Yo Mama so hot, her health regenerates while on fire. (best teammate for fire strata/Vanaduke?)
IGN: Spyralcheck
Lowercase and Njthug presents "Spiral Knight's Yo Mama Contest" *CLOSED*
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:01
#52
My two cents
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:28
#53
Yo Mama so fat, she can crush
Yo Mama so fat, she can crush from the first depth to the Core, AND BECOME A NEW BOSS, paying only ten mist energy points.
IGN: Fordring
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:33
#54
Yo Mama so hot, she doesn't
Yo Mama so hot, she doesn't need no extra heat to upgrade her weapons.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:36
#55
Yo mama so fat she can't fit
Yo mama so fat she can't fit into a Wolver Coat XXXXXXXXXXXL. While to dad is too thin to fit in a XSSSSSSSSSSS Bomber Suit, yeah I said it.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:39
#56
Yo momma so loser she has her
Yo momma so loser she has her own custom-made items:
Razor Blade
Deals Shaving damage
Pimple gun
Deals skin damage
Narc Bomb
Deals drugs
Rambo Bomb
Makes no deals
Yo Momma Jelly Helm
Enhanced stink: Very High
Defense against intelligence
Yo Momma Jelly Mail
Enhanced Fatness: Max
Defense against eye contact
Lollypop Pendant
Def against hunger
Wuzzmyname Pendant
Def against forgetting her own name
IGN: miojox
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 15:20
#57
Yo Mama
EDIT: Apparently someone already said this.
NEW: Yo mama so greasy she leaves more oil slicks than pre-patch oilers.
IGN: Dirty-Harry
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:59
#58
Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, your new step-dad is the Jelly King.
IGN: Drandor
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:59
#59
Yo momma is da cradle! wooo
Yo momma is da cradle! wooo orginality
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 11:10
#60
So many fat jokes =0
So many fat jokes =0
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 11:16
#61
your mama is so fat she went
your mama is so fat she went straight down to the core when she stepped in the elevator.
IGN Legendsmade
EDIT: just read all of them, i lost :)
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 11:25
#62
Yo momma
Yo momma so fat, when she waddles down the Mechanized Mile, All the monsters be like "DAYUMM YO MOMMA FAT!"
Win.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 11:30
#63
yo mama
Yo mama is dating Impostocube because they share so many traits
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 11:59
#64
:3
Yo' mama so gassy she caused the global warming! :3
IGN: Martinsen
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 12:05
#65
Yo mama so jelly, she tried
Yo mama so jelly she tried to steal the Royal Jelly's crown.
IGN Katmint
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 12:39
#66
Yo momma so ugly that wolvers
Yo momma so ugly that wolvers pop into the ground, but never come up again.
IGN SEXII
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 13:11
#67
MIne
Yo mamma so fat that she was able to break a rocky core just by sitting on it. (u need to read the description of a rocky core to get this.)
IGN: Lordofnecromancers
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 13:25
#68
@Katmint
I think you should win. I was cracking up after reading it. Kudos.
+1 for Katmint
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 13:45
#69
Blanky :3
Yo mama so greasy, that when she farted on a beautiful palace,
It became the Firestorm Citadel.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 14:34
#70
Wow. @Revolver
Dont steal my joke. It was post #37...
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 14:59
#71
Yo mamma so fat she took up
Yo mamma so fat she took up all the spots in her guild
=0 Yes I said it
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 15:19
#72
Yo mama's so...
Yo mama's fat her armor can hold 10,000 Mist energy.
IGN:Imafiretrukingtor
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 15:38
#73
Listen up man, I'm about to
Listen up man, I'm about to diss!
Yo mama so ugly, I couldn't tell if she was a Stranger or a Knight!
Ooooooooh! I went there!
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 16:22
#74
Yo momma look just like you!
Yo momma so ugly, the first time she stepped foot into haven, a Stranger took one look at her and took of their dang mask! "Damn girl you need this thing way more then me! I can't compete with that, dear God put this on, your scaring the Snipes!"
-Eviltrinket
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 17:49
#75
Amateurs...
Yo momma's so fat, she fell from the Skylark and broke the Cradle
Heck, yo momma's so fat she's why the Skylark is grounded!
Yo momma's so bad, she stuck The Duke in a mask.
She's so ugly, she made the little Chroma cry!
Your momma's so hungry, she ate all the slooms.
When she was done with'em, she ate the Shrine of Slumbah.
Yo momma's so stinky, she smells up the Poison stages.
She cooks so bad, she burnt out the Fire strata.
She's so careless, she turned up the AC on the Ice ones.
And short-circuited the Shock areas.
Wolvers howl when she walks near.
Gremlins won't heal her.
Lumbers make like a tree an' leaf-- puppies won't gun her 'cause the shots bounce!
Yo momma makes the undead hide in the graveyards.
She makes the jellies quake in fear of her hungah.
An' Devilites do her paperwork so she'll just go away.
Yo momma's so dumb, she got laid with a jelly. And she's so hairy, that her little cube lover now has a 'stache, yo.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 18:12
#76
Yo momma so stupid she used
Yo momma so stupid she used to work at an item-crafting factory...
She got fired cuz she paid for energy to craft.
IGN: Thunderboltz
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 18:14
#77
Yo mamma so fat; 5 star
Yo mamma so fat; 5 star shield, impenetrable.
IGN: Ranga-Ha
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 20:23
#78
Your mother's so slow she
Your mother's so slow she can't get past spike traps without dieing. <--- I guess this is my one?
Your mother's so slow she get's stun locked in shock traps.
Your mother's so weak even the monsters in the training hall are a challenge for her.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 19:13
#79
I wonder..
I wonder if the Dev's have any good yo mamma jokes....hmm lets wait and see.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 20:21
#80
a few more obvious
a few more obvious ones...
Your mother's so blind/stupid she went to step on the group switch and missed.
Your mother's so blind/stupid she hit every block except the one with the switch under it and still couldn't find it.
Your mother's so weak she can't break breakable rocks and crystals.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 21:53
#81
Why not?
Yo momma's so hairy, everyone mistook her for King Tinkizar's wife.
IGN: Kalsb
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 20:43
#82
Mech Warrior!
Yo Mama is so useless it makes the Mecha Knight look pro!
IGN: Layercake
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 21:26
#83
Yo mama-
Where monsters fear
Yo mama-
Where monsters fear to tread.
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 22:03
#84
Yo mamma
Your mamma's so ugly when she enters the graveyard she keeps the zombies in their graves!!
IGN : Xxnicholasxx
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 22:25
#85
Yo mama so poor she couldn't
Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford the ecto drop for your morning cereal.
IGN: Heretiick
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 23:42
#86
@Katmint
I think you should win. I was cracking up after reading it. Kudos.
+1 for Katmint
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 23:46
#87
Yo mama. worth a try!
Yo mama is so fat, when she logs in, there's only room for one knight!
Yo mama is so fat, the whole "Party Pack" binds to her!
Yo mama is so gross, her teeth are Fangs of Vog!
Yo mama is so fat, SHE'S the reason the ceiling falls while fighting Vanaduke!
Yo mama is so fat, when she farts, spikes come out of the ground!
Yo mama is so fat, every time she sneezes, the Energy prices spike up!
Yo mama is so old she crafted the Ancient Plate set!
-IGN: Kennys-Knight
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 02:18
#88
hehe i already did mine but
hehe i already did mine but this is just to funny not to post
Yo mama is such a fat redneck the citadel was fine until she said "hey ya'll watch this" as she lit her fart, causing the whole thing to go up in flames.
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 02:45
#89
Yo mamma's so nasty, she
Yo mamma's so nasty, she makes lichen colonies split and run.
IGN Trawne
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 16:39
#90
Yo mamma so easy I can solo
Yo mamma so easy anyone could solo her with proto gear, no pills.
And that's how you came to be nine months later.
IGN: Azurenightmare
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 15:11
#91
I'm not hip enough for this thread
The best I could come up with was a blonde mama joke:
Yo mama's so blonde, that she got banned when she spammed trade chat selling her Avon Skin So Soft sunscreen products. She thought she was doing everyone a favor because the suncreen not only has high UV protection, but also keeps the bugs away and makes your guild mates smell oh so pretty and look FABULOUS! Unfortunately, she did this on YOUR character. /facepalm
IGN Raspberry
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 23:10
#92
@Raspberry
ok lmao
now that was funny
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 06:40
#93
My entry:
Yo mama is so fat
My entry:
Yo mama is so fat and stupid, she went to the auction house and ordered a Big Mac, thinking it was the McDonald's drive thru.
Also, I'm not entering this one (Not sk related) but I find it funny:
Yo Mama so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "to be continued."
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 07:10
#94
IGN Whitelancer
Heres my joke, its based on the story of Vanaduke. If you read his story on the wiki youll get my joke!
Why did Vanaduke became mad?
Because Vog told him "IM YO MAMA!!!"
And Vanaduke was like "NO!!!"
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 07:25
#95
Your mother is so nice and
Your mother is so nice and sweet that even the most deliciousest of jellies tastes like bitter poison compared to her :P.
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 07:27
#96
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes every zombie in the Graveyard at once.
IGN: Comradeer
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 09:33
#97
Momma's such a ho' :(
Yo momma's like the Wolver set; everyone gives her a try.
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 13:13
#98
IGN: Guitarknight
Yo momma's so fat, she traps Trojans in corners.
Mon, 07/04/2011 - 14:18
#99
Lmao at Pinkie Pie that was
Lmao at Pinkie Pie that was funny =0
Mon, 07/04/2011 - 15:30
#100
Show the woman some respect!
Yo momma's so fat, her characters start out in Royal Jelly Sets.
IGN: Data-Corruption
Yo Mama so dumb, she tried making cake from recipes.
IGN: Pooet