Can I ask a question?
Stroking and petting, Fehzor's hulking forum ego, gently (ask me questions thread)
How do you feel about the contracts in TF2? I believe you haven't bought one but have you considered it?
Personally I sold 3 keys on the market to buy the pass and made the money back after I believe 2 or 3 contracts. I've profited another few € thanks to finding cases.
How do you make Bopp, Holy-Nightmare, Fangel, Blandaxt, Hexyle, and Fehzor (you) all post in your thread?
@Krakob
Actually the craziest thing happened to me... I was just sitting there playing TF2 and the other team was stacked sky high.. and out of the blue, some dude traded me a gun mettle thing and I was like why?? And it was because of how miserable I am as a person! Which is funny because of how typical it is for me to sit there on the losing team trying to help them.
Anyway, I love the concept of contracts in general. The game gets stale and being given an objective can be incredibly refreshing. The contracts themselves are kind of poorly thought out though... you give a veteran player an objective like "Score 50 points as medic" and it's over in like 10 minutes, maybe less. On the flip side of things the players that could really use these objectives aren't going to be getting contracts because they're all free to play and uninvested in the game.
If it had been me, I'd have given out two contracts to all players regardless of purchase... but these 2 free contracts would have a high chance of granting non-premium reskins, like 95% disapointment. Then for those willing to pay, I'd have created much harder contracts that always granted reskins. Then if people wanted to keep going after they finished their harder premium contracts, I'd have made it to where they could keep going with even harder objectives. That way, everyone gets to partake at the level they're comfortable with.
Oh, and no "Gun mettle key". They already bought their way into the event.. give their poor wallets a break.
@Vanaduke Destroyer
I'd probably create a suggestion that hints at needing gear help in the arsenal subforum. That way, Bopp, me and Holy-Nightmare will answer you trying to give you help and you'll have a legitimate reason to move your suggestion to the suggestions forum where Fangel, Blandaxt and Hexzyle will hopefully find your thread. A thought provoking thread in general would also probably work.
Why Fight-Beetle calls Matikclocker an "armed sentient roomba"?
I don't know you goofballs are arguing for no reason or something.
In which thread can I find the most posts from Xxpapaya? I like seeing her subjects "The Papaya is ____".
You're a Silkwing, and Silkwings are cute, but how cute are you on a scale of 0 to 10?
0 - Not as cute as a normal Silkwing.
1 - As cute as a normal Silkwing.
10 - The cutest Silkwing currently existing.
@Fight-Beetle
I really can't stop you from making a fool of yourself but sure, go ahead.
@Vanaduke-Destroyer
10.
No idea where Papaya has posted. I'd scroll through all of the threads around the time they've posted and just find the longest threads. Also if they got into an argument.
If a treasure box spontaneously pops opens in the woods and no one is there to loot it, will people complain about how few radiants it dropped?
Will you add me on steam?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fightbeetle
I also play tf2 by the name "Bishop Spider".
(P.S. what do you think of that username?)
Fehzor!
You wrote an episode on my fanfic without permission.
Could you change it and eventually if you want make a side plot to The Road to Conquest?
I give you the permission for creating a side plot to my fanfic.
Favourite class is the pyro. I feel like they are the most relatable character and provide the best gameplay.
And nope. If I continued your fan fiction it would have been in parallel to whatever you were writing. The idea was to hijack and add on to.
I guess that's reasonable, though you must realize how unoriginal most ideas are- there have been quite a few Nanonizer type characters created for various fictional worlds, a prime example being R2D2 and C3P0 from Star Wars, and in a way our battle sprites which by the way, are capable of speech.
If Snarby-Slasher does like your idea of Nanonizer enough to reuse parts of it or even plagiarize it, well.. mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery. Perhaps you and Snarby-Slasher could overcome your differences and work together to build a robotic fanfictionesque adventure? You clearly share quite a few common interests.
So now we need Kian-Slime-Master and Snarby-Slasher's side of things. Why does Snarby dislike Kian and name call them? Did Kian do something to provoke this or does it perhaps have to do with Maticlocker and Kian's friendship? How do Kian and Snarby feel about all of the aforementioned parties? Maticlocker might need to bring them back to this thread if they've forgotten/stopped reading it.