Knight Identification: Umbra-Lunatis
Original song: "I'm my Own Master Now" from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
I don't have a title for this one. There are three verses to it, mirroring the video's audio exactly. There is a 3-9-6 syllable pattern at the very end that occurs only once in the variant I've posted as well as the video version at the top.
Verses are separated by dashed lines.
Lyrics can be found here.
mewkat pls
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Born, out of the shade
Poltergeist
Giving power to my blade.

Soul of the night
From its Mask,
Ink-black shadows blaze alight.

Battle cry of legions dead,
Leading into the fray,
Souls unleashed from their prisons;
Hunters turned into the prey.

Phantom auras pursue,
Radiant energy tearing through
From the Land of the Dead

Wings of shadow unfurled,
Living nightmares brought to the world,
Vessels fade, reduced to shreds.

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Torn, out of the sky,
Ship destroyed;
Stranded, wingless Valkyrie.

A fallen star,
I descend;
The Core beckons from afar.

Delving into Clockworks depths
Honing both soul and blade,
Reaping royalties from foes
As the sky is cloaked in shade.

Subterranean spheres,
Held aloft by titanic gears,
Worlds apart yet combined.

Through its iron embrace
Steady venture toward Cradle's base,
To a Whitespace undefined.

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Two, of dark auræ
Mask and blade,
Fight in shadowed unity.

Power of night
Is unleashed
As the darkness rends the light.

Feathers fly, dark wings extend
Nothing holding us back;
Maskeraith's howl of fury
Echoing through the attack.

Restless spirits take flight,
Apocrean souls join the fight;
Two of heart, one of mind.

Phantom eyesight aglow,
Reaping dust with a scythe of shadow;
Through the darkness our souls shine.

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Hear our cry;
Into battle you'll see us fly,
Trailing cinders behind.

- Hazardous-Anomaly
- Forever Love puppy mask
- Monster- Imagine Dragons
Original Lyrics via Google play

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Ever since you were an ember,
Everything you meant to me;
How dearly I miss him...(oh, oh, oh, oh)

We were never one for cowards,
Everywhere we had to be,
The odds never seemed that grim. (oh, oh, oh, oh)

If I told you where I was,
Would you ever come back to me?

And if I found devilites,
Would you be there?

Threw countless mats into your jaws
Making sure you’d grow up tough!

Now I sit on bended knee…

I was a knight with a Drakon to guide me,
Making a stand with my true friend beside me.

My monster, A monster!
He’d grown into a monster!
My monster, a monster!
And he kept getting stronger!

I thought it was nonsense,
When he told us to take a rest.
Why was I blinded by pride? (oh, oh, oh, oh)

So we charged into the abyss,
We laughed at every plea,
And I lost you in the tide. (oh, oh, oh, oh)

If I told you where I was,
Would you ever come back to me?

And if I found devilites,
Would you be there?

Pray you forgive me of all my flaws
Hope you see i’ve lost enough

Now I sit on bended knee…

I’m just a knight with no Drakon to guide me,
Making a stand with no one else beside me.

My monster, A monster!
He’d grown into a monster!
My monster, a monster!
And he kept getting stronger!

I’m just a knight with no Drakon to guide me,
Making a stand with no one else beside me.

A monster, my monster,
I can’t find my monster!
A monster, my monster,
And I can’t last much longer.

I wanted to find an upbeat song, and GUESS WHAT I FOUND!

- Name: Angel-Girl
- Prize: Lovely Glasses
- Original Song/Lyrics: Shake It Off (Taylor Swift) Lyrics: Shake It Off on Google Play

NOTE: I noticed at the "rapping" part that the way I had worded it has two meanings, and one of them is...not so good. I assure you completely that this parody is meant to be playful, happy and light and is not really meant to be romantic.

Now with that out of the way, may I proudly introduce the parody "Takin' Off!"! Celebrating my Seraphynx, Sophie, but this goes to all cool cat Battle Sprites as well.

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I stay up too late
Got Luminite in my brain
That's what the Knights say, mmm
That's what the Knights say, mm
I go out too many days
But I keep AG awake
That's what the Knights say, mmm
That's what the Knights say, mm

But I keep on mewlin',
Can't stop, won't stop healin'
It's like I got this music, in my mind
Sayin' I'm gonna do alright

'Cause the Gremlins gonna slay, slay, slay, slay, slay
And the Wolvers gonna bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
Them Lumbers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the Yesmans gonna quake, quake, quake, quake, quake
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off

I never miss heartbeats
I'm lightning on my wings
And that's what Knights don't see, mmm
That's what Knights don't see, mm
The capsules are all gone (Capsules are all gone)
But I can make up goin' on (Make up goin' on)
And that's what Knights should know, mmm
That's what Knights should know, mm

But I keep on shielding
Can't stop, won't stop shooting
It's like I got this music, in my mind
Saying we're gonna do alright

Cause the Gremlins gonna slay, slay, slay, slay, slay
And the Wolvers gonna bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
Them Lumbers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the Yesmans gonna quake, quake, quake, quake, quake
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off

I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off

(Semi-Rapping) Hey, hey, hey
Just think all those years getting and out about
the liars and dirty, dirty cheats of Cradle
when you could've been saving Sparks with my, sick, beat

A Sick Puppy killed my dear Knight
She's like "Oh Isora" but I'm just gonna maul it
And to the drake over there with the great-lookin' wear
Won't you come on over so we can take, take, take

(Normal Singing)

Cause the Gremlins gonna slay, slay, slay, slay, slay
And the Wolvers gonna bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
Them Lumbers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the Yesmans gonna quake, quake, quake, quake, quake
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off

I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off
I'm, I'm takin' off, I'm takin' off

(End)

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~Angel-Girl the Valkyrie

Knight's name: Doomiax
Choice of Top Prize: Forever Love Puppy Mask
Original song: Shake it Off by Taylor Swift http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswift/shakeitoff.html
And now, I present to you, and my adorable, lovely Maskeraith, Barley:

(Sorry for the wall of text this is a massive song ^^)

(Oh golly I just noticed someone else used the same song don't hurt me haha)

"Wraith it Up"

I'm a fool to get a wraith
Don't got the cat meta in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I use too many cloaks [chuckle]
But if there's danger I can't stay
At least that's what I say, mmm-mmm
That's what I say, mmm-mmm

But I keep killing
Can't stop, won't stop quilling
It's like I got this ghost
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be off cooldown soon."

'Cause the cooldown waiters gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
And the meta haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith
I wraith it up, I wraith it up
Heart-attackers gonna buff, buff, buff, buff, buff
And the shadow cloakers gonna cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak
Baby, I'm just gonna wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith
I wraith it up, I wraith it up

I never miss a fiend
Those Devilites need to get beaned
And that's why they call me, mmm-mmm
That's why they call me, mmm-mmm

I'm cloaking on my own (cloaking on my own)
I put the quills out as I go (quills out as I go)
And that's what I gotta show, mmm-mmm
That's what I gotta show, mmm-mmm

But I keep bruising
Slimes can't stop, won't stop oozing
It's like I got this health bar
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be Phase 3 soon."

'Cause the cooldown waiters gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
And the meta haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith
I wraith it up, I wraith it up
Heart-attackers gonna buff, buff, buff, buff, buff
And the shadow cloakers gonna cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak
Baby, I'm just gonna wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith
I wraith it up, I wraith it up

Wraith it up, I wraith it up,
I, I, I cloak it up, I cloak it up,
I, I, I quill it up, I quill it up,
I, I, I wraith it up, I wraith it up

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been swearing up and down by the Seraphynx and the silly, silly metas of the world,
You could've been beating down on sick enemies.

My gunner brought his new Seraphynx
He's like "Heart attack OP!" but I'm just gonna wraith.
And to the fella over there with Flame Barrier and not a care
Won't you buy a Wraith, maybe? We can wraith, wraith, wraith

Yeah ohhh

'Cause the loyal players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the SEGA haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate)
I'm just gonna cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak
I cloak away, I cloak away
Heart-attackers gonna buff, buff, buff, buff, buff (mmmm)
And the Apocrean baiters gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait (and cloak, and cloak, and cloak)
Baby, I'm just gonna wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith
I wraith it up, I wraith it up

Cloak away, I cloak away,
I, I, I cloak away, I cloak away,
I, I, I cloak away, I cloak away
I, I, I cloak away, I cloak away

Quill em all, I quill em all,
I, I, I quill em all, I quill em all,
I, I, I quill em all, I quill em all,
I, I, I quill em all, I quill em all

Wraith it up, I wraith it up,
I, I, I wraith it up, I wraith it up (Barley I love you),
I, I, I wraith it up, I wraith it up,
I, I, I wraith it up, I wraith it up

Knight name: Autofire
Choice of prize: Mewkat monster pocket
Song name: Escape from the City (The original one. Not a remix.)
Parody Title: Escape from the Planet

For my Drakon. He knows Scorching Barrier, not Backfire, but I needed a rhyme. Knowing him, he won't mind at all! (Right...? I don't know how to ask him. Or even check his gender. Heck, I don't know if Sprites have genders. But never mind that.)

Pronounce 'fire' with two syllables. It will make the song sound a whole lot better. Also, I know it isn't the most heartfelt entry, but, hey, 99% of the music I listen to is either instrumental or Japanese, so I don't have too much to work with. I'm hoping that this'll be a nice twist on things.

Autofire clears his throat.

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Whoo!
Oh yeah!

Ran aground without any rebound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on,
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!

Must keep on moving ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Trusting in what you can't see,
Take my lead; I'll set us free.

Backfire, set us free,
Trust me and we will escape from the planet.
We'll make it through.
Firebolt (Firebolt), set us free,

Trust me and we will escape from the planet.
We'll make it through, prove it to you.
Backfire!

Oh yeah!

Danger is lurking around every turn,
Trust your fires, got to live and learn.
I know with some luck that we'll make it through,
Got no other options, only one thing to do!

I don't care what lies ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Find the next depth, no matter what that may be.
Take my lead, I'll set us free.

Backfire, set us free,
Trust me and we will escape from the planet.
We'll make it through.

Firestorm (Firestorm), set us free,
Trust me and we will escape from the planet.
We'll make it through prove it to you.
Follow me!

Follow me!

We'll make it through, oh yeah!

KNIGHT NAME: Gyro-Zx-Delta
PRIZE CHOICE: Love aura
ORIGINAL SONG: Moves like jagger
PARODY NAME: Angelic Aura
LINK TO ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U2GTBvjPqY

Dedicated to Morgan-Freeman, the best seraphynx with the best name. :'3

V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V

Just grabbed every heart
My health's still low
I'm out of capsules
And I'm solo
And making things worse, I'm in a corner
MY cooldown's at 8

I've no crowd controll
So I shielded
I swung my voltedge
Now I'm tanking
Guildies are in bed
My friend list is dead
I can't take more hits

And the cooldown is gone

Take these hits for me
And help you
Help make more hearts drop
And I'll show you

You got angelic aura
I got angelic aura
I've got angeEeEeEelic aura

I don't need a shivermist buster
Take a look at me and I'll show you

With that angelic aura
I got angelic aura
I've got angeEeEeEelic aura

Survival is hard
When you see that your aura is down
Nothing seems right
But while you're with me
Movement Speed Increase
Now I've got the speed

So get to the ar
-senal stand
I'll feed you some stars
Dig in buddy

Now you want more stars
I'm all out of crowns
Let's do some grinding

And the cooldown is gone

Take these hits for me
And help you
Help make more hearts drop
And I'll show you

You got angelic aura
I got angelic aura
I've got angeEeEeEelic aura

I don't need a shivermist buster
Take a look at me and I'll show you

With that OP aura
I got an OP aura
I've got an OOOOOOOOP aura

You wanna know how to make me level
Take that food, give it to me till I'm full
And if I get a skill point
You're gonna have to use it
Nobody else can do that

So watch your back
I won't warn you twice
Fight those slags, Ooh boy, they'll make you burn
And if I get a skill point
You're gonna have to use it
Nobody else can do that

And the cooldown is gone

Take these hits for me
And help you
Help make more hearts drop
And I'll show you

You got angelic aura
I got angelic aura
I've got angeEeEeEelic aura

I don't need a shivermist buster
Take a look at me and I'll show you

With that OP aura
I got an OP aura
I've got an OOOOOOOOP aura

^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^

Knight: Actiondimension

Prize: Hoptimer Monster Pocket

Song Name: Cough Syrup by Young the Giant

Lyric Page: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/youngthegiant/coughsyrup.html

Disclaimer: First song parody - English isn't my native language - It's about the struggle of choosing ultimates, ugly arms, no money for reskins ($$$)
In the end I realize, that my love for my first Drakon/pet is much greater than getting all the reskins - The main point kinda drifted away
so it ended up differently, being more of a actual song with already existing melody, than a song parody - Enjoy (I guess?)

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At first sight I thought you were a lizard, oh
I leveled you up, leveled you up - materials gone, oh
Already level 100 pets they're surrounding me oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Should it have style or be beneficial
Oh

If I could find a way to get both things
I'd do it straightaway
But I've got no money so it is sti-ill, still my wish

I'm waiting for an event reskin to be released, released

Since pokemon I've loved dragons, oh, oh
Those beauteously wings. their fire-spitting breath, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Magnificently flying, spreading fright in the blink of an eye, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Also the bi-ig strangely floating arms - wait, no, no

If I could find a way to get those buffs
I'd do it straightaway
But those arms, tho-, those a-arms just have no style

And if we'd get a reskin, an event reskin
an event reskin with regular arms
I'm waiting for this to(oooo) be released, released

Since pokemon I've loved dragons, oh, oh
Those beauteously wings. their fire-spitting breath, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If I could find a way to get every Drakon
I'd do it straightaway
But I've got no money so it is sti-ill, still my wish

So I look straight at my Drakon, rather thinking hard
About the adventures, our soul and heart
Why would I (ee)ever wa(aa)nt to replace you

You will always be my number one, whoa
But I still want to have the reskins, whoa

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Personal Favorite (in this thread rn): Cloak me like you do :D

Knight name: Spiralka-Chan
Prize preference: Forever love puppy mask
Original song name: Ghostbusters
Original song lyrics: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rayparkerjr/ghostbusters.html

My best friends are Miomilla and her battle sprite
Miomilla + Maskeraith = <3 <3 <3

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If there's something strange in your own guild hall
Who you gonna call?
Miomilla!

If it needs some food
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Miomilla!

She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith
She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith

If you're seeing sprite running through your head
Who can you call?
Miomilla!

An invisible knight sleeping at depth 28
How you gonna call it?
Miomilla!

She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith
She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith

She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls
She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If you've had a dose
Of a battle ghost
You'd better call
Miomilla!

Let me tell you something
Cloakin' makes her feel good
She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith
She ain't afraid of no Maskeraith

Knight Name: Frosty-Pretender
Prize Preference: hoptimer?
Original Artist and Song: Foo Fighters - Bridge Burning
Battle Sprite: Seraphynx
I think I will name the parody song as Heart Dropping

Lyrics:

Seraphynx reporting HERE!
You monsters gon' give me hearts, NOW!

She came in small with desp-rate(desperate) face
Starving in the cage, wants to be with me, how cute.
She could lay down some medi rays
Not to patch me up, but to kill them up
Another sprite, another taste, I am still picking Seraphynx.
Love her anyways.
Why would I care, she can heal me, pop a skill named heart attack
That helps me to survive!

Whatever heals me helps me fight
Whatever heals me boosts my might

You monsters shall suffer now
As I come around
Seraphynx here now
I'm not dying now
Her plays make me proud
Immortal it sounds
Hearts' everywhere on the ground

I fed her critters carapace
Inventory things
Drained by her hungry stomach
Learnt an aura as she ate
Worth the mats I have invested
Ignore all the traps because
Invincibility is at hand

Whatever shields me grants me strength
Now I am one man 'pocalypse

You monsters shall suffer now
As I come around
Seraphynx here now
I'm not dying now
Her plays make me proud
Immortal it sounds
Hearts' everywhere on the ground

Medi-ray them slimes, heart attack on the kats
Aura 'gainst them bots, skellies will run away
Medi-ray them slimes, heart attack on the kats
Aura 'gainst them bots, skellies will run away

You monsters shall suffer now
As I come around
Seraphynx here now
I'm not dying now
Her plays make me proud
Immortal it sounds
Hearts' everywhere on the ground

You monsters shall suffer now
(Medi-ray them slimes, heart attack on the kats)
As I come around
(Aura 'gainst them bots)
Seraphynx here now
(skellies will run away)
I'm not dying now
(Medi-ray them slimes, heart attack on the kats)
Her plays make me proud
(Aura 'gainst them bots)
Immortal it sounds
(skellies will run away)
Hearts' everywhere on the ground

Knight name: Robo-Minecrafter
Prize preference: Love Aura
Original song name: Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
Original song link: https://g.co/kgs/yZ1cuc
Parody Name: Party in the Arcade

I load up Steam for SK
With a plan in my mind
I want some money so I say
It’s time to grind

I’m going solo
And I go down
Look to my right and I see a fifty crown
Man I’m on fire
But this run could get dire

Mobs all over and I’m feeling kinda unprepared
Too much damage and I’m kinda scared
That's when I see I have a Drakon
Who can make those gremlins run
Who can make those gremlins run
Who can make those gremlins run

[Chorus:]
So I use mah sprite
And I shout
Fire Away
I'm swingin’ mah sword like yeah
Blastin' mah gun like yeah
I’m usin’ mah sprite,
And I shout
I’ll live til another day
Yeah, it's a party in the Arcade
Yeah, it's a party in the Arcade

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody is amazed
Like, "Who's that knight that’s alone?
He has to be crazed”

So hard when my team’s not around me
It's definitely not a full party
'Cause it’s just me and mah sprite
I‘ll just have to fight

Mobs all over and I’m feeling kinda unprepared
Too much damage and I’m kinda scared
That's when I realize I have a Seraphynx
Who can get me out of this jynx
Who can get me out of this jynx
Who can get me out of this jynx

[Chorus]

Feel like quitting this run (this run)
Head Back to Haven 1 (Haven 1)
But I recall I got a Maskeraith (Maskeraith)
And then I use it to keep me safe

[Chorus 2x]