Spiral Knights - **The Spiral Awards**

The Spiral Awards

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Fri, 12/23/2011 - 11:20

Bigfootm

As a heads up, I was bored and made this thread.

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Hello, and welcome to the Spiral Awards! As the year draws near, I, Bigfootm have decided to create an award thread for those notable knights. The winner of each category will win various prizes!

Now, the categories!

FORUMS
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The Best "Troll"

Jim-Dale-Votes: 5
Greivos-Votes: 3
Shoebox-Votes: 8
Oakgear-Votes: 1
Hanktron-Votes: 1

The Best Picture-Poster

Ironskullkid-Votes: 4
Eurydice-Votes: 5
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2

The Best Helper

Bopp-Votes: 3
Gwenyvier-Votes: 10
Nicoya-Kitty-Votes: 3
Dogrock-Votes: 1
Starvlinf-Votes: 1
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2
Fallout-Votes: 2
Trying-Votes: 1

The Comedian

Jim-Dale-Votes: 4
Eurydice-Votes: 4
Sovierg-Votes: 1
Shoebox-Votes: 2
Chris-Votes: 1
Psychdestroyer-Votes: 1

The Most Posts (Double Posts don't count, Rangerwill. >.>)

Xylka-Votes: 4
Milkman-Votes: 1
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2

The Best Fan Fics

[Player]-Votes:

INGAME

The Coolest Costume(s)

Hadn-Votes: 2
Milkman-Votes: 1
Njthug-Votes: 2
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2
Epson-Stylus-Votes: 3
Rubyeclipse-Votes: 1
Espira-Votes: 2
Dothackerduo-Votes: 1

Dungeon Defender (Most depths run)

Dogrock-Votes: 2
Milkman-Votes: 1
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2
Ranzoh-Votes: 1

crs plz i ned 2 mak y embrek hem (Best Beggar)

Xvanem-Votes: 1
Milkman-Votes: 1
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2
Damastaa-Votes: 1

Best Lockdown Player Overall

Milkman-Votes: 4
Bieberfever-Votes: 1
Chris-Votes: 2
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2
Rubyeclipse-Votes: 1
Vlad-Votes: 1

Best Scammer

Dogrock-Votes: 2 (Billion, according to Njthug.)
Jim-Dale-Votes: 2
Boswick-Votes: 2

Best Merchant

Xairathan-Votes: 1

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These are player voted, on the forums. You may not vote for yourself. I will do my best to update this. I'm also looking for more categories, so I can always use help there. This will end at about Midnight, CST, Dec. 31 (So New Years) or around there. I will try to get more precise later.

Happy Holidays, and vote for your favorites!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 11:33

Trying

Not Jim-Dale nominates

Not Jim-Dale nominates Jim-Dale for best troll and comedian

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 11:40

Engie

A wild Engie appears

I nominate myself for everything because I'm awesome

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 17:43

Rangerwillx

*Shrugs* Oh and please remove that :s

Remove that, please :P.
I think I still win though.

The Best Troll: Jim-Dale.

The Best Picture-Poster: Ironskullkid.

The Best Helper: Bopp.

The Best Comedian: Eurydice.

The Most Posts: Xylka-Mkii.

Edit:

Best Costume: Hadn.

Best Lockdown Player: Exileddread/Chris.

Best Scammer: D0grock. (Bleahahahaha!)

And Gwen for the most reliable, thought out posts.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:43

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

Heh, let me do some of my own voting. And please Ranger? :< Fine, fine fine fine. (Can I keep it 'till Christmas?)

Troll: Shoebox

Pictures: Ironskullkid

Helper: Gwenyvier

Comedian: Sovierg

Most Posts: Xylka/Xylka-Mkii

EDIT: Added more categories. (I won't vote yet, though).

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 13:28

Psychodestroyer

Eury for comedian

Can I nominate myself as 'Self-depreciative loser'? Plz?

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 13:33

Korakc

Bopp for best helper. BY FAR.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 13:50

Mohandar

Hmm.

Best Troll: God of Skype (you young'uns ain't seen nuthin'!)
Most Helpful: Gwenyvier (at least in recent memory; never seen her(him?) post anything ad hominem either)
Beggar: Xvanem (Saw this guy begging for 5* equipment on four separate days)

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 13:52

Oakgear

I am appaled

I do not see my name listed under ANY categories...
SHAME ON YOU!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 13:54

Oakgear

And for my vote

The best troll: Greivos
The best helper: Nicoya-Kitty

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:13

#10

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

@Mohandar

I'd totally for for Godofskype1 as well, but since GoS got banned, I can't give prizes to 'em.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:29

#11

Tantarian

The Best "Troll" :

The Best "Troll" : Shoebox

The Best Picture-Poster: What is this category even

The Best Helper: Dunno

The Comedian: Shoebox

The Most Posts: What is this category even

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:47

#12

Dj-Sassy

God of Skype

When did he finally get banned? Dang....congrats to whoever did that, lol, or was it himself...trolls....=P

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 17:04

#13

Redlawlsy

:( nothing for me? well I

:( nothing for me? well I vote Gwen for most helpfull, and oakgear as best troll.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 20:56

#14

Njthug

Best Troll: Shoebox Best

Best Troll:

Shoebox

Best Picture Poster:

Eury

Best Helper:

Gwen

The Comedian:

Shoebox

Most Posts:

We don't have a post count...

Coolest Costume:

Hadn

Dungeon Defender aka No Life:

Dogrock he did over 10k runs in beta

Best Begger:

Tba

Best Lockdown Player:

Milkman

Best Scammer:

Dogrock

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 20:56

#15

Vaclavv

Gwen - HelperShoebox -

Gwen - Helper
Shoebox - Troll
Eury - Pics, Comedian
Dogrock - Scammer
Milkman - Everything else.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 20:59

#16

Reulogh

played about 250 gvg

played about 250+ gvg games.

Best lockdown player : Milkman

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 20:53

#17

Jim-Dale

Best Troll: Hanktron That is

Best Troll: Hanktron

That is all.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 20:56

#18

Fallout

Troll; Shoebox Comedian;

Troll; Shoebox
Comedian; Chris
Posts; Behindcurtai
Lockdown; Bieberfever
Beggar; Bigfootm
Helper; Dogrock/starlinf
Costume; Njthug

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 21:01

#19

Thimol

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since when is Jim-Dale a troll? Because he hasn't posted anything for the sake of pissing anyone off.

Not that I know of, anyway.

And Shoebox, for that matter.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 21:50

#20

Canozo

Best Lockdown player...

Chris.
Thats all.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 22:18

#21

Fallenhope

for the best troll

i vote oakgear!!!!!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 23:14

#22

Dogrock

Shoebox is bygone player of

Shoebox is bygone player of "repute" anyone has yet to touch. He is most certainly still the best comedian and troll at the same time despite being long absent here.

Yeash, I mistype a single zero and never hear the end of it. ;)

Wait, how did BehindCurtai get mentioned? I don't see a "made me put my head through a wall" category.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 23:19

#23

Bigfootm

Dogrock! Beta stories stay Beta stories.

@Dogrock

BehindCurtai...

I don't even want to get there. Let's save that for a beta tale, shall we?

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Yes, RIP Shoebox. You were always there for us, to make us laugh.

I would add a 'Creeper' category, but Boswick I hiding behind his bush, watching me right now, so I think we know who won.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 00:08

#24

Engie

Aw :(

None for me?

The Best "Troll"
Jim-Dale

The Best Picture-Poster
Jim-Dale

The Best Helper
Jim-Dale

The Comedian
Jim-Dale

The Most Posts (Double Posts don't count, Rangerwill. >.>)
Jim-Dale

INGAME

The Coolest Costume(s)
Jim-Dale

Dungeon Defender (Most depths run)
Jim-Dale

crs plz i ned 2 mak y embrek hem (Best Beggar)
Jim-Dale

Best Lockdown Player Overall
Jim-Dale

Best Scammer
Jim-Dale

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:05

#25

Nekinovi

Im best scammer... I was

Im best scammer...
I was banned because I sold nonuxisting SS for 15k,then sold same sword for 30k.
And once,I got hands on 1,8K CE.
IM MOST SKILLED SCAMMER HERE.
But those were old timez,now im good player ;)
Neboisha,for best SCAMMER!!!!
Edit
Didnt saw I use my bro account...
NEBOISHA TEH PWNZOr!!

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 03:03

#26

Triarii

My Votes

The Best "Troll"

GodofSkype1

The Best Picture-Poster

Ironskullkid

The Best Helper

Nicoya-Kitty

The Comedian

Psychodestroyer

The Most Posts (Double Posts don't count, Rangerwill. >.>)

Bigfootm (OP)

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Best Scammer

Boswick

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 03:50

#27

Jamoo

The Best "Troll" -

The Best "Troll" - Grievos

The Best Picture-Poster - Eurydice

The Best Helper - Gwenyvier

The Comedian - Jim-Dale

The Most Posts - Xylka

The Coolest Costume(s) - Njthug

Dungeon Defender (Most depths run) - Dogrock

Best Lockdown Player Overall - Milkman

Best Scammer - Boswick

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:07

#28

Oakgear

Bump

lol, do i really need to?

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:22

#29

Guardianknight

I agree with Shoebox being the best troll but.....

How are you going to award him his prize if he wins?
Seeing how he's gone and all.

Guardianknight cries pitifully.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:46

#30

Espeonage

Bieberfever

By god, I remember that fellow.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 12:05

#31

Kitty-Softpaws

Gwen for best helper,

Gwen for best helper, Vainsacrifice and Knightblood for cool costumes, and there should be a section for the epicest knight in-game which is VELCROOONATERR!!! (Velcro, creator of The Risen). Also add LUFTE for the epicest knight in-game. LUUFFTEEE =V=

YES, ADD JIM-DALE FOR TROLL, NOT BEST BUT ADD HIM. T-T that idiot.

EDIT: ESPEONAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 12:11

#32

Iron-Volvametal

I Nominate Fallout for Best Helper.

Thanks to him, I got the right Bombing Paths to be a successful Bomber. Thanks, pal. And Happy Bombing.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/737/in...

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 12:17

#33

Softhead

BAH!

Where is the Fan Fic award!
I'll nominate Jmtheawesome and Psychodestroyer if it appears as a award.

Best Lockdown players overall
Nominate Magnus

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 17:27

#34

Merethif

The Best "Troll":Is

The Best "Troll":
Is GodOfSkype really out of competition...

The Best Helper:
Fallout

Gwen deserves another category, then just a Helper - Most Level-Headed and Deliberate Poster - not only she's helpful toward other players but also her posts about updates and other issues are sensible, mature and well written.

New Category:
The Loudest Swagger/Bragger: Chris

EDIT:
The Coolest Costume: Epson-Stylus

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:06

#35

Hanktron

James-Dale is best scammer

since he still hasn't given me my lizard video.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:26

#36

Xylka-Mkii

I vote:Most posts:

I vote:
Most posts: Xylka-Mkii (me)

Best picture poster:
Ironskullkid

though this one I made is quite hilarious:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/269/bannedlol.png/

EDIT
+1 to Gwen for Most-Level-headed and Deliberate poster (or w/e that guy above suggested)

EDIT AGAIN:
Helper: Bopp
Comedian: Eurydice
NEW CATGORY:
Best Anti-Troll: Soveirg (Ironskullkid's alt :P)
Best troll: GodOfSkype (i dont even know him, thats how good he is)
If no him then Grievos or the newbie Nekinovi

EDITSSS:

R.I.P Shoebox

And now i want to know who BehindCurtai is....
Perhaps an OP edit with the story of the winners from the winners? Such as we provide some detail as to why we did what we did? SPEECH!!! (plus BehindCurtai cus im curious)

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:20

#37

Strikerk

best costume

best costume: pawn or rommil

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 14:24

#38

Psychodestroyer

I haz a vote?

WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS!?

Oh and merry Christmas. Have you opened your birthday presents yet?

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 15:12

#39

Gwenyvier

Ohhhh, I hadn't seen this

Ohhhh, I hadn't seen this one!

Troll: Grievos, although I still am not sure if he's deliberately trolling.
Picture Poster: Eury
Helper: I refuse to vote for myself. :p I vote for the Nicoya-Kitty. *pets*
Costume: I say RubyEclipse, just because I like his uber fire set.
Most Posts: Xylka, have you seen how much she posts?

Female, since Mohander wasn't sure. And I am going to go hide my posts as Newg now if you all are going to start calling me mature and sensible. *nudges them further under the sofa*

~Gwen

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 15:16

#40

Softhead

No...

It's still Christmas Eve...

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 15:18

#41

The-Rawrcake

New category: "Terrible at

New category:

"Terrible at Balancing"

I vote OOO for the above, they don't give a rat's ass about gunners or bombers.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 15:25

#42

Juances

Epson-Stylus for his costume.

Epson-Stylus for his costume. All your snarb coat/ice crowns can't beat good ol' proto

And no one will vote for me there if they don't see it so random screenshot! (found out how to glitch that pose)
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/814/spiral20111221135540.png/
yes, oh irony i'm using snarb coat too

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 17:13

#43

Engie

@Juances

Good point, since I don't go in-game a whole lot.

http://i.imgur.com/1RLXF.jpg

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 17:31

#44

Hanktron

psst

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/22739

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 21:09

#45

Enclavean

Best Helper: Gwenyvier Best

Best Helper: Gwenyvier
Best Lockdown player: Chris
Best Costume: Epson-Stylus (Comon', most original outfit ive ever seen)

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 22:12

#46

Snarfalarkus

I've yet to see any mention

I've yet to see any mention if Chris or Bigfootm himself in this post... in certain categories...

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 23:18

#47

Az-Rel

best costume ever

for best costume i recomend this one
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4430/screenshotat20111220225.png

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 23:37

#48

Rubyeclipse

Agree with Az-Rel - +1 vote

Agree with Az-Rel - +1 vote for Espira as best costume. : )

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 23:47

#49

Windsickle

Huh. How is it that the name

Huh. How is it that the name "Jim-Dale" got under each category? I wonder if Jim-Dale will win all of them at once.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 00:48

#50

Engie

@Windsickle

I voted him for everything

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