The Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy used Lemon Annoyance on Markelu. Miss, Miss, -35.
Pi used Lemon Rage! Miss, Miss, Miss, -45, Miss.
Markelu used Shield Up! Pi was protected by a mysterious lemonade shield!

Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy
HP 125/170
AP 20
Status: Angry
Attacks:
Punch
Lemon Annoyance (20) : Attack 3 times, 25% accuracy. If attack connects, heavy damage.
Insult
Drink something

Pi
Level 3 Owner
HP 50 / 85
AP 20
No status
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Lemon Rage (20): Attack 5 times, 10% accuracy. If attack connects, huge damage.

Markelu
Level 3 Employee
HP 95 / 95
AP 15
No status
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Pat (5): Boosts one party member's AP by 5 next turn. You're doing great!
Shield Up (8): Negates damage of 2 hits for one party member. Only one can be active at a time.
Juice Box (7) Heals one party member for 30-50 HP. Apple flavour.

The Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy used Insult! Markelu's lemonade making skills were insulted! Markelu is now Angry!
Pi attacked a bunch. -6, -4, -5, -6 (total 21)
Markelu patted Pi! Pi's AP is boosted!
Markelu patted Pi more because the OP doesn't know what to do with the rest of Markelu's AP! Pi's AP boost was extended!
Markelu pats Pi even more!! Pi's AP boost was further extended!
The Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy asks if he gets a pat too. Markelu said he would, but he's out of AP.
The Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy used Drink Something! He drank something. +23

Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy
HP 125/170
AP 20
Angry (2)
Attacks:
Punch
Lemon Annoyance (20) : Attack 3 times, 25% accuracy. If attack connects, heavy damage.
Insult (10) : Inflicts Angry on someone.
Drink something (10) : Heals 20-30 HP. He'll run out of lemonade eventually...

Pi
Level 3 Owner
HP 50 / 85
AP 25 (boosted)
Shielded (∞, intensity 2), AP Boosted (3, intensity 5)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Lemon Rage (20): Attack 5 times, 10% accuracy. If attack connects, huge damage.

Markelu
Level 3 Employee
HP 95 / 95
AP 15
Angry (3)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Pat (5): Boosts one party member's AP by 5 next turn. You're doing great!
Shield Up (8): Negates damage of 2 hits for one party member. Only one can be active at a time.
Juice Box (7) Heals one party member for 30-50 HP. Usable up to three times per battle. Apple flavour.

A wild Axyzel appears.
A few questions before you do stuff:
- What sort of character do you want to be? (Pi's an all-rounder and Markelu's a tank)
- What is your """class"""? (doesn't change anything, just a little thing on the side of your name)
- What are your moves?

The thread owner gifts everyone with a new Modifier since now there's 3 party members.
Attack-For-All: Halves your attack, but increases everyone else's attack by 20%.

The thread owner also gifts everyone with the joy of auto-attacking.

The Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy punches everyone! Pi's shield blocks the attack, Markelu takes 8 damage, Axyzel takes some amount of damage that I'll think of later.
Pi's shield weakens!
Pi attacks too much. -4, -4, -5, -4, -6 (total 23)
Markelu also attacks too much. -3, -4, -3, (total 10)
Axyzel doesn't have any moves yet.

Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy
HP 92/170
AP 20
Angry (1)
Attacks:
Punch (5) : Basic physical attack.
Lemon Annoyance (20) : Attack 3 times, 25% accuracy. If attack connects, heavy damage.
Insult (10) : Inflicts Angry on someone.
Drink something (10) : Heals 20-30 HP. He'll run out of lemonade eventually...

Pi
Level 3 Owner
HP 50 / 85
AP 25 (boosted)
Shielded (∞, intensity 1), AP Boosted (2, intensity 5)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Lemon Rage (20): Attack 5 times, 10% accuracy. If attack connects, huge damage.

Markelu
Level 3 Employee
HP 87 / 95
AP 15
Angry (2)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Pat (5): Boosts one party member's AP by 5 next turn. You're doing great!
Shield Up (8): Negates damage of 2 hits for one party member. Only one can be active at a time.
Juice Box (7) Heals one party member for 30-50 HP. Usable up to three times per battle. Apple flavour.

Axyzel
Level 3
HP /
AP /
No status
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
I dunno, make your own

Axyzel's stats are decided!
Level 3 Helper
HP 70 / 70
AP 15
ATK 5
DEF 4
MAG 13
SPD 9
Attacks:
Zapification (5): Basic magic attack.
Citrus Blast (50%): Damages enemy equal to current max AP. Disregards defense.
Combustible Lemons (10): When life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade! Magic damage to all enemies.

Axyzel takes a random 12 damage from before.
Pi stands around.
Markelu also stands around.
Axyzel actually does something!
Axyzel blasts the Buddy with some lemon-y substance. -15.
The LSOB drank some lemonade. +23
The LSOB punches Pi. Pi's Shield blocked the attack!
Pi's shield dissipated!
Axyzel zaps 'em. -9

Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy
HP 91/170
AP 20
Angry (1)
Attacks:
Punch (5) : Basic physical attack.
Lemon Annoyance (20) : Attack 3 times, 25% accuracy. If attack connects, heavy damage.
Insult (10) : Inflicts Angry on someone.
Drink something (10) : Heals 20-30 HP. He'll run out of lemonade eventually...

Pi
Level 3 Owner
HP 50 / 85
AP 25 (boosted)
AP Boosted (1, intensity 5)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Lemon Rage (20): Attack 5 times, 10% accuracy. If attack connects, huge damage.

Markelu
Level 3 Employee
HP 87 / 95
AP 15
Angry (2)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Pat (5): Boosts one party member's AP by 5 next turn. You're doing great!
Shield Up (8): Negates damage of 2 hits for one party member. Only one can be active at a time.
Juice Box (7) Heals one party member for 30-50 HP. Usable up to three times per battle. Apple flavour.

Axyzel
Level 3 Helper
HP 58 / 70
AP 15
No status
Zapification (5): Basic magic attack.
Citrus Blast (50%): Damages enemy equal to current max AP. Disregards defense.
Combustible Lemons (10): When life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade! Magic damage to all enemies.

Everyone but Pi auto-attacks.
The LSOB is very annoyed. He takes his anger out on Pi. Miss, -35, Miss.
Pi's HP is CRITICAL!
Pi uses his brand spankin' new attack.
The OP decides it should be called Def. Drain.
Pi uses Def. Drain. The LSOB's Defense decreases by 25!
Everyone is sitting around.
Pi's AP returned to normal.
The LSOB is no longer Angry.

Lemonade Stand Owner's Buddy
HP 91/170
AP 20
Def. decreased (3, intensity 25)
Attacks:
Punch (5) : Basic physical attack.
Lemon Annoyance (20) : Attack 3 times, 25% accuracy. If attack connects, heavy damage.
Insult (10) : Inflicts Angry on someone.
Drink something (10) : Heals 20-30 HP. He'll run out of lemonade eventually...

Pi
Level 3 Owner
HP 15 / 85 (Critical!!)
AP 20
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Lemon Rage (20): Attack 5 times, 10% accuracy. If attack connects, huge damage.

Markelu
Level 3 Employee
HP 87 / 95
AP 15
Angry (1)
Attack (5): Basic physical attack.
Pat (5): Boosts one party member's AP by 5 next turn. You're doing great!
Shield Up (8): Negates damage of 2 hits for one party member. Only one can be active at a time.
Juice Box (7) Heals one party member for 30-50 HP. Usable up to three times per battle. Apple flavour.

Axyzel
Level 3 Helper
HP 58 / 70
AP 15
No status
Zapification (5): Basic magic attack.
Citrus Blast (50%): Damages enemy equal to current max AP. Disregards defense.
Combustible Lemons (10): When life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade! Magic damage to all enemies.

Also you guys might want to equip a modifier. Just sayin'.

The OP remembers that Pi is supposed to have AP boost.

The LSOB is very annoyed at Markelu. -22, Miss, Miss.
Pi is very ANGRY at the LSOB. Miss, -44, Miss, Miss, -44.
The LSOB starts to fall over but Markelu attacks twice anyway because why not. Random Useless Critical! -100000, Random Useless Critical! -1000000.
Yes every battle is going to end with a random useless critical.
The LSOB falls over on his face, then evaporates for some reason.

YOU WIN!
Everyone levels up.
(By the way: so far it has just been "level up after a boss fight", but I'm planning on adding a mini grinding arena later so not-rpg rpg would've essentially just gotten rid of that and strengthened levels a bit)

Congrats, while you guys were fighting there are about 5 people waiting in line.

Unimportant Person A wants to buy lemonade for $1:50.
Ordinary Human 2 wants to buy lime-ade for $1:50.
Unexciting Guy Charlie wants to buy cola for $2:50.
Normal Dude δ wants to buy pink lemonade for $2:50.
A_PERSON wants to buy an Exploded Arm for $3.

Options:
- Sell it like a normal employee
- Haggle
- Poke w/ poking stick
- Poke w/ reinforced poking stick
- Bomb (x1)
- (to A_PERSON) Ask something along the lines of "Why the hell do you want to buy a mangled arm of a dead guy?" but without everyone hearing.

(by the way just put five actions in order or something idk)

Everyone's already in a line.
You explodetonate everybody.

You gain a total of $40!
You gain 4 more Exploded Arms!
A_PERSON buys all your Exploded Arms for a total of $35.

That's a lotta money.

The owner of the cake shop across the road comes up to you and says "What the hell did you just do?"

- Say something (you make up what you're going to say)
- /poke
- /reinforcedpoke
- Bomb but you don't have any
- Shrug

Markelu walks up. "I made money. Sit down and let me teach how just how important that is."

The cake shop owner is... slightly worried.
By slightly I mean a lot by the way. They run back to their cake shop and grab out a poking stick.

You ignore them probably at least maybe I dunno.

Well I'm getting tired of day 4 so here's the end of the day.

End of day 4

You earned a whopping $75 today!!

Current balance: $81:50

Shop:
Lemon / Lime: 50c
Cola flavouring x3: $1:50
Pink food colouring x3: $1:50
Lemonstone: $100
Limestone: $100
Bomb: $25
Spiky Poking Stick: More likely to make someone fight you rather than go away: $5
(NEW) Tiny ruby: Powers up special moves, powers down physical moves: $15
(NEW) Sizeable sapphire: Powers up physical moves, powers down special moves: $15

INVENTOROROR

Stock:
Sugary Lime Water x1
Sugary Lemon Water x1
Cola x1
Pink Lemonade x2

Modifiers:
C-c-c-c-combo: Slightly weakens attacks, but gives a chance to attack multiple times. (x1)
Blocking blockly block block: Drastically reduces ATK but increases defense of the whole party. (quick note: ATK doesn't affect special moves so Axyzel should probs equip this) (x1)
Attack-For-All: Reduces your damage but increases teammate's damage by 20%. (x1)

Upgrades:
Stick: Poke someone!
Juicer: Make drinks gooder.
Reinforced Stick: More likely for someone to leave than attack.
Perkifier: Occasionally lets you choose different things that change up the game, er I mean your business.