Why Blame Boswick?

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Iyashi's picture
Iyashi

So, I've heard this for a very long time... Why is everyone blaming Boswick?

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
Because, we blame it on

Because, we blame it on Boswick for not thinking of blaming it on Boswick, so that is why we blame it on Boswick. If we didn't blame I on Boswick, there would be no Boswick, so we have to blame it on Boswick for there to be a Boswick.

(Kidding, Dogrock started it.)

Metamare's picture
Metamare
Metallic Knightmare

Boswick will break everything you know and love. It's only natural, as a citizen of Haven, to blame every misfortune on Boswick.

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
Boswick should be blamed

Boswick should be blamed because he is Boswick, and if he were to be blamed for anything else he would not be Boswick. Boswick should also be blamed for everything because he sells reasons to blame Boswick.

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
@Michealb

Yes that to, and we can blame Boswik for making Micheal think of that.

Dogrok is also Boswick in disguise, so be afraid.

Boswick is a Boswick, so that is why we blame things on Boswick. Boswick is a blamed to blame things on Bpswick for Boswick's blaming sake.

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
Another reason to blame

Another reason to blame Boswick is because he looks like his twin, Bosco, who blames Boswick frequently. Again, like Bigfootm said, one should blame Boswick because he is a Boswick.

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
An because Boswick sleeps on

An because Boswick sleeps on the job in Haven in the fountain sometimes, I will try to find the pic for proof.

Blame it on Boswick because 9/10 Boswicks sleep on the job.

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
Which one is Boswick? i

Which one is Boswick? i forgot.

Tantarian's picture
Tantarian
Well

You should ask him.

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
True.

Boswick is in the fountain, like 9/10 of all the other boswicks are. Another reason to blame Boswick is that he tries to trick people into eating snipe food.

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
What Dark Ritual?

*Is eating snipe food thinking it is bacon*

What was that last part Micheal? Oh. *Spits out Snipe Food*

And we BIOB (Blame it on Boswick) because he eats helpless knights and OOO staff, including other Boswicks. Cannibal!

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
What Dark Ritual?

Oh noes! It is now the 3rd thread! Keep it first!

Boswick, this is your fault, isn't it?

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
It can only be the fault of

It can only be the fault of Boswick! And now it is second! You tricky monkey!!!

Dogrock's picture
Dogrock
I blame Boswick because I

I blame Boswick because I must. Boswick is he who breaks things, that we must never forget. I could tell you how this tradition of blame began, but it is better left in the dusty history books of the Preview Event. ;)

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
See? Dogrock AKA Boswickis

See? Dogrock AKA Boswickis tryingto cover up his blames by blaming his self.

And yea, this better be left as a good 'ole preview tale. Oh, how I miss beta and preview.

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
And now Bigfoot and Dogrock

And now Bigfoot and Dogrock are trying to cover up their preview tales. Definitely Boswick's(Dogrock's)fault.

Providence's picture
Providence
@Bigfootm

Have you gazed into the eyes of Boswick?
Know you the madness that lies there?
Nay, you do not.
Nay, you cannot.
I have looked long and deep into the two orbs that are but windows to his soul--I saw only the screaming of his name, that to speak would end the world.
Writ large in the depths were charred words: "Look on my works, ye mighty, and draw fanart."

TL;DR: Dawkrawk is not the Boz.

Sunless's picture
Sunless
A better question would be...

A better question would be... Why not blame Boswick?

Food for thought.

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
@Provi

*Stares into Boswick's eyes once more*

OMG. Boswick was possessing Dogrock. =O :(

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
And of course, Boswick

And of course, Boswick possessed Bigfoot and Providence to say that... Ah, the malevolence of the soul of the fiend of the Dark City that is Boswick...

Njthug's picture
Njthug
...

You all make me cry at times for giant fails kinda how Boswick makes me rage when he breaks Spiral Knights

Tantarian's picture
Tantarian
Also

Also if you can't ask Boswick ask Rose.

Biznasty's picture
Biznasty
This reminds me. Worry not,

This reminds me.

Worry not, Boswick's punishment for all his past and future acts has already been delivered.
http://i.imgur.com/tVmqB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c4VX1.jpg

Nicoya-Kitty's picture
Nicoya-Kitty
@biznasty Random question,

@biznasty Random question, what helmet is Brojo wearing in that first picture? I don't recognize it.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
wait....

WHo IS boswick? ^_-

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
WHY?!

Because he is one of the designers and therefore partially responsible for the existence of every Alpha wolver, Slag Guard, Devilite, Polyp, and many many more annoying mobs. Also he probably helped with CK which I totally hate. It's not worth the mediocre crown payout and constant being forced to light a candle. Jack, thats what the crown payout nearly is mosta the time. Also I think we should

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
BOSWICK

BOSWICK

Metamare's picture
Metamare
Metallic Knightmare

Boswick confirmed to be Spiral Knight's endboss, Destroyer of Worlds, and Master of The Cradle.

After all, any knight that wears the chaos set is up to no good~

Dogrock's picture
Dogrock
@Nicoya-Kitty: That's the old

@Nicoya-Kitty: That's the old placeholder art for the Skelly Helm.

Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
Boswick: Dstroyer of worlds,

Boswick: Dstroyer of worlds, bush-trimmer, master of chaos.

He should be blamed. HE IS A BOSWICK!!!!

Grittle's picture
Grittle
the only thing that most

the only thing that most people like about boswick is his bush

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/27367

LOL