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Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:58
Biodragey's picture
Biodragey

In this game the person posting will say how they will kill the poster before them. Simple!

Example: I kill Inisible guy with a Nitronome

I kill example guy with a Calibur!

Simps! We will start with this: I Kill Invisible Man with a Knife

PS: Its not limited to SK Weapons.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 21:02
#1
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I poke Biodragy with pins all

I poke Biodragy with pins all over his body. Then hold him in a bucket of alcohol until the shock from the pain stops his heart.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 21:07
#2
Biodragey's picture
Biodragey
I steal Iamnoone's weps and

I steal Iamnoone's weps and hit him with all of them and lay 4000000000 Nitronomes around him and Falcon Pawch him just in case

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 14:13
#3
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
I get artix on my side, and

I get artix on my side, and cause a little *accident*
http://www.aq.com/images/cms/DragonCon-ArtixJDMishap.jpg

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 15:54
#4
Biodragey's picture
Biodragey
You play AQW?

I....I........I.........Kill you with my pro DragonFable account and lay some Nitronomes and some Roarmulus Twins around you just in case. :P

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 11:33
#5
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
All of them. including

All of them. including mechquest.
*summons chrono mech*
stops time, and explodes you
then get the characters from this ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6973663/1/Malons_Epic_Cow_Delivery ) around you, and the fourth wall falls on you.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 13:59
#6
Varja's picture
Varja
Saw reference

I kill you with the Reverse Bear Trap (i still shudder at that).

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 18:49
#7
Zinco's picture
Zinco
lol

I kill you with a triple reverse spinning plie driver suplex, and i use it twice.

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 16:59
#8
Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
ooh u giuse play DF? :)

i used to play: kills posted below with my pwnisome mage account, freeze, then burn, then final >:D then i equip nercromancer armor and send LEGIONS of zombies to keel u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg thats so crapaflapnasti giuse

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 18:03
#9
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Runs mysticbeam over with a

Runs mysticbeam over with a tractor

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 18:21
#10
Afiss
Hehehe

Pokes Dusk, and watches his heart stop from the shock....

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 01:21
#11
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
I summon my dragon from DF,

I summon my dragon from DF, as i am have a DA(not the weapon), and stomp, freeze, burn, blind, and destroy afiss in many horrible ways.
then puts up a shield in case any more DF attacks come.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 06:16
#12
Hiromon's picture
Hiromon
hahaha

this is how i would do it

http://dragcave.net/user/hiromon

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 12:34
#13
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
And this is how I kill

And this is how I kill you
http://dragcave.net/user/Warriorrogue
with all of these

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 16:11
#14
Frocus's picture
Frocus
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

i stare at warriorrogue and his face explodes from my ugliness

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 19:16
#15
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Frocus finds himself wrapped

Frocus finds himself wrapped in towels soaked with vaseline and handcuffed. Soon after, a can of hair spray whooshes over an ignited lighter. A gush of flames propels towards the vaseline soaked rags igniting them into an oily blaze. I douse the flames with water further erupting them and watch as Frocus' skin melts off as death slowly and painfully sets in. I make sure to whip out my phone and make the video to put on youtube. :D

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 19:34
#16
Playerman's picture
Playerman
*yawn*

*takes out a gun and shoots Iamnoone in the face*

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 03:13
#17
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
I fire a magma driver charge

I fire a magma driver charge at you, and the bullets spawn inside you.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 16:05
#18
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
are ya ready for da troll?

carefully puts nuke on ground flys up to space and drops an anvil on the nuke

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 20:20
#19
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
r we going over a bridge?

wraps you in filo and feeds you to starving children

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 21:47
#20
Canned-Bread's picture
Canned-Bread
Boo

Canned-Bread feeds Iamnoone to John McCain.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 22:07
#21
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I open canned-bread and pour

I open canned-bread and pour honey over the bread. Then, I leave it for the ants.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 22:11
#22
Canned-Bread's picture
Canned-Bread
Boo

Ron Paul buys pesticide with gold bars and kills the ants. Canned-Bread turns Iamnoone into boxed bread.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 22:24
#23
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I hide in the box waiting for

I hide in the box waiting for my gases to grow. Mitt Romney picks up the box and hurls it towards Canned-Bread who gets a gaseous explosion on contact.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 23:02
#24
Canned-Bread's picture
Canned-Bread
Boo

OBAMACARE RIPS YOUR FACE OFF

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 13:20
#25
Outnuendo's picture
Outnuendo
I remind you that you voted

I remind you that you voted for Michelle Bachman.

You proceed to kill yourself in shame and embarrassment.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 05:02
#26
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I put Outnuendo in a box and

I put Outnuendo in a box and give it to inner city kids living in the slums. I tell them he is a rich guy and ask them to blow it up for me.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:07
#27
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
-.-

I tape Iamnoone to the wall and shove a nitronome in his mouth and run

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:38
#28
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I spit the bomb to the floor

I spit the bomb to the floor and struggle with the tape. I twist and turn. I get mad and fight. I try to bite through it. Fury sets in with the realization that I can't get free.
*brain explodes*

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 19:15
#29
Skyber's picture
Skyber
Sky sets up a phaser on

Sky sets up a phaser on overload followed by transformers G1 Superion to squish and pulverise the next person.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 21:46
#30
Sanin's picture
Sanin
I AM THE NEXT PERSON

i got squish and pulverize but i revived with ce and battle on! then i chained Skyber to the wall and i forced him to eat so much cake that he becomes constipated then die because i won't let him use the bathroom :D

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 00:55
#31
Skyber's picture
Skyber
To Sanin's disappointment,

To Sanin's disappointment, that was a robot in disguise. Then I fire a phaser on the kill setting at Sanin.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 11:03
#32
Playerman's picture
Playerman
Second time posting cause I'm bored :D

Playerman watches Skyber spontaniously combust and burn into ashes.Thanks random death ray. :D

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 08:30
#33
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Uses a mirror to catch random

Uses a mirror to catch random death ray, reflecting it back onto its self. I hold the mirror firmly, waiting for the massive explosion that brings death to random death ray. I close my eyes hoping the mirror doesn't shatter during the explosion.

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 19:55
#34
Sanin's picture
Sanin
congrats

The mirror didnt shatter but it was FRIDAY the 13th and lamnoone forgot to have Lucky Charms for breakfast, then i watches lamnoone's Spiral Knight account gets hacked and lamnoone got all his crowns and ce stolen. So lamnoone decided to hang himself

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 19:49
#35
Biodragey's picture
Biodragey
:P

Didn't know the game would be so popular+ I haven't played this in ages! :P anyway I suicide become a ghost take over Sanin's body and jump off a cliff.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 21:27
#36
Gpyro's picture
Gpyro
Nom Nom Nom yummy!

I turn into a Kat and eat your soul!

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 07:42
#37
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
While swinging, I drop poop

While swinging, I drop poop bombs on Gpyro which explode on contact.

@ Biodragey, you made a good one. Thanks :D

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 19:07
#38
Torax
pwn'd

i magically turn into the pyro from tf2 then airblast your poop bombs at you and they explode -trollface-

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 00:41
#39
Dividmantle's picture
Dividmantle
epic fail

I'd magically turn into the sniper with the huntsman and stick Torax up wall. Epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:17
#40
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
i stare at you

i stare at you and you can't take my awesomeness so your head explodes :C

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:34
#41
Guildenberg
I throw a Rabid Snarbolax at

I throw a Rabid Snarbolax at you. Which eats you.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:09
#42
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
lol

Once inside the Snarbolax i burn his insides which gives him an upset stomach and he barfs me up...i kill him, rip out one of his fangs and stab you to death with it then i walk away then come back and throw a nitronome at your body :)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:12
#43
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I had shortened the fuse on

I had shortened the fuse on your nitronome bomb. You threw it but never had a chance to let it go. It blows up in your face taking your hand and arm with it.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 23:39
#44
Dividmantle's picture
Dividmantle
Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After the nitronome bomb explodes, I backstab you and turn you into ice with the Spy-cicle

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 01:43
#45
Skyber's picture
Skyber
Then I come into the scene in

Then I come into the scene in the USS Galaxy Force and fire all phasers while playing Brent Spiner music on giant speakers attached to the hull.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 04:40
#46
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I sneak on your ship and turn

I sneak on your ship and turn the volume up on the speakers. It becomes louder and louder until the ear drums of all your crew explode.

Sat, 01/28/2012 - 01:18
#47
Dividmantle's picture
Dividmantle
i JUMP ON YOU

I then jump on you and then clamp your mouth shut until you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 01/28/2012 - 23:45
#48
Alertninja's picture
Alertninja
Stalker O_oo_O

Ive been watching all of you form the treetops. I jump down and place a graviton vortex on top of davidmantle.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 20:37
#49
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Shoots the stalker in the

Shoots the stalker in the knee with an arrow.

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 01:32
#50
Epic-Girl's picture
Epic-Girl
Derrrrrp.

*stabs Lamnoone with a proto sword*

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