Spiral Knights - Lowercase and Njthug presents "Spiral Knight's Yo Mama Contest" *CLOSED*

Lowercase and Njthug presents "Spiral Knight's Yo Mama Contest" CLOSED

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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:34

iAM2FoREAL

Legacy Username

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys, Girls and Xerox's! Me and Njthug decided that were bored. So I came up with the idea of a Yo Mama! Contest that's Spiral Knight's related!

So what is a Yo Mama Contest (Spiral Knights Style)?
Its a Yo Mama competition to post the best Yo Mama Joke you have that is related to Spiral Knights!

For Example: Yo Mama so stupid she thought Crystal Energy came from Minerals.
You cannot use that one ^

The "RULES":
1.) One Entry Per Person!
2.) Please do not put jokes that are morally incorrect.
3.) Xerox cannot join. (Jk)
4.) Have fun! (Or Njthug will get Catrock to ninja you)
5.) Xerox cannot join. (Not Jk)

Prizes:
1st Place: 1000 Ce and 25k crowns
2nd Place: 500 Ce and 10k crowns
3rd Place: 250 Ce and 1k crowns
144th Place: A Horrible Night with "Njthug"

The Contest will end July 13th. :)

This Contest is Held and Sponsored By Lowercase and Njthug. From the guild: "Echo Of Silence" & "Active" ^.^
Psot your jokes and In-Game Name here please.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:40

Lufte

Yo mama so fat she occupies

Yo mama so fat she occupies all four spots of a party.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:49

Euphonous

Legacy Username

Yo mama so fat that the

Yo mama so fat that the elevators go down without energy.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:49

Valkier

Legacy Username

Yo mama so fat she gets

Yo mama so fat she gets mistaken for a 5* Calibur.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:56

Dream-Harmonics

Yo mama so fat she could

Yo mama so fat she could cover for Vanaduke!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:57

Miulagoon

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat her belly looks like a royal jelly

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 22:11

driftingsoul

Legacy Username

Yo mama so fat that I thought

Yo mama so fat that I thought she WAS the core...

*You'll only get this joke if you've been to the core*

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 22:13

iAM2FoREAL

Legacy Username

Yo Mama!

Yo Mama so FAT she doesnt get an "Up" option in an elevator. ;)
Can I win and give myself crowns, Nj?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 22:13

neurod

Legacy Username

Yo mamma so PHAT...

Yo mamma so fat Van took one look at her and duked his pants..
--> VanaDuke!!
Delanooch "ACTIVE" mofo

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 22:26

Nitez

Yo Mamma FROM SPACE

Yo mamma so fat, they thought she was a meteor before she crashed into the Skylark.
(Skylark was the ship in the beginning that supposedly crashed, and is also why we're all stranded on Clockworks)

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 22:44

#10

Cobalt

Legacy Username

Yo mama so fat that the

Yo mama so fat that the Skylark scanned her instead of Cradle before it crashed.
lolisuck.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:09

#11

Brawl

Yo Momma so fat that Vanaduke

Yo Momma so fat that Vanaduke said that's no "Moon" its yo momma xD
IGN = Brawl

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 20:07

#12

nearo

Legacy Username

Yo mamas so fat

When she logs in the servers fill up.
IGN: y'allreadyknowit; Nearo

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 22:58

#13

Lichade

Yo mama

Yo mama so hairy that Beast Bells stun her.

IGN: Lichade

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:04

#14

xienwolf

Legacy Username

Yo Momma...

Yo Momma so nasty her breath does shadow damage!

IGN = Xienwolf

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:10

#15

Euphonous

Legacy Username

Your mother is quite obese,

Your mother is quite obese, to the point at which regular bodily functions are obstructed by other occurrences due to the problems commonly associated with such immense girth.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:15

#16

Diggidy

Legacy Username

IGN Diggidy

Yo momma's so old, when she walked into Haven people thought the skellies were invading.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:16

#17

iAM2FoREAL

Legacy Username

@Euphonous

Huh!? Lol I think you should win a prize for confusing me. XD
But I think that joke is disqualified because it is not SpiralKnight-Related.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:19

#18

Shadowsgt

Yo mama is so fat

she is the door Sealing to the core!
IGN: ShadowSgt

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 23:55

#19

sabervolt

Legacy Username

Yo momma's so fat that when

Yo momma's so fat that when takes a step, Snarbolax gets stunned.

IGN: Quiver (Active)

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 00:59

#20

Adder1

Legacy Username

I can't believe I'm actually

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

Yo mama's so fat that big, jiggly ol' Jelly King ain't got nothin' on her!

IGN: Adderone

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 13:11

#21

redten

Legacy Username

Lemme give this a try.

Yo Mamma so fat, they nicknamed her "Gravi-1 ton Bomb"

(Cause she also has her own gravitational pull ^_^)
IGN: Redten

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 01:23

#22

Mecc

Yo mama so fat, she ate her

Yo mama so fat, she ate her way to the Jelly King!

IGN: Mecc

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 01:37

#23

Tokin

Yo mama so fat that OOO

Yo mama so fat that OOO rolled back the 5/17 patch.

Eh these suck, Euphonous wins XD

IGN: Tokin

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 01:51

#24

Glowshadow

Legacy Username

Yo mama so ugly, lichens try

Yo mama so ugly, lichens try to merge with her to make a colony!

IGN: Theus

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 02:22

#25

Riodaisho

Yo mama so fat, she has a

Yo mama so fat, she has a passive plate armor effect.

I'll take the 144th place, why should that night be horrible :D
And jokes on Xerox x)

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 03:01

#26

zenstar

Legacy Username

Yo mamma so lazy she only

Yo mamma so lazy she only uses 10 ME a day.

IGN: Zenstar

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 03:20

#27

ConeyKrab

Legacy Username

Yo mamma so stupid she thinks

Yo mamma so stupid she thinks of every "CE should be cheaper" post as a thought-provoking new idea.

IGN: ConeyKrab

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 04:37

#28

PDotAlex

Legacy Username

Yo momma's so ignorant she

Yo momma's so ignorant she started every energy thread ever.

EDIT: Dammit, I just noticed the post above me DX

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 04:40

#29

inhanzt

Legacy Username

ymsf

Yo Mamma so fat she beat the jelly king with a butter knife and some toast.

ign: murder

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 05:18

#30

Madaramod

yo momma

Yo Momma so fat when she got her 2star gears and ask the spiral warden can she go to tier 2 the spiral warden said no bcus she wont fit xD

IGN: Madaramod

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 05:07

#31

Vahvetti

Legacy Username

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat she needs to pay energy to get elevator up to Haven.

IGN = Vahvetti

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 05:07

#32

Synkronos

Legacy Username

ymsf

Yo momma so fat, she activates the party button by herself.

IGN: Synkronos

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 16:00

#33

Guardianknight

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when I offered to craft her a wolver coat she
said "can I get that with a side of fries"

IGN The one and only, Guardianknight.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 05:45

#34

Xxgordenxx

Yo Mamma so fat, that when

Yo Mamma so fat, that when she died God had to get rid of an 'e' to make space for her in heaven, now known as 'haven'

IGN: Xxgordenxx

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 05:52

#35

Flaame

Yo Mamma so fat that she

Yo Mamma so fat that she could be her own depth

IGN: Flaame

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 06:10

#36

Flash-Bang

Yo Momma so fat, they needed

Yo Momma so fat, they needed to create 79 Haven channels just to hold her.

IGN: Flash-Bang

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 06:28

#37

Gotti

Legacy Username

So...

Yo momma so ugly, love puppies are too scared to show her love.

IGN: Gotti

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 06:38

#38

Choobski

Legacy Username

Here goes nothing

Yo momma's so big, she's the power distortion that predetermines Boss Strata.

ign-Choobski

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 06:47

#39

Yuujinchou

Entry

Yo momma's so fat she takes up 20 channels, thats why channel 80-100 was never available.

Ign- Yuujinchou

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 06:47

#40

Yuujinchou

Entry

Yo momma's so fat she takes up 20 channels, thats why channel 80-100 was never available.

Ign- Yuujinchou

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:43

#41

Guildenberg

Yo momma's so fat, people

Yo momma's so fat, people think she's a Giant Lichen Colony!

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:09

#42

Morpholomew

Legacy Username

Yo mama's so big, a drop of

Yo mama's so big, a drop of her spit became the Royal Jelly!

IGN: Morpholomew

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:09

#43

Shoebox

Yo mamma's so nice, she gave me ice cream with sprinkles.

Yo mamma's so lazy, she thinks Clockwork Terminals need a Drive Thru.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes into the Clockworks, Lichen try to fuse with her.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she jumps it makes the Clockworks change.

IGN: Definitely not Shoebox.

Also, define horrible ;)

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:39

#44

Syor

Legacy Username

Yo Mama

Yo Mama so fat, she takes up 40 haven each second.

IGN: Syor

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:58

#45

Hollafamer

Ign hollafamer (ACTIVE)

Yo mama so dumb, she trade away a ctr very high calibur for Gel cores.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:01

#46

LeonAlabard

Legacy Username

Yo Mama is so fat that she

Yo Mama is so fat that she gets mistaken with a Drop Pod (and sadly a poor knight didn't escaped in time because of it).

IGN: Lunneth

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:25

#47

Vayne018

Legacy Username

Yo mamma's so fat we need to

Yo mamma's so fat we need to destroy 3 blocks every time there's a blockade.

IGN: Ovdal

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:32

#48

Vayne018

Legacy Username

Rule #1

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:45

#49

DeeCee85

Legacy Username

shame lowercase.. when u said

shame lowercase.. when u said u were posting my joke i didn't realize u were hijacking it -.-

my original entry = post #7
IGN: Deecee

for the lulz:
yo momma so fat...

..when I asked her if she wanted a jelly mail she told me to put toast in the envelope too.
..when someone said "u jelly?" she thought they were offering food.
..she poop jelly gems.
..she modeled for the Jelly king concept art.
..you couldn't pay me to corpse drag her.
..trojans dodge HER.
..the lift, doesn't.
..Lowercase dated her.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:50

#50

foxie7

Legacy Username

Yo momma's so stupid she

Yo momma's so stupid she thought you could sell Minerals in the Auction House.

IGN: Devibabix

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Lowercase and Njthug presents "Spiral Knight's Yo Mama Contest" *CLOSED*

Lowercase and Njthug presents "Spiral Knight's Yo Mama Contest" CLOSED