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The Explosion Game
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 05:28
#52
Wat
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 00:30
#53
NO!!!!
I then blow you up with the Ulerpool Calber and you explode into into a million peices.
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 18:15
#54
DUN-DUN-DUN!
I release a snipe that sneaks up to you from behind, latches onto your head, and uses it's spinning beak to (CENSORED)
Fri, 02/10/2012 - 22:55
#55
FUS RO DAH!
I carry you to the top of a mountain and yell "FUS RO DAH!" You fly off the peak and land in an erupting volcano.
Fri, 02/10/2012 - 22:59
#56
Sacrifice
I sacrifice myself to save the world. :)
Sat, 02/11/2012 - 19:33
#57
I kill your ghost
I then kill your ghost with the divine
avenger
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 06:36
#58
Flibberflaust's Subjects Of Nonsense
I tell a herd of Halo Fans that Half-Life is better, and a herd of Half-Life Fans that Halo is better.
I then run directly at Dividmantle and scream,"That's the guy who said Half-Life was better!" and charge in with the suddenly armed and bloody serious Halo fans to kill him.
I then yell at him to hurry up and get on the elevator...
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 12:52
#59
FALCON PUNCH!
captain falcon was originally a race car driver who fought evil and had a short lived TV show....
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 15:13
#60
Flibberflaust's Subjects Of Complete Seriousness
Really? I'm gonna go Google that. I want to check it out...I might have seen something that ridiculous when I was a kid.
I have the memory of a turnip though...
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 09:30
#61
Epic-Girl's heart just
Epic-Girl's heart just randomly explodes. I had NOTHING to do with it. >.>
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:01
#62
/cheer
but then i shoot ya with my "noobish" Polaris and you die of shock :D
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:39
#63
But then I come back to life,
But then I come back to life, pull out a giant hammer from nowhere, and flatten you as flat as a pancake.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:10
#64
but....
i flattened you first!
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:36
#65
Flibberflaust's Subjects of Repetitiveness
I get in the middle and start tossing out Hammers and Heart Containers to all of the combatants in the arena! Then for some reason, somebody somewhere explodes...
((Eh, it was bound to happen))
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 08:39
#66
But it wasn't me! I was
But it wasn't me! I was launched by the explosion, and landed on Mygmar. "That was not to bad! Oh, sorry about that." I say as I look down on the flattened Mygmar.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 12:13
#67
FALCON PUNCH!
i call Chuck Norris the Game Master, and he bans you to death with his roundhouse kick.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 13:34
#68
Falcon Roundhouse Kick. Totally See That Next Smash.
I laugh madly as I ingest a Super Mushroom and regain my original size again. I take one of the Hammers, and start swinging it wildly around the arena...when the head flies off and hits Ebilbuny squarely in the noggin, knocking him unconscious. For some reason, a temporal space-time anomaly opens up and a bunch of cookies falls on his body.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 15:15
#69
"Do A Barrel Roll!"
I'm in an arwing flying, near ground level, in the direction of Mygmar, when Peppy tells me to do a barrel roll, for some reason, I decide to listen to him for once, so I do a barrel roll, making Mygmar straight in front of me, but I'm flying too fast and it's too late to stop!
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 23:15
#70
"Holy cr-"
Thankfully Slippy is incredibly stupid, and clips me with his wing, sending me flying into the air, and out of harm's way.
I bleed profusely from the wing wound, but I had one desperation left, and the guy who started this game went with hard mode...silly guy.
I go into an adrenaline rush state and rush towards a Landmaster on the ground several yards away.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:01
#71
YOU SHALT DIE
Walks up behind Mygmar and sticks her with a plasma grenade, the runs for cover as the blue explosion commences.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:29
#72
You Hath Failed!
I Armor-Lock before it goes off, and board the Landmaster. I start doing barrel-rolls on my way towards you and...
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 13:18
#73
BOOM!
Aims a Target Locator at Mygmar's landmaster and jumps into a teleporter and delete one end, then watches as the MAC (Mass Accelerated Cannon) rounds come flying down.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 09:43
#74
I whack Ghigxhalon with a
I whack Ghigxhalon with a stun baton and command him to pick up that can.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 16:04
#75
....
When I got rid of the teleporter, I threw it into the sky. It landed in the Ironclaw Munitions Factory, and a rocket teleports through and hits Alphastevo in the face and kills him. I eat his soul to regain power, then take my personal shuttle to safety.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 16:50
#76
Lolz, sucks for you!
I walk in and put the Z-Saber in Ghigxhalon's hand and say, "Good luck with Zero!", then I start walking away, while Zero comes in, sees the Z-Saber in Ghigxhalon's hand,and proceeds to annihilate him, then he leaves, and during that time of annihilation, I was eating popcorn and drinking Pepsi!
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 17:41
#77
Ctrl + Alt + Delete to
Ctrl + Alt + Delete to terminate Energydestroyer
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 14:03
#78
I hang Handlabor and then
I hang Handlabor and then take his entrails out. I burn them and then cuts off his legs and roast them. I eat the legs, and I take his heart out and eat it. I then drink all of his blood, and cuts his body into 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pieces.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:07
#79
He probably doesn't have enough cells to be chopped that much.
I blow up Mount Olympus with the master bolt while Zeusofsky is sleeping.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:11
#80
Heh...
Little did you know I AM ZUES FOOL! GIVE ME BACK MY MASTER BOLT! >:O I take the Master Bolt away from Validous and proceed to zap him/her with it...
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:52
#81
Sssss...
I spawn a creeper behind you as you use your lightning on Validous. You recognize the hissing sound too late, and you blow up into a million pieces. Below, in the mortal world, it rains your blood.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 12:09
#82
Evil!
I steal my evil half's cannon and fire it at Monstercwp with the power of 93842784255427612417128513.48635297632648831 Gran Fausts.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 12:32
#83
Eats popcorn...
Wow.
-I hate this community...
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 13:54
#84
DISTRACTION!
I distract you with a shiny feather, and secretly drop an Ash of Agni, I run away and watch you burn!
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:49
#85
I launch a grenade at you and
I launch a grenade at you and watch as it explodes shooting you high into the air.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:50
#86
I Spear you. You break your
I Spear you. You break your ribs and bleed to death.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:55
#87
Hey!!! That didn't make me
Hey!!! That didn't make me explode.
I clap my hands so hard over both of your ears your brain explodes and comes out your eyes, nose and mouth.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:02
#88
I wear a mask so my innards
I wear a mask so my innards stay in. Then I chokeslam you and break your neck.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:05
#89
Still didn't explode me. :D
So I stick a bomb up your butt and poop flies everywhere.
(Yes, I never grow up and still enjoy potty humor.)
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:08
#90
oh cmon fine
I explode you.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:08
#91
Iamnoone why not accept my friend request in-game?I want friend
I eat Iamnoone.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:14
#92
I'll be your friend.
Eating me makes you get fat, fatter, fatter then explode.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:14
#93
wut
Then you explode from the exploding explosions.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:20
#94
I grab on to you and you
I grab on to you and you explode with us.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:21
#95
Travass McCoil wants to be a Bill
You explode before you grab on to me.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:27
#96
I become little no one's and
I become little no one's and circle you with fire cracks in hand. They all explode at once.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:29
#97
Fire crack? that must be fun to smoke
The fire crack also blows up the little no ones.
Now we're both dead.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:39
#98
and we go to heaven taking
and we go to heaven taking more fire crackers with us and the fire crack. We pass out our drugs and start blowing everything up. We turn heaven into hell.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:21
#99
...I CE rev Iamnoone and
...
I CE rev Iamnoone and Xplad, and place landmines under both of them.
I then dice up the pieces with my cutter palm from Kid icarus-uprising
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:31
#100
i get gabe newell, creator of
i get gabe newell, creator of valve to ban everyone in the universe but himself, thus making the only living being in the universe
THE END
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