52

#37

Karpinsky

3rr0r y0u h4v3 br0ken rule 2.

In this case there's no difference between a space station and a space ship.

If it happened, I throw Dust Zombies at the detectors and quietly slip through. I then put the hill back and blow up your spaceship, escaping before it goes boom.

I am KotH

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 08:19

#38

Janeks

Cmon

Cmon guyz I'M da KotH now

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 09:14

#39

Matikclocker

SPECTRE DETECTED! We don't

SPECTRE DETECTED!
We don't know how did you take over the hill. My Kablaser used when someone breaks the rules hits and you fly to the other side of Cradle. I am the KotH.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 10:20

#40

Fight-Beetle

Capture.exe

Everyone gets their legs removed by a robot, I capture the hill, and matikclocker picks his nose.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 14:30

#41

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Here's some non-rulebreaking for you!

Fight-Beetle decides to give me the hill. Meanwhile I break every bone in the next poster's body permanently preventing them from doing anything.

I am king.

@Matikclocker there's no rule against doing that.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:36

#42

Karpinsky

It's an unspoken rule that

It's an unspoken rule that you shalt say how you take over the hill.

After my bones heal and I get some new legs, I shoot you into space and surround the hill with the Swarm. I am KotH and Lord of the Swarm.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 17:49

#43

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

LOL U BROKE 2ND RULE U CANT HEAL BONES THAT ARE PERMANENTLY BROKEN LOLOLOLOL.

U ALSO BROKE UNSPOKEN RULE BY NOT SAYING YOU YOU SHOT ME INTO SPACE LOLOLOL.

You are so disgraced by this that you give the hill and all the swarm to me.

I am king.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:37

#44

Gbot-Vtwo

ty565677mk'l4iklp'ko[dse=-ed]sdf'

Ipushuoffhillbyek,urgawn.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:41

#45

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

You then pull me back onto the hill and leave.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:42

#46

Gbot-Vtwo

sdr

icomebackpushuoffagainbye.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:44

#47

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

You then pull me back onto the hill and leave.

I spray you and don't give you treats until you stop pushing and pulling me.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:47

#48

Gbot-Vtwo

I eat you. Now we are both king.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:49

#49

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

You spit me back up.

I continue to spray you and not give you treats. You start whining but I ignore you. You hate the spraying so much that you run to the other side of the world where I cannot reach you.

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:52

#50

Gbot-Vtwo

I coem

I coem backandeatsprayandpushuoffjhdrgfgfff

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