Spiral Knights - My Spiral Affair

My Spiral Affair

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Fri, 01/13/2012 - 20:14

#51

Njthug

@Rep

He is just mad because I declared my love for Eury before he could. I would be so upset if someone beat me to the punch as well I mean Eury eats RODENTS for FUN now where can you find an amazing person like that?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 20:53

#52

Saphykun

I don't want to get off topic

I don't want to get off topic here but
SOPA = Stop Online Piracy Act

Sorry Repartee, your post has NOTHING to do with the SOPA. Nor does Renpartycat suggest anything that directly relates Spiral Knights with SOPA - it looks like a lame way to end a dramatic post, sorry.

You guys are referring to SOPA wrong. And before I start ranting about it and showing my worst, here is the proposed bill. Read it.

Someone else go barf rainbows for me, seeing people pretending to understand SOPA and not take it seriously has taken enough out of me -_-

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 21:00

#53

Repartee

Saphy.

SOPA box is a play on words for soap box as it was the last topic he talked about. I should have made my joke more clear.

As in. Let me get on my SOAP box. But it's more humorous as I can use the last part of what he said to make a joke. Please look at my name. I'm supposed to be funny. It hurts me on the inside when I am not..

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 21:04

#54

Saphykun

Oh, I missed that, I guess...

Oh, I missed that, I guess... in my argument, that was really vague, but I'm happy that I misunderstood you. Sorry Repartee.
*is feeling a little bit more light-hearted and much better now*

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 21:18

#55

Repartee

It's fine.

Also SOPA should be going the way of ACTA . Gutted to near uselessness. Also we are way off topic.

NJ, stop harassing Eury. She'll Eury your thread and consign it to obscurity.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 21:12

#56

Njthug

@Rep

Eury Eurryed my Peta thread =( she did that as a flirting matter, but I did not know it was a sign of "I like you". =( Poor Eury I hope I bring that plumber joy.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 21:16

#57

Repartee

@Nj

Plumbers know how to charm princesses. You stood no chance.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 22:16

#58

Dancinjen

Njthug is spikeing everyone's

Njthug is spikeing everyone's Jamba Juice.

Eurydice, I knew I always liked you. I say lets run away together and forget him. He smells anyways.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 22:45

#59

Njthug

@Rep @Jen

@Rep --- I guess I am the princesse in this case =0 since Eury the plumber charmed her way too my heart =)

@Jen --- I smell like Gucci Guilty and lets be honest the women love it and the men just go crazy for it <3.

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 23:17

#60

Saphykun

Gucci

Gucci is EWWWWW. It's only for men who haven't showered in weeks and need something to cover up their stink. C'mon Njthug, you know Eurydice is admin, she has higher standards, y'know? You gotta woo her. Sing to her. She likes songs and serenades. Get your acoustic guitar and sing outside her balcony at night under the moonlight. Tell her how beautiful she is. Tell her that she should be treated like a goddess. Tell her that she is a goddess.Tell her that you'll never find another like her. Tell her that she wouldn't get this from another man. Tell her how you're feeling. You gotta make her understand. Tell her that you're never going to let her up. Never gonna let her down. Never gonna turn around and desert her.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 00:19

#61

Retequizzle

lol

Ren made the thread too serious.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 00:22

#62

Repartee

har har har

I saw what you wrote initially Retequizzle. I know you were coerced through fear. It's ok.

@NJ

Seriously. Aqua Di Gio by Georgio Armani. It makes you smell like pure cuddles to ladies. They like cuddles.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 02:49

#63

Retequizzle

I personally recommend

I personally recommend Burberry Touch or Polo Black. A little goes a long way. How long, you might ask?

From first base all the way to home.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 05:06

#64

Canned-Bread

Boo

WHAT DOGROCK DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HIM

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 11:14

#65

Njthug

@Rep @Retequizzle @Saphy

@Rep --- Dude it makes me smell like every other noob that is like if I was wearing Vog or Skolver....everyone does it I am just like everyone else

@Retequizzie -- Burberry Touch --- is good I have it, but you have to wear that on like the 6th or 7th date since its a strong scent if you are wearing that from the start you will scare the ladies away with the scent since they are like OMG his scent is so strong I'm scared of his dominating personality.

@Saphy --- I will be the best boyfriend ever to Eury when that happens, but I will woo her with songs poems etc. just like you suggested. I asked the Game Masters if they can play my wingman or even wing woman they responded in a funny way it was Atalanta who wrote back though I think she is jelly I used her.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 18:03

#66

Dancinjen

Do you wear Gucci Guilty

Do you wear Gucci Guilty because you are guilty of LYING?!

BECAUSE YOU ARE.

Eurydice, team up with me. Team up with me and protect the honor and dignity of all women, women gamers, Spiral knights community, Spiral knights, and all the Game Masters and Developers of Three Rings. He will turn his back on you the second he has an opportunity to do it. He'll spread lies and be deceitful.

You can't trust him, Eury. You really can't! I married him and look what he has done to me? He promised me forever, for better or worse. All he has done is left me in the cold and rain.

Eury, lets run away together. Lets build a community of honesty and trust and love... unlike Njthug over here. His poems have no substance because they are lies. But us eury... we have honesty! Truth! happiness! We have substance.

Don't fall for him eury. Don't do it!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 18:18

#67

Retequizzle

Eury, you're free to do what

Eury, you're free to do what you want to do. But if you decide to go with her, I implore you to do one thing for us:

Keep all blunt objects that can be used as weapons away from her.

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 10:49

#68

Njthug

I was told by many others

I was told by many others these following statements:

"Nj, Eury is losing interest in you already"

"Nj, I thought you were good with the ladies, but Eury isn't into you wtf man"

"Nj you use to be my hero now your all washed up"

"Nj turn on that charm the ladies love"

"Nj you use to be cool what happened"

"Nj you need to woo Eury to get her"

So, with all the feedback my peers have told me I do feel ashamed to say I have been slacking off not getting Eury's attention at all, and well giving her time to find someone else who she may think is the perfect knight for her, but in reality lets be honest guys and girls their is no perfect knight in this game except for my Eury she has perfection all over her.

One of my friends asked me the other day:

"Nj what do you see in Eury what you don't see in other knights?"

Now, I am going to be honest Xerox was asking me this, so it caught me off-guard since Xerox rarely talks to anyone like this. So, I replied to Xerox like the gentleman I am.

The thing about Eury is she that perfect knight she the girl or man or knight I can see myself with I can imagine a white picket fence a few snipes flying around little Xerox's, Fallout's, and Milkman's running around, but I can't picture that with anyone else except Eury. She brings laughter to me, and she is so sneaky with her pictures I see her posting some random pictures on the forums omg I think that is what first caught my attention I was thinking in my head "Nj this might be the one", but sadly I did not have the courage to ask Eury out, since what type of knight would really want to be with me? Xerox, said Nj wait so why do you like Eury again? I yelled at him and told him I will change his ink, and replied to xerox in one line since I forgot he a little slow (<3 you Xerox): Eury is the reason I play Spiral Knights she is my Crowns and Crystal Energy without Eury there be no Spiral Knights.

A Song For Eury (I am not the clever writer who wrote this song, but Eury baby this is for you)

I’ve been watching you
You’ve been hurting too
You give all your love
Nothing left to show

I have been there too
alone in my despair
Watching life go by,
no one who to share

Boy you've got it bad
but I've got something good
I want to treat you good in every way yeah

You will never feel alone
my touch is such a rush
It over flows

I will give to you the love you seek
and more,

so what are you waiting for

I will give to you
The love you seek and more

I will give to you
The love you seek and more
(Youre the one im waiting for)

I will give to you
The love you seek and more
(Youre all i really need)

I will give to you
The love you seek and more
(So What are you waiting for)

I will give to you
The love you seek and more

Baby here we are
Standing face to face
Just the two of us
Locked in your embrace

Now i got it bad
But you've got something good
Won't you treat me good
In every way, yeah

Are you ready
I can feel your passion
and your love
It over flows

I will give to you the love you seek and more
So what are you waiting for
I will give to you the love you seek and more

Ive got the love you seek x3

Ive got the love

I will give to you the love you seek and more

So what are you waiting for,

I will give to you the love you seek and more
Love you seek baby is in me,

I will give to you the love you seek and more
Youre all im waiting for baby,Yeah

I will give to you the love you seek and more

<3 Eury from Njthug

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 14:24

#69

Psychodestroyer

O_o

Woah there...

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 15:13

#70

Dancinjen

Nj... you're such a

Nj... you're such a creeper.

Eury... RUN FAST AS FAST AS YOU CAN GO NOW PLEASE GO.

Did I really marry him?

;)

Nj be jelly.. be mad jelly... mad furious.

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 21:11

#71

Nechrome

O.o wat is this I don't

O.o

wat is this I don't even...

excuse me while I go laugh. a lot.

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 21:48

#72

Shadownox

O.o anyone know a local

O.o

anyone know a local asylum?

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 14:09

#73

Mysticbeam

@shadow

excatly what i was thinking XD

*ahem*

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlolz!

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 19:50

#74

Eurydice

Community Manager

Folks, I think we're well

Folks, I think we're well into this territory now.

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 21:49

#75

Dancinjen

Eury, I know your real

Eury, I know your real identity.

Don't worry... I'll keep it safe from the creeper that created the thread.

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 21:56

#76

Retequizzle

We can go further though.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:18

#77

Dancinjen

Eury, this is to you my dear

Eury, this is to you my dear angel sweetcakes butterfly rainbow pumpkin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMYow46LxQ

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 09:51

#78

Njthug

@Eury

@Eury
I never understand internet humor hun, but I would gladly love to learn all about internet humor if you wish to teach me. In other news, I feel like we don't talk as much anymore I understand your busy with work, and I am busy with drinking, but we do need to make time for each other for sure. I think we can fix this problem by having a proper date night to be honest let me know what you think =)

@jen

Go away <3, and you don't know her true identity its all lies.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 13:04

#79

Dancinjen

Oh, but nj.. I do. I really

Oh, but nj.. I do. I really do.

Eury, no one will love you like I do. I did find you... all on my own. I found you because i know you, because our love is real and true. All nj can offer you is alcohol and bromance. But me? I can offer so much more!

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 14:22

#80

Psychodestroyer

Oo....

..........

This is just a really bad dream, right?

A really really creepy bad dream...

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 20:49

#81

Klaviko

So, I just started playing SK

So, I just started playing SK a little while ago.

Just looked into this topic randomly.

This is my first taste of the SK community.

I'm...not exactly sure how to react

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 00:50

#82

Psychodestroyer

Be disturbed.

Now read something a little more sane :)

Like my Fanfics!

One is all it takes: [ http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/26939 ]
Codename Part 1: Rising [ http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/32945 ]
Codename Part 2: When the great fall [ http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/33348 ]

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 03:13

#83

Cactuscat

Njthug - expect

Njthug - expect competition.

Be ready, my friend.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 06:34

#84

Iron-Volvametal

What is this, I don't even...

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1591301401/Jackie-Chan-Meme.jpg

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 07:06

#85

Dancinjen

don't be jealous of the love

don't be jealous of the love eury and I share.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 07:33

#86

Iron-Volvametal

No, seriously...

I don't get this Thread. Can ya make a TL;DR Version for me?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:12

#87

Aroxian

I think you scared her away

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:28

#88

Thimol

-----

It was struck because it was a personal attack

Since when is stating the truth a personal attack? :V
Plus, that affront to common decency [i.e. Renpartycat's posts] should be taken down as well since that was a huge attack on everyone here.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:21

#89

Fehzor

;)

IronSkullKid: "What is this, I don't even...

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1591301401/Jackie-Chan-Meme.jpg"

Don't worry, you will learn all about this kind of thing in due time.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 08:08

#90

Fireherat

werid

ok i think she does NOT like you AT ALL!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 10:02

#91

Shoebox

I keep a special place under my bed for Cory.

All of the GMs and Devs are already in long term relationships with me.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 20:30

#92

Amnimonus

I cant believe i read this

I have one thing to say im scared and i dont know why.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 21:02

#93

Jade-Rabbit

Kittens in a basket hugging Eury!

Nj I thought you should know this about Cronus
http://i.imgur.com/GBTH1.png

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:03

#94

Delardino

Woow so romantic <3

@Whimsicality Yeah when's the wedding

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 11:20

#95

Zinco

i am confused :S

Wait, so njthug had a relationship with dogrock, then with dancingjen, and now he is attracted for eurydice? AND NOW NJ AND JEN ARE FIGHTING OVER HER? Seriously, i wonder how will this end, but i'm sure someone will have a serious case of regret after all of this. And i have no idea if they are really being serious and talking about real-life, or just being dramatically silly.

Also, have someone seen Jim-Dale? haven't seem him around for some time now.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 17:52

#96

Njthug

So, its summer time, and I

So, its summer time, and I felt it was needed to express my love towards Eury once again:

So to start the summer right this if for Eurycake:

Tell me where you from, what you do, what you like
Let me pick your brain girl
And tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame girl
But let me show you 'round, let me take you out to town square
Bet you we could we could have some fun girl
'Cause we can do it fast, slow, whichever way you wanna run girl
But let me buy you drinks, better yet three rings
Do it how you want it done girl
And who would've thought that you could be the one 'cause I

I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer LOVE

Eurydice, my love I miss you so I think this summer you need to stop working so much and sip on some margaritas with me on the beach =) or some mojitios, but the nice mango mojitos since regular mojitos are overrated.

Eury, no1 understands our love triangle either which gets me sad. Dogrock is my lover that mighty rockofdog is epic, but the your my lover forever =)

@Cronus --- Dude you better watch out that ban stick will be going up a place where it shouldn't be =) you actually make Atalanta look like a good game master compared to you....and lets be honest she was the worse.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 17:56

#97

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

man, its hard to believe you express bromance in your guild Nj....

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 23:05

#98

Kraanx

relax, everyone, this is

relax, everyone, this is nothing a double-bladed battleaxe can't solve..

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 02:18

#99

Weegeeftws

....

Y'know.... I usually know what to say, or atleast have SOMETHING to say but... After reading this... I'll just carry on with my day.

~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 02:11

#100

Gearsolider

Ahem...

Going nowhere fast,we've reached the climax,were together were now undone,we won't commit so we choose to run away....
This this place is nice,so I'll tell you a secret...
I had a girlfriend called Natalie,we were always happy and smiling :),until there was a argument between their parents ,and now
We broke up due to arguing :.( please guys,I need help and tips on how to get my most sweet baby ever...Back,
Please guys...please,for my sake.......:(.

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