What Did You Do Today on Sk?
I joined a Tier 2 party with my main knight. Things were going well, especially since the rest of my party had all at least 4-star equipment. Then we found the danger room. Half of my equipment is 3-star, and the other half is 2-star, but their 4-star equipment reassured me things were going to be hunky-dory and those treasure boxes had our names on them.
Well. Eighty mist energy down the drain.
Look, there's nothing wrong with being heavy on swords, I've got a Striker and aiming for a Dread Venom Striker myself, but these guys loved their Avengers and their Boltbrands and their Fierce Flamberges that they were content to watch them flash while their own flesh was riddled with bullet holes and that thing called "fire". Still, I took just enough crowns away to trade for 100 crystal energy.
Some time after this, now with 30+ mist energy, I booted up my secondary knight, who is pink, and has all starting gear, except for her Autogun. It's slow and heavy, but this actually gives it a leisurely pace, a stark and refreshing contrast to my usual slash slash slash back away slash slash shield back away routine. I joined a Tier 1 party, with two other fellows already fighting, with stronger equipment than mine, and like before, admirers of the blade. Things were going well, at least for me, but either way all of us were reaping the rewards.
Then came the danger room. I was getting minerals, and they unlocked the danger "gate" before I could protest. After collecting the best Luminite I could find, I ran up to them. They were on the party pad. And they were not going to budge. So I sighed and stood alongside them, thinking I had nothing to lose anyway and might as well enjoy being maimed horribly by constructs again. My intuitions were dead on, except the part about me being maimed horribly. Very soon I was left the only one standing, and the only effective weapon I had at my disposal was my autogun. Which was actually all I needed, aside from my legs, to scurry around and avoid rockets. When I was done I revived my remaining knocked out teammate (the other one had returned to Haven). He then promptly lost connection.
Well, I got crowns and heat, and at the end of the day, isn't that what matters?
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560919435193101320/FA124149A179153ACA6...
That is what I did today. The new slime S6 stratum is aaaawesome. We need more slimes.

Did an Ironclaw Munitions Factory run. Had a couple of trolls in my team. I kicked them as soon as they acted up. I think they were running with friends, so I went solo on the boss floor. Killed the boss, grabbed my tokens and went back to haven.
Spent the rest of the day in Blast Network. Got some Krogmo coins. Also got reminded of how terrible I am at Blast Network.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560919435193101320/FA124149A179153ACA6...
If those cages regenerate then it could be a gold mine. Of course, they probably thought of that and those monsters don't drop anything...

Did 2 Vana runs. Went well, though I had bad lag and died several times from it, and got lots of crowns/heat. Also bought several recipes from Basil, forget which. Then I did ICMF, from depth 12 and ran all the way down to T3 Basil, where I bought some other recipe.
I took advantage of the nice Iron Serpent gate and got the Cradle and all, Dauntless Delver, and Gold Survivor achievements, all in one swipe
:D
I was eaten alive by my son from the future today. Then he went on to pursue bystanders and eat them too. It's amazing what a conversation bout the total lack of snipe droppings can lead to.
RPing in an MMORPG. That's like, M. C. Escher stuff right there.

Ran Royal Jelly Palace 3 times. Died a bunch of times on Royal Jelly, but got tokens for my effort. Ran down to the core on the same gate. Died once when I got surrounded by T3 rabids in the wasteworks. Looking back I could have gotten out by attacking instead of shield bumping. Oh well, live and learn. Got heavy plate mail and strike needle recipes.

I joined a random group of people on JK gate, was connected to two people at basil from a Guild called ***** - we struggled through the castle (it looked like they had never done it before) and at d16 another one of their guildies joined.
We all went down to JK, and as they had hoovered all the pills I had none - after getting JK to spin for the first time they all hit the deck, none reviving or dropping pills. I had a plan (toxic vap JK when he stops spinning, beat the hell out of him with GF) so, i proceeded to lay the hurt on JK solo, with the 3 of them on the floor.
Without him spinning one more time I did it.
I felt pretty hardcore, and thought I'd share :`)

Got crystal bomb on Royal jelly, yay!
Annoyed my team mates to death with it (sorry)

Logging in to see if EoS has kicked me yet again.
:O
Then I chased some snipes around.
Today I finished leveling my last weapon to level 10. I now have my fifth (and final) complete 5* bomb (Ash of Agni) I want for no gear. So I thought, "Hey, all these guys in this thread are getting good UVs from mass rolling. I have nothing left to spend money on, I'll give it a shot."
200k later, and the best thing I rolled was a Normal Resist Medium. 10 Rolls down the tube, all the CE I had left, and that's what I get. No highs, no max's, and the only other thing that wasn't low was Poison Med, which I rerolled.
Now I'm flat broke.
After two weeks unsuccessfully mass crafting fiery vaps, and their 3* version in order to get a CTRmed, I wake up to see that, I've been outbid again during the night on one in the AH.
I go to Punch in order to roll all my economies until I get that damn UV, or get poor trying.
Very first roll on a Fiery vap mkII : CTRmed !
So simple ^^
>log in
>wolver coats
>log out
The only thing I feel like playing anymore is lockdown.

got a needle shot.
nothing better to do right?
How many of you ppl kno each other?
I don't have a girlfriend. Ima sad, asian 15 yr old.
And I realised after over 9000 hours of silent self contemplation that I could classify myself as depressed, and yet not be emo.
Realised I was crazy for the umpteenth time.
Showed some NPCs in Gundam Omni vs Zaft who was boss. I pwn at that game.
Played Kingdom hearts Birth by sleep. Aqua needs to stop being such a kno it all 'i luv everyone'. Terra has issues. Ven is the coolest.
Read this thread and realised that I am totally creeped out by the fact that people date on this and flirt sexily. Still feeling the effects.
Wrote a dark story fanfic for SK and never posted it because I think it sucks.
Fainted because I realised Lockdown was coming.
I played lockdown for a few games, met the OP of the thread, then came up with an awesome strategy, now to go share it, and hope it helps...
Oh, I was also disappointed that there was no new costume pack like the original Blast Network or Starter pack, I rather like the limited suits and such, and everyone benefits when lots of people sell off tons of CE they don't need.

Let me fill in for everyone:
1) Lockdown
2) Lickdown
3) Milkdown
Valkyrie182 said:
Read this thread and realised that I am totally creeped out by the fact that people date on this and flirt sexily. Still feeling the effects.
What? I demand you to show me when and where this occurs! I haven't seen anything like this yet, except maybe a young, possibly teenaged couple playing together. And then this other guy came up and started hitting on the girl, and then everyone got angry...
After that strange, perturbing, public conversation with another knight amassed a little crowd, I'm a little tempted to make another Spiral Knights account just to stage conversations like those. Or maybe start a flashmob guild.
Read a couple of posts back on ppl s 'I did' list...
Also sometimes ppl stalk others telling them how much they love them...creepy...
kinda like in CA during a Elimination round, two enemies just stopped and asked if one would give the other a blowjob. Girl was crouching and walking into the standing guy. I just stood there with my eye twitching.
Fortunately an ally shot them before I got permanently scarred :D
ANd some guy made ref to 'sissoring', when 2 girl players were sitting opposite each other ON each other...+ other that I cannot remember due to brain emergency memory block, due to psych'ed-out-ness...
...Really? That's it? And then a defence mechanism? Oh.
Granted, the jokes are tasteless and not particularly funny, but I can bet you I can do worse with the sack people from LittleBigPlanet.
Didn't you hear me say memory block? Either that or I just 4get >.>
did you just say sack? XD
Corduroy people isn't as catchy...
Oh, yes, I heard. I just don't believe anything done in Spiral Knights can be that trauma-inducing. Get The Iron Giant involved and then I'll start to sympathise.
Oh god. Hogarth. Why. And I swear, looking at the proportions, and everything, the guy who drew that thing, they must've had all the turnarounds and model sheets and height charts and everything.

Today...Well was a pretty normal day for me...I guess
Since I been gone for a bit....busy irl and well kinda found out beer and liquior is not a great mix on a macbook....which made me get a new macbook which kicks REAR....I decided to play Sk:
Well I logged on notice this new pvp was out so what I did:
I played about 20+ games of pvp decided to get the Eos mumble server back up....which was pretty fun...
Made fun of Xerox....
Sent cootiecakes mail telling her to stfu
Told Heron to demote Cootiecakes
Made love to Dogrock over mumble
Made fun of Dogrock not knowing what dogrocks are.....
Ran about 80 laps
Told Poul I love him
Killed some people in Pvp
Got killed in pvp
Made love to Dogrock once again....
Tantarian heard my voice and well he was pretty happy....which is something I guess I did in Sk
Hugged Dirt in the naughty corner =)
Thats pretty much it
Got sick again reading latest post. Gee guys, minimum age 13 mean anything to you?
Then played lockdown and found some good strategies, then ragekilled ppl in it :D

What happened yesterday... Again in class and killing time... story of my life.
@Valkyrie - I LOL'ed at the post from Valk, aren't you in the same guild as Cootie? How are you surviving in the game? Dude, in the open all I've seen is harmless inuendo... nothing explict, wow your tolerance for such things must be really low.
@Globosa - You are hanging out with the wrong group of people obviously :)
Played Pvp lockdown - first two games against Unity and Heron - killed Heron and Valk, taunted Heron and Valk abit (<3 you guys), we kicked but. Logged and played later in the day and had but handed to me.. so it all evens out. Found out that Lockdown doesn't freeze my client so was very happy.
Got 10 ectodrops from Heron in the mail, sent him 15 crs as payment... I think I'm overpaying for these drops....
Decided after playing lockdown that I needed to heat things that I don't normally use (Damn you OOO, I see through your nefarious schemes - you are making us want to have all the equipment in the game), decided to heat ancient set (more HP) and Gran Faust, all equipment I normally hate... Boneheaded move on my part was not equipping a shield... struggled through JK sheildless, spamming AOA and DA charges, failed epically... Mental note... equip shield on runs...
Talked to Fallout, he made a Magnus by mistake. I don't have a Magnus so I bought it from him. Was tired from school and homework assignments so I logged and went to sleep.
That's about all... (except for some smack talk in /g and /o)
Becca
Unless cootie is in clockwork pwners, no. Also, I kno it's innuendo, I mean I've had wayyyy over my fill of them, cuz I go to an all boy school...srsly, they dish out a ton of stuff...to me especially, cuz I'm weird :D.
So yeah, my tolerance has been lowered due to overexposure...the horror...@_@
And my IGN isn't Valk, or anything to do with one :D

- recipes rush
-recipes rush again
-Kill roarmulus
-kill roarmulus again
- got the static bomb for lockdown.
-ZzzZzz
I sold my Vog Cub Coat for 7k CE and used the profits to make a Skolver Coat, with leftovers.
Now my guy has Maximum SDI and Ultra CTR.

MY day....
Played Lockdown
Told Dogrock ily
Talked naughty to cobalt
Told Sketti the truth of cootiecakes
Proposed that Cootiecakes is the new word for noob in Sk
Poul re-joined Eos for a bit and we just KICKED REAR....
He got 18k Damage in 1 game...and I proprosed sxy time for Poul anytime
Sketti decided she will watch....
Demoted Xerox to member =0
Talked to Anly
That was my day =0
WHO IS COOTIECAKES?!?!?!
I feel so clueless...just some random person you guys like to point and laugh at?
cootiecakes is my secret lover.
DANG IT.

Played lockdown all log time in.
Got new record of 20K+ damage in a single match.
Played with my loved guild Echo of Silence winning every match, those guys are pretty good.
Got a Starry bombmask from random lockdown team win.
I got seduced from Sketti humping and I played with here lockdown for several matches.

- Heated up my DA and Faust in a FSC run with Teejay and Tokxin
- Crafted a BTB, finally
- Wasted 60K crowns on 3 UV rolls for BTB (ended up with Slimes Low)...and now I'm crown-less
- Recruited Keda to EoS and learned of his hidden, until now, humor
- Got angry at Muppet for not joining the guild PvP
- Finally got a guild PvP going and lost, maybe only once, to a team we then beat twice
- Felt bad about beating the Spanish teams so badly
- Forgave Muppet

Witnessed Nj being a desserter. It better have been a milk based dessert!
Found out that Dan has the voice of a 14 year old girl. Weird...

People these days aren't shy to use dirty tricks.
lol. milkman!
who's dan?
That would be weird for dan to sound like a 14 year old girl....

Rawr Rawr Day
Logged on did some guild pvp lockdown
Decided to team up with Poul and his pvp team guild (Reign of Chaos)
Did Pvp with Reign of Chaos which was pretty fun
Made fun of Media (Yes his name is not media I know)
Did some random team pvp
chilled with guild mates
Made a few new friends
Made fun of Jen for her being a girl =0
Almost got Milkman to join Eos =)
Didn't play yesterday since I used almost all of my energy crafting a super blast bomb.
Got to try it out today on Tier 2! Got a lot of heat thanks to an arena, it's level 7 now.
Had to drop out of the party at Garden of Goo. Not enough energy to go on... Right before I left though, a new guy joined and so there was someone who could pick up all my vials and vitapod.
played some lockdown.
got a message from mrkaddan chastising me about things i say on the forums (which i never log onto.)
logged onto forums to find that njthug has been impersonating me.
got curious about what else my name shows up on here and did a search.
found this thread.
lol'd.

Played much Lockdown.
Killed Xerox multiply times, it was worth it.
Finished one more sword, only two more to go.
Killed Xerox.
Missed some guys from my Friendlist. (Yes, Nj, you too :O)
Stabbed Xerox.
And killed Royal Jelly one time due boredom.

Did a Royal Jelly run and obtained the master sword!
Crafted noob gear from 100ME and threw it right into the AH.
I decided to read comics while I waited around for a couple of friends to pop on.
Decided to share it with you guys.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
Enjoy!
I tried to solo Jelly King and embarrassed myself.
Lesson learned. If only I could do JK as well as I can do Vanaduke.

Realised that snipe is an anagram of _ _ _ _ _
stupysays said:
I decided to read comics while I waited around for a couple of friends to pop on.
Decided to share it with you guys.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
Enjoy!
It's actually a lot scarier when you can't read it. Not that the prose is stilted or anything, but you know... Well, this could be just me, but the actual subject made it stop being scary for me. Still a great comic though.
I played my secondary knight. Started by crafting a cobalt helm so now I can access Tier 2! Joined a party, landed in Flame Lash arena, things went well and such... When I reached Moorcraft Manor I went back to Haven and sold my minerals. Woohoo, just enough to trade for CE! But for some reason I decided not to post an offer before checking out the Auction House.
And then I nabbed a gunslinger hat with low curse resistance for only 2.5k.
Started a new character... or rather remade an existing character. Ran the start zone again. They changed it around a little bit, but you're not missing much if you came in during the sega pass or steam eras.
...It also made me wonder if you can go back to the crash site if you have someone invite you to the abandoned depot... Anyway.
I then proceeded to run T1 with my remade character. Managed to run a Depth 7 danger room without dying. Of course I had one other person running with me. (= That run taught me that a proto gun == a pea shooter against T2 enemies. d= Anyway, I died three times on the run. One of those deaths was in Grim gallery (blasted rocket puppy.) The other two deaths were in a danger room at Depth 8.