Agent Flint's Generic RPG
Wed, 04/05/2017 - 17:46
#102
Chapter 1-2
Apprentice bleeds for 4 damage.
Woof-lf bleeds for 4 damage.
Apprentice uses a Medical Herb on the Woof-lf. +22.
Woof-lf bites the Bandit Leader. -6.
Agent attacks the Bandit Leader. -24.
Bandit Leader uses Artery on Agent! -17, Bleeding!
Apprentice bleeds for 4 damage.
Woof-lf bleeds for 4 damage.
Apprentice uses Venom Jet on the Bandit Leader! Evade!
Woof-lf defends itself.
Agent increases Woof-lf's valor!
Bandit Leader attacks Woof-lf. -12
Agent, Level 3
Bleeding(4x4)
HP 103/170
CHR 1/3
AP 35/50
Apprentice, Level 3
Bleeding(2x4)
HP 119/145
CHR 3/3
AP 40/50
Woof-lf, Level 3
Bleeding(2x4)
HP 27/30
AP 39/50
Bandit Leader, Level 3
HP ???/???
Thu, 04/06/2017 - 11:06
#103
Remember, don't shoot food.
Aqua Jet then attack.
Sat, 04/08/2017 - 21:29
#104
Chapter 1-2
(I forgot to decrease Apprentice's CHR but whatevs)
Apprentice bleeds for 4 damage.
Woof-lf bleeds for 4 damage.
Apprentice blasts Bandit Leader with an Aqua Jet! -11, -12, -14, 15!
Agent double slashes Bandit Leader. -15, -9.
Leader: Graaah! This isn't over, damnit!
Bandit Leader flees.
Gained 90 Exp!
Agent: Okay, so where's the Witch?
Apprentice: She's in that cave over there.
Apprentice points to the cave with a wooden door in it.
Apprentice: Witch? Are you there? Answer me!
A woman with fancier clothes and a taller hat than Apprentice comes out of the cave.
Witch: Knight, and Apprentice. Thank you for getting those bandits to leave.
Agent: Aren't you supposed to be really powerful? I'm sure you could've taken those bandits on by yourself.
Witch: I could have, but the Bandits were trying to push the door open, and you're actually supposed to pull the door to open it.
Agent: Right...
Witch: It has been a long day, so I will teleport us all to the village.
Apprentice: Could've you have teleported yourself to the village?
Witch: As easy as that would be, no. The cave I was trapped in was a magical cave, so I could not have teleported out of it.
*whirrrrr weew!*
Everyone is teleported back to the village.
Apprentice's Woof-lf leaps out of her hands and runs back into the forest.
Apprentice: No, fluffy!
Witch: Leave him, Apprentice. Woof-lfs do not like to leave their natural habitats. Now then, is there something you needed from me, knight?
Agent: My name is Agent, and no I didn't need anything from you. I just needed Apprentice to stop looking for you so she could take me to the port town.
Witch: Alright then, you should go.
Agent: Okay Apprentice, can you take me to the port town now?
Apprentice: Alright.
The two arrive at a coastal area.
Apprentice: Alright! We just need to go through this beachy place to reach the town.
Agent: Hey, who's that?
A person wearing slightly different armor than what Agent is wearing walks up to the two.
?????: Excuse me, are you Agent?
Agent's response
"Yes."
"No."
"What's it to you?"
Apprentice's question
"Who're you?"
"Nice hair."
"Why're you looking for Agent?"
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 13:51
#105
Oh nice, I can finally access the forums again.
Agent responds with "Yes."
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 15:16
#106
Remember, don't shoot food.
"Nice hair."
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 18:41
#107
Chapter 1-3
(I didn't think you guys were gonna come back.)
Agent: Yes.
?????: Excellent, I was looking for you. You were due at the port town 3 hours ago, but you never came. You got a good reason?
Agent: My friend Apprentice here was supposed to guide me to the place, but... her master Witch was missing.
?????: Aren't witches supposed to be really powerful?
Apprentice: She was stuck in a magical cave.
?????: Okay, without further ado...
Apprentice: Nice hair.
?????: ...
Agent: ...
?????: Thank you.
Agent: Hey, whats your name anyway?
?????: I am called Speedrunner, because I have high Agility. Also i'm the agility class because you're the fighter class and you're the magic class.
Apprentice: Well nice to meet you, Speedrunner!
Speedrunner: Okay, let's go to Porttown!
Speedrunner joined the party!
He has no accessories equipped on him.
He has mastered his first skill tree.
One of you can change to the Speedrunner class, with the unused character being used as an AI. Or yunno... keep your current character.
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 19:22
#108
meh
I'm keeping as Agent.
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 19:32
#109
Remember, don't shoot food.
Stay as apprentice.
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 20:06
#110
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner: Alright, let's go! For real this time.
Encountered 2 Crabs.
Agent, Level 3
HP 170/170
CHR 1/3
AP 4/50
Apprentice, Level 3
HP 145/145
CHR 1/3
AP 6/50
Speedrunner, Level 3
HP 125/125
CHR 1/3
AP 9/50
Crab, Level 4 Crustacean
HP ??/??
Crab, Level 3 Crustacean
HP ??/??
Mon, 04/17/2017 - 22:46
#111
Agent uses his turn to scan the Crabs with the Codex.
Tue, 04/18/2017 - 11:00
#112
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the level 3 one.
Tue, 04/18/2017 - 13:22
#113
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner uses First Blood on the Lv3 Crab. -16.
Apprentice attacks the Lv3 Crab. -4.
Agent uses the Codex on a Crab.
Crabs have 22+5L HP, 5 Atk, 1 Mag, 2 Spd, and 125 Def.
Lv3 Crab attacks Speedrunner. -7.
Lv4 Crab attacks Speedrunner. -7.
Agent, Level 3
HP 170/170
CHR 2/3
AP 8/50
Apprentice, Level 3
HP 145/145
CHR 2/3
AP 12/50
Speedrunner, Level 3
HP 111/125
CHR 0/3
AP 18/50
Crab, Level 4 Crustacean
HP 42/42
Crab, Level 3 Crustacean
HP 17/37
Tue, 04/18/2017 - 16:44
#114
Agent uses Armor Pierce on the Level 3 Crab.
Tue, 04/18/2017 - 22:29
#115
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the level 3 crab again.
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 07:38
#116
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner slashes the Lv4 Crab. -8.
Apprentice attacks the Lv3 Crab. -3.
Agent uses Armor Pierce on the Lv3 Crab. -21.
Lv3 crab died.
Lv4 Crab snaps Speedrunner. -8.
Agent, Level 3
HP 170/170
CHR 1/3
AP 12/50
Apprentice, Level 3
HP 145/145
CHR 3/3
AP 18/50
Speedrunner, Level 3
HP 103/125
CHR 1/3
AP 27/50
Crab, Level 4 Crustacean
HP 34/42
Tue, 04/18/2017 - 23:01
#117
Agent uses Armor Pierce against the remaining Crab.
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 06:03
#118
Remember, don't shoot food.
Aqua Jet the crab.
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 07:45
#119
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner attacks Crab. -7.
Apprentice casts Aqua Jet on the Crab! -13, -14, -16, -18.
Crab died.
Gained 70 Experience!
You arrived in the town aptly named Port Town.
Speedrunner: Alright, we're here. Anything you want to do before departing to the seas?
Apprentice: Let's buy stuff!
Speedrunner: You go on ahead, I don't have any money.
Agent's Moneys: 300
Apprentice's Moneys: 300
Agent: Pirate Sword(150)
Apprentice: Blue Staff(150)
Speedrunner: BladethatIforgotthenameof(100)
?????: Fire Harp(100)
Game Mod: Realistic Names(30)
Cookie(35) - Heals 20 HP.
Cupcake(60) - Heals 30 HP.
Epinephrine Shot(90) - Revives a fallen ally.
Red Glyph(100) - Attack +2, Aegis -25.
Blue Glyph(100) - Magic +2, Defense -25.
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 22:16
#120
Agent buys the Epinephrine Shot, the Fire Harp, and the "BladethatIforgotthenameof" to give to Speedrunner.
Agent equips the Epinephrine Shot.
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 23:05
#121
Remember, don't shoot food.
Buy a Blue Staff and Pirate Sword.
Thu, 04/20/2017 - 15:56
#122
Chapter 1-3
Agent equips the Epinephrine Shot and the Bluesteel Cutlass.
Apprentice equips the Epinephrine Shot and the Blue Staff.
Speedrunner equips the Epinephrine Shot, Cyan Glyph, Green Glyph, and the Wakizashi.
Now that you've geared up, you can either kill some more crabs or go to the ship for the voyage.
Thu, 04/20/2017 - 17:18
#123
I dunno.
You decide, Pi.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 05:57
#124
Remember, don't shoot food.
I don't know either. Let me just get a random number generator and...
Voyage.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 07:28
#125
Chapter 1-3
Agent: Let's go! To the great open seas!
Everyone walks to the big boat.
?????: Hold it right there!
Rival quickly speedwalks in on you, along with Healer and Mage.
Rival: That boat was supposed to be ours!
Agent: Uhh...
What're you gonna say?
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 10:54
#126
Remember, don't shoot food.
Politely ask where they're going with the boat, then start wondering where we're going with the boat.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 11:47
#127
"Can't we just ride together?"
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 12:30
#128
Chapter 1-3
Agent: Can't we just ride together?
Rival: NO! I gotta go Northwest for my mission, with extra West. And you gotta go North with extra North!
Agent: You're overreacting. You can wait for the next ship, can't you?
Apprentice: Where're we going, anyway?
Agent: An island full of evil bad guys.
Speedrunner: This is a waste of time. Let's go already.
Rival: Hold it! We still want that boat, and if we can't have it, then we'll have to fight for it!
Speedrunner: Are you serious? What do your friends think of it?
Healer: I don't wanna wait...
Mage: The next ship will come in half an hour, and I don't think I can wait that long.
Agent: ...
Rival will fite u m8, what to say?
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 13:34
#129
Remember, don't shoot food.
Wait, if the ships are on a schedule, then wouldn't that mean that their destinations are preset?
If not, why can't the ship just go to one of our destinations then the other?
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 13:43
#130
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
(They're just hired transport ships that are paid by the Kingdom to take their Knights to certain places.)
(Or something like that.)
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 17:41
#131
Whatever.
"Okay, but I will warn you that this is a pointless conflict."
Agent draws his sword in acceptance of the Rival's challenge.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 17:06
#132
Chapter 1-3
Agent: Okay, but I will warn you that this is a pointless conflict.
Rival: Whatever. Let's do this.
-Battle Transition Fade Through!-
Healer: Oh come on! They have more health than us?
Agent, Level 3 Knight
HP - 180/180
CHR - 1/3
AP - 14/50
Apprentice, Level 3 Apprentice
HP - 145/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 16/50
Speedrunner, Level 3 Speedrunner
HP - 145/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 19/50
Rival, Level 3 Swordsman
HP - ??/??
CHR - 1/3
AP - 15/50
Healer, Level 3 Healer
HP - ??/??
CHR - 2/3
AP - 15/50
Mage, Level 3 Mage
HP - ??/??
CHR - 1/3
AP - 15/50
Double Damage: ALL attacks deal double damage. Additionally, healing is twice as powerful.
Codex: Scanning an enemy with the codex reveals their stats. Scanning two enemies reveals all their stats.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 17:44
#133
Agent casts Vigor Up on Speedrunner.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 18:26
#134
Remember, don't shoot food.
Codex Healer.
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 19:04
#135
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner uses First Blood on Healer. -24.
Apprentice uses the Codex on Healer.
Healer has 44+4L HP, 1 Atk, 6+1L Mag, 5 Spd, 100 Aeg, and 50 Def.
Healer casts Bubble Shield on herself.
Mage defends.
Rival uses Double Slash on Agent. -21. -10.
Agent uses Vigor Up on Speedrunner.
Agent
HP - 149/180
CHR - 0/3
AP - 18/50
Apprentice
HP - 145/145
CHR - 2/3
AP - 22/50
Speedrunner
Vigor(3)
HP - 145/145
CHR - 0/3
AP - 28/50
Rival
HP - ??/??
CHR - 0/3
AP - 20/50
Healer
Bubble(9)
HP - 32/56
CHR - 1/3
AP - 20/50
Mage
Defending(1)
HP - ??/??
CHR - 2/3
AP - 20/50
Fri, 04/21/2017 - 19:19
#136
Agent Attacks the Mage.
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 11:10
#137
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner attacks Healer. Missed.
Apprentice attacks Healer. Evade!
Healer casts Heal on herself. +34.
Mage casts Fireball on Apprentice. -37.
Rival attacks Apprentice. -19.
Agent attacks Mage. -20.
Agent
HP - 149/180
CHR - 1/3
AP - 22/50
Apprentice
HP - 89/145
CHR - 3/3
AP - 28/50
Speedrunner
Vigor(2)
HP - 145/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 37/50
Rival
HP - ??/??
CHR - 1/3
AP - 25/50
Healer
Bubble(8)
HP - 56/56
CHR - 0/3
AP - 25/50
Mage
HP - ??/??
CHR - 0/3
AP - 25/50
Sat, 04/22/2017 - 23:03
#138
Remember, don't shoot food.
Venom Jet the Mage.
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 01:32
#139
Agent Double Slashes Healer.
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 11:11
#140
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner attacks Mage. -34.
Apprentice casts Venom Jet on Mage. -49.
Mage collapsed...
Rival attacks Apprentice. -23.
Healer attacks Agent. -7.
Agent Double Slashes Healer. Block! -17.
Agent
HP - 142/180
CHR - 0/3
AP - 26/50
Apprentice
HP - 66/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 34/50
Speedrunner
Vigor(1)
HP - 145/145
CHR - 2/3
AP - 46/50
Rival
HP - ??/??
CHR - 2/3
AP - 30/50
Healer
HP - 39/56
CHR - 1/3
AP - 30/50
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 12:06
#141
Agent Attacks Healer.
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 12:45
#142
Remember, don't shoot food.
Medical herb self.
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 13:13
#143
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner uses Artery on Healer. -33. Bleeding!
Apprentice uses a Medical Herb on herself. +49.
Rival uses Double Slash on Apprentice. -21, -10.
Healer casts Heal on herself. Failed.
Agent slashes Healer. -38.
Healer collapsed...
Rival: You won't survive my next attack!
Agent
HP - 142/180
CHR - 1/3
AP - 30/50
Apprentice
HP - 84/145
CHR - 0/3
AP - 40/50
Speedrunner
HP - 145/145
CHR - 0/3
AP - 52/50
Rival
HP - ??/??
CHR - 1/3
AP - 35/50
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 13:36
#144
Agent Codexes the Rival.
Sun, 04/23/2017 - 22:12
#145
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner slashes Rival. Evade!
Apprentice attacks Rival. -7.
Rival uses Eviscerate on Apprentice! -100!
Apprentice collapsed...
Agent uses the Codex.
Rival has 75+5L HP, 6+L Atk, 2 Mag, 5 Spd, 75 Aeg, and 100 Def. If his allies are knocked out, he is capable of uses Eviscerate once, which deals exactly 100 damage.
Speedrunner attacks Rival. -26.
Agent
HP - 142/180
CHR - 2/3
AP - 34/50
Apprentice
Unconscious(∞)
HP - 0/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 45/50
Speedrunner
HP - 145/145
CHR - 0/3
AP - 11/50
Rival
HP - 64/90
CHR - 1/3
AP - 40/50
Mon, 04/24/2017 - 06:01
#146
Remember, don't shoot food.
Start dreaming.
Mon, 04/24/2017 - 07:36
#147
Agent uses Vigor Up on himself.
Mon, 04/24/2017 - 07:47
#148
Chapter 1-3
Speedrunner attacks Rival. -24.
Apprentice has a particularly pleasant dreams about her pet Woof-lf.
Rival double slashes Agent. -20, -10.
Agent increases his Vigor.
Agent
HP - 112/180
CHR - 1/3
AP - 38/50
Apprentice
Unconscious(∞)
HP - 0/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 45/50
Speedrunner
HP - 145/145
CHR - 1/3
AP - 20/50
Rival
HP - 40/90
CHR - 0/3
AP - 45/50
Mon, 04/24/2017 - 08:08
#149
*rolls eyes*
Agent uses Armor Pierce on Rival.
Mon, 04/24/2017 - 11:00
#150
Remember, don't shoot food.
Dream some more.
((Shouldn't the Sombrero Woof-If be dead?))
Agent Attacks the Bandit Leader, then casts Valor Up on our friendly Woof-If.