You see a sudden flash of light as you are sent to a time before the horse died. As this happens, you forget everything that has happened in the last thread.
You wake up in an endless field, there is nothing but grass for miles, aside from a nearby horse.
Now go admire it.
ok, when are you going to give up with these?
What do you mean?
youve made a few horse admiring threads and they all crashed and burned (it might have been one but I remember 2)
I've only made one Horse Admiring thread, and that one did pretty well. It stopped because I realize how stupid it was.
Of course that doesn't mean this thread would be any less stupid, but nothing is really going on right now so I decided why not restart it from scratch?
You're probably thinking of the thread Matik made when I graveyarded the other thread, which I had nothing to do with.
I shoot the horse in the face, then blow it up.
I admire the dead horse.
You realize you don't actually possess a gun, but you shoot the horse anyway. Now that I think of it you don't have bullets either. Oh well.
You don't have any explosives, so you decide to try overfeeding the horse. The horse increases to two times its size. You'd attempt to feed it more, but the horse started floating upwards.
Several minutes later, you hear a nearby splat. It's the horse (but less fat) and a treadmill, which the horse appears to have used.
Due to the fact that you can't admire dead things and thus there's a lack of things to admire, the horse suddenly comes back to life, somehow with no evidence that the past events happened.
The horse is admired.
You learned Horse Admiration!
There are no dead things around to admire.
I kill something, then admire it.
And don't tell me there's nothing around to kill, there's the horse right there.
You pluck some grass from the ground and attempt to admire that.
It's not very admirable.
I try to read a book about cloning to increase Reading and Cloning skills. And think about admiring the horse. My mind admires the horse.
Nanonizer's Diary
So it happened. The gameshow didn't revive, but a simulator was born with that horse. Maybe we should start admiring, hugging and touching it? I am very curious about the horse and if it's as fragile as this gameshow horse.
I admire and touch the horse.
I admire it anyways.
You do that.
Nothing happens.
I try to read a book about cloning to increase Reading and Cloning skills. And think about admiring the horse. My mind admires the horse.
You'd do that but you don't have a book about cloning. Instead you read the game manual which you randomly found on the ground.
Your reading level is too low to read the manual, much less understand it or gain levels from it.
The manual flies away.
You attempt to telepathically admire the horse. Nothing happens, but the horse appreciates the attempt anyway.
I admire and touch the horse.
You touch the horse. It backs up a little.
The horse is admired.
Your horse admiration skill leveled up to level 02!
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You turn around to see a tree. You swear it wasn't there before and you have no idea where it came from.
I gun the tree (from a close distance, with my Pepperbox) and admire the horse.
You don't have a Pepperbox, not that shooting one would be a good idea anyway considering you're on an infinite grass plain.
The horse is admired.
Your Horse Admiration increased to level 03!
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A bush appears next to the tree when you're not looking.
I poke the horse...
And again...
And again...
And again...
I keep poking the horse until it eventually falls into an endless pit.
There are no endless pits around for you to poke the horse into, and when the horse goes too far away from its original location, it just runs back there.
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While you're busy poking the horse, a raven lands near the tree and the bush.
Nothing happens, due to the fact that you didn't say anything and your telepathy skill is too low for you to say anything anyway.
Ding! You learned Telepathy!
It did seem to level up your Telepathy to level 01.
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A stand appears while you are busy doing that. It says something on the top, but you're unsure what it says.
Ding! You learned Reading!
Your failed attempt to read it did level your reading up though.
The raven lands on the stand.
I go looking for some kind of weapon or toy.
I then make an attempt to read the stand.
I then admire the raven and the horse.
I go looking for some kind of weapon or toy.
You are unable to find anything that, but you do get a pointy stick from the tree.
I then make an attempt to read the stand.
You still can't read the stand.
It seems trying to read it more won't give you any Reading experience.
I then admire the raven and the horse.
I ignore the horse and admire the raven.
The raven is not very admirable, unlike the horse.
It appreciates the attempt though.
The horse is admired.
I stare at the Raven, my mind saying: ...
Nothing happens, seeing as you still have a very low telepathy level.
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The raven sets up some signs near the booth before putting some items on it. You have no idea what these items are exactly.
After seeing it set up signs and place items, I realize that the raven is very admirable.
The raven is admired.
The horse is not admired.
I admire the raven, I also wonder if it will say anything
(does anyone here know of edgar allen poe btw?)
After seeing it set up signs and place items, I realize that the raven is very admirable.
its a raven, you cant just not admire it
Well, considering your low level in logic, I don't blame you for thinking that.
The raven is admired. The horse is not admired.
I admire the raven
The raven is admired again, despite being unadmirable.
It appreciates it a little less than last time.
I also wonder if it will say anything
You're pretty sure talking ravens are an everyday occurence, so probably.
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The raven waits for you to do something besides admire it.
I prefer avian species over mammalion ones so of course id prefer a raven over a horse, its not very low level logic its just personal preference (that and ravens are within the dark and creepy theme)
and it appears the poetry reference I made went over your head too (it has something to do with edgar allen poe fyi)
I feed the raven, since it seems to be bored with being admired
I look at the objects it placed and read the signs.
I stare at the raven, confused.
I attempt to learn Producing and Reading..
I stare at the Raven, my mind saying: Ellipse Ellipse Ellipse.
I prefer avian species over mammalion ones so of course id prefer a raven over a horse
Well, I'm not saying you're any less of a person for preferring one species of animals over another, but this thread is called Horse Admiration Simulator 2015.
I feed the raven, since it seems to be bored with being admired
The raven tells you that whatever you're trying to give it, despite how delicious it is, is not a currency.
I look at the objects it placed
Upon closer inspection, they appear to be items that Pi was too lazy to describe in detail, so he just left them as unrecognizable blobs that are actually just real items disguised as blobs.
You have no idea who this Pi guy is, but he sounds cool.
I stare at the raven, confused.
The raven stares back.
I attempt to learn Producing
Erm, and how do you do that?
and read the signs.
and Reading..
You attempt to read all the signs, but fail
Ding~! Your Reading skill leveled up to level 02!
With your level 2 reading skill and how large the letters are, you can now read the first letter of the booth.
It's an S, or maybe a Z, you can't really tell.
I stare at the Raven, my mind saying: Ellipse Ellipse Ellipse.
You do that. Nothing happens because your Telepathy level is still too low.
Ding~! Your Telepathy skill leveled up to level 02!
You sure seem to like dots.
I admire the horse
The horse is admired.
Ding~! Your Horse Admiration skill leveled up to level 04!
I ask the horse to read the rest of the sign.
I also build a large red button, create a sign next to it that says "DO NOT PRESS", read the sign I made, press the sign, and press the large red button.
Production - Insert an item(s) to me to fabricate it. As of my current level, every attempt fails, but as I level up the success chance increases. Current success chance is: Guaranteed Failure.
I practice Production by inserting grass. And keep training Reading.
I use my powers to instantly complete all levels in the game.
You cant tell me that didnt happen because now. Instead of Magick. Its Kian's powers that can do anything
Unfortunately, there are no levels for you to complete, so you died from the concentrated powers which bounced off of... Something... Back at you.
I admire the horse's right eye.
*horse admiration intensifies*
What happens if you don't admire the horse?
I ask the horse to read the rest of the sign.
Horses can only read when upside-down, dressed as a clown, making a frown, eating something brown, and making a MAGAZADEZAH sound, but only if the language is French.
What? Did you expect the language to rhyme too?
I also build a large red button, create a sign next to it that says "DO NOT PRESS", read the sign I made, press the sign, and press the large red button.
You don't have any materials to make a button with.
I think of the definition of telepathy.
You realize that Google exists for a reason.
You also realize that you don't have a computer and thus you can't use google, making that previous thought redundant.
I practice Production by inserting grass.
You have no idea where to insert grass into yourself, so you try putting it in your mouth.
It tastes disgusting so you spit it out.
And keep training Reading.
You don't have anything new to read.
I instantly complete all levels in the game.
You complete all levels of stairs in the game. Due to the fact that no stairs exist right now, you are able to complete them all instantly.
Its Kian's powers that can do anything
You don't have any "Kian powers."
Besides, even if you did, your skill level would be too low to use them anyway.
I admire the horse's right eye.
*horse admiration intensifies*
The horse is admired.
The horse's left eye feels left out. Wait, did I just accidentally make a pun?
What happens if you don't admire the horse?
The horse isn't admired.
...and that's about it.
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Pi decides to be slightly less lazy. Three of the unrecognizable blobs undisguise to reveal they are a cell phone, a muffin, and Something Else.
I admire the horse's left eye.
I try to use the cell phone.
I admire the rest of the horse after that attempt.
I eat the muffin, feed the horse the cell phone, and feed the raven the Something Else.
I ask the raven to read the sign.
Practice reading more.
In case I try to make something with grass AKA Learn Fabrication.
I admire the horse's left eye.
I admire the rest of the horse after that attempt.
The horse is admired.
Ding~! Your Horse Admiration skill leveled up to level 05.
I try to use the cell phone.
I eat the muffin, feed the horse the cell phone, and feed the raven the Something Else.
Before you do that, the raven slaps your hand away before telling you that you have to buy it first.
I ask the raven to read the sign.
The raven is confused on why you can't read the sign yourself.
I think: fgts
You do that.
Practice reading more.
You still don't have anything new to read.
In case I try to make something with grass AKA Learn Fabrication.
You attempt to make a tiny house with some grass.
The grass keeps on falling down and you are unable to build it. You have no idea how to make the grass stand up.
Ding~! You learned Tiny House Making!
I try to read the sign.
I admire the horse.
I ask the raven the prices of the items.
I also ask it what the Something Else is.
I ask the raven to put more signs for me to read and level up.
I admire the horse and try to dig with my hands.
it is a very admirable horse though