Okay everyone this is a random topic say any thing u want!!!!! Ill start bye saying SOCKS ARE SMELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM!!!!!!!
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 13:29
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:40
#2
You kids these days.
Back in my time random threads were places to discuss what you did in college. Which was pretty much summed up by Autofire, unfortunately.
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 07:19
#3
Break time ~!
Heh, it's been a while since I've seen those kind of posts. Might as well join in.
I have no idea what I could say as a random sentence so... I'll say : Don't you like to wake up with a shining sun! :)
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:54
#4
~
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:57
#5
I LIKE PIE!!!
I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:28
#6
Alternate title for thread:
Alternate title for thread: Let's compensate for our lack of comedic ability by spouting unfunny non-sequiturs!!!
And you use the term "random" as if these words weren't carefully planned to extract some sort of humor, which they don't.
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 19:31
#7
^^^
^^^
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:53
#8
vvv
@Dsnchz: You do realize the main point of the thread is just to post non-sequiturs for the sake of posting non-sequiturs, not to be humorous, don't you? Otherwise, you're clearly in the wrong place.
Also, rhubarb.
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 13:11
#9
random... and disturbing too
'do you shower naked?!'
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:01
#10
Solid licorice paprika.
Solid licorice paprika.
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 02:34
#11
As long as you all recognize
As long as you all recognize that you aren't funny, I'm satisfied.
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:37
#12
Try your luck.
I'm not aiming for funny in this thread, thank you very much. Like I said, non-sequiturs for the sake of non-sequiturs.
If you did come here to find classy comedy, then I feel really sorry for you.
May I recommend an optician? Or a psychiatrist? ;)
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 16:23
#13
Hawk moths need more respect.
Hawk moths need more respect.
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:41
#14
Dog digs hole, dog finds old
Dog digs hole, dog finds old shoe in hole, dog eats shoe , dog throws up, owner beats dog, dog turns on his lazer eyes and fries owner.
THE END
Sat, 11/05/2011 - 10:49
#15
Come on people we need more
Come on people we need more RANDOM!!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/05/2011 - 16:39
#16
Huh?
HURRR IM A HOURSE
Sat, 11/05/2011 - 17:18
#17
History
Member for
1 year 2
History
Member for
1 year 2 weeks
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 01:20
#18
And now for something completely different.
...
*crickets chirping*
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 05:58
#19
Nothing
Two Camels in a Tiny Car!
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 09:33
#20
Zelda
henshin a gogo, baby!
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 09:51
#21
Albatross!!
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 20:53
#22
._.
I got killed by a mustached- jar of PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 08:34
#23
A green monster!!!
1 large scoop of chocolate chip mint ice cream
1 green Chuckles candy ring
2 orange M&M's
1 green M&M
5 red M$M's
Put the ball of ice cream in a dish. Cut the chuckle in half and stick in the top of the ice cream ball for ears. Use the M&M's to make the face. Eat him quickly before he eats you.
~If you want to make him a mean monster, use a small piece of red licorice to make a tongue sticking out at you. ~
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:10
#24
Bookie Cookie!!!!!!!!
Bookie Cookie!!!!!!!!
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:09
#25
What Dark Ritual?
Chocolate clock door pie fruit.
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:40
#26
The Lights Go Down
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Fri, 11/11/2011 - 16:53
#27
NOT FUNNY
Not to make the owner feel bad but adding your own comments to your topic won't make it popular
And not to put everyone down, but most of the stuff here isn't even funny. When something is so bad it's hilarious,
but this is too bad and i don't want to look at it. So don't try telling me anything. I'm never looking at this ever again
And Damastaa, you're not funny. This is worse then hilariously bad. And I'm not typing this to be funny.
P.S. rhyming to be funny, or making no sense will make people not like you. It's actually one of the most annoying things on EARTH.
Even if people do like you, i'm pretty sure they're not one of the populars; more likely to be nerds
And to all you others, don't be like this owner. He's obviously trying to make you nerdy. Also, no need to report me. I'm only telling the TRUTH.
Like i care if you report me. I'm quitting and i gave all my crowns to Sorou. So go do something better with your lives! Don't be like Damastaa!
He's too much of a noob to hang out with (Don't forget a NERD). And Damastaa, to make my self perfectly clear, I'm saying that THIS IS
THE WORST TOPIC EVER AND YOU SHOULD GET RID OF IT! EVERYONE HERE DOESN'T LIKE THIS! THEY'RE JUST DOING THIS TO MAKE A NOOBISH (noobish?) NERDY GUY HELP HIM LIVE HIS RIDICULOUS LIFE!
The only good ones here are Lamnoone (claps), Jambay (claps), and Kentard (claps.) The other's yours is not bad, its just not as good as these. These 3 have posts people with a LIFE would want to read.
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 17:32
#28
This would be a good place for a food fight. :)
*hangs a bucket of rotten eggs over the thread door to spill on the head of the next person who comes in here*
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 19:40
#29
@wepokins dude I was just
@wepokins dude I was just trying to have some fun no need to be like that. If you feel that way go stick your nose in some OTHER interesting threads where people with no life go.
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 19:40
#30
@damastaa I know i'm coming
@damastaa I know i'm coming back (i was predicting you would talk back), so you're admitting that you have no life and that your a nerd?
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 19:45
#31
Dude quit it! Look i'm sorry
Dude quit it! Look i'm sorry this post offended you if it's such a big deal go ahead report me for being an idiot. again I'll say i'm sorry.
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 19:54
#32
I have gotten burned on every
I have gotten burned on every thread i've ever posted on I think I'm Just going to quit the forms :(
Sat, 11/12/2011 - 06:56
#33
@ Damastaa
Hey nerd. Don't quit the forums. I like nerdy people. Not many people can light up a forum and make it interesting. Just fart on the heads of those who annoy you.
Sat, 11/12/2011 - 10:42
#34
Fail
No one said anything about being funny. What would you expect from a thread called random? Things that makes sense?... and it looks like your a nerd or something because you seem really insecure and care about that stuff. What is this a kamikaze troll post? Yes I'm talking to you Wepo. Notice out of everyone who posted here you typed the longest message, who really has no life here?
Damastaa don't apologize to this jerk.
@Tazurin O.o That was some deep stuff.
Sat, 11/12/2011 - 12:11
#35
Ok then let the random
Ok then let the random continue! BTW the food fight thing is not a bad idea. It might just be my next thread *Gets pie launcher ready*
Sat, 11/12/2011 - 20:13
#36
LET DA FOOD FIGHT
LET DA FOOD FIGHT BEGIN!!!!
*Fires RPG lancher*
RPG = Rocket Propelled Garlic
*Shoots AK47*
AK47 = Atomic Ketchup 47
*Strafes with F14*
F14 = Fries 14
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 05:25
#37
ducks
Takes a lunch tray and uses it to hit all the flying food back at you.
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 05:57
#38
Take that!
*Throws rotten eggs at Lordofcromancers face*
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:07
#39
Smashed frozen pizza across
Smashed frozen pizza across damastaa's head >_>
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 18:58
#40
some person: "it wont
some person: "it wont fit!!!!"
someone else: 'HA! thats wut she said!"
Everyone touches their nose as they say random colors*
Purple!
cyan!
ultramarine!
pumpernickle!
RAINBOW
red
WIGGLES! I WIN NOOBAS
no your the last one to say something....
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 21:06
#41
*eats rotten egg and barfs
*eats rotten egg and barfs all over Iamnoone, Duskfinder and Damastaa*
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 04:44
#42
EWW!!!!
*shakes like a dog*
*make the puke fly*
*dumps a pot of refried beans on Lordofnecromancers*
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 06:27
#43
*Bangs lunch tray on
*Bangs lunch tray on lamnoone's head then pelts duskfinder with peanuts*
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:14
#44
after the stars fade from my mind
*I look at the ceiling fan*
*runs to the salad bar*
*tosses the tossed salad at the fan*
Salad anyone?
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:24
#45
*catches a piece of flying
*catches a piece of flying lettuce* (im so ninja XD)
*throws it into Iamnoone's gaping mouth*
*watches as Iamnoone gags on the lettuce*
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:27
#46
why always the eggs?
Shakes off puke and eats peanuts ( yum )
Throws gumballs on the floor and wattches as everyone slips like in old cartoons :)
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:53
#47
Hey guys no more food fight
Hey guys no more food fight in here plz. Go to the food fight thread. Band-Aid Bandits!
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 04:34
#48
* sigh..... call in the janitor.
Funny things are funny
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 07:44
#49
The food fight has ended :(
Dagnabit!!!
*runs after Damastaa with a weed wacker*
*gives Damastaa a new hair cut*
btw-I <3 ninjas.
Fri, 11/18/2011 - 04:00
#50
i <3 ninjas 2!
'testies are as tasty as a bad joke'
(speaking of jokes, go to my new forum Joke-Mania if you enjoyed posting on this forum)
I LIKE ONIONS!
(lol, this is weird and fun at the same time, which makes it even weirder.)