Pi... Kians Powers mean they exist in my heart, so you cant say i didnt use them.
Horse Admiration Simulator 2015
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 19:08
#52
...
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 19:34
#53
Kian... You have to learn everything.
Maybe "reading" exists "in my heart", or maybe "using the Deexistanceinator"...
But you have to learn them anyways here.
Go attempt to use your Kian Powers more to gain experience so you can be able to use them. (And don't just say you practiced and leveled it up to 999 in one post. You can't gain levels that quickly. You'll probably need to learn "Insta-Combo Leveling" first.)
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 19:58
#54
I...
Wait. Do you have Kian-Slime-Lord on your friends list and whats your in-game name.... I have seen people who call you Spirare.
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 23:09
#55
Yes, I'm Spirare in-game.
I once had you on my friends list until I found you on the forums.
After that I removed you.
I admire the horse's ability to ignore the fact that we're ignoring it.
And the horse itself.
Thu, 11/12/2015 - 19:41
#56
...
No way.
If i had known you were a different knight on the forums i wouldnt have been your enemy
Y-you... you were the one who showed me snarby... the one that told me about the Winmillion...
I removed you from my enemies list now that i know your the one... who i used to be best buddies with.
Too late though to be best buddies with me again.
Im best buddies with Matik now.
Thu, 11/12/2015 - 21:46
#57
I admire Kian's ability to ignore the fact that he should be playing the forum game, and that he's still on my enemy list because of being generally annoying on the forums and, according to Novaster, vandalizing the wiki (Absolute NO, no matter your reasons like "testing what would happen if you tried to edit while blocked").
I admire 3.1415926535897931159979634% of the horse's right front leg.
Fri, 11/13/2015 - 10:47
#58
Mmm...
On some wiki I saw a template showing when a blocked user tries to edit the wiki.
Also, maybe Novaster kicks Kian out of guild hall for all of wiki vandalising or something?
And Kian takes him as the enemy. No idea what's up.
I admire the items what the raven placed.
Fri, 11/13/2015 - 20:15
#59
*sigh...*
I regret listing my character name.
Infact.
I would not have just vandalized if i knew that that template was there.
Im also done with helping that wiki.
Because no one forgives me.
I practice my powers so i can be able to use them again
After doing that about 9 million times. I admire the horse. My mind saying:
Sun, 11/22/2015 - 15:32
#60
Honestly, your forum name is close enough for me to know anyway.
I stop admiring 3.1415926535897931159979634% of the horse's right front leg, and start admiring 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 of the horse's left front leg.
Sat, 11/14/2015 - 00:41
#61
Well, then I attempt to read
Well, then I attempt to read Nano's Diary.
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I usually fix typos on wikis, sometimes lurking in talks to point out what should be improved/added/etc.
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 16:45
#62
Remember, don't shoot food.
I'm ignoring everything past Matik's other post because most of it is just the same two people arguing and doing things that wouldn't really do anything right now anyway.
I'm tempted to make a one post per person rule.
I telepathically tell the horse: Hi.
Your telepathy skill is too low to say anything.
I try to read the sign.
and read the signs the raven placed.
You've already read them.
I admire the horse.
I admire the horse
I admire the horse
And the horse itself.
The horse is admired.
I ask the raven the prices of the items.
The raven tells you the muffin costs 5 Duck Bucks, the phone costs 50 Duck Bucks, and the something else costs 99 Duck Bucks.
I also ask it what the Something Else is.
You're not sure what it is, but the raven thinks it looks cool.
I ask the raven to put more signs for me to read and level up.
The raven looks at you confused on why you want it to put out signs just to read them.
The raven doesn't think it has anymore signs anyway.
try to dig with my hands.
You begin digging.
After 10 minutes of digging, you are able to dig a hole that's a grand total of 1 millimeter deep.
Ding~! You learned Digging!
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 17:53
#63
I'm a Wizard
I telepathically try to insert the internet dial-up sound into the horse's brain.
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 18:04
#64
I continue to admire 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 of the horse's left front leg.
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 22:18
#65
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
I try to increase my digging skill.
I ask what a duck buck is and how to get it.
I admire the horse.
Thu, 11/19/2015 - 04:31
#66
I ask the raven where I can
I ask the raven where I can get Duck Bucks.
I will abbreviate Duck Bucks as DB.
Thu, 11/19/2015 - 15:53
#67
I imagine that I can say things telepathically, then try to imagine that I can say things telepathically so hard that I really can say things telepathically.
Sat, 11/21/2015 - 17:58
#68
NO ONE IGNORES MY POSTS!
I try to use my powers 9 trillion times to make sure i have enough skill to insta kill even things that are immortal.
After that. I admire 3.14% of the horses head. And 100% of its left eye.
Sun, 11/22/2015 - 00:47
#69
Don't take this post into the turn.
Calm down, Kian! It's only a game and your powers cannot be used everywhere you wish. I wanted to prevent the argument too. If you want to freely use the powers create another thread where we give you items and you do whatever you want with your powers, like the "Sacrifice an item" game...
Mon, 11/23/2015 - 12:24
#70
Remember, don't shoot food.
I telepathically try to insert the internet dial-up sound into the horse's brain.
Your telepathy is still too low to do that.
Ding~! You have increased your Telepathy skill up to level 03!
I admire the horse.
I continue to admire a percentage of the horse.
I admire a percentage of the horse.
You do that.
The horse is admired.
I try to increase my digging skill.
You continue to dig with your hands.
The hole is now one millimeter deeper.
Ding~! You have increased your Digging skill up to level 02!
I ask what a duck buck is and how to get it.
I ask the raven where I can get Duck Bucks.
It suggests for you to have a garage sale, get a job, or maybe randomly find them in a cave which never contain any Duck Bucks.
You tell the raven that there's no caves around here.
It points into the distance. You look towards where the raven is pointing, knowing that a cave randomly appearing there would be ab-
Oh.
I imagine that I can say things telepathically, then try to imagine that I can say things telepathically so hard that I really can say things telepathically.
You are pretty sure that's not how it works.
Mon, 11/23/2015 - 11:38
#71
I'm a Wizard
I admire the space between the Raven and the Horse, my mind saying: fgts
Mon, 11/23/2015 - 12:18
#72
I keep digging a hole until I
I keep digging a hole until I get 5 mm deep.
Tue, 11/24/2015 - 09:09
#73
Though I'm sure that's not how it works, I try it anyways.
Tue, 11/24/2015 - 13:19
#74
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
I admire the horse.
I check to see if I have anything to sell at a garage sale.
I go towards the cave.
Fri, 11/27/2015 - 18:11
#75
Remember, don't shoot food.
I admire the space between the Raven and the Horse, my mind saying: fgts
You do that.
Nothing happens.
I keep digging a hole until I get 5 mm deep.
Woah woah, slow down there. Don't get too overexcited.
The hole is now 2 millimeters deeper, bringing it to 4 millimeters.
Though I'm sure that's not how it works, I try it anyways.
You imagine you can use telepathy.
Nothing happens.
I admire the horse.
The horse is admired.
I check to see if I have anything to sell at a garage sale.
You don't have any garages to sell.
I go towards the cave.
You begin walking towards the cave. On the way, you encounter the slime.
What will you do?
Fri, 11/27/2015 - 19:24
#76
hm....
I try to use death bolt one more time.
Before giving up on practicing my powers
Whether it worked or not. I then try to read some signs. My mind saying: ...
Sun, 11/29/2015 - 08:53
#77
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
I try negotiations to let me pass.
If that fails, I try to sneak by.
If that fails, I try to punch the slime
Fri, 11/27/2015 - 22:04
#78
I'm a Wizard
I look at the Slime, my mind saying: ur dumb noob
I think.
Mon, 12/14/2015 - 21:05
#79
NO ONE CALLS ME A SLIME (lol)
I am made of slime. But that doesnt mean you can call me one.
-after walking to a distance of 89 miles away from the horse. I stumble upon a home.
By the way Crazee Pi gets to pick how good the home is.
Mon, 12/14/2015 - 23:12
#80
I admire the slime.
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 08:16
#81
Hmmm...
I introduce and ask the slime what is his name, what he usually does, will he help me dig a hole etc.
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 08:56
#82
Remember, don't shoot food.
I try to use death bolt one more time.
You never tried to use any sort of "death bolt" in the first place.
I then try to read some signs.
You are too far away from the signs to read them now.
Besides, you have already tried to read them before, so you won't get any experience.
I look at the Slime, my mind saying: ur dumb noob
You are unable to say anything to the slime due to your low telepathy level.
I try negotiations to let me pass.
You attempt to convince the slime to let you pass.
The just looks at you with the most adorable face the slime can make.
I introduce
You would do that but you don't know what name you have.
ask the slime what is his name
You think about asking the slime its name, but then you realize that's stupid as you already know the slime's name.
what he usually does
You attempt to ask the slime what it usually does.
The slime just looks at you with the most adorable face the slime can make.
will he help me dig a hole etc.
The slime doesn't have hands.
I admire the slime.
The slime is unadmirable because it's not a horse, so you are unable to do do that.
I try to sneak by.
You aren't sure how to do that considering right now you're in an empty grass plain, and the only objects you can use are too far away for you to use.
You attempt to walk by the slime instead. It does nothing to stop you but look at you and follow you to the cave.
You soon arrive at the cave. The cave is too dark for you to see anything.
I stumble upon a home.
There are no homes within infinite miles, but there is a perfectly fine cave in front of you, aside from the fact that it's too dark.
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 08:57
#83
Remember, don't shoot food.
I double post.
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 09:38
#84
ERROR, It isn't possible to forget the name.
@Pi
It isn't normal that we don't know our names. Perhaps if the OP stated that we lost our memory due to the flash then it would be OK. P.S. The OP said that we forgot about everything that happened last thread, not completely everything.
Well then, I go on a quest to find out who I am. And practice telepathy.
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 13:00
#85
I admire the slime anyways.
Sun, 12/27/2015 - 16:05
#86
I'm a Wizard
I admire the Raven, my mind saying: "Cough"
Mon, 03/21/2016 - 13:29
#87
Remember, don't shoot food.
A necromancer appears and notices that you and the slime seem to have died from thirst, so he revives you both before jumping on a random motorcycle and riding into the sunset.
@Matik
You would do that but your nonexistant schedule is full.
What do you practice telepathy on?
@Vanaduke
You admire the slime.
The slime does nothing.
@Blazecat
You go all the way back to the Raven.
It appears that the Raven has started selling two new items: a glass of water and a stick.
Unfortunately though, your attempts at leveling telepathy don't work as it seems you have temporarily been blocked from gaining experience until Pi revamps the level system, whatever that means.
Tue, 03/22/2016 - 22:55
#88
Lay on the ground and attempt thinking/dreaming.
Thu, 04/21/2016 - 20:11
#89
The Slimes obey me. My enemies will be demolished
Whatever,
I keep walking further and further from the horse, hoping to see things that will bring back my memory
Sorry for the necro, when I get attached to games I have the hugest temptation you could imagine to revive the thread I'm attached to at its death
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 17:01
#90
Remember, don't shoot food.
Pi seems to have given up revamping the leveling system for now. You can level normally now.
The Raven decided to put the Something Else on sale. It now costs 98 Duck Bucks.
@Matik
You think for almost a month before Pi posts again.
Ding~! You learned Thinking!
Ding~! You learned Dreaming!
@Kian
You start walking. The slime follows.
Eventually, you reach a portal. Some people nearby seem to be making some sort of path.
SKILLS
05 [] Horse Admiration
03 [] Telepathy
02 [] Reading
01 [] Punching
02 [] Digging
01 [] Tiny House Making
01 [] Thinking
01 [] Dreaming
LOCATIONS
The Horse
The Raven's Shop (which is technically the same place as the Horse)
Random cave possibly containing duck bucks
Portal
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 20:47
#91
The Slimes obey me, my enemies will be demolished
I stop and look closely at the portal, feeling Deja Vu as I stare, (since portals flash when I come out of them, so it feels Deja Vu because I still feel a little sick from coming out of something portal-like, since we came out of something and there was a flash of light when we time traveled)
I then try to search my mind for flashes of a wormhole or something like a portal that allows me to travel through time
(That basically means I'm trying to remember stuff)
Nanonizer's Diary
The hilarious fails at reading just made me laugh. Good that I am equipped with Advanced Diary Read&Write Module allowing me to read the Diary and write it bypassing the writing & reading level limitations. However, it only affects the Diary, not anything else. The horse feels unadmired, I should do something otherwise it may turn unfriendly...
I admire the horse with double the power and read the signs the raven placed.