CELEBRATION GOAT POEM.
There once was a square goat,
Who really liked his square oats.
But one day a man came to him,
And he went by the name Jim.
He said, why hello goat, do you like squares?
And the goat went "Baa" with out any cares.
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I made it extra long just for my loyal readers
:3
Doggies fanfiction
equipt update. now haz Solid Cobalt armor
Good for you Doggies. Show that piece of.. backfiring technology who's boss. Hooray for new chapter.
Thou art- *gets slapped in face* oh, ahem, You have mastered the art of the Copypasta!
Did someone say pasta? I'm hungry. Where's pasta? Does it have sauce? I don't like dry pasta, it must have sauce.
what if copypasta was a type of pasta that when you shout copy and then point at something and say pasta, more copypasta appears, mmmmmm.
I sawse you in half and use u in mai pawstuh as meat.
awsome new chapter, even though i could be a week late at reading it TT-TT. anyway i really want to see my character in this story i wounder what role he will play?
and now i want nachos but haves no melted cheese or salsa T-T.
i sawse littlerbit in fourths and make em into stew
I sawse wat u did ther...
nao I noes whys ise likes cheese, cuz it goes wth nachoes..
This chapter may suck because I'm really tired but I will try my best: Goats.
Like it? After this story ends, I will make another one. It will be like 1,001 Arabian nights except called 1001 Cradle knights. They will be a bunch of short stories about knights and I will except character sheets when I saw so so don't post any yet. They will be stories that Bloo tells to his kittens each night. Kinda cutsey but the stories will be good.
Note: this comment will be edited I just need to check something so of you are reading this, you have found a secret Goat poem.
GOATS COME IN MANY COLOURS.
SOME ARE BROWN, SOME ARE WHITE.
THEY LIKE TO EAT ANYTHING INCLUDING FLOWERS.
THEY ALSO SLEEP AT THE TIME OF NIGHT.
Note this will be gone.
"Hmm, being evil is boring sometimes" Jake thought as he floated around the inside of a adbandoned building in the Dark City. "Maybe I could launch another atta-" He was cut of as The sound of a supernova exploding startled him. "There here already?! Bother, they were to prepared. There was no lots of shouting in the air and the sound of zombies be blown apart by long range artillery cannons. "Sergent Dark, come here immediately!" He shouted into a speaker.
"Right away." Came back through and a minute later, a howlizter head floated in. "What do you need?" It asked.
"Ready the artillery."
"Yes sir." Jake turned and looked out the window of the building. In front of him was a surprising scene, the knights were carving there way through the zombies as if they were paper.
"Aaaarrrgggh, stupid knight!" He shouted at no one in particular. He stomped away from the window just missing a chain fly from the ceiling and hit a achieving building. He also didn't see the multitude of five star knights sliding down it.
"Ok guys, here is are plan of infiltration. You five will scout from the roof of that building. You five will be smokers on thus building. You five will Kay bombs on, well, whatever looks like some sort of portal or it's evil looking. You last five will come with us and cover are backs." Amber started laying out orders. When she finished, everyone ran to their posts. "This way." Blind whispered and pointed to a vent in the ground. Before anyone could get in, there was a huge bang and a bunch of knights got hit by a missle.
"Oh no." Lordonecros said and pointed behind them. There was a huge armanda of gun puppies behind them and a howitzer firing missiles.
"Change of plans, we take out the artillery, then find and kill Jake, and then steal his valuables and blow up all of his evil stuff.
"Are you sure we shouldn't just charge into this building and kill him?" Mystic asked.
"He is inmune to mortal weapons so only guns and bombs will work."
"I think we should go take out the artillery first." Dusk said and motioned behind them again.
"Smart idea, so go do it instead if just sitting around there discussing it." The Snarlbolax said suddenly with a sigh.
END OF THE CHAPTER
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What will happen next?
Will snips get a extra part?
Will Amber ever use her toasty bombs again?
Will I ever delete the secret goat poem?
Will it ever rain cheese and Bacon?
Will I ever stop writing poems about Goats and Horses?
All will be reveled in the last chapter.
… Which will probably be two chapters from now.
I sawse everyone in 1/8 and make pasta stew using lots of tacos in it as well as ponies too.
GOATS COME IN MANY COLOURS.
SOME ARE BROWN, SOME ARE WHITE.
THEY LIKE TO EAT ANYTHING INCLUDING FLOWERS.
THEY ALSO SLEEP AT THE TIME OF NIGHT.
HAHA! now it won't be gone forever! unless i edit this post.
Removed due to request from OP. ><
Have a nice day!
Your username is Doggies. How about some canine poems instead?
PROCEEDING TO ASK TO HAVE THAT COMMENT REMOVED ABD OF THINGS THROWN AT PYSCHODESTROYWR FOR SPREADING THE DISEASE.
CODE Q CODE Q CODE Q THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU SHALL DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
ON THE STORY AT LEAST. AND YOU WILL ASK BLIND OUT, SHE WILL SLAP U INTO A CONVIENTLY PLACED HOLE, AND JAKE WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL KILLING U
MMMMMUUUUUUUHHHHHHAAAASHHHHHHAAAAHHHHQAAAAA.
Lol random q
So...Edit out my last post about the sawse and ponies b4 it becomes an epidemic? ^_- ?
Why?? You should feel proud of your first murder :3
Well in real life, unless you tick me off i kick/punch you
i just got an idea for my character! make my character a wandering warrior (but not a villain!!!) and give him amesia for the fisrt few chapters he is in!
Doggies, I got previous got a character app from you and I decided to put her in next chap of my fic. I hope u know where it is, but here is the link anyways http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/23652
Happy reading (SOMEBODY PLEASE READ AND COMMENT D; )
yes pyscho…*cough*… hurry and remove the comment before it's to late… Lordofnecros, you will…*Cough hack hack*… will not … Dieeee…*Dies from pony induced disease*
P.S. There will be a new chapter on Sunday sorry for delay but something(Yes Arus, something) happened that for once did not envolve my computer but actually a huge cow that fell from the sky and attempted to takeover my basement.
P.S.S. Anyone want burgers? *Puts burgers onto random table role-play land*
Name:Tails
Race:Knight
Clothing and weapons:Skolver set with Divine Avenger and Argent Peacemaker,Grey Owlite shield
Gender:Male
Bio:A knight just looking for immortality although he wishes to destroy anybody in his path to immortality such as Lord Vanaduke or Snarbolax
(also please consider my idea)
plz let me know when your next story begins via mailing me on spiral knights. that way i can post character sheet
Where do u live doggies? I haven't met u ingame yet
i thought there would be a new chapter... guess not right now
I WANT NACHOS!!!!! :P
I knew about u long be4 we even met. In fact I know everything about u. o_O
Nothing is ever as it seems...
Like I'm actually Metabee! Kiss your bot goodbye! YEAHYEAH!!
Sorry for the delay, the story shall continue Monday.
@Dusk, last time u said you knew everything about someone, it was me so can u answer these questions.
What is my real name?
What is my gender?
What is my favorite food?
Etc…
P.S. I live somewhere in Massachusetts.
Can anyone else make this symbol.
¥.
¥
Ah, the wonders of copy and paste.
@Doggies
NEED MORE CHAPTERS. GIMME.
@phycodestroyer
If you're thinking what I think you're thinking...
Where's my Robo Emperor?...
I destroyed it with the Medaforce. He was getting on my nerves cuz he tried to kill my rival Rokusho, and nobody is allowed to beat him after me.
But Nooooo. He couldn't wait, and was like 'GimmeGimmeGimmeGimmeGimme' So I was like SHUT UP! 'MEDAFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
And rokusho was like O_O So I'm not the only one who can do that...?
Then a took a nap cuz I was tired. I think I'll ask Dr Aki to fix it for ya l8r.
sorry guys, I'm sick and hit with writer's block so I am hoping org will go away on thanksgiving. I may post to chapters on that day to finish the story and then all the knights could have a celebratory feast and then I could get to work on my next fanfiction which will basically be a buck of short stories so yes, I will except character bios. But don't post them yet okay. Anyways, see you all thanksgiving night .
P.S. Look up Brawlinthefamily.com
It's full of hilarious comics.
O_O
My... my... my precious Robo Emperor!
You meany. At least he'll be repaired.
In the meanwhile, where is Rokusho anyways? I want to have a word with him.
@Doggies
Writer's block is evil! I need more chapters!
No, I don't have writer's block. That's not why I'm not updating my stories.
It's called LAZYNESS.
Duh. Going on a journey of self discovery. Well, looking for dr Hushi anyway.
And Mega Emperor is better. ANd you know whats better than mega emperor?
METABEE
I even drew him for fun once. Didn't turn out as good as I hoped, but it was mai best drawing ever, and close if I do say so myself :D
LOL•• I did the Copypasta and look what happened.
Thanks for advice.
New smiley
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It reminds me of impostocubes hair
;8
Mustached man.