If you could be a monster?
Tue, 08/23/2011 - 19:27
Just a simple if you could be a monster from the clockworks what would it be thread post the monster you would want to be and why. The monster i would like to be is a Mewkat so i could charm knights into letting me into their homes and their food..........
P.S. Also write the monster you would hate to be: mine is the Gremlin mender why you ask? because it's always targeted by knights for doing his lowly paid job.
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 01:06
#2
I think you didn't wait long
I think you didn't wait long enough... let me try...
I would like to be a Devilite. I can throw things at impossible speeds (or at least impossible for an overweight office-working plushy thing) and dodge bullets and everyone will scream and piss themselves when I show up with a lot of my friends.
I would hate to be a Jelly. Seriously they're like the bottom of the food chain of Haven's bizarre ecology
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 12:52
#3
@mejezfeld lol
@mejezfeld lol
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:08
#4
bump
bump
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 00:36
#5
Tier 3 Alpha Skolver (I
Tier 3 Alpha Skolver (I refuse to call them Frostifurs! 8( Skolver sounds cooler!). Teleport in a burst of leaves, unable to be flinched, can teleport while using a bit combo, buffs nearby Wolvers, and inflicts freeze with pierce damage. Because honestly, how many of you actually have pierce/freeze defense?
...No, Barbarous Thorn Shield does not count.
As for what I'd hate to be...Scuttlebot. They're literal cannon fodder. Sluggish in every sense with a slow, weak, short-ranged projectile breath. And they're a machine. No free thought! D8
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 07:06
#6
Nice! Keep em coming!
Nice! Keep em coming!
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 18:14
#7
I would be a
I would be a phantom.
Immortality ftw.
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 18:20
#8
Lol but like 1-2 combos of DA
Lol but like 1-2 combos of DA = dead.
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 19:46
#9
Y'all trippin'.
Impostocube is where it's at. Nobody suspects the well-groomed jelly with a great haircut, excellent moustache, and a very antique gentleman's pipe.
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 21:13
#10
Not dead, just incapacitated.
Not dead, just incapacitated.
Sat, 08/27/2011 - 16:59
#11
Humph. XD
I'd choose Gold Puppy.
"Like all other gold monsters, they cannot be killed or damaged. Run!"
True immortality. :D
Sat, 08/27/2011 - 17:02
#12
Oh, forgot.
I'd hate to be a Silkwing.
Like Gremlin Menders, they're always targeted.
Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:35
#13
i'd be
a chromalisk living in the treasure vault. And when nights came through, i'd just chill invisible and never reveal myself.
Wed, 08/31/2011 - 19:02
#14
I wud like to be a tortodrone
I wud like to be a tortodrone . Like the Wiki says " your up for a plenty of hurting " . I wud hate to be a gremlin lender
Tue, 09/06/2011 - 18:38
#15
Fun
i would be bloogato because I can freeze and bite and I like adorable and I would hate to be treat of sorts because they're slow and can hurt their own friends and their only attack is easily avoided or blocked
Tue, 09/06/2011 - 20:57
#16
Because honestly, how many of
Because honestly, how many of you actually have pierce/freeze defense?
Cough, have Skolver armor. And you can make them flinch. Three swings with my CIV when they are loading to attack causes them to stop the attack.
I would want to be a love puppy, because I would be so cute who would want to hurt me besides you crazy ass insensitive knights. Love Puppies have feelings too!
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 03:03
#17
@zelda4040404
Treat of sorts ?
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 04:31
#18
Fix
Treant is sorts sorry have auto correct on
Sat, 09/10/2011 - 03:14
#19
...
I'd be a silkwing. I like the noise they make when they heal....
Sat, 09/10/2011 - 18:13
#20
Devilite Overtimer and Shufflebot
I'd be a Devilite Overtimer. Why? I get to throw pitchforks at Knights >:D
Oh, and I'd hate to be a Shufflebot. I get used as dummies in the Advanced Training Center.
Sat, 09/10/2011 - 19:48
#21
T3 Rocket Puppy and normal Lichen
I'd like to be a T3 Rocket Puppy. My rockets would seek well (as opposed to the dumb T2 overshooting rockets), explode, and cause fire to both knights and other monsters.
I'd hate to be a normal Lichen. Seriously, do you know how boring the life of a single-celled organism is?
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 16:31
#22
Chroma or deadly virulisk.
Chroma or deadly virulisk. Period.
Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:13
#23
monster?
i would want to be a torta drone because 1 no one screws with a torta drone and 2 i believe they have some sort of secret nation in the clock works
i would not want to be a phantom for you are enslaved forever to your local grave yard to be killed again and again
Sun, 09/18/2011 - 09:37
#24
SKOLVER
i would want to be a skolver to become awesome and wild!!!!!!!!! WOOO skolver instincts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWRAWR RAWRRRFFFF!!!! ;3
Mon, 09/19/2011 - 13:10
#25
...
can i be vana? plsssssssssssssssssssssss?
Mon, 09/19/2011 - 15:18
#26
lol
i wud want 2 be a vog cub :D so many ppl wearing my bros skin, so i blend right in! hey that rhymes......
lol, to be a legendary fire beast, and pwn ppl :D
i wud rly hate to be a t1 chromalisk.... pwned so easily...........
i wud also like to be a fire devilite, bc there aim is unpwnable O_O
Thu, 09/22/2011 - 08:16
#27
Hah,
I'd like to be the rocket puppy in Firestorm Citadel. RESPAWN! I'd realllllly hate to be a mewkat. No offence, they'd just annihilate me. NOES
Fri, 09/23/2011 - 17:21
#28
Love to be...
I'd love to be the IT Devilites. I love the detail that OOO added such as their cute little glasses. Besides, as someone said, you get to hurl things pulled from thin air at unsuspecting knights and randomly get promoted to a boss every now and then.
I'd hate to be the Trojans. It seems like such an angry job and people are always attacking me from behind. :(
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 07:13
#29
Hehe
An undead zombie in FSC. BLEEEH! AAAIGH! BLEECH! Then I'll use my fire breath! AAAHHH!
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:31
#30
I have ALOT of choices...Gun
I have ALOT of choices...
Gun puppy: with other gun puppies, I CAN CAUSE HE**!
Gremlin: Dont care what kind as they can respawn at times, AND THEY ARE SO FREKAING CUTE!
Wolver: Dont ask, please!
Vog cub: ANOTHER dont ask thing
Snarbolax: you already know
Phantom: WHO WOULD NOT WANNA BE IMMORTAL?!
Mecha knight: do i have to say?
I'd HATE to be...
Healing monsters: OYU ALL DEAD OBVIOUSLY KNOW!
Scuffle (shuffle?) bot: Weaka nd stupid
@Below, -beats up a howlitizer, head remains, i get blown up with it- wow
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:06
#31
A Howlitzer.
As annoying as a
A Howlitzer.
As annoying as a regular Gun Puppy, but once you think you're done with it... blam, flying off and blowing up in your face or your friend's.
That, or a Demo Gremlin. Throwing bombs everywhere and running off way too fast for anyone to catch up.
(I seem to have an unhealthy passion for explosives, which is weird, considering I haven't used a bomb in ages...)
I'd hate to be a Devilite on the principle they all seem to be cursed to live in a cute Dilbert strip. Working unpaid overtime? Getting promoted just so I am obligated to attack Knights even harder? Seeing everything go to hell for me once the last defenseless Pointy-Horned Boss and his horde of equally useless Yes-Men are killed? You kidding me?
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:24
#32
I'd be a god damn Grimalkin.
I'd be a god damn Grimalkin. Theyre friggin indestructable.
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 05:14
#33
Love Puppy
Get to heal people, then pretend to die to reappear elsewhere with more knights to heal, before pretending to die again!
(That's right, I would just duck under the ground, like the reverse of when gun puppies appear, when someone is about to hit me. Maybe I would occasionally drop trinkets to people who gave a hint of not wanting to kill me, because of karma :3)
I wouldnt want to be any of the bosses, i'd just keep getting killed! D:
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 14:53
#34
Im already a monster
But youll have to guess whos face is under this hood.
"MENDING"
"STAY CLOSE"
"EMBER BOLT"
Yes, i spam.
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 14:12
#35
I'd like to be Snarbolax or
I'd like to be Snarbolax or one of those Howlitzer who still try to kill people after they are beaten down :V
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:12
#36
Boswick's Bush
Boswick's Bush
Fri, 10/07/2011 - 04:40
#37
Me!
Whaddayameankillingmillionsofmonstersforcashandstuffdoesntqualifymeasamonster.jpg
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 09:01
#38
Any slime
I like slime a WHOLE lot...
All: I can revive myself with X-tra slime.
Jelly: I can help Da king.
Litchen: Another litchen and I can combine to be stronger
The other I don'tz like
Polyp: I can only be in one place and only shoot spikes... FAIL!!!
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 12:10
#39
Regular T1 Wolver. Smooth fur
Regular T1 Wolver. Smooth fur ftw.
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 12:19
#40
Trojan
Screwing all those solo knights
Pushin them into corner so they cuss and [tart] at me that they can't get out
Plus can you imagine how much CE I could get for selling that crap jewel on my back
Caused me enough damage
Screw the wings series
(Oh high friend your being attacked let me heal y...)
(Aww god wait no a you #%!@er I'm not even doing anything ): )
As soon as I heal something every knight wanna screw with me
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 14:10
#41
Hmm
"As soon as I heal something every knight wanna screw with me"
Is there a hidden meaning somewhere? :V
I want to be a golden trojan.
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 16:32
#42
A tundralisk cuz it's my
A tundralisk cuz it's my favorite one
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 17:02
#43
@Lemonadium
You dirty gremlin you
Just killing
Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:03
#44
Hm...I would have to be a
Hm...I would have to be a Kat! Preferably the Poison variety so I can weaken other knights so my fellow monsters have a better chance at surviving. ;)
I wouldn't like to be a Slime. Any slime too...cause they're boring...they just sliver around and shoot out spikes...not very interesting...=/
Tue, 10/18/2011 - 10:25
#45
Frostifur. Mostly because I
Frostifur. Mostly because I would be cute, but I would be fast and deadly in packs.
Tue, 10/18/2011 - 21:04
#46
Hmm...
I would be a Layoafer. There my favorite :D
I wouldn't be a Overtimer. I like my free time :D
Fri, 10/21/2011 - 05:32
#47
I'd be a Tier 3 Bloogato.
I'd be a Tier 3 Bloogato. They're adorable and I've always liked to have some control over ice in games.
The Hurkat's pretty cute, too. I like inflicting Poison a lot.
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 00:34
#48
Tech-IT
I like coding, and in
Tech-IT
I like coding, and in the coloseum, I can get energy from krogmo coin booster!
There also cute with the glasses. But i dont want overtime
:(
I want to be a white space swarm, they corrupt the clockworks and Magnus and Biznasty barely suvived the swarm, and their the best Players!
I hate Snarbolax because he is weak and anyone can kill him,ANYONE!
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 05:05
#49
Hmm…
Kat (undead ghosts ftw), lichen (combining myself with my fellows would be pretty awesome), or one of those mechanical 3-eyed zombies (no idea what they're called)
I'd hate being a Devilite (office working usually turns you into a hot-tempered guy with no life, just like my parents)
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:50
#50
LUMBER!!!
I would like to be an Ironwood Sentinel. Why? because the have a massive axe for an arm. I'd hate to be a gremlin mender since they'll be targeted by knights.
Aw i guess nobody wants to be a monster just the knights tht slay em :P