Spiral Knights - Whelp...it's my time to go! Giving away EVERYTHING! CTR VH Leviathan DA's/FoV's Vog MAX's / Owlite Max's

Whelp...it's my time to go! Giving away EVERYTHING! CTR VH Leviathan DA's/FoV's Vog MAX's / Owlite Max's

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Wed, 07/20/2011 - 19:53

tehc0w

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Looks like the patch just nudged me over. Was getting a bit bored of the game but the patch just pushed me over the edge...The time invested to get the gear I got seems like its depreciated it's value/status.

Anyways onto the goods shall we?

Things you need to know before we start. First and foremost I'm broke as hell. I have 10k Crown and 482 CE. With that being said even if I wanted to give my items away..I can't even afford to unbind it. I thought about selling off stuff like mats and sealed swords but don't even want to bother doing so if I'm quitting. That said...the only way to get my gear is if you pay for the unbind. The only thing I have for collateral is a Shadow Max Owlite shield.

I have some items I'll be holding to give to people I've met or have helped me on the forums but the other items are surely up for grabs.

On to the rules:

you will only be entitled to 1 Item of your choice. To win the item of your choice you must tell a joke which I verbally laugh out loud (you won't be able to hear this but I will inform you that you win) Also keep in mind that you will have to pay the unbind fee as well as there's no way around this cause I'm broke.

Jokes can be anything as long as I'm laughing. I'd really like to help some of the players who don't have much themselves so if you like to put in a donation for me to unbind something to give to someone else, it's appreciated.

Items up for Grabs:

5* Swords:

Acheron UV Slime Med
Divine Avenger UV Construct Low & Slime Low (Figured I'd gamble before I left)
Dread Venom Striker UV Attack Speed Increase VERY HIGH
Leviathan Blade UV CTR Medium
Leviathan Blade UV CTR VERY HIGH
Fang of Vog UV CTR Low (Again spent the last of my crown gambling ha!)
Also Have a Sealed Sword and 32 Jelly Tokens along with 41 Almirian Tokens (Can be used for another Fang of Vog or Shield)

5* Guns:

Argent Peacemaker UV Construct Medium (UV was on before patch if that even matters)
Supernova no UV

5* Bombs

Graviton Vortex UV CTR Low

Armor/Helm/Shield/Trinkets

Vog Cub Cap UV Normal Defense MAX
Vog Cub Cap UV Fire Resistant Low
Vog Cub Coat UV Elemental Defense MAX
Vog Cub Coat UV Stun Resistance Medium
Barbarous Thorn Shield UV Elemental Medium (Another UV before patch)
Grey Owlite Shield UV Shadow Defense HIGH
Owlite Shield Shadow Defense MAX (Currently Unbound)
Dread Skelly Charm 5*
Radiant Crystal pin 5*
Royal Jelly Band 5*
Also have another 100 Primal Tokens in case someone wants another Royal Jelly Band or mats?

OK I think I've listed everything. If not I'll just hold onto some things to give away later.

Screens for proof:
http://tinypic.com/r/ix9p94/7
http://tinypic.com/r/n4chmx/7
http://tinypic.com/r/2vlm7mx/7

Donations accepted in CE so I can give something away to others less fortunate.

With that being said...goodbye everyone and thanks to anyone/everyone who helped me in game and/or helped me with my random price checks :P

http://tinypic.com/r/23mq04z/7

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:00

otoutobun

Legacy Username

time to play some diablo2

time to play some diablo2 WOOT! it was fun guys peace out XD

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:00

tehc0w

Legacy Username

Oh and also note If you don't

Oh and also note

If you don't want to pay for the unbind fee..I'll just vendor everything and hopefully have enough to unbind an item or 2 to give away randomly.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:04

Mafiaso

ok Here's the joke not mines,

ok Here's the joke not mines, but really funny :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qFRjDpSt-o

oh if i win

ign:mafiaso

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:02

tehc0w

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Already saw that vid. Still

Already saw that vid. Still funny tho

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:03

Energyavv

Joke

There once was a building
On the fourth floor there was a guy who liked to throw knifes out the window,
On the third floor there was a guy who liked peeing out the window.
On the second floor there was a guy who liked to paint things green
On the first floor there was someone who like to eat pickles
One day, the fourth threw a knife down, chopped the 3rd floors guys penis,
On 2nd floor he painted it green, on first floor the guy ate it

WANT Leviathan Blade

got more jokes. IGN Exploding

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:05

Longcatt

hehehe, many nice players

hehehe, many nice players giving away free item
maybe i find guild mate who can find unbind fee for u but :

i figure since ur name is tehc0w i make a cow joke for you ---

1) what is the best job for a cow? ------------ A baker , cause they make cow pies all day long!

2) what do you call a cow after it gives birth? -------- de-calf-einated

lol :D
if you lol'd too, my ign is trashcatt :)

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:06

Mafiaso

let me know if i won or can i

let me know if i won
or can i post one more joke?
ign mafiaso

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:06

Bigfootm

How much for FOV?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:08

Bigfootm

No joke though but me. So

No joke though but me. So it'll only cost 4k ce fir the FOV?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:09

#10

Merchanter

yo mama so fat she look like

yo mama so fat she look like bigfootm trololool

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:10

#11

SeaJay

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Hey, I'd like to get the

Hey, I'd like to get the Dread Venom Striker UV Attack Speed Increase VERY HIGH since its the only sword I enjoy using and I'd love not having to use a set (Im a gun type of guy but I always enjoy a good shank as my backup for gremlins) just to get my speed on it up, and thanks for doing this sorta thing.

And heres a video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2PbwG4Tzo

IGN: Seajay

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:10

#12

Cyprux

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A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch.

The bartender says aye mate don't ya know you have a steering wheel on your crotch.

and the pirate says arrrrr its driving me nuts!

might not be funny but I'm desperate for one of the things you have. I can pay the unbind cost.

ign Cyprux if I am worthy.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:11

#13

Bigfootm

Actually, I do have one.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:13

#14

Taeloh

Why don't you actually read

Why don't you actually read the thread bigfootm? this isnt for people who are already wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. You have a thread about making your fourth costume helmet. Why don't you leave the deals for someone who actually needs them instead of trying to get a FoV you could earn on your own

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:14

#15

tehc0w

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ROFL Cyrprux that made me

ROFL Cyrprux

that made me laugh just cause I could imagine the pirates voice

Take your pick and hopefully you have CE to unbind my stuff

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:17

#16

Mayaura

my religious joke

One beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smallsville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly Satan appearsat the altar!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

~ I've crafted 5 Barbarous Thorn Shields trying to get a UV and have gotten nothing, so one with elemental medium would be great, or a Leviathan since I don't have one.
ign: Mawashimono

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:15

#17

tehc0w

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BTW I'm at Haven 30 next to

BTW I'm at Haven 30 next to the fountain

kinda hard replying here and giving away mats at the same time lol

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 21:04

#18

lulzking

Legacy Username

little offensive

won , ty!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:18

#19

greekjr14

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A Southerner took his

A Southerner took his daughter to the Gynecologist, The doctor walked in and asked the father what are we here for today the father said to get my daughter on birth control, the doctor then asked the father so is your daughter sexually active, the father said no, she just lays there like her mother.

This one made me laugh^^ anyways if I did make you lol then let me know :P

IGN: Greekjr

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:19

#20

Bigfootm

7 ways to annoy a flight

7 ways to annoy a flight attendant...

1- Bring your pet on the plane and then act like an animal.

2- Shove your bag into the first bin you see and then walk to your seat in the back of the plane.

3- Think that because youre on a plane youre of duty as a parent.

4- Drag on an oversize bag that's too heavy to lift by your self.

5- Gripe that you haven't been seated in the roomy exit row seat.

6- Act like you don't know the meaning of the words "under the seat in front of you".

7- Whine about the high cost of flying...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:20

#21

Bigfootm

So far if I win I get the

So far if I win I get the FOV. YAY!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:41

#22

Longcatt

darn, all the rich ppl who

darn, all the rich ppl get the item

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:21

#23

Mistify

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

dunno if you find this funny, I do :D

If you still have that owlite shield or something not bound I love if it you gave me it otherwise maybe I'll just ask for a mat or something i don't know what I need.

Unfortunate that you have to go sir.

Thanks whether I get an item or not
IGN Niisun

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:22

#24

Darktuga

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rHNyJO_dw&feature=feedrec_grec_index

IGN : darktuga

I would like the VH Levi, if not then FoV please.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:22

#25

Bigfootm

I need it

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:25

#26

Bigfootm

If I can't get that, I'll

If I can't get that, I'll take the supernova

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:25

#27

tehc0w

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1 Fang of Vog with UV GONE to

1 Fang of Vog with UV GONE to Cyprux

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:26

#28

Bigfootm

Then lastly I'll take the

Then lastly I'll take the Dvs

Trinkets rant worth 4k CE

Maybe though

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:27

#29

Bigfootm

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:28

#30

Bigfootm

Another FOV... I forgot. Woot

Another FOV... I forgot. Woot still!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:29

#31

Zephuros

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http://27.media.tumblr.com/tu

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonmio8tnK1qlfe10o1_500.gif
Ah Snape, you bloody.....

And if you've ever read the Game of Thrones series, this'll make your day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLOXUGmRKI

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:30

#32

Homigu

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A turtle was walking down an

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

IGN: Homigu

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:31

#33

tehc0w

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CTR VH Leviathan GONE to

CTR VH Leviathan GONE to Elgan

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:36

#34

s73rn

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lol homigu so nice story :)

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:37

#35

Pherro

Old but Good

for LotR fans...

http://s205.photobucket.com/albums/bb304/mintchip74/Lord%20of%20the%20Ri...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:39

#36

Limelite

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What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both look at it but can't eat it!

OH BABY!!! lol

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:40

#37

tehc0w

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Vog Cub COAT Max Elemental

Vog Cub COAT Max Elemental Gone! Trashcatt

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:41

#38

Limelite

Legacy Username

i want to get the barborous thorn shield if possible

if not the ill get the grey owlithe shield

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:53

#39

intersect

Legacy Username

I still think this is the funniest joke ever.

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him - you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Old joke... but funny everytime

Sadly I dont have CE to unbound. If I win, can I get the Owlite Shield Shadow Defense MAX? Thanks!
IGN: architorture

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:42

#40

tehc0w

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Zephuros I liked the vid...I

Zephuros I liked the vid...I actually watched Game of thrones haha.

whats your ingame name and meet me at Haven 30 next to the Mob

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:54

#41

sillyninja

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One day, Bill comes home from

One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.

"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"She and I both got fired."

I'll take the DVS or the Max Shadow Owlite if this was funny enough

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:44

#42

sillyninja

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Double Post

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:44

#43

Longcatt

darn! tehc0w is a nice guy he

darn!
tehc0w is a nice guy
he help the people and give item to the people

i wish you luck you should win award
thank you, you help me much :)
thanks from all you help us :))

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:45

#44

Bigfootm

Well, I was either skipped

Well, I was either skipped over or I didn't win. :(

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:50

#45

darkvitross

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My own conversation with an old boss

-exert from my email- Did you have the token summer lifeguarding job as a kid?

Ha ha. This is so funny. I worked at this place called Water World; it was a waterslide park. My brother and my dad framed my first paycheck from this place -- which was for $0.00 dollars -- because I didn't even make enough to cover the cost of my uniform!

I had to stand at the top of this slide for eight hours in the sun and say to every single person, "Legs down, elbows in, lean back, go ahead."

'boss' "Oh man! You were that guy?!"

Yeah, I know. ... Now, when I started this job, on my first day I was up there, so energetic -- "Legs down, elbows in, lean back, have a great ride!" And then by the last one that day, I was like, "I don't even care what you do, just don't get hurt, bye," and push 'em down there.

Dread Venom Striker or owlite with shadow max if its already taken.
IGN: Vitross

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:53

#46

tehc0w

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Last fang of vog gone to

Last fang of vog gone to Sexii

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:54

#47

Limelite

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what do you have left? and

what do you have left?
and its great what ur doing lots of ppl are grateful

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:55

#48

darkvitross

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Two hunters are out in the

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Same ign Vitross

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:57

#49

Bigfootm

I really hope I win...

I really hope I win... Congrats to everyone and Ty techow.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:57

#50

Mistify

You don't need to consider

You don't need to consider this for an item but if you have never seen Russel Peters you should.

Comedy Now and Outsourced in particular.

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Whelp...it's my time to go! Giving away EVERYTHING! CTR VH Leviathan DA's/FoV's Vog MAX's / Owlite Max's