CELEBRATION GOAT POEM.
There once was a square goat,
Who really liked his square oats.
But one day a man came to him,
And he went by the name Jim.
He said, why hello goat, do you like squares?
And the goat went "Baa" with out any cares.
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I made it extra long just for my loyal readers
:3

"Hmm, being evil is boring sometimes" Jake thought as he floated around the inside of a adbandoned building in the Dark City. "Maybe I could launch another atta-" He was cut of as The sound of a supernova exploding startled him. "There here already?! Bother, they were to prepared. There was no lots of shouting in the air and the sound of zombies be blown apart by long range artillery cannons. "Sergent Dark, come here immediately!" He shouted into a speaker.
"Right away." Came back through and a minute later, a howlizter head floated in. "What do you need?" It asked.
"Ready the artillery."
"Yes sir." Jake turned and looked out the window of the building. In front of him was a surprising scene, the knights were carving there way through the zombies as if they were paper.
"Aaaarrrgggh, stupid knight!" He shouted at no one in particular. He stomped away from the window just missing a chain fly from the ceiling and hit a achieving building. He also didn't see the multitude of five star knights sliding down it.

"Ok guys, here is are plan of infiltration. You five will scout from the roof of that building. You five will be smokers on thus building. You five will Kay bombs on, well, whatever looks like some sort of portal or it's evil looking. You last five will come with us and cover are backs." Amber started laying out orders. When she finished, everyone ran to their posts. "This way." Blind whispered and pointed to a vent in the ground. Before anyone could get in, there was a huge bang and a bunch of knights got hit by a missle.
"Oh no." Lordonecros said and pointed behind them. There was a huge armanda of gun puppies behind them and a howitzer firing missiles.
"Change of plans, we take out the artillery, then find and kill Jake, and then steal his valuables and blow up all of his evil stuff.
"Are you sure we shouldn't just charge into this building and kill him?" Mystic asked.
"He is inmune to mortal weapons so only guns and bombs will work."
"I think we should go take out the artillery first." Dusk said and motioned behind them again.
"Smart idea, so go do it instead if just sitting around there discussing it." The Snarlbolax said suddenly with a sigh.
END OF THE CHAPTER
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What will happen next?
Will snips get a extra part?
Will Amber ever use her toasty bombs again?
Will I ever delete the secret goat poem?
Will it ever rain cheese and Bacon?
Will I ever stop writing poems about Goats and Horses?
All will be reveled in the last chapter.
… Which will probably be two chapters from now.
I sawse everyone in 1/8 and make pasta stew using lots of tacos in it as well as ponies too.

YOU SHALL DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
ON THE STORY AT LEAST. AND YOU WILL ASK BLIND OUT, SHE WILL SLAP U INTO A CONVIENTLY PLACED HOLE, AND JAKE WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL KILLING U
MMMMMUUUUUUUHHHHHHAAAASHHHHHHAAAAHHHHQAAAAA.
Lol random q

sorry guys, I'm sick and hit with writer's block so I am hoping org will go away on thanksgiving. I may post to chapters on that day to finish the story and then all the knights could have a celebratory feast and then I could get to work on my next fanfiction which will basically be a buck of short stories so yes, I will except character bios. But don't post them yet okay. Anyways, see you all thanksgiving night .
P.S. Look up Brawlinthefamily.com
It's full of hilarious comics.