A few days ago I was walking around Spiral Knights and saw a glimpse of Boswick's bush....it was not as scary as I would imagine it to be....I did see a few snipe in his bush flying around some of them had white stains on them I don't know what that was. Regardless I think we should discuss Boswick hygiene and how it affects the game and the whole spiral knights community as a whole.
Boswick Personal Hygiene
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 14:53
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 14:56
#2
wat?
wats a boswick bush????
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 14:57
#3
@Reparteee
I wonder who it was thinking of professionals in those fields I think Cootiecakes would of been someone who would of done it....or was it Dogrock? I think its a job Dogrock would like to do I mean then again who would say no to trimming boswick's bush.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:00
#4
@Macamusx
It's a pretty sweet looking bush.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:00
#5
@Maxamusx
Go urban it, google it, or Wiki it...Kids these day never wanting to learn they just want the answers given to them.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:01
#6
@njthug
I bet Dogrock used his Sudaruska to do it. No charge attack though. Just precision strikes.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:05
#7
@Reparteee
I think Dogrock was wearing his radiant silvermail just so Boswick can have a small little show as well....and he defiantly used his radiant sunshard to clean the whole area up in his bush.... I got told from my sources Dogrock had to wear his groundbreaker helm since Boswick bush was very messy before he trimmed it...Boswick bush was kinda like the Amazon Rainforest.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:06
#8
@Njthug
I thought he had used a Graviton Vortex to pull out the various forest dwelling creatures first. Since Dogrock is a champion of small animals.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:06
#9
OMFG, I am dying of laughter
OMFG, I am dying of laughter now
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:08
#10
@Reparteee
You might be wrong about that since I heard Boswick docent like to get his bush waxed and using a graviton vortex would of defiantly hurt him. As for creatures in Boswicks bush I never knew he had white jellies in his bush....or well residue of white jellies.....I need to ask Dogrock if it was white jellies or white snipe poop in Boswicks bush.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:08
#11
I am shocked that Dogrock
I am shocked that Dogrock would not use the Fang of Vog to burn the place down first. If I had a suggestion, I'd say he should use a Vog set to prevent himself from getting caught in the mess.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:10
#12
@Njthug
I heard about the rare white jellies. Do they drop Boswick cores?
@Noobowns
A fang of vog! Are you crazy man! He want's a neat bush not a burned down forest!
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:11
#13
what the hell am I reading
what the hell am I reading here
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:11
#14
Then he could use a
Then he could use a shivermist buster to keep it controlled
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:13
#15
@biznasty
You've never seen Boswick's bush? It's glorious and bushy and green. I'm not sure how he did that.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:14
#16
k, now this blame boswick is
k, now this blame boswick is going out of hand.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:14
#17
@Rep and @Noob
@Rep
Those rare white jellies are ubber rare I heard that Dogrock attempted to take a picture of one and update the wiki with it, but suddenly his computer got a virus and a picture of Boswick bush came up on his screen...scary stuff I know (This was before Boswick got his bush trimmed). As for Boswick cores now if we had those in game it would ruin the economy for sure they would be worth 50k Ce a pop.....and the only way to get it will be from trimming boswick bush....and who really wants to do that man, cmon its worse than being used as Vannaduke boy toy.
@Noob
Fang of Vog can't be used on Boswick since he allergic to fire.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:15
#18
where do you think the white
where do you think the white jellies came from?
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:15
#19
@grittle
We're not blaming him for anything. We're complimenting his tremendous and stupendous green bush.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:17
#20
@Repartee
I always thought Boswick's bush was lime green
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:17
#21
@Thread
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:20
#22
^Pinhead Patrick
has nothing
^Pinhead Patrick
has nothing to do with Boswicks lime green bush with white jellies
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:21
#23
so the bush is a lettuce
so the bush is a lettuce salad with goat cheese?
i bet a chromalisk would eat it
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:24
#24
ur right about the chromalisk
ur right about the chromalisk eating it. LOL
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:25
#25
@hova
My face > I heard you like pictures.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:27
#26
@thread
Guys I found a sneak peek picture I took. It's pretty candid and it was pre-trimming.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:28
#27
@repartee
u sure this was pre-trimming?
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:29
#28
@repartee
man, all the love puppies in the clockworks would like to see this!
XD
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:30
#29
@Noobowns
Yep! I'll try to find an after picture. It's deep on my hard drive in my rule 34 folder for SK.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:32
#30
@Thread
All right guys. I found a picture of it. Be careful though. It's naughty and goes with the games theme. So be careful for your young eyes.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:33
#31
LOL, the love puppies will go
LOL, the love puppies will go head over gears!
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:35
#32
@Grittle
We had a screenshot of the other kind of trim Dogrock was going to give him. But he decided to stay classy instead of avant-garde.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 16:01
#33
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tu
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg66ggT6ph1qcbctro1_400.gif
this the reward of most hilarius thread today.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 16:53
#34
God guys..stay on topic how
God guys..stay on topic how did Dogrock if he was the one who trimmed Boswick's bush make it look all pretty? Do you think that Boswick asked for Dogrock personally or was it someone else and Dogrock was just the sloppy seconds? Why is Boswick bush Lime green? Does Boswick really take care of his bush well, or does he ruin it in a day? Is Boswick bush as messy as the amazon rainforest? Boswick has white jellies in his bush, but why does he not have purple pizzazz color slime in his bush?
Taking pictures of Boswick bush and sharing it so everyone can see is so uncool I am sure Boswick does not want everyone seeing his bush we aren't a tabloid guys let him have some space tbh.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 17:03
#35
As a proud resident of
As a proud resident of Boswick's Bush, I can say from a first person perspective that Boswick's bush is free of dirtiness and vermin. My neighbor though says he saw Tortodones, but I don't believe him and his dumb bush sculptures. I think he makes them look like animals to try and make me move out.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 19:29
#36
@jim-dale
I'm going to need you to confirm your place of living with a screenshot. Then I can begin to start feeling Jelly King.
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 20:43
#37
I feel I should refer you to
I feel I should refer you to Dancinjen, one of the leaders of In The Jelly. I believe as a leader of this guild she can adequately tell you what it feels like to be in Boswick's jelly and also to have the jelly in her! She is an expert in all colours of jelly and should be able to confirm whether it is in fact jelly or not.
Yours Sincerely,
Milkman
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 22:59
#38
@Milkman
You should join Eos only because Dogrock was the one who trimmed Boswick bush it will allow you to meet someone e-famous =0
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 23:03
#39
im 12 and what is this
im 12 and what is this
Mon, 10/03/2011 - 14:32
#40
@providence
What is this? This is a forum for spiral knights you are posting on a topic created by Njthug which is about Boswick's bush.
If you are wondering what Boswick's bush is...well there many pictures but its a lime green bush full of mystery and despair along with some happiness hidden deep inside of this mysterious bush. Hope that helps you out Providence.
In other news I heard Boswick gets his bush trimmed every other week since it grows real fast....is this true?
Mon, 10/03/2011 - 14:41
#41
I heard he used to hire
I heard he used to hire barber snipes to trim it during the night, but they recently quit citing awful working conditions.
Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:05
#42
@repartee
When you live in Boswick's bush, you live Amish. We can't amuse ourselves with cameras, but the white jellies make a good swimming pool.
Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:28
#43
http://forums.spiralknights.c
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/27503
THE BUSH SHALL BURN AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS CRY AS YOUR LIVES SHATTER.
Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:32
#44
We already saw your thread,
We already saw your thread, honey.
Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:58
#45
@Jim-Dale
As far as I know,
@Jim-Dale
As far as I know, you did, they didn't.
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 01:48
#46
@Thread
I still support this idea with every fiber of my being and will continue to bump this every day until every knight that browses the forums knows that thy boswick's bush will shall be done.
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 07:49
#47
@Rep
I will support your promise by not letting this thread die unless we see the mighty Boswick the owner of his mighty bush which can do magical things, or we see a monster in-game which is new and is Boswick's bush =0. (The monster must be in bush form)
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 02:23
#48
I don't know what this is but
I don't know what this is but I promote this behavior.
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 08:23
#49
@boswick
Please make a bush in haven for us. And let us know that it's yours. We love you.
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 13:38
#50
Njthug you are letting this
Njthug you are letting this thread die.
What accessories can you put on Boswick's Bush?
I saw Boswick's bush. It was well trimmed. I think he's hired a professional to clean it up for him.