My parents hated me as a child but YOU can make up for it by giving me the attention I don't deserve but desperately crave! Ask me anything!
Stroking and petting, Fehzor's hulking forum ego, gently (ask me questions thread)
Wed, 06/24/2015 - 19:54
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 00:11
#2
Why your parents hated you?
Why your parents hated you?
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 04:55
#3
If you eat yourself, have you doubled in weight or disappeared?
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 07:49
#4
Who let the dogs out?
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 10:07
#5
@Markos
My name was originally just 'F' but that's too short so I changed it to 'Feather'. Then I made a friend on TF2 who called me 'Fehzor' = "Fay-Zore" because he spoke French.. so I changed it to Fehzor and it stuck for a while. All of this happened over the course of about 3-4 years.
@Matikclocker
My parents (primarily my mother) tend to be more conservative than myself, and that has a lot of implications.
@Lilla
I'm not religious but I do have an interesting idea on what happens when we die- if determinism has any basis then we might as well just be blue prints of ourselves, combinations of molecules that happen to have a next outcome. Our past actions however do not change who we are- if I eat a strawberry donut vs a chocolate one, I will in both cases be relatively the same person afterwards, but our memories and self concept do change who we are. In that way, there could be many iterations of ourselves
If you ate yourself, then you would have doubled in weight.
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 10:22
#6
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
A random greaver comes up to you and tells you about how a random greaver comes up to you before asking you how you react.
How do you react?
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 02:50
#7
What are the most bullcrap weapons to fight in TF2? My most hated ones are probably Loch (when combined with Targe) and Natasha. They both kind of screw over pyros far too much.
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 14:22
#8
Loch 'n Load for me is the most awful thing to fight against, actually. It basically one shots classes with low HP before they can react
Besides that, the default sniper rifle is one of my most hated weapons to play against primarily because of how people use it- instead of sniping from afar they use it like a DPS weapon and just run up and headshot you. The sniper is supposed to be a support class, not a crazy run up + shoot them in the head class.
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 15:09
#9
Huh, I never find myself very troubled by snipers. If I do, I usually just try to avoid their line of sight. It's true that they quickscope you and all but it's not what skilled snipers try and it's not what unskilled snipers succeed in.
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 21:13
#10
Do you know me?
Do you know me?
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 13:03
#11
Do you have a favorite number or letter of the alphabet?
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 13:37
#12
Do you have something to make
Do you have something to make Boneblinder/Thagx friend me without bumps?
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:12
#13
I don't mind being friends
I don't mind being friends with you. Send me a request in game.
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:34
#14
What are your favourite movies and series and why?
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 19:53
#15
Favorite number = 23
Favorite letter = F
Favorite movie = Fight Club
@Thagx/boneblinder
I don't believe I've met you in game before, but I've seen you around the forums.
@Maticlocker
I am defective when it comes to friendship (I do not get nearly as much pleasure from such relationships as others do), but I can tell you that humans like interaction and the idea that you listen to them. They like these things because they imply that you have some deep rooted feelings for them-- if you wish to make that human your companion, then you should attempt to display these feelings.
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 20:53
#16
I wanted my Boneblinder
I wanted my Boneblinder account as my secret identity. Seems like many people know its me. I did post that Im Thagx a couple of times.
Fehzor I sent you a friend request in game, but you never accepted it.
Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:42
#17
Fehzor isn't my main account either, so don't be offended that I didn't see your request immediatly. I only log on to Fehzor occasionally to check mail and stuff.
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 01:15
#18
Do farts taste bad, if someone tasted them? (hypothetically)
The title says it all.
Bonus Question:
Is Matikclocker the arch enemy of Boneblinder/Thagx?
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 01:36
#19
HOW did Snarby-Slasher
HOW did Snarby-Slasher managed to dwell into my memory? My memory is the biggest trap in the world!
BONUS QUESTION! HOW did Snarby dodged my traps set inside my memory?
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 01:44
#20
Teletubbies
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 02:03
#21
I suppose thats your
I suppose thats your favourite television show? No wonder…
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 07:08
#22
What's your theory about the mystery that is Bopp? We all have one.
... right?
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:49
#23
@"What is the deal with Bopp?"
I personally believe that Bopp is a female scientist from the United Kingdoms who performed unethical surgeries on animals to give them superior intellect. When she was discovered, she had to flee from the police and governments, and so now lives in an abandoned nuclear facility from the cold war in Russia. Bopp cannot continue her experiments any longer, and plays Spiral Knights while she bides her time.
@"Do farts taste bad?"
Yes. Your sense of taste is highly connected to your sense of smell, and farts are basically particles from your rear floating up into the air to strike terror into the hearts of those around you. Fecal matter typically has a reputation for tasting bad, and the smell from them would contribute to making it actually taste bad..
@"Is boneblinder the archenemy of Maticlocker?"
I was unaware that we had archenemies on here :?
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 23:46
#24
Can you provide me with your
Can you provide me with your IGN, if you don't mind?
Also, I'm not anyone's 'Archenemy'...
Wed, 07/01/2015 - 00:23
#25
You still didn't answer my
You still didn't answer my questions.
How Snarby-Slasher managed to get into my memory and how did he avoid my own traps?
And if Boneblinder is my arch enemy...
I don't know. Ask someone who's enemy of Clocker.
Wed, 07/01/2015 - 13:18
#26
Oh and
Here's a moral dillema. Is it OK to hook up a serial killer to a reality simulation device so he can "kill" as much as he likes? Ask me questions if I'm too vague here.
Wed, 07/01/2015 - 15:59
#27
@Boneblinder
Nope. Don't share my IGN any more.
@Matikclocker
He probably hired Leonardo DiCaprio to sneak into your head?????????
@Fight-Beetle
Last time I checked the only moral dilemma behind the Call of Duty franchise was the pricetag.
Fri, 07/03/2015 - 12:37
#28
Another question
Did you ever wear nuclear pants before? My company used to manufacture them, and we want to avoid lawsuits. (WAIT A MINUTE..... LAW-SUITS~!!!!)
Thu, 07/09/2015 - 08:26
#29
Three things
Do you have a favorite:
1) Color
2) Shape
3) Flag
Fri, 07/10/2015 - 13:02
#30
Do you...
Read any books? You can also ask me about the books that I read.
Fri, 07/10/2015 - 21:21
#31
Never worn nuclear pants, though I do have a throne butt.
Favorite color
Favorite shape
Favorite flag
I almost never read books any more, primarily because looking at things written on paper makes me tired. Looking at screens on the other hand keeps me awake. I do however, like to listen to audiobooks. I recently listened to Rant. You're welcome to tell me about what you read.
Fri, 07/10/2015 - 21:59
#32
If you have to pick one of the following, would you rather:
1. Kill someone who is begging for mercy.
2. Watch someone be tortured until they finally die, with no way to help them.
3. Have all your limbs chopped off one by one while fully conscious.
If you have to become a bird for the rest of your life, what will you be?
Who do you love most in your life?
Sat, 07/11/2015 - 00:39
#33
Nano, nano, nano.
Why Deleted-Knight posts too many questions?
Second question: Is there some other theory than Leonardo DiCaprio? I know one: That guy didn't sneak into Matikclocker's mind.
Sat, 07/11/2015 - 04:31
#34
@Deleted-Knight
Option number two. Option number three is unpleasant for me, and option number one would require too much effort on my part. The knowledge that I chose to have them killed over myself would be just as good as option number one any way.
Already am a bird. I'd urban dictionary it for you but the results have too much nasty language this time. Not that I personally mind that sort of thing, of course.
I love my human companion most of all. It draws me pictures and talks to me.
@Nanonizer
Deleted Knight has bought into the OP and wishes to stroke and pet my forum ego, and so asks questions.
I mean it's possible that Michael Gambon did it using his caldron o' memories or whatever that was but Leo is so much hotter and has a way cooler soundtrack so I'd rather it be him sneaking into our heads :) Leo's also the low hanging fruit for a reason- I had to look up Gambon, but like everyone has seen Inception and knows who Leo is. So nope. Gotta be Leo.
Sun, 07/12/2015 - 19:37
#35
GOO GLOBBER!!!
If you play on steam can you add me to your stean friends list?
Mon, 07/13/2015 - 08:44
#36
Possibly. Link me to your steam address.
Mon, 07/13/2015 - 09:45
#37
I heard Steam! I came
I heard Steam! I came here...
1. Do you want to friend me? My Steam ID is matik452002.
2. If you didn't want to be a friend, would you join Matik Co?
3. What games do you play besides Spiral Knights?
4. Did I stroke and pet your forum ego very much?
Mon, 07/13/2015 - 23:27
#38
2. Probably no
4. Yes good ask to be my friend.
3. I play TF2
Tue, 07/14/2015 - 05:28
#39
What are your hobbies?
Tue, 07/14/2015 - 14:27
#40
I dance and knit and play spiral knights and team fortress 2.
Fri, 07/17/2015 - 18:25
#41
@Fehzor
What superpower would you like to have?
Fri, 07/17/2015 - 23:07
#42
@Iskrica
Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old..
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 16:02
#43
Which would you prefer?
Being bit by mosquitos or bedbugs?
Mon, 07/20/2015 - 01:15
#44
Bedbugs don't carry disease but mosquitoes do. In fact, bedbugs are actually relatively harmless. It's also worth mentioning that feeding the mosquitoes would imply assisting them with breeding- only female mosquitoes require blood, and in giving her my blood I would be either allowing or helping their life cycle along. Feeding the bed bug on the other hand, would only assist that one bed bug for a small amount of time.
Of course if it meant the difference between bed bugs living in my bed and mosquitoes biting me out in the open I'd rather just get it over with and take my chances with the mosquitoes- much less hassle than disinfecting a bed.
Mon, 07/20/2015 - 07:55
#45
Does Kian-Lame-Master
Does Kian-Lame-Master seem annoying to you?
Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:46
#46
Should I blast Snarby with
Should I blast Snarby with Subatomic Machine Cannon or Rocket Multilauncher?
Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:12
#48
Subatomic Machine Cannon?
Subatomic Machine Cannon? Because I find Snarby suspicious.
Tue, 07/21/2015 - 05:56
#49
https://soundcloud.com/thrilla/jamie-berry-feat-octavia-rose
Alright I'm going to have to work this out- You guys all seem to be in some sort of dispute with each other. Where does it come from? Why is Snarby-Slasher "suspicious" to you? Why would you want to blast them with some sort of rocket?
Tue, 07/21/2015 - 06:06
#50
Snarby is suspicious because
Snarby is suspicious because of his "Max Maybuttock Adventures" His concept of a JargoBot uses some of Nanonizer functions, such as eye color indiacting mood and the JargoBot is a nanobot like Nanonizer. I will have a look at him to prevent stealing Nanonizer concepts. Also Kian Slime Master is my friend and Snarby calls him "Kian-Lame-Master".
How did you choose the name Fehzor for your knight when you first started playing Spiral Knights?