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“Hehehhehehehhehehh-gahk!”
This was REALLY creepy. “How,” Vakros wondered, “did this raving lunatic conceal himself?”
Soro stopped laughing the second Vakros thought that, and stared at him REALLY creepily. “So Vakky…”
“That’s not my name.”
“It is now! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!” Soro strode off. Vakros looked around him. Outside of his cell there were two Gremlins, wearing crimson tunics, but not the signature robes of the Crimson Order.
“Do you guys find him creepy?” Stone silence. “You know, how he laughs and how his mood…”
“Listen fugitive, were not going to pay any attention to you. So SHUTUP!”
“You got him good Torx!” The other one said. Another couple of guards walked in.
“Come with us.” They said in an almost mechanical voice. “It’s time to start the Chimera II Project.”

The Grand Colony was vast and beautiful from a distance, but dirty and dangerous if you got close. The band had waited in the den, an abandoned wolver den, for almost a week. Vot started to tell a story. “So, a few months back we,” He motioned to Jed and Faste, “Were assigned to aid a group of Azure Gremlins take over what was suppose to be a small Tenderfoot outpost. Of course our info was completely off, and we stumbled into a high security Crimson base, where we got pounded by an onslaught. We were completely out matched and out gunned. We lost some good knights, but I met Jed and Faste, and now we have a much more powerful team.” Frost started speaking but was cutoff by a rustling noise from some bushes nearby. They all drew their weapons and faced the enemy. A knight popped out of them, followed by a few more, one tripping and falling on his face.
“Freking strubbery!”
“Aw shutup Somes…”
“Shutup urself!”
“Both of you, SHUTUP!”
“Yes Gord” They both replied, and one with some guns in his hand added an “o” at the end.
“’Kay, now form up on me.” This Gord guy was obviously the leader, and the rest lined up behind him. Gord turned and faced Vot. “Well, is this the one and only Vot, leader of the band?”
“Yep. But some other import members of the team are here. You have Frost, Kantint, Qwex, Jed, Faste, and Danghu. Oh, and you can’t forget about Blue!”
“Hey!” She yipped happily. She had come to enjoy the looks of surprise and dismay at her speech. The knight just stared.
“You DID forget about me.” Tari said chuckling.

Yeah, thats what usually happens. I try to be funny, and ermm.. it isn't. Then sometimes, things that weren't really 'supposed' to be funny crack people up. ._. Anyways, hopefully a couple new sections either tonight, or tomarrow.

Don't worry, I have plenty of characters to kill.
MUHAHAHA-*Cough cough*

Oh snap, she's right.
Being a Skolver and all...

You're screwed.
Of course, I'll just stay out of this, considering I'm dead. x_x

I SHALL FREZZ YOU ALL!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhahHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA-*COUGH COUGH COUGHITY COUGH!*

Well, considering I'm already dead...
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE!
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*cough*
Yeah, I should have that checked.